>>4220599>Wherever you are, whatever you're doing...>Joss Whedon, I will find you, and I will kill you, you think.>And you,too, Tom Hiddleston. Just to be safe.>You look to your side in the darkened theater. Even in the low light, you can see Fluttershy's tears glittering against the flickering light of the film.>Up on screen, Agent Coulson is sliding back down against a steel wall, having been freshly skewered in the back by Loki.>Goddammit, this was supposed to be a fun superhero movie. And now you could potentially have a bawling date to contend with.>Reaching your arm out, you slip it around her quivering shoulders and pull her close."A...Agent...C-C-Coulson..."
>No. You're not going to kill them. That will be too good. Right now you're thinking of cattle prods and blow torches.Some time later.
>Holy crap, you're probably going to get kicked out of the theater if she keeps doing that."Puny god..."
>The Hulk speaks his line to a laughing crowd, but one patron is jumping up and down in her seat."YES! YES! TAKE THAT LOKI! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR KILLING AGENT COULSON! YES! YES!"
>About ten people and as many ponies turn around and shush at the same time.>Fluttershy flips back to her usual self almost as if a switch was pulled, and sinks down into her seat, trying to disappear into it.>You lean in and whisper into her ear."Now do you see why he's my favorite?"
>She reaches up and wipes her eyes with her hooves, grinning."Mmhmm...h-he may become mine, too..."