Anonymous
IN UGANDA I WILL TRAIN THEM FOR MY CHILD ARMIES LITTLE CHILDREN I WILL RAPE THEM AND DENY THEM BASIC NEEDS AND THEY'LL TREAT ME LIKE A MASTER FOR I AM JOSEPH KONY
Anonymous
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Anonymous
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IN UGANDA ALL THE THE SEX SLAVES THEY WILL LOVE FAIR JOE KONY THEY WILL SEE IN JUST AS HANDSOME IN UGANDA I WILL FIND HER MY PRINCESS NO OLDER THAN THREE AND I'LL FUCK HER LIKE A BABY TONIGHT IN UGANDAAAA
Anonymous
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I'VE BEEN DREAMIN I'VE BEEN WAITIN TO HAVE A CHILD ARMY THE AFRICANS, THEIR PERFECT KIDS SHOOTING NIGGERS, AND SUCKING MY DICK VIDEOS ARE SHOWN TO THOUSANDS WE'LL SELL EM TONS OF BRACELETS THE WHOLE WORLD WILL SEE ME TONIGHT IN UGANDA
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I AM HERE IN GRAND UGANDA, FOR IT IS THE BEST COUNTRY BUT THE ONE THING THAT WAS MISSING WAS A JOSEPH KONY FOR I AM THE BRST WARLORD ALL THE CHILDREN WILL AGREE CHILDREN KILLING, CHILDREN DIEING, FOR ME HERE IN UGANDA
Anonymous
> immediately began singing along in my head without having to think about it > whathaveibecome.jpg
Anonymous
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IN UGANDA IN MY LABOR CAMP HELD HY THE ICC WE WILL DISCUSS FORMS OF TREATIES, WITH WHICH I'LL DISAGREE IT IS GOING TO BE SO SPECIAL, WHEN THEY DIE BY MY ARMYYYYY
Fuckass !7uPpJALpGw
>>452143 Might I ask what the tune is behind it?
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
PLEASE DO UGANDA WRAP UP PLEASE PLEASE MY SIDES
Anonymous
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>>451918 >AND DENY THEM BASIC NEEDS holy fuck I can't stop laughing
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>452175 3 YEARS AGO I TOOK THEM
BUT NOW THEY'RE RIPE OF AGE
I'VE KEPT THEM SAFE AND IN MY HOME,
TIME TO GO OUT AND SLAY
BUT THE KIDS I STOLE ARE DYING HERE
AND HAVE LOOSER ASSHOLES
AND EVEN THOUGH I LOVE ANAL
THIS RAPE IS GETTING OLD
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Anonymous
I listened to this while reading this thread. I laughed my tits off
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>452254 THE TIME HAS COME TO WELCOME KONY
AND ALL THINGS RAPE AND PILLAGE
BUT IT'S ALSO TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
THE PARENTS WE MUST SLAY
HOW CAN I KILL BUT DO YOU SEE
WHAT DOES EVERY SOLDIER DO
HOW DO I KILL THEM WITHOUT WEAPONS?
I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE
Anonymous
!StevAn392Y
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
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>>452254 THE TIME HAS COME TO KILL CHILDREN
AND ALL THINGS YOUNG AND LOOSE
BUT IT'S ALSO TIME TO SAY GOODBYE
THE BABIES ARE OF NO USE
HOW CAN I KILL? I'M NEW YOU SEE
WHAT METHODS DO THEY USE
Well, shit. Someone beat me.
Anonymous
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We need one for Assad (the type of tyrant every tyrant should know)
Anonymous
>>452254 IT'S TIME FOR US TO GO HUNTING,
FOR SOME NEW, FRESH KIDS
BUT IT'S ALSO TIME TO KILL MY WIVES
THEY ARE NO USE TO ME.
HOW CAN I HELP BUT HATE LOOSENESS,
WHAT'S A KONY TO DO?
HOW WOULD I FIT IN WITHOUT LUBE.
I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUE!
Anonymous
>>452355 UGANDA WRAP UP UGANDA WRAP UP
LETS KILL SOME CHILDREN HERE
UGANDA WRAP UP UGANDA WRAP UP
THE END OF THEIR LIVE'S IS NEAR
Anonymous
>>452383 (This is op, cont.)
LET'S CAUSE SOME AFRICAN FEAR
CUZ KONYS COMING NEAR (NIGGER SNATCH UP, NIGGER SNATCH UP)
LET'S CAUSE SOME AFRICAN FEAR.
CUZ TOMORROW KONYS HERE.
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
>>452386 BRINGING HOME THE LITTLE KIDS
WILL NEVER HAPPEN HERE
INSTEAD THEY'RE USED FOR LIVING TOOLS
SO THEY'LL BE FILLED WITH FEAR
WE KILL THEM SWIFTLY
AND CLEAR THE BLOOD OUT
SO WHEN OTHERS SEE THEM
THEY'LL START TO POUUUUT
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
>>452246 And now I did Pinkie! I'll do AppleJack, too. xD Thank you for inspiring me to do this. Sorry for bad mic, guys.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ySsrnbs7m7 Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Joseph Kony approves
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Anonymous
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I DEMAND MORE VOCAROOS
Anonymous
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>>452383 >>452421 >NIGGER SNATCH UP I'm crying of laughter here.
Anonymous
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>thread heheheheheheeee
OP
>>452434 NO EASY TASK TO CLEAR THE GROUNDS,
HUDE THEIR SMALL BODIES
WITH NO CARE, OR REMORSE
THROW EM IN THE TREES
NIGGERS, BOYS, LITTLE GIRLS
A FEW WHITES TOO
WE MUST WORK SO VERY HARD,
IT'S JUST SO MUCH TO DO!
Anonymous
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i shouldn't love this thread as much as i do
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Joseph Pony Now THIS should be on the ad board up top^
Anonymous
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
>>452471 NOW THAT I KNOW HOW TO USE MY GUN
I HAVE TO FIND A KID
BUT IF HE EVEN TRIES TO RUN
ILL POP A CAP IN HIS LID
HOW WILL I DO WITHOUT MY SLAVES
HELP THE HUMAN RACE
I DO WHAT I CAN SO I MUST
KILL THEM ALL TOOODAY
KILL THEM ALL TOOOOOADAAAAY
SteveWhatever !!Ach5jP3S37X
Is anybody up for doing a Konyfied Art of the Dress?
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
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>>452524 So, how'd I do?
>>452547 Perhaps, if I get creative
Fuckass !7uPpJALpGw
if anything that's ever come out of this godforsaken board deserved to be saved for posterity it's this thread
Anonymous
HEAD BY HEAD, STRINGING THEM TOGETHER CHILD LIKE STRESS, CUTTING OUT THEIR ORGANS SNIP BY SNIP MAKING SURE THEIR TRAGIC LIFE'S ENDING USING THEM FOR BATTLE IS SO HIP ALWAYS TRY TOUCH THEM WHILE THEYRE SLEEPING MAKING SURE MY PAWNS CORRECTLY FACING IM CREATING CHILD LIKE STRESS
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fFXaXO6QxR Nevermind. I did the whole song. This is why you shouldn't memorize the actual lyrics, they'll mess you up... :S
Anonymous
>>452556 Then go vote it up, it's already made it's way into the archives somehow... mods I guess can do that.
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/mlp/39021/in-uganda-in-the-village-i-m-going-to-take-them-all-all-the-t he-children-i-ll-abduct-them-in-ugandaaaa-all
OP
Quoted By:
>>452547 CHILD BY CHILD, TAKING THEM TOGETHER
KONYS ARMY, MADE OF EVERY KID NIGGER
MAKING SURE THE KIDS COME QUIETLY,
THEY'RE ALL PERFECT COLOUR, AND SO THIN!
ALWAYS GOTTA KEEP IN MIND MY PACING,
MAKING SURE THE KIDS ARE NOT ESCAPING
I'M ABDUCTING UGANDAS CHILDREEEEN
Anonymous
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
>>452568 STAB BY STAB, FUSSING ON THE BLOOD STAIN
RED NECKLINE DON'T YOU KNOW A KID'S DEAD SOUL SAVES MINE
MAKE THEM SOMETHING AKIN TO A MAT
EVEN THOUGH I DO HATE THIS KID, DRAT
GOTTA MIND THOSE STAINS ON MY HOUSE FLOOR
EVEN THOUGH IM MORE CONCERNED WITH DEATH
IT'S THE DEAD CHILDREN'S FAAAATE
OP
Quoted By:
>>452588 This is the proudest day of my life.
SteveWhatever !!Ach5jP3S37X
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
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>>452618 Anon Pony, I'm so proud.
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
>>452630 Is that a compliment? Ha ha, thank you.
Anonymous
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And this is why I love 4chan. I love you all.
Anonymous
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>this entire fucking thread
SteveWhatever !!Ach5jP3S37X
>>452672 I'm grinning aren't I?
Perhaps this one would have been better.
Anonymous
>>452624 WHAT IS THIS PLACE FILLED WITH SO MANY CHILDREN
CASTING MY SPELL THAT THEY ARE NOW UNDER
KIDS IN THE TREES AND HERE ON THEIR KNEES
NONE FLYING FREE, OH PLEASE SEND ME MONEY
MONEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY
OH, WHAT A MAGICAL PLACE
AND I OWE IT ALL TO THE AFRICAN RACE
IF I KNEW UGANDA HAD SO MUCH UP ITS SLEEVE
ID HAVE REIGNED TERROR SOONER, AND NEVER LEAVE
YES I KILLED EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>452694 sorry for the link to that post, my bad.
Anonymous
HUSH KNOW QUIET NOW, ITS TIME TO COME WITH ME HE SAID HUSH NOW QUIET NOW, YOUR FAMILY IS ALL DEAD
Anonymous
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Pony songs + Kidnap, rape and murder = I'm glad I didn't go to bed earlier + delicate singing voice = oh the 4channity!
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
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>>452686 Yeah, I learned that most 4chan people are sarcastic in compliments... Maybe not on this board. :D
Also, totally doing the Art of the Dress on once all the lyrics are out. >:D
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
>>452732 HEY! I KNOW THIS ONE!
Anonymous
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
>>452752 HUSH KNOW QUIET NOW, ITS TIME TO COME WITH ME HE SAID
HUSH NOW QUIET NOW, YOUR FAMILY IS ALL DEAD
SAID HUSH NOW QUIET NOW
YOU ARE ALMOST DEAD
DRIFTING IN COMAS
THE SLAVING LIFE BEHIND YOU
DRIFTING IN COMAS
JUST LET FRIENDLY KONY FIND YOOOOOU
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>452574 Oh god, I died at RD.
Hilarious.
OP
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MY NAME IS JOE KONY, AND I AM HERE TO STEAL, THE CHILDREN FROM YOUR TOWN, AND RAPE YOUR FAMILY
Anonymous
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... i never thought that i would say this, but thanks moot. The last weeks in this board have been filled with a lot of WIN-threads like this, while on /b/ they were rare nuggets of gold floating in a sea of stale shit. Maybe you cant be the little girl as you always wanted, but at least you can be the little Pony.... ´s fans best friend
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Anonymous
NOW LOOK AT WHAT WEVE GOT HERE, RULER OF MINE ITS THE SAME IN EVERY TOWN CHILDREN WITH THIRSTY TOUNGES, DRY THROATS AND NOT A DROP OF WATER TO BE FOUND MAYBE THEY'RE NOT AWARE THAT THERE'S REALLY NO NEED FOR THIS TEARY DESPAIR YES FOR THE NEED TO SOLVE THIS SAD SOLDIER SHORTAGE YOU AND I WILL SHARE
Anonymous
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Hey guys remember the Bosnian Genocide? lol me neither Hey guys remember the Rwandan Genocide? lol me neither
Anonymous
MY NAME IS JOE KONY AND I AM HERE TO SAY IM GONNA TAKE YOUT CHILD AWAY TO JOIN THE LRA IT DOESNT MATTER NOW IF YOU ARE 8 OR 2 BECAUSE SHOOTING DOWN YOUR PARENTS IS JUST WHAT YOU WILL DO
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
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>>452832 WELL YOU GOT SOME DEAD CHILDREN HERE
I THINK THAT KONY'S WHAT THEY FEAR
HE'S MEAN
HE'S TOUGH
HE'S THE LRA MAN KONY
TRAVELING CHILD TOUCHING KILLER
OP
>>452865 CUZ I LOVR TO MAKE THESE CHILDREN DIE, DIE DIEEE DIE, YES I DO
AS WE WILL THE TROUGHS WITH BODIES, YES WE DOES
Anonymous
Jessy
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
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Imma take a break now, guys. This thread has me in tears of joy ALSO, /mlp/ confirmed for best board
Anonymous
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>>452916 CAUSE ALL I REALLY NEED IS A CHILD CHILD
FROM A LOCAL VILLAGE NEAR MINE
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
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>>452947 Oooh! Sweetie version!
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Quoted By:
>>452943 Please be my waifu
OP
I used to wonder what hatred could be, Until I formed my child army! Big adventure, tons of slaves A beautiful African mass grave Taking kids, its an easy feat I'm hated by the ICC, yeah my little konyyyy And you know you're all my veerrry beeeest friiiiiiiends!
SteveWhatever !!Ach5jP3S37X
What about FLIM FLAM BROTHERS ?
Anonymous
Anonymous
JOSEPH KONY IS SWEET AND KIND HES THE BEST RULER WE COULD HOPE FOR A PERFECT CHILD YOU AND I MUST FIND ONE TO REALLY MAKE HIS ARMY SOARRR BUT THIS ONE'S TOO DUMB, THIS ONE'S TOO OLD HE CLEARLY HAS A TERRIBLE AIDS THIS ONE'S TOO MALARIA'Y, HE'S GAY SO YEAH RIGHT NOTHINGS WRONG WITH THIS ONE, I THINK, YEAH, RIGHT?
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Quoted By:
>>453035 Already started, but we got...
MONORAILED
Er, derailed
Anonymous
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Anonymous
MY LITTLE KONY, MY LITTLE KONY, AAH-AAH-AAH-AAH, MY LITTLE KONY, I USED TO WONDER WHAT CHILDREN COULD DO, MY LITTLE KONY, THEN I GAVE THEM A GUN AND TOLD THEM TO SHOOT, BIG EXPLOSIONS, KILL THEIR 'RENTS, RAPE ALL THEIR GIRLS, GIVE THEM ALL AIDS, TAKING CHILDREN, IT'S AN EASY FEAT, AND NIGGERS MAKE IT SO EASY! MY LITTLE KONY, I'LL KILL YOU ALL IF YOU TRY TO ES-CAAAAAAAPE!!!
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
WHEN I WAS I LITTLE NIGGER AND I SAW MY FRIENDS GO DOOOOOWN I GOT CHOKED SO MUCH I WAS FORCED NOT TO FROOOOWN I'D HIDE UNDER MY PILLOW IF I HAD ONE AT ALL BUT KONY SAID THAT WASN'T THE WAY TO HIDE FROM HIT AT ALLL
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Anonymous
THE WAR HAS BEGUN WE MUST KILL FAST TAKE SOME CHILDREN COMMIT A WAR CRIME WHERE'S JOSEPH KONY? HE'S AT THE VILLAGE RAPING A CHILD WE CAN RECRUIT HER KILL THAT PARENT THAT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT HE KNOWS WHAT PAIN IS I KILLED HIS BROTHER BUT WHEN I AM FEELING WEAK AND WHEN I AM FEELING DOWN THEY ARE THERE TO LIFT ME UP LIFT ME UP OUT OF MY TOWN YES I LOVE MY ARMY: LRA
Jessy
OP
Quoted By:
>>453069 Tomorrow, ill set the to the instrumentals.
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Strelnikov !TXwGaUHWDw
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>453130 ALL OF MY INTERNETS
OP
>>453121 You honestly have no idea how much I love you currently.
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
>>453167 Thanks, dude. I appreciate it.
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Anonymous
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This parody is great. This is worth the trip to hell.
OP
Quoted By:
>>453180 JOSEPH KONY.
BRINGING PEOPLE TOGETHER.
Anonymous
>>452471 Dude... I fucking love you.
OP
Jessy
Anonymous
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>> 452630 I love you for showing me this
Anonymous
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Oh my god I knew what tune to sing in my head two lines in. What the fuck
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
KILLING CHILDREN IN HIS TEAM WITH GLEE, WITH GLEE AND WHO IS DOING THIS STUFF? THAT IS KONY, KONY! I BET IF I JOIN THE LRA I'D SEE, I'D SEE THAT KILLING LITTLE CHILDREN IS FUN WOOPEE
Anonymous
Anonymous
I knew about Kony before this viral video shut because I actually care about international issues.
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
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>>453298 Sung to the tune of the Pinkie Ticket song, I should remind.
OP
You all are great, oh my God. I'm going to sleep now, ill post trixies singing with instrumentals tomorrow. G'bye!
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Quoted By:
>>453365 Sweet dreams, OP. I'll try to post more short songs in your slumber.
Anonymous
>all these vacaroos >synching with the music What a glorious noise
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>453324 >I hated Kony before it was cool Anonymous
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>>453324 Oh my god, me too. We should totally get a price, or a medall or something, for how specuuuuul we are.
Anonymous
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>>453304 that was the best applejack voice I've heard so far. Props to you.
Jessy
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
SteveWhatever !!Ach5jP3S37X
Quoted By:
>>453324 Yes, because everybody in this thread seems to care about international issues.
Quoted By:
>>453134 I really, really, really love you right now. I'm the guy who posted that. That was awesome, holy crap!
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Quoted By:
>>453437 Ugh, you have a better Pinkie than me. Good job!
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
Tired as fuck now, gonna hit the hay. Peace.
Anonymous
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>>453387 Holy shit, is this the beginning of /mlp/ sings?
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Anonymous
I'm learning My Littlle Kony intro and singing it on the bus tommorow.
Anonymous
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A CHILD FROM UGUANDA ADD HIM TO OUR RANKS NOW JUST TAKE A LITTLE GIR TO RAPE, NOT FUCK, JUST AN INCH TAKING THESE KIDS IS SUCH A SINCH WE TAKE THEM AGAINST THEIR WILLA TAKE A LITTLE MORE AND WE KILL SOME MORE AND THEN WE UNTILLA CHILDREN, WE KILL THEM ALL CHILDREN, WE RAPE THEM ALL CHILDREN CHILDREN CHILDREN!
Anonymous
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
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>>453530 Gnight.
Here, have a .gif before I leave
Anonymous
OH THIS UTOPIA UGANDA IS THE BEST PLACE FOR ME OH THIS UTOPIA UGANDA IS THE BEST PLACE FOR ME HIP HIP HOORAY IT'S THE BEST PLACE FOR ME FOR KONY
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>453545 THEN WE WAIT UNTILLA*
Anonymous
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Here's my take on the intro: My Little Kony, My Little Kony AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MY LITTLE KONY I used to what child soldiers could be MY LITTLE KONY Until I took all of you home with me! BIG ADVENTURE TONS OF GUNS A DESIRE FOR WAR HATEFUL AND STRONG KILLING OUR PEOPLE IS AN EASY FEAT AND CHILDREN MAKE IT ALL COMPLETE YEAH My Little Kony Do you know you all belong to me til the EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND.
Anonymous
>>453545 Shouldn't it be "WE TAKE THEM INTO OUR VILLA"?
Anonymous
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>mfw all this thread
Anonymous
>>453577 Thatll work. Did you just come with that just now?
Anonymous
>>453547 I think people might frown upon that.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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IT'S NOT VERY HARD JUST USE YOUR LITTLE DICK YOU CAN FUCK KIDS IF YOU TRY IN THE ASS, FACE, OR THE CUNT
SteveWhatever !!Ach5jP3S37X
Quoted By:
>>453603 MIGHT being the keyword. Or they could all love it uncontrollably.
Take a chance, kid.
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SYhJNEeVtz Yes, now I'm just fucking around. xD The last one is my favorite.
Anonymous
Anonymous
YOU TAKE A CHILD ARMY YOU RAPE A CHILD ARMY YOU TAKE A CHILD ARMY AND YOU MAKE THEM CAUSE HARMY YOU DO THE KONY POKEY DONT LET THE CHILDREN OUT THATS WHAT IM ORDERING ABOUT
Anonymous
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THIS THREAD IS AMAZING!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Dammit people Get the syllables right.
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
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>>453669 AH. WRONG LINK. xD SORRY. And I already deleted what I did, dang it.
Anonymous
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>viral marketing for Save The Niggers inc. Go start a war using American troops somewhere else OP
Anonymous
Anyone do a Smile song version yet?
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Anonymous
>>453771 >>452865 Mine ^_^ (as are the cupcakes, sweetie bot and pony pokey parodies) (im bored ¬.¬)
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Alright, I need to get to my homework now. Night, all you guys!
SteveWhatever !!Ach5jP3S37X
>>453832 Trixie, you are my new waifu, by the way.
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
hahatimeforbuford !!GygDrk1xnkH
I created the Flim Flam brothers one, the art of the dress one, so many wonders, hush now quiet now, and the perfect stallion. Thank you all for making this the best thread on /mlp/ to date.
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
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>>453853 I thought you already went to bed? Ha ha.
>>453851 I am perfectly okay with that. C:
Anonymous
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>>453800 > ^_^ Thanks for the great contribution, but refrain from smilies please.
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
>>453883 I agree, this was the best. You guys are the best at parodying!
We all need to do this again one of these days.
Jessy
hahatimeforbuford !!GygDrk1xnkH
>>453961 Also, you are my new waifu, if that's not too creepy..
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Quoted By:
>>454012 Woah, two? Okay, no problem? I guess. Hahah.
Anonymous
ALL YOU HAVE DO IS TAKE A COUPLE NIGGERS GIVE THEM GUNS AND STICKS TAKE THEM OUT INTO THE BATTLEFIELD AS A HUMAN SHIELD TAKING THESE KIDS IS SUCH A CINCH JUST ABDUCT THEM FROM THEIR VILLAGE TRAIN THEM UP SOME MORE, AND WHEN THEY'RE FOUR YOU'VE GOT YOUR CHILD KILLERS
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>453999 trips and now i officially love you
Anonymous
I'm really sad I have to go to bed, I really hope we do this again.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>454070 me too... sleep well
Anonymous
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>>454057 Oh my god. Oh holy shit it works so fucking perfectly in her voice. Like I can hear all of the inflections in my head. Oh god. Im dying here.
Anonymous
Quoted By:
Kony is best pony
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
Anonymous
Quoted By:
bump for great justice
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
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Okay. NOW I'm off to adventure in Math Homework Land, gallop through English Homework Meadow and then sleep. Bye-bye!
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
ALRIGHT I'M BACK AND READY TO ATTACK! Suggestions? inb4 sleep
Trixie !!874qucz1oVN
>>454235 WHY... Did you have to come back as I'm leaving? Hahaha, fudgesicle you!
Whatever make some cool songs... (Singing Telegram.) And when we meet again, I'll sing them. :D Fun, yay!
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
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>>454289 Sorry, I couldn't sleep.
Singing KONYgram it is, gimme a sec
Anonymous
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>454311 Oh, and sorry about the fourth line haha, I screwed that one up
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
THIS IS MY LRA CHILD I HOPE HE FINDS ME WELL BECAUSE MY NAME IS KONY AND HE'S GONNA DIE IN HELL THIS KID IS TURNING 6 YEARS OLD SO HELP HIM SHOOT A GUN THE WORK WILL BE BACKBREAKING AND IT WON'T BE ANY FUN THERE WILL BE MORE ABDUCTIONS GET SOME CHILDREN, TEACH THEM GOOD AND TELL THEM HOW TO USE A GUN LIKE ANY KONY SHOULD
Anonymous
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MY LITTLE KONY I USED TO WONDER WHAT WARFARE COULD BE UNTIL CHILDREN FOUGHT ON THE FRONT LINE FOR ME BIG ARTILLERY TONS OF GUNS A VENGEFUL HEART FAITHFUL TO GOD SUCKING MY DICK IT'S AN EASY FEAT AND BLOODSHED MAKES IT ALL COMPLETE MY LITTLE KONY DON'T YOU KNOW YOU ARE MY INFANT-RY
Dr. Chokabich !W7HRfAwICI
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>>454380 NO NEED TO BRING PRETEENS
THEY JUST AREN'T IN MY TASTE
SO GO BRING ME A CHILD
2 TO 7 AND MAKE HASTE
THERE'S NO NEED TO BE ALARMED
THIS IS NORMAL, DON'T WORRY
AND WHEN I KILL A CHILD
IT WILL FILL MY HEART WITH GLEE