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More stories from my autoretarded mother!!!
>Today
>Go to wash my car
>Car wash is about a kilometer away from where I live
>Wash it up and whatnot
>Come home and my mom says
>>"THERE'S SOMETHING DRIPPING FROM YOUR CAR!!!!!"
>"Well, I did just wash my car, it's water."
>>"NARP, IT'S OIL, SEE IT'S BLACK!"
>"Mom, touch it." I can clearly see that it's water
>>"OIL IS BAD FOR YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH IT!!!"
>At this point I touch it and show her it's water
>>"WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE THERE'S WATER, BUT THERE'S OIL TOO!"
>I facepalm and get my dad and he says
>>>"That's water, stop being stupid."
She's butthurt and won't talk to me now.
More stories from my autoretarded mother!!!
>Today
>Go to wash my car
>Car wash is about a kilometer away from where I live
>Wash it up and whatnot
>Come home and my mom says
>>"THERE'S SOMETHING DRIPPING FROM YOUR CAR!!!!!"
>"Well, I did just wash my car, it's water."
>>"NARP, IT'S OIL, SEE IT'S BLACK!"
>"Mom, touch it." I can clearly see that it's water
>>"OIL IS BAD FOR YOU, YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH IT!!!"
>At this point I touch it and show her it's water
>>"WELL, YEAH, OF COURSE THERE'S WATER, BUT THERE'S OIL TOO!"
>I facepalm and get my dad and he says
>>>"That's water, stop being stupid."
She's butthurt and won't talk to me now.