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[1382901446] A Nonconcent Agreement (Printable)

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1.01 This paragraph beginning at A1.00 and ending at A2.00 is a legally binding document.

1.02 The term "Paragraph" and "Document*" will hereby refer to the legally binding terms beginning at A1.00 and ending at A2.00. The term "article" or "articles" is in reference to any number of the articles: ( 1.01, 1.02, 1.03, 1.04, 1.05, 1.06, 1.07, 1.08, 1.09, 1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16 ), which are contained in this Document*

1.03 Anyone agreeing to this contract by typing their name in the comment section and/or in direct response to this Document* and/or via written signature will here by be referenced to as the "Signing party" and is given the power of this Document* if they so choose and can deny or implement any legal standing of this document at any time as long as written consent is given by the Signing party as described in articles 1.05 to 1.14.

1.04 At no point shall this document be modified or edited and no document legally binding gives any party permission to edit or modify this document unless written consent is given by the Signing party as described in articles 1.05 to 1.14.

1.05 This Document* must remain intact with all sub articles included, except for those chosen to be voided for that particular party at that time or any time according to the wishes of the signing party, consent to the voiding or unvoiding must be given via written consent as described in article "1.07".

1.06 This Document* and the articles contained can remain voided or unvoided according to the parties signed consenting usage of any article of this Document*

1.07 Different versions of this Document* my be used simultaneously and any can be nullified at the written consent of the signing party as long as the Signing party gives reference to the exact Document* and/or articles the party wishes to nullify.

1.08 Consent to the voiding of an article and/or the full document must be given via a hand written document written by the signing party which will include the parties signature and exact article and/or Document* the party wishes to void for them selves at that time and referencing to signing parties use of the modified version if possible according to the signing parties direct discretion.

1.09 the signing party is given power to void or unvoid any article in this document relative to the use of this Document* at any time as many times as the signing party wishes.

1.11 This Document and all articles included must remain intact and unaffected by any number of future and/or past legally binding agreements of any kind unless consent is given by the Signing Party via a hand written document referencing to which article and/or articles in this Document* should be disregarded by which section of any future and/or past agreements of any kind.

1.12 The terms "ignored" "Void","Voided", "unvoid", "unvoided" used in this Document* is in reference to the power given to the Signing party through this Document* to disregard or call upon any part of this article in accordance to the required written consent stated in articles 1.05 to 1.15 .

1.13 any article of this document can be called upon by the consenting party to be clarified so long as consent to doing so is given by the Signing party via a hand written document referring to the article and Document* the Signing party wishes to clarify.

1.14 All Clarifications may be ignored, voided, or unvoided according to the wishes of the Signing party as long as consent is given via a hand written document referencing to the article relative to its use which is given clarification, and signed by the Signing party.

1.15 At the discretion of the signing party any legally binding document or event the Signing party has signed or in any way given consent to and/or has agreed to in any way is here by nullified and may be subject to the terms in this Document* according to the Signing parties discretion.

1.16 This document* and the signature of the Signing party given is here by property of the Signing party for all time. Any copies or images of this Document* are also valid as long as any modifications are in accordance to the articles in this document.


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