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Epic Party Stories

Anonymous !p//FUCKMEA Mon 12 Jul 2010 18:59:00 No.10033960 View View Reply Original Report

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What are your best party moments?

>Raging party at house
>Start making out with my new GF
>Want to fuck
>Go into laundry room
>Start fucking
>Another friend hears us fucking
>Runs upstairs and "LOL anon and GF are fucking LOL"
>Gang of motherfuckers runs down stairs and tries to barge in on us
>I run out of laundry room door with erect cock flying
>Run around and chase people with my horse dong
>They scream and run away in fear

myface.jpg

Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p

Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p Tue 13 Jul 2010 03:42:00 No.10041442 Report

Quoted By: >>10041540

>free open air gig, The Coronas thy were called
>Hip flask of whiskey
>naggan of vodka
>2 cans of bud
>4 cans of cider
>shouting up at the band, very loudly,
>"YOU GUYS AR FAGGOTS! PLAY FREEBIRD!"
>Later that night I pay something like 16 euro for a burger and chips

Pedro'sSoup !!ytVXCtVqc

Pedro'sSoup !!ytVXCtVqc Tue 13 Jul 2010 03:43:00 No.10041445 Report

Quoted By: >>10041598

sort of like OP's

>talk with fake new zealand accent all night
>get really drunk
>fuck girl on couch under a blanket in the living room
>actual aussie exchange students who i came to the party with pull blanket off
>Stand up with raging hard on
>*in loud accent* I AINT AFRAID TO FIGHT YOU AUSSIE FUCKS, WE DID IT BEFORE AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN
>everybody laughs
>look back at girl, she's drunk as me
>both run upstairs naked
>fuck on bed
>pull out
The End

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 03:47:00 No.10041500 Report

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>first year of uni (me and 2 old friends) at the current roomates birthday party
>we started drinking early before anyone arrived
>old friend calls some chicks for the party
> 5 guys in a room when they walk in , I dont wanna know what faces they made ( i was pissing)
> we start drinkin more and played thruth or dare
> old friend crawls on the floor (like all body touching) to the bathroom that was fucking far away and it was full of spit on the ground (dare)
> another dare I put a towel around me and a cooking pan on my head and run around the hall yelling "CHRISTMAS IS HERE" (dare)
> we start playing another game that involved heavy drinking
> one of my old friend hits the other one in the head with a bottle of vodka for hitting on one of the girls he called
> black out
> find out the other chick stripped me and put me in my bed coz i was shitfaced
> wake up with the dorm door knocked down and the whole place in chaos
> find out the old friend who called the girls broke the door down
> lol and go to courses reaking of beer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 03:49:00 No.10041521 Report

Quoted By: >>10041719

>>10041387
also

>hs at party at friends house
>everyone seems to have either left/passed out except I and two friends
>we're still wide awake and wanting to drink
>hostfriend tells us to stfu so we go outside so ppl can sleep
>sitting on the front porch downing beers we realize tomorrow is trash day
>decide to go around neighborhood creating an obstacle course in the street with trashcans/bulky thrown away objects ie couches for the cars to navigate through
>hide in bushes at my gf's house downing more beers and watch the fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 03:50:00 No.10041540 Report

Quoted By: >>10041647

>>10041442
the coronas are a bad band and you should feel bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 03:52:00 No.10041562 Report

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one that sticks out for me

>at friend's big house drinking in HS
>one friend leaves with a girl
>me and my friend go outside the room they're fucking in
>we listen in
>the girl is moaning, shits pretty funny
>we run to the kitchen grab cookies
>bust into the room adn throw cookies at them
>we run and hide

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 03:54:00 No.10041598 Report

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>>10041445
I left out my favorite part.

The next day
>"where's your accent?"

Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p

Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p Tue 13 Jul 2010 03:57:00 No.10041647 Report

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>>10041540
I know.
But the gig was free.
And since it was raining, the power kept cutting out, so every 10 minuets they'd have to go off stage for like 1/2 an hour.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:02:00 No.10041714 Report

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come on people post MOAR

bosche

bosche Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:02:00 No.10041719 Report

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>>10041521 samefag
from now on I am bosche as i have many stories\

>hs party friends house
>hostfriend is 3rd degree blackbelt he is outside sparring with other karate fags
>Am in kitchen after downing copious alcohol, friend says he knows karate too (bs) begins flailing his arms
>catching him offguard say he can't spar worth shit and try and pounce on him totally neglecting to notice in my drunken stupor he had been holding a knife the whole time he was flailing his arms around, I hit the knife with my palm
>blah blah blah hospital 6 stiches in right hand palm, nurses ask how it happended, make up elaborate story of falling on knife (it was a rly rly out there explanation I know nevertheless they bought it)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:12:00 No.10041885 Report

Quoted By: >>10041921

>big party in friends unit
>i am drunk and knock over the radiator
>people start kicking the radiator
>people start dancing on the radiator
>radiator goes onto table and dancing continues
>Break wheels of radiator, break legs of table
>the guy who owns the radiator walks in and WTF's
>picks up radiator and throws through glass door and off 3rd story
>he's not wearing pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:16:00 No.10041921 Report

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>>10041885
last line made me lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:19:00 No.10041978 Report

Quoted By: >>10042082

> at movies with gf
> she wants to fuck
> get up in middle of movie, looks from people
> finally reach my van
> get in, my buddy is in the back
> he sees the girl and goes to give me a high five
> he is holding pizza
> gets pizza all over my hand
> buddy is eating pizza in the back of my van

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:24:00 No.10042082 Report

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>>10041978
haha this shit has caught on!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:26:00 No.10042116 Report

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>Go to pizza party - only know the host
>Get introduced to everyone - handshakes all round
>Everyone is holding pizza
>They all get pizza all over my hand
>Everyone is eating pizza at the pizza party

bosche

bosche Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:26:00 No.10042122 Report

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>college party in my apartment on campus events that night will just be listed
>20-30ish ppl
>Pushover Resident Assistant knocks on my door tells me to tell everyone to leave laugh in his face and close door
>friends find old bikes somewhere begin jousting in apartment hallway breaking a rm's doorframe and knocking another door off it's hinges
>break post holding kitchen island countertop
>we eat all my roommates food
>run out of beer raid another party find a 30pack leave $10 in their fridge
>now it gets really hazy bottomline wake up next morning in soaking wet clothes in bedroom shampoo next to bed walk into living room notice frontdoor is wide open and a live turkey is eating crumbs under the coffetable

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:36:00 No.10042313 Report

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>at friends birthday party
>it is a sober party
>get bored and leave with 2 friends
>some fat bitch is leaving at the same time
>she asks us to come over to her place, she has beer
>we go, drink 2 cases of her beer and eat her sausage rolls
>she asks my friends to leave and comes onto me, i decline
>she comes onto my other friend
>we dice and leave him there
>she has head cancer lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:37:00 No.10042322 Report

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>My brother in law, Doug's Stag night
>Thankfully invited along with two of his cool buddies - I'm a total neckbeard, and a bit of an aspie so I was really touched - made an awesome toast to my new 'wolves' even though they joked about my cool Indy accessory.
>Vegas!
>Can't really say much more other than it was FUCKING AWESOME because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you.

bosche

bosche Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:37:00 No.10042323 Report

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>winter party asain friends tiny ass apartment
>aside from host only know the mutual friend i brought w/me
>everyone else in the party are faggots
>friend and i down vodka shots and go outside to play on frozen pond
>sliding across pond notice duck frozen in the ice
>dig it out stealthy enter apartment most annoying bitch there is sitting on couch
>friend crawls up next to couch taps her on shoulder and opens ducksbill like a puppet whispers aflack
>bitch goes apeshit great lols were had between friend and i

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 04:56:00 No.10042709 Report

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>at friend's house party, im staying in his "guest room" (more like a walk in closet but whatever its my own room)
>random uninvited kid skulking around the party eavesdropping on people's conversations and just being an all around weirdo
>as friend is leaving he throws a huge glass of water in his face
>LOL incredibly hard, retreat to room and nearly die from laughter

you kinda had to be there.

and be drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 05:26:00 No.10043280 Report

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> go to first real party at 16
> take 5-6 shots straight up
> checking out hot asian girl since start of party
> near end of party, people leaving
> got asian girl says she wants to sit down but there are no chairs
> invite her to sit on my lap claiming its more comfortable than any chair
> she accepts
> proceeds to talk to me about her current boyfriend and why she hates him
> i kiss her
> make out for an hour or two
> finger her
> host kicks us out after being disappointed she didn't pull
> got her number
> don't call or text

toocoolforschool.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 05:49:00 No.10043667 Report

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>>10038786
>>10038786
>>10038786
>>10038786
>>10038786
From a pathetic moments thread yesterday.

Original:

>Last Day in School before moving across town
>Last Class of the Day
>Last 5 minutes of class
>Let out huge fart
>Try to blame it on guy behind me, no one buys it
>Oh well I'll never see these fuckers again haha
>Year later
>"hey aren't you that guy who farted in class and never came to school again
>"Yeah"
>"Haha AWESOME, DUDE!!"
>He High-Fives Me
>He has pizza in his hands
>We're at the urinals
>He's eating pizza at the urinals

I believe I got it pretty close to the original.

Anyway the whole thread was filled with ones like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 07:35:00 No.10045750 Report

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this thread needs to move over to page one and be archived

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:00:00 No.10046269 Report

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Tasting in parchived bread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:02:00 No.10046306 Report

Quoted By: >>10046928

>Four guys standing around one girl at a party. She's not even that hot.
>I walk up and say as seriously as I can, "Hey, let's run the train on Sarah"

I don't remember it, but multiple people backed up the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:06:00 No.10046379 Report

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My favourite stories are the ones where people black out and end up in someone else's clothing without knowing how.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:25:00 No.10046754 Report

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> Going away party for friend
> Get semi-wasted
> People having drama
> found out two girls like same guy and want to hook-up with him
> Go up to the three of them
> Blatantly say they are being whiny
> grab hotter girl, shove tongue into mouth
> end up fucking, nobody realizes we left to other room
> Go back to party
> Other girl asks why i didn't pick her
> Says "Who says i didn't?"
>Make out with her before party ends
> Wake up in the morning, realize that I'll probably never do something that cool for rest of my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:34:00 No.10046881 Report

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>all of my friends party, drink, and smoke weed all the time
>have gone to one or two parties, never drink or smoke
>had sex once, but it was completely sober just me and her
>boring summer
>this thread makes me want to party

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:36:00 No.10046928 Report

Quoted By: >>10046948

>>10046306

Does she have light red hair?

Crossing fingers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:38:00 No.10046948 Report

Quoted By: >>10046993

>>10046928
Yes, but her name's not Sarah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:40:00 No.10046980 Report

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>go to frat party, play caps(Beirut with caps)
>be awesome and run the table
>partys over, do shots of wild turkey with frat dudes and honor 9/11, in 2005
>??
>stumble to dorms
>go back a few days later, thinkin i was alpha
>get called puke-boy as i blacked out and puked all over their couch.
>feel beta as fuck, still go back though cause im puke boy and they all think im a bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:41:00 No.10046993 Report

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>>10046948

Yeah, dumb question. It would have been cool though, I wonder if the girl I'm thinking of nudes are online yet...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:43:00 No.10047046 Report

Quoted By: >>10052393

>graduation party at a friends house
>lots of people
>get far to wasted
>vomit on girl
>her bf and his boys come to kick my ass
>dodge bf's punch
> slip and fall
>get my ass kicked
>throw up again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 08:50:00 No.10047171 Report

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Take 4 shots with no chaser before more than 3 other people have arrived.
Have a 3some with best friend and best friend's gf
More people arrive.
4 more shots
idk

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 09:17:00 No.10047609 Report

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dont you die on me thread! ive been following it all day, i want more,

MR HAM !!J0Y3PaRHN

MR HAM !!J0Y3PaRHN Tue 13 Jul 2010 09:19:00 No.10047653 Report

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lol bump to see myself on the archive

New Tripcode Every Week (Back from Asia) !!oDNBTI3FU

New Tripcode Every Week (Back from Asia) !!oDNBTI3FU Tue 13 Jul 2010 10:16:00 No.10048452 Report

Quoted By: >>10052579 >>10052601

> go to rave party
> smoke too much weed
> strobe lights
> HOLY FUCK STOP MOTION ANIMATION

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 16:09:00 No.10052393 Report

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>>10047046
Soo... you didn't reach wasted?

Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p

Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p Tue 13 Jul 2010 16:27:00 No.10052579 Report

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>>10048452
I love that effect, it's a total mindfuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 16:28:00 No.10052601 Report

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>>10048452
lol. that's me. sober.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 16:34:00 No.10052663 Report

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I was here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 19:21:00 No.10054190 Report

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FUCK YEAR BUMP DIS SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 19:24:00 No.10054210 Report

Quoted By: >>10054235 >>10056517

So happy I woke up and this thread was still here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 19:27:00 No.10054235 Report

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>>10054210
same here bro

brahblax

Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p

Dr. Rick Dagless, MD !!YDZQ+2T7p Tue 13 Jul 2010 22:28:00 No.10056517 Report

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>>10054210
aye. Bump for moar stories!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 22:29:00 No.10056526 Report

Quoted By: >>10056570

> live in middle of nowhere
> going to a gig, all friends but one drop out
> pregame at a pub
> completely trashed at 4pm
> black out, we get to gig (which is 8 miles away) somehow
> bang on door til someone opens it
> cleaners tell us its not open
> down our handy hipflasks outside
> black out again
> wake up in some sort of wooden box
> 15 year old girl is sitting on my crotch
> scream like a girl insanely loudly
> wake up my bro, he has 15year old holding his hand
> we gtfo out of there
> go inside, double rums plz
> try to start the dancing by doing a waltz with bro
> dj guy cuts the music
> says theres no way hes letting two guys dance
> trollface.jpg then double rums plz again
> black out again
> get taxi back to main town where we live
> have 2 hours of pub time left
> go to pub, meet lots of friends/new chicks who were there
> black out
> wake up on sunday still drunk, go for breakfast
> feels good man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 22:31:00 No.10056559 Report

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this was my worst party moment

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Jul 2010 22:31:00 No.10056570 Report

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>>10056526
What is this ?
lolidontgetitblox

Irysh !!rJYTUvEPp

Irysh !!rJYTUvEPp Tue 13 Jul 2010 22:40:00 No.10056714 Report

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Bumping to keep thread alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Jul 2010 00:29:00 No.10058428 Report

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ITT
>Get drunk
>Do stupid shit
>Laugh it off "I WAS DRUNK TROLOLO"

I love using drunkenness as an excuse for doing stupid shit.

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