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Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507433 >There's a sigh, a crack of kinks being stretched out, wings fluttering and then eyes opening >"Mornin', sleepy." >Clouds definitely don't talk >Or have surprisingly nice rose coloured eyes and talk to you >This is pretty much your bro, isn't it? >Your bro >Lying next to you in -your- bed after a night of heavy drinking >"Uh..." >Loading brain.exe >Please wait... >Brain.exe initialised >Begin panic startup sequence >You practically jump out of the bed >Rainbow jolts up, her wide eyes upon you >Oh god she's judging you isn't she? >She probably thinks you're some perverted ponyphile, plying her with booze to get into her panties >Why is it now that your brain decides to point out, after all those other times you brought it up, that ponies don't wear panties >They should though - knock it off, treacherous brain! >"Rainbow... we didn't... did we?" >"Hang on..." >She unceremoniously jams a hoof between her hind legs >Roots around a bit yeah you can probably just turn your head away right about now >"Nope, I'm clean." >Praise Celestia! Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507563 >With that messy business taken care of you tell a morose looking Dash >Why does she look so down? >Nevermind, you've really got to shower >With that done and Dash thinking the better part than to wait in your room this time, you head downstairs >Being the pony equivalent of a nuclear reactor that needs to constantly do something to expend the energy, she's helpfully making breakfast >Okay, waffles aren't exactly the most complex thing in the world but goddamn if having them made by your bro doesn't make them at -least- twenty percent sweeter >That happy silence between bros sets in as you chow down >Yeah, you're actually going to have to get Dash to do this more often considering how they're cocaine in waffle form >She's got the plate in her hooves licking it >You really don't want to see her face when you say this so this is probably the best time to say it >"Y'know this morning was awkward, sorry if that was my fault about last night. Heh, good thing we didn't get up to anything right?" >Fuck! Dash! Don't slam the plate down so hard, you've only got a few! >And why is she looking so pissed? >"Would it really have been so bucking terrible if we did?!" Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>507716 draaaaaamaaaa. Please, continue.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>507716 You have my full and undivided attention, baus.
Anonymous
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507716 >"Bro, seriously, what are you talking about?" >"Ugh, again with the bro!" >"That's because that's what you are." >"WHY!" >Now this is kinda out of nowhere. Again >"Why is it that any other mare is just bucking fine for you but I'm stuck being your bro?" >"What do you mean 'stuck'? You're too awesome to not be my bro." >"Just stop calling me that!" >She's digging her hooves into the table, nostrils flared and wings out >It doesn't take a Ph.D. in Pony Sociology to tell she's -fucking- pissed >"Rainbow, where's this coming from?" >"Exactly! You're too buckin' stupid to even see what's right in front of you!" >"Well how about you fuckin' enlighten me!" >"What's the point! If you can't already see it I'm just wasting my time!" >"Is it about Cloud Kicker? I'm sorry I didn't get with her, I told you I wasn't ready!" >"Bucking Cloud Kicker? BUCKING CLOUD KICKER?" Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507813 >Okay, now she's ON the table, staring you down like some ice-cold motherfucker >Which she might as well be at this stage >"Why do you think I set you up with a mare I knew just wanted to get you into bed? Why do you think I brought you out to the buckin' strip bar? Spend all my time with you? Work out with you?" >Celestia must have teleported in because that ice-cold motherfucker has been replaced by a blue pegasus who's tearing up >"Get drunk so I can barely walk with you? Why do you -think- I said I can't get with you because I'm your bro?" >That certainly threw a spanner into the gearworks of your mind >She'd told you a couple of nights ago at the bar that she's just not like that, she wouldn't do it and you say as much >"No! No, I didn't I wouldn't I said I -couldn't-! I'm your bro and bros... bros don't..." >Okay, this is getting too much >Having her scream at you is one thing but there's no way you're just going to let her break down like this >"Rainbow..." >She's not listening, looking away from you >"... bro's can't... they don't... they're not-not allowed..." >And just like that she's up, opened the door and off into the air >Fuck Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Huh, I wonder if I should take a break for a while and get something to eat...
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
I love all the authors in these threads. Never stop.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>507843 ...you bitch of a son...GET YER ASS BACK HERE AND LOVE ME!!! no but seriously go ahead and fill ya bellah we'll wait.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>507843 I will make you a sandwich and serve it to you off my balls to continue. Hell, I'll even hang a frosty mug of beer off my dick.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>507852 Stop? You think this is a motherfucking game?
Anonymous
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>>507843 No. NO. NONONONO! Write goddammit!
I mean, um, if that's okay... Atlas
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After much dancing on the sides of the road, I RETURN!
Anonymous
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I've some retarded Anons in these stories but this one takes the cake Leucine. Jesus.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507830 I can wait a little longer. Might as well build the TENSION.
>You'd already known how much your bro meant to you before she literally and fucking figuratively flew out of your life >You didn't know that it would actually be turn out to be a much, much greater need >It's been what... a week? You don't know any more, you don't care >Dash had been right before, Pinkie was about the only other pony you could call a friend besides her >There was the sneaking suspicion Pinkie would know Dash was upset and it was your fault, even if you -still- didn't know why >So that's why you couldn't make breakfast this morning >That's why you'd been avoiding making breakfast for yourself all this time >It's a little comforting to think Dash probably cleared the skies this morning >At least there was the chance you might have seen her >She's definitely not anywhere above the café now >"Helooo! Darling, I thought I'd never get another chance to see you again!" >Oh fuck this life >"And here I was thinkin' you'd gone an' dropped off the face o' Equestria. We need to have ourselves a talk, hon'!" >Make that fuck a double, please Anonymous
>>507852 Shermanator, do you have a pastebin or something of that sort? I missed a TON of your story
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>507901 I'd like to see your take on an actual origin story when your story queue allows for it, Aether. With mine being done and not really having any ideas (save for anon joining Ponyville fight club which isn't really Rainbro) I would really like to see how you imagine it happening.
Anonymous
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>>507989 I made an "Anon in Equestria" thread so we can post everything in there Sluttershy, Applerape and Rainbro and other storys too.
Albert Reginald
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Jesus Fuck, Aether. That story was gold. Now you got me all inspired to write out a fanfic. No greentext.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>508010 well the fluttershy section when Twilight was rambling was based off of your story of Anon's first few days in equestria. That worked out quite well and it helped tie in the Rainbro Dash to the rescue bit quite well gotta say thanks for that bit.
Atlas
So, I'm looking to get some drawing practice in. Luecine, Æther, Fitanon, Rain, does anyone want a custom background for their desktop? Or maybe just an image? I can EASILY do grimdark, and I'm still learning some of the cuter stuff, I've been following these threads for so long and I'd love to be a sort of 'offical' artist for you. Free of charge, of course.>You can still pay me in greentext.
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>508060 I got that feeling, bro. I'm glad you liked it, and I really like the patchwork you did. The leaving the flowers out I thought was particularly nice. Wish I'd had thought of it.
Atlas
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>>508117 Oh shit,I forgot your name too.
You can have free paintings :D
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>507993 >"Now Anon, a little birdie told me you had something of a tiff with Rainbow. I know how awful it can be to lose somep0ny so close to you but that's just all the more reason you and I should get to know one another!" >"You know I don't make a habit o' agreein' with Rarity but I've got to here. If you can't have her you can always have us, sugarcube." >In some dark recess of your mind the idea almost seems palatable >Then you remember that these two fucks have had it in for you almost since you found yourself here >Now they're just a reminder of what you're missing, namely your RainBRO >"Girls, I'm not in the mood for this. Can we just get to the part where you try your shtick and I find some simple way of overcoming it?" >The two exchange a look and then give you the most terrifying grins you've ever seen on faces >"Perhaps I didn't make myself clear: less time with Rainbow -means- more time with us." >"Now Applejack, let's not push him. If he should wish to find himself in the company of two eligible mares who are actually willing to admit what they are to him then we should let him reach that conclusion himself, n'est pas?" >"I guess you got yourself a point there, Rar'. Whaddaya say, sugarlumps?" >Right, you've definitely lost whatever appetite you had before >You can't even find words as you get up from the table and make off for your home >Maybe you can just hole up there until your bro decides to come patch things up >Rarity and Applejack make a show of telling you they're going to accompany you to your home, just to make sure you'll be safe Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>508183 >Passing through the town you see all the little places you'd hang out with her - Sugarcube Corner, Chez Hay, Smooth Tones, Top Cream, Carousel Botique- >Wait, that last one wasn't right >Looks like your route out of town has taken you close to... oh fuck >"Since we're here, why don't you stop in and we can have a lovely tea date. Oh it would be divine! I've just got in an order of silk cushions from Trottingham which would fit ever so snugly under you." >"Great offer but no, I'm really not-" >You don't have time to finish your sentence before Applejack has your legs in a lasso and pulled you on to the ground >"It weren't no question, sugarcane." >This is just GREAT >Between Applejack tying you up and Rarity levitating you in they seem to have finally stumbled onto some kind of dynamic duo combination Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>508075 Ya know what I'll bite. If you can maybe draw the four of us as ponies standing behind a table or something gettin our greentext on that's sure be swell (insert wienie face here)
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>507996 http://pastebin.com/u/The_Shermanator I'll go ahead and throw the whole thing up in sections right now.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
>>508231 ....wait 520 replies....should we maybe head over to the 'Anon in Equestria' thread? Or are we gonna make a new rainbro thread?
Anonymous
>>508284 I vote for a new RainBRO thread; the other one would be too much for me to keep up with.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
>>508284 Can I vote for a new Rainbro thread?
Anonymous
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>>508284 +1 for new Rainbro thread
The Shermanator !!NuNkmjHQiN0
>>508284 I could go either way. We ARE kind of steering towards Rainbro not being the primary character in some of our stories. Like your twilight saw tale, and some parts of mine where Rainbro was just mentioned and not seen.
Aether !!mw/7+Tvxn6g
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>>508318 >>508323 >>508326 That's 2 against 1. So I guess RainBRO it is.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>508336 Well yeah, but Rainbro is always a central figure. Plus, Leucine's greentext has me on fucking pins and needles.
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
>>508198 >"Really, Anon, this would have been so much easier if you'd just acquiesced initially. Still, one can't deny that this way is far more... fun!" >Applejack just chuckles, completing the Frankenstein-Igor image now passing through your brain to keep you from completely losing it and screaming like Twilight the first time she saw you naked >You're dragged through the store front and workshop of the building before coming to a rather suspicious looking door and- >Fan-fucking-tastic, you're being brought down >Yep, there's the paddles, the whips, ballgags, collars, spreader-bars and whatnot >Looks like Rarity beat you to the punch in the whole building a sex-dungeon contest >You're brought over to a padded table, before being carefully strapped onto it >Rarity disappears momentarily leaving you with just Chucklejack >"Don't look so down, sweet-cheeks, I promise I'm gonna make this a good time fer the both of us. Heh, gonna make you forget all about Rainbow..." >"You could just give up now and I won't have to use my freaky human powers on you." >She squints down at you for a moment before giggling >"No chance. Twilight already told me you don't got any human powers. Unless ya count that one in yer pants. Boy howdy I'd just love to get a-" Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
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>>508367 >"Applejack! What are you doing!" >The tan mare whips her hooves away from your pants zipper, something you feel a momentary sense of gratitude towards Rarity for >A Rarity who's now wearing a skimpy silk thong and stockings? >This is definitely going to be fucking terrible >"I told you we're going to take this slow and draw out the... pleasure as much as possible." >AJ shuffles on her hooves, looking down while Rarity climbs onto the table and stands over you >"Now, Anon, you left the Unicorn's Pride before you got to see my show which is terribly unfair, wouldn't you say so Applejack?" >"Huh? Oh yeah, she's a real sex-machine!" >"Ugh... in any case, I thought I may give you your own personal show from Madame Rarity!" >She rears up on her hind legs, the thong stretching against her pelvis... dear lord, it's enough to turn you off whatever attraction you might have had for mares >"Hoo, doggie! I'm gonna need to take my hat off for this!" >"And now, Anon, let the show-" >There's a series of muffled knocks from above Anonymous
>>508284 I saw the Anon in Equestria thread... so are you guys moving there?
Leucine !BX6hHNiz6.
Should I continue this over there?
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
>>508474 Start a new Rainbro thread.
Anonymous
>>508474 I think it may be time to merge with the Anon in Equestria threads.
Anonymous
>>508508 >>508573 >>508474 >>508441 i say we take it to the Anon in Eq thread
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
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>>508573 I think you're nuts.
Besides, we have 2 for rainbro thread, one for joining Anon in Equestria, and one who doesn't really care.
Anonymous
>>508605 Bu-but... but we've always had a RainBRO Dash thread for this! I've been here since the first one!
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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New thread
>>508611 Rainbro Dash is a genre in itself, like the Flutterrapist threads. Here is where we post stories about being bros (or something more, as with Aether) with Rainbro Dash.
Anon in Equestria threads are great, but for those of us who want to read all about Rainbro, this is the best place to do it without the stories getting lost amongst the others.
Anonymous
>>508641 as have i, but these Rainbro threads have been losing some steam, i think if the glorious trip fag writers take a break from the straight Rainbro writing and explore other avenues, they will be refreshed for later pure, glorious Rainbro-dom
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
>>508712 We've been getting newer writers coming in as well, such as me and I think Diesel. While Aether's been expanding into other genres, Sherm, me, and a few others have been sticking fairly close to simple Rainbro plots.
MisterElGuapo !dvBVLu/O.A
>>508770 Give me a tick, I've been hammering out my own to try out.
Fillydelphian !!fFnHwjFV49q
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>>508798 Go for it, man. Post your stuff in the new thread so we can keep it alive for the people who come on later in the day.
Wuten
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Alright, my first greentext, so go easy on me! Hehe…>Be Hearth’s Warming Eve >It’s snowing >Fucking freezing your ass off under your bed sheets >Only sources of heat are fireplace and stove, neither of which are in your room >Tapping on your window >Look over >Fucking Flutterslut >Reach over and close curtains, then crawl under sheets >Knock at door >“Um, A-Anon, it’s been a few days now since you’ve come out… you must be freezing in there all alone…” >You got no sleep last night, don’t want to deal with her bullshit >Continued knocking, it rings through your eardrums >Fuck it >Get up and walk over to door, peering out the small window >Fucking snow’s piled up at least 2-3 feet >Fluttershy’s having to flap her wings just to stay above the snow >Slam your fist against the wall in frustration >Hear a squeak come from outside, and a slushing noise almost immediately after >Look outside >Pile of snow covering Flutterslut, her eyes poking out >If she wasn’t trying to rape you, you’d think it was adorable >Fucking laughing your ass off >Walk over to fireplace to warm up >Another knock at door “Not now Fluttershy, I’m not in the mood for it”>”That’s no way to treat your bro, leaving me out in the cold like that!” >Fucking Rainbro Dashto the rescue, hear Fluttershy quickly flapping her wings to get away >Quickly walk over to the door and open it >Rainbro flies inside almost immediately to the fire as you close the door “You bring the stuff?”>”Fuck yeah I brought the stuff!” she says, patting a bag hanging off her >whatabro.jpg >”Which movie first?” >You go through the stash of movies she brought in the bag >Pick out high-speed action movie first >Rainbro starts pulling out bottles of Applejack Daniels 1/x