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RainBRO Dash Thread>day 901 in Ponyville >Fluttershy is relentless with a near constant wing-boner; must be that time of the year >avoid trap after trap after trap >get stuck near the edge of the Everfree, Fluttershy pounces from the bushes like a starving jaguar, mangled and dirty >"YOU'RE....GOING....TO LOVE ME." >she pounces with the lust of a thousand suns >suddenly, Rainbow Dash out of nowhere >lifted off high into the sky, Fluttershy slamming into a solid oak and knocking herself out >"Thanks Rainbow Dash, you really know how to time a dramatic entrance!" >"No probs, Anon. Let's get your butt home!" >taken to the house, dropped off without much trouble >"Looks like all that weight training paid off, huh?" >smack her near her flank >she blushes for a split second, looking away >"Heh, yeah...y-you just get some rest. I'll go check on FS." >"Cool Rainbow. We'll go trail running tomorrow or something. You're a real bro." >"Hah, t-thanks Anon....you are, too." >She flies away lazily with a contented smile and a blush, the slught sting a reminder of Anon's hand on her cutie mark.
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Anonymous
This thread is too good to die ;_;
Aether
>>415428 >>415429 >>415448 Still here just browsing other threads, idk where the others went off to.
Anonymous Fellow
Must I, a lurker continue this thread for the time being?
Anonymous
>>415490 Destiny has chosen you.
Anonymous
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>>415482 Keep writing, we're still loyally stal- I mean, lurking your stories.
Anonymous
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This thread better not die :(
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
I just wanted to write something BESIDES Rainbro, that's all :(
Anonymous
Aether
>>414578 3/?
>You've got to meet up with a few of the ponies you've met during your stay here. >Lyra's still obsessed with trying to become a human >Berry Punch is....wow she's drunk surprise >Derpys well...being derpy >She hands you a homemade muffin as a gift before you and RD go off to another part of your house. >As you eat your gift you realize you've never had a muffin this good before in your life. >"Heh, Anon Derpy may...well....derp. But she makes the best muffins in town....even Pinkie's jealous. >You nod, licking your fingers to taste the sweet goodness that derp eyed pony gave you. >Suddenly Flutterskank >"H...hi Anon...happy birthday." >she smiles, covering half of her face with her hair as she does so. >She hands you a rectangular box >Oh god what's inside it. >"O...open it Anon." >You raise an eyebrow but open it anyway >It's a yellow fleshlight with pink butterflies on it >You calmly close the box and look up >Flutters is gone >"So whadya get Anon?" "You don't wanna know."
>You contemplate setting your flutterpresent on fire but that'd raise too many questions Anonymous
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Bumping! PLease keep this thread alive!
Anonymous
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Another bump here
Anonymous Fellow
>>415507 Day 389 in Ponyville
>Eating breakfast of Oats >Fucking Ponies >Begin thinking about how many times Fluttershy has tried to rape you >On average more than 3 times a day >389 days > She has tried to rape you over a thousand times. >Fucking Fluttershy.jpg >Leave for park, meeting Rainbro Dash today >She is practicing her flying routine as usual >Lie down on grass and wait for her to finish >A few minutes later she lands and walks over to you >”Hey Anon, how was it” >Tell her it was fucking magnificent, which incidentally, it was >She blushes slightly but regains her composure >”Want to grab a bite to eat?” >You are still kinda full from the Oats but obviously say yes, she is your Rainbro after all >Walk into restaurant and see Fluttershy >FuckShitFuck >She sees you and walks over >”Oh hey Anon, what are you doing here? Come and sit with Apllejack and me” >Applejack too, great >Rainbro thinks fast and tells FLuttershy that you two are on a date >Fluttershy slightly surprised, but you can see the doubt on her face >You shout: Yeah we bucked last night too >Fluttershy now looks too embarrassed to stay around you and Dash >Rainbro gets you two a table... Someone else finish this, going to bed. Hope this thread is alive in the morning.
Aether
>>415641 4/?
>You chuck your present in to the nearest trashcan >RD shoots you a dirty look >"Oh come on Anon it couldn't of been THAT bad." "It was a yellow fleshlight."
>RD jaw drops, blush and wing boner present. "You've really gotta do something about your wings bro. Does it hurt?"
>RD blushing more now, she's trying to fold her wings back but she's having a hard time. >"Uh...gimmie a moment Anon....I'll get them down." >You shrug >You can't help but laugh a little at your bro's expense. >RD cuts her eyes at you >You decide it'd be best to stop laughing. >Getting that bit out of the way you guys continue on, saying hi here and there, birthday hugs, congratulations, etc etc. >Music switches over to something with a steady beat >Hey its your party why not live it up a little? >You tell your bro you're gonna go show em what ya got. >You head on out on to the 'dance floor' and start well what YOU'D call dancing >It looks like Twilight's been teaching you how to dance. >You don't notice Applejack make her way towards you on the dance floor. Anonymous
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Performing heart compressions now! Don't you die on me!
Anonymous
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Stay with us here
Anonymous
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BREATHE!!! BREATHE DAMNIT!! *CPR ensues* DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!! I NEED A DEFIBULATOR OVER HERE!!!
Anonymous
Been watching these threads for the past few days. Guess I'll contribute. >Wake up. >Immediately wish you didn't. >You and your Rainbro went hard last night at the bar. >Attempt to open eyes. >myeyes.gif >Your stupid wasted ass left the blinds open. >Get up and blindly fumble over to the window and shut them. >"Eep!" >Fucking Fluttershy. She was probably watching you while you slept. >You're hardly fazed anymore. This has become the norm for you. >Stumble to the bathroom and do your routine, feeling a lot better after a shower. >Start checking yourself out in the mirror. Ever since you and Rainbro have been working out you've actually gotten pretty cut. >imthesexiest.png >Decide to forego your shirt for now. >In the kitchen, making yourself some breakfast. >KNOCK KNOCK >ohboyherewego.jpg
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>>416327 >Like a fucking ninja you creep up to the door. >Look through the peep hole. >Its your Rainbro. >Undo the innumerable locks and chains on your steel front door and open it. >"Hey an-" she realizes you're shirtless and looks away with a blush. >You arch a brow and ask if somethings wrong. >"Y-you should put a shirt on dude. I saw Flutters trying to get into your window...I chased her off though." >What a bro. >You thank her, you don't know what you'd do if she wasn't in your life. >"A-anon..." >You thank her again for being such an awesome bro. >Dash wilts a bit but laughs it off. "Yeah...no problem bro." >Explain you were actually just checking our your progress in the mirror. >"Progress?" >You grin and flex, showing off your raw manliness that is the result of you and Rainbro working out. >Dash's blush goes several shades deeper and her wings half-lift off her back. >What's the deal with that? >She mumbles something about flying and muscles. 2/?
Aether
>>415845 5/?
>"Howdy Anon...them some...uh...fancy moves ya got there." >You keep going, ignoring Applejack and the fact that you look like you're having a mild stroke >"Anon ah got ya a gift, ah put it upstairs for yah. Just so yah know an all." >She departs >Lolwut she's not gonna rape ya? >something's seriously wrong >Neither Applejack nor Flutterskank have tried anything other than be mildly annoying >You suspect something big in the works. >Fuck it you'll worry about it later >Back to your stroke.....I mean dance >Music ends >everyone in the building is giving you the oddest of stares >no fucks were given >You find your bro, her wings have finally gone down >She's laughing hysterically >"Anon..you..you were really somethin out there." >she falls on her back yucking it up "Yeah real funny bro. You shoulda my back out there Dash. You've got a strike against ya now bro."
>"What's that mean Anon?" "Mean you keep it up and we won't be bros anymore."
>Jaw drops >You laugh "Relax Rainbro I'm joking, I wouldn't be anything without my bro to get my back."
>You pat her on the shoulder and she smiles >"Yeah don't freak my out like that Anon." yes yes I realize its getting a bit ficy but I'm not hearing any complaints yet.
Anonymous
>>416364 >Speaking of muscles, you're glad shes here. You're worried that you may have hit a plateu. >Kneel down and take one of her hooves, putting it on your abs. >Dash's eyes widen and her wings shoot straight off her back. >Start explaining how you've noticed a lack of growth over the past few weeks and ask if she has any advice. >Rainbro doesn't answer, starts to slide her hoof up to your pecs. >Don't think anything of it. After all, shes your bro, and shes fit as fuck. Shes probably just getting a feel for your muscles to give you some fitness advice. >Her hoof continues to wander to your arms when you notice her wings. >They are practically fucking PULSING. >Is she alright? >Dash blinks and jumps back laughing nervously. "Y-yeah! Totally. Hehe...we're still on for the gym later right? >Of course. The two of you brohoof. >"Great! Well! See ya there!" >Before you can say anything she's off like a shot. >One of these days you've gotta ask why she does that. >Suddenly a rustle in the bushes, a flash of yellow. >A second later you are in your house rescuring the locks. >KNOCK KNOCK >Fucking Flutterapist. >Ignore it and get back to breakfast. 3/?
Anonymous
>>415835 >there she goes with the blushing again >almost impaled the waiter with her wings >waiter completely unfazed >"And what could I get for the darling couple?" >Tell him your just a couple bros looking for a bite to eat >see rainbros eyes moist over >I guess the food does smell pretty good >end up ordering some haybacon strips >what the fuck, its just hay >dash gives you a deadpan look >"well duh" >"but if its just hay, why call it-" >dash sudenly interrupts >feel breathing down your neck >turn around >fucking applejack Anonymous
>>416393 May or may not continue.
Anonymous
your doing great aether. dont stop.
Aether
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>>416419 haybacon strips
>Iseewutyoudidthur >>416432 I say go for it
>>416436 I've got maybe two posts left in me. College and all that in a few hours gotta get at least some sleep. I'll be leaving it in the hands of Anonomoose. I can trust anonomoose right?
Anonymous
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Attention all writefags in this thread. I LOVE YOU. Seriously, keep it up.
Anonymous
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Another bump, I'm sticking around until Aether finishes up.
GreenLogic
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>>408906 Author here, I'll be using this name from now on
>You and Rainbro only made it between one bottle of that stuff between you but it was enough to get you reasonably drunk >Heading into town, not wanting to pass up on some grade-A pranks >Still getting used to your new (and hopefully temporary) voice >Spot Cheerilee >You both hide behind some bushes. You’ve got this one >trying to mimic Rainbro’s natural cadence, “Oh, I just wish the other ponies would understand. It’s not easy being the only lesbian in Ponyville.” >Cheerilee’s face lights up “Was that you, Rainbow Dash?” >Rainbro is protesting quietly but heatedly >”Rainbow Dash?” >You fail to suppress a giggle >Cheerilee looks like she’s been slapped “Oh, I see how it is…” and slowly wanders off. >Rainbro seems pissed off. You guess Cheerilee wasn’t a fair target. >”Hey, over there” Rainbro points to a distant yellow smudge >Fluttershy >Rainbro is still game Aether
>>416377 6/?
>Hours later the party still going fairly strong >A few ponies have left being sure to thank Pinkie for the party and wishing you a happy birthday of course. >few more hours >sun is beginning to set >The only remaining ponies are the mane 6, Derpy, and of course Berry Punch >Berry's out cold from drinking the majority of your punch so she doesn't really count >Pinkie, being the little bundle of energy she is comes bounding up to you >"Hey Anon, now that everyone's gone ready to kick this party up a notch?" "Hmm? I'm not so sure I get what ya mean Pinkie."
>She pulls out a bottle from what seems like thin air >Spin the bottle, really? >"You ready to play Anon?" "Pinkie, you do realize I'm a human."
>"Yup." "And the rest of you are mares."
>"Yup." "Assuming I say yes you do realize the consequences of interspecies interaction...in that sense right?"
>"Yup." "Buck it I'm gonna need a drink before I can answer you......well a few drinks."
>You head over to what remains of the punch and begin to throw back cup after cup of it. >After you feel you got a good buzz goin on you go ahead and say yes. >You pray to Celestia you don't regret tomorrow. Yeah I gotta stop here guys sorry. :*( If this thread 404's I got this story on back up so when its revived again I can continue from where I left off. I just hope the others do the same with their stories.
Anonymous
Aether, I'm begging you to keep it up, all of your greentext has been awesome
Aether
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>>417013 If I didn't have college classes at 8am I'd stay. I promise that if this thread 404's I will revive it when I return.
Anonymous
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>>416901 With any luck a few other rainbro fans will keep it going through the night, thanks for the great writing!
Anonymous
>>416419 >applejacks carrying something in her teeth >thats a lot of leather >shes staring at you >like, RIGHT at you >"well howdy there, sugar cube. I think you and me got some unfinished bisinuss to take care of." >wat >you politely ask her if she understands the concept of subtlety >she thinks your speakin in fancy >you then unpolitely tell her to fuck off >"Nuthin doin. I'm gonna rape you here and now" >again, subtlety >where'd rainbro go? >look up >shes on the goddamn ceiling >applejack also looks up >rainbow tackles her to the ground from the goddamn ceiling >see a hole in the floor where applejack used to be >rainbow climbs out >flashes you a winning smile >wings are out again >must be exertion >then her face gets really red >probably also exertion >give thanks to the dash almighty >epic brohoof >exit the resturaunt >Oh no >its fluttershy again dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
I'm finishing up my other story in the other place, and I'll be back here soon.
Anonymous
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>>417142 Might be a good idea to just start up a new Rainbro thread, this is getting pretty damn close to what I assume the bumpan limit of 500
Anonymous
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>>417142 Why not just start one when you start your next story?
Anonymous
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>>417142 According to another anon in a mlp general, the bump limit is 500, my post should take us to 467 posts
Anonymous
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
>>417376 You saw NOTHING because I am not an idiot who accidentally posts in the wrong tab.
If you want to see non Rainbros, go to other threads.
Anonymous
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
Alright. I'm good to go, I'm prepared to deliver more Rainbro.
Anonymous
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>>417596 End it happily please
OP
>>417596 Can we have a happy-ambigous ending, like last time (balloon ride)?
Anonymous
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>>417654 Sorry, handle got copied over from another tab.
Anonymous
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Happy-ambiguous if anything
Anonymous
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Anyone know how close we are to starting a new thread?
dashisbestpone !bipVGa2y86
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Okay. Story end chosen. But yeah, thread is super close to death.
Anonymous
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New thread inbound. Hang on.
Anonymous
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Ok, new thread is at
>>417854 Anonymous
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>>417135 >why is she here? >rainbro voices your concerns >"Fluttershy!? We were in there for an hour! >Why are you still here?" >"Well, I heard a lot of noise coming from inside, and I thought I would wait for you here... to make sure you were alright..." >seems leg- >"Then why didn't you just come inside to see for yourself?" >"I was busy with... other things..." >no longer seems legit >make to leave, rainbow dash in tow >suddenly your cuaght up in a net >fluttershy set a trap >oh well >easily escape thanks to your primate form >does this place even have primates? >oh shit, your falling >land on top of rainbro >ouch >untangle yourself from her rockhard wings >what is up with that? >oh yeah, fluttershy >see rainbow take off after her >her face is pretty red >feel guilty over how much shes exherting herself to protect you >what a bro >rainbow is now lifting fluttershy off the ground >giant lake out of nowhere >you know what happens next >run after them, cheering the entire way >rainbow fucking THROWS the rapist into the lake >fluttershy is soaking wet >rainbow lands next to you >you tacklehug your bro >both land in the water >there go her wings again >must be the cold water >you get off your bro >another brohoof just because >dash is looking slightly away from you >her face is red again >could be a medical condition? >oh well >she says goodbye >slight quaver in her voice >you really should ask her about that sometime >she flies home >what a bro
