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>first at lights for right turn >on learners permit with dad and mate in car (dc2 with steelies) >car behind revs hard, light turns green and casually drive on forgetting about person behind. >faded maroon VP commo with chromies and shit exhaust drives up beside me >surfy looking bogan checks out my car and realises im on L plates with dad in car >speeds off with puzzled look >not really relevant but still cool story bro.
Hakosuka !!xUQCuAgN6
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>crusing about a a kilometer before tunnel entrance >silvia flashing lights behind me >know there's a cop soon after tunnel exit >pull away >let silvia pass before tunnel exit >see it pulled over with tv camera crew also there >my face
Type R !tsGpSwX8mo
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>doing speed limit >land cruiser in the next lane (opposite lane) >starts revving and jumping forward >passes me >about a mile ahead see it smashed into a truck
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>snowy and icy as fuck >in 4low doing 30 on highway >get passed by civic with a fart can doing speed limit > see him lose control about a mile and a half ahead (night) >call 911 >get to crash site >car rolled >him and gf splattered all over interior >depression
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>>2851153 You misspelt uncontrollable laughter.
Hakosuka !!xUQCuAgN6
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>>2850921 Shit was indeed cash
dickbutt !!yvXwNpld8
>While on my learners permit >Driving around with my mom to build up experience behind wheeel >99 Dodge ram > Red light ahead, shit box honda pulls up next to me >Revs to no end, typical honda smoke >My mom laughs to death and tells me to smoke this faggot. >Blow his doors off >feelsgoodman.jpg
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>Sitting at a red light >Faggot mexican in an E-150 work van pulls up way too close >Look at him in my mirror to make sure he's looking at me, then flip him off >Light turns green >I creep away from the light with traffic on the left flying by me like I'm 80 years old >Stupid spic tries to pass on the left >I punch it and get even with the cars in the left lane >He gets back over behind me >I down shift >He realizes I'm slowing down without using the brakes and slams on his. >Trollface.jpg
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
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>>2851271 you must feel bad for lossing to VTAK
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
>>2851271 >implying a ram could go faster than a honda or fast in general
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> park in handicap spot at my bank so I could run to the ATM and get some money > fat disabled guy in a custom handicap minivan pulls up > "you asshole, that's my spot, derp derp" > look at him with a straight face and say "shut the fuck up before you find yourself with broken arms as well" > guy stares with a blank look then leaves 2 seconds later > fuck yeah, pwnd a disabled guy
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2851492 deal with it, ricer.
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
>>2851513 I doubt his mom has that
also that POS would run out of juice after 20 yards
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2851515 well to be fair im sure a base model ram could do better than a 20 second 1/4 mile which is what the average honda is capable of
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
>>2851517 a ram weights ~2 tons? and has some shitty 6.2 V8 (or whatever) pushing about 190hp? i doubt
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>>2851505 damn, it's gotta be hard to be that tough.
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2851522 my car weighs about 2 tons and it has a tiny little 4.6 liter in it and im running 12s
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
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>>2851527 I meant 3 tons
also your car has a soopercharger and better HP in general
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>>2851505 >I'm a piece of shit that's too lazy to walk 20 extra feet >So I park in handicapped parking >A guy pulls up that actually needs that spot >I proceed to be the biggest douche canoe faggot possible Fixed*
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
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>>2851527 timeslips or didnt happen
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
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>>2851505 I fucking laughed at this one
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
dodge ram 1500 >1/4 Mile (sec @ mph). 15.6 @ 87.7 honda civic si (the "fast" civic)>1/4 mile 15.8@???
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
>>2851536 nice green txt faggot
show me real slips
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>>2851541 God damn you're stupid
Those times are obviously a Hemi ram VS an EM1 or EP3, get over it faggot....Hondas aren't the fastest shit out there because of VTAK.
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>>2851536 Nobody cares, Termi. Greentext something amusing or be quiet.
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
>>2851536 I never thought a base model ram would be that fast
still, I doubt 0.2 would blow the doors offa any honda...
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
>>2851547 no termi heree is a an amature drag queen
and thinks his POS bricks on wheels can go fast
and he says he drag races so where are the slips
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2851552 well the civic time i quoted was a newer model
ricers generally have much older and slower civics
i can see it happening
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>>2851555 I'd be willing to bet those times were quoted from a magazine, since termi drives a moostang....not a ram.
Also, he's posted slips before....are you really this fucking retarded or just trolling ?
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>speed up to catch the green light of a delayed left turn, dont make it slow down for light. >buddy behind me does the same thing, but gets out of car comes up to mine and yells at me. >tell him to fuck off and to get back to his car. he does. >light finally goes green again, i dont go, fingering him through the back window, > speed off when light goes green >he gets stuck at light.
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
>>2851565 still, older civics are lighter and so on
blowing the doors off is like putting a ~11 sec car versus a 15 one
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2851575 lighter, but still slower
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
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>>2851582 yes if it gives you satisfaction, I'll agree
BUT
what if the ram was an older model?
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
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>>2851610 Nice try, you're just retarded.
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
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>>2851619 summed up pretty good
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>driving f150 with flatbed trailer >20ft lengths of rebar on trailer, hanging about 2ft over >have red flag on end of overhanging rebar >stop at light >young douche in delivery van pulls right up behind me >he slowly idles forward, pushing rebar into my bumper >drive away normally, get number off of van >have him fired later that day >he pays for new bumper and new paint job >fuckyea.jpg
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>bikers not riding single file on busy, narrow, mountain roads >opening for me to pass in my '67 camaro (RIP in Nevada somewhere outside of Carson City) >graven in the road >downshift, spin tires and rev up high >spray douchey bikers with gravel and exhaust >lol uncontrollably >sell best car I've ever owned to a guy outside of Carson City for 2k more than I bought it for >feel sad
Just an E36 318i !!B5yvs1mtt
>going maybe 10 over the speed limit in my neighborhood at night >Barely see the silhouette of a rather large (fat large) middle age man run into the street with his arms up >Get a glimpse of his face, he looks pissed >Speed up and watch him jump out of the way This one is pretty much up for interpretation, my neighborhood is full of dicks who get uppity if you aren't going the speed limit, i suppose its possible his wife was having a baby and he needed a ride to the hospital or something but it didn't seem like it I don't really know what he was hoping to accomplish, either he succeeds and i guess tells me off for being a speeding faggot Or he fails and gets hit by a car Idk man, also im bad at greentext
Just an E36 318i !!B5yvs1mtt
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>>2852077 Oh, actually what i figure he was trying to do is make me slam on the breaks as some sort of example of why not to speed
If thats the case that backfired...
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>Driving my 97 Escort, 4cyl 5 speed many trans. >Pull up next to a Vtec civic whore. >Rev my shit, he revs his. >Light turns green, loses his muffler tip.
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this from back in high school->driving my dad's Jeep Scrambler because my piece of shit was broke down. >guy pulls next to me in a lifted Chevy a spins the tires. > I rev the engine and dump the clutch. > my clutch linkage falls out the bottom of the jeep.
the opinion of a BMW driver !!3O7TT0HSN
the opinion of a BMW driver !!3O7TT0HSN Thu 20 May 2010 01:05:00 No. 2852294 Report Quoted By:
>fast lane doing 70 in a 60, passing cars on the right >asshole in a WRX comes up and rides 5 feet behind me >give him a chance to back off for a few mins >he doesn't >wait till he's boxed in ahead and to the side, then slam on my breaks >lucky for him my breaks suck, but surprises him anyway >continues to troll until I see a clear opening ahead for my exit >drop to 3rd, get way ahead >when he finally catches up as I exit, I give him a jaunty wave
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ITT: people driving too slow in the passing lane
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Ͽ♪ deaf guy with a c4 !KX4zwAwprI
>>2852330 That's quite... correct...
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