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I'm pretty bored at work, so i'm in the mood of reading some interesting/daring/fucked up sexual encounters you've had with your girlfriends/boyfriends one night stands, dog, alone, anything. I got a couple, but i'll start with a not so shocking but rather daring one. So i was a teenager and i went to see spy kids ( the 3-d movie with the glasses and shit) with my sister and my girlfriend at the time, i think it was like 8th 9th grade. My gf was basically horny all the time, she would grab my penis under any circumstances most of the time, that for me at 13 14 was the holy grail. So we sit in the movie, last row, and my sis sat first seat of the row, then my gf and then me. The movie started and everyone put on their stupid glasses, as i started to notice my sister (she was 6 or 7 at the time) going into a 3-d trance of some sort, my gf starts to GRAB MY DICK RIGHT THERE in front of my sis. I was shocked, but my sis was staring dead on at the movie, so i let her. She started fapping me in the movie and at one point actually dared to pull my penis completely out, she proceeded to put her jacket in top of my penis until i came. My sis never glinched, but 8 years later i wonder if she got to see my penis or something, she probably did. I have a couple other but i'll leave them for later Your turn
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I fucked someone on a bullet train, in those little hand washing booths they have near the toilets. Then on the return journey almost missed our stop while doing it in the toilets, the looks we got running through the carriage covered in sweat and out of breath. I've gone down on almost every woman I've dated in the cinema, on buses, trains and restaurants. Did my ex girlfriend over a cable drum at my work place at lunch time (no one around they were all at a motivational meeting). Umm, well, pretty usual stuff really.
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JUST THOUGHT ID LET YOU ALL KNOW IM ABOUT TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!
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>>2999205 Pics or it di'n't happen.
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Epic thread. Wish I was as lucky as you fuckers.
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I gave head to my ex at the cinema, he blew in my mouth and I was so sure someone saw us. A lot of ex boyfriends when I was younger fingered me when our friends were around. My boyfriend now and I fucked in known dogging spots...we finished before anyone else turned up. I've fucked on swings, in school, back and front seats of cars, and last year I had a threesome with my now boyfriend, and his other band member/best friend who I had a thing with also. This was on a saturday morning, with my mother and sister downstairs cleaning. One weekend they were recording shit in my boyfriends studio, I fucked them both over and over. When one was asleep or in the shower or working on some song I would fuck the other. I'm ashamed of that. I was just really slutty, being in relationships consecutively for 3 years means you like the freedom...then feel shit about it.
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When I was younger my girlfriend would come stay at my house, aswel as half a dozen of my mates (same room). We'd have sex once they're all asleep.
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>>2995069 i have never lol'd so hard on /r9k/. thank you anon.
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>>2995069 This is the best thing I've ever read on /r9k/
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I've had sex with my girlfriend in a park, late at night. In the basement of my house and hers while parents were home. In the bathroom of a friend's house. In a public restroom at my college. I've gotten road head a couple times and I've fingered her while driving. Thankfully I have an automatic. A couple other escapades here and there.
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>>2995069 For that i will archive, and also couple lulzy stories
http://4chanarchive.org/ 2991761
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lets bring this back to the front page in a fast manner.
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>>3000380 >>3000379 >>3000376 GTFO OUT MY /r9k/ NOW!!!! WE DON'T WANT ANY!
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>>2991831 calling out this new fag
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>>3001280 calling out this troll'dfag
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I fucked a friend-with-benefits in an abandoned parking lot. It was -2degrees, at 6-something in the morning. My girlfriend called just as I was about to finish, so of course I answer, grab and handful of the FWB's hair and start slamming her forehead into the passenger side window. The girlfriend asks if I'm coming home soon and I blow a MASSIVE load into the FWB, then hang up on the girlfriend. FWB is in love with me now and the girlfriend thinks I was getting a bad signal. Fuck.
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My girlfriend and I do a lot of the "public but secretively" fucking stuff. A lot of other people seem to do it too. Makes me wonder how often I've been in a cinema next to someone getting head...
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bumped for teh awesomez
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This isn't even really sexual, but during prom a fat girl asked me for a dance. I'm a nice guy, so I went along with it, planning to hoverdick the whole while. During the dance, she suddenly grabs my phone through my pants (thinking it was a hard 3 inch dick apparently) and proceeds to jack it off. I laughed in her face and walked away.
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>>3001955 HAH! Dude, you should have just played along for the lulz.
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My parents were out for half the day so my boyfriend came over to spend time and chill/have sex ect. All was good until he was about to go home I sat on top of him and started playing with his dick so we eventually go at it again. My parents were going to be back soon so he fucked me on the staircase near the fount door.( my folks park the car behind the house so they usually come in from the kitchen) We must have really got going because I didn't hear their car parking or the back gate opening. I suddenly hear them unlocking the door so he quickly pulls out and heads out for the front door, unfortunately he wasn't as quick so he still has his dick out where an old man walking past gets a sight of his dick. My boyfriend turns round and tells me this but I had to tell him to go as my family were walking through the front room. Luckily as I shut the door everyone was like "hello what have you been doing". They didn't suspect a thing. I still giggle at the thought of what the old man must have been thinking.
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>>3000000 Well i was making out with my friend ( girl) one night, and after that we go through the bases.
2 weeks later im in the spa with her sister and she gives me head while my parents balcony door is open and they would just have to look out.
thats as daring as i get :/
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gf gave me head in red sleeping bag as we laid out in the quad area of her college with tons of people outside on a nice day. I'm sure people knew what was going on. She swallowed. :) she also blew me in a theatre, back row. road head blew me while on her knees in a friend's bathroom. then showed me the cum in her mouth before spitting it out in the sink. one time I asked for a snowball. she said "that's kinky" but did it anyway. instant regret. D:
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alright robots I had been talking to this chick I met on hot or not. we became friends and she had a boyfriend in the marines. she started flirting and asked if i had a gf. i didnt..not really...i can't remember i might have. but she was LD anyway. i go see her around christmas time and she picks me up at the airport in her car. her parents follow to make sure im not a raepist lol. she's 17 at the time. im l19 she tells them we're going to the movies, but they give her a curfew. i'm a dick to her for the first 2 hours until I pull her back and make out with her. we start making out outside a PF changs waiting for a table. we leave because the movie is about to start across town. we make out till the movie starts. it's Return of the King. i fall asleep. and she says i made sex noises in my sleep. lol when we get to the parking lot, we make out for an hour. I slide my hand between her jeans and she's soaking wet, I can smell her. i pull up her top and suck on her tits. she opens the car door because some lady is watching (so she wouldn't see) she's late as hell and her dad keeps calling while she's at my parents with me and i'm trying to get her naked. i let the bitch go so she wont get in trouble, but she gets grounded the next day. i never see the bitch again, but we talk and flirt and i forget her until it's time to visit home again. but now the bitch is married lol.
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I go visit my fiance in the UK. fuckers lose my bags in London and I fly to my last stop in Manchester. we're both nervous as hell, but then I grab her and kiss her. we make out at the train station and I grope her while we wait for the train, she claims we were being watched by a little kid. it gets even worse in the train. I meet her mom and stuff at her parents and she tells my gf to take me to our room so i can put my carry ons away. I throw her on the bed and we make out for a bit, until I slide her panties off and eat her out. I've been in the same clothes for two days ( i was supposed to leave a day earlier) so i try to convince her to shower with me. she's too shy until her dad comes home and we hear him coming up the steps. we jump in the shower and make out and get clean and dirty <3. we go out to dinner with her parents later and the next day she washes my clothes and i'm in her moms bathrobe (it's huge, harpoons huge) she then leads me to the living room sofa and throws me on it and starts rubbing herself on me (no condoms! damn you airport luggage handlers!!). later that day her dad walks in on us sleeping naked after we've had sex. she kisses him after she gives me a bj. we have sex when her mom is in the office next door. and there's the time when we were watching Nausicaa and her parent's are out of the room and she goes down on me, they leave the house and she does it again. later on in the States we drive home from the fair and she's been planning on giving me head while I'm driving us home. she stops when we pull up to wendy's for dinner. We went to see Nick and Norahs Infinite playlist. I slide my hands down her pants and grope her breasts, while I finger her. not sure if it happened before or after it the same scene in the movie.
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>>3003690 I also ate her out on her moms bed.
next time we get to fuck on it.
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>>3003690 From the way you write I can tell you are both fat. That and the mention of Nausicaa. Also, who gets married ffs
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I once made out with a girl. True story.
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why the fuck isnt this up
archive this shix
http://4chanarchive.org/ request interface /r9k/
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we need 4 more requests and thats it!
MOAR STORIES
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Ok so the night I lost my virginity was a tad on the daring side. My parents were out of town for the night and it was just me and my younger brother. So I, doing what any other guy in this situation would, call up my gf to come over and watch a movie with me. I bribe my brother into leaving us alone by letting use my computer(its a beast) and so we start "watching" Harry Potter(haha). We're on the couch and things are heating up with the standard caressing of the no no parts and serious face sucking and I'm like "oh shit no condom" but she already had her pants off and was proceeding to stick me in. We go at it for a bit but my fear gets the best of me and we drive to the store to grab some condoms. Afterward we arrive back at my place and get back on the couch with the blanket covering us and start up again fucking like rabbits if rabbits were as quite as ninjas. Next thing I know the door to my computer room is opening and my little brother is walking out. We smoothly play it off as if we were just watching the movie and shes laying on top of me (doh) He goes back in a little skeptical and we continue. Unfortunately her sister calls and tells her to get home and I don't get to finish :[. and so I walk her out to her car condom still on and horny as all hell start to fuck her while she sits on the drivers seat with me standing outside. She gets worried and ends up leaving and I still don't finish. :( So I go back inside and rub one out, soon after which my Older brother shows up freaking out because I hadn't been answering my phone which was in my pants for a couple of hours. So my first night of debauchery ended up being a rather close call and my little brother suspects me to this day, or he just knows.
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>>3008614 Also my sophomore year of high school I received a blow job on the bus ride home from a football game that had been out of town.
Worst blow job ever. I didn't even feel it let alone did she get me off. Also the next day the entire school knew about it. Guess the bitch couldn't keep her mouth shut in more than one way. ;) I got props from the guys and weird looks from teachers.
Made for an awkward rest of the year
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During my highschool days, I was dating a girl who had been sent to a nearby catholic girl's boarding school. They allowed me to visit on the weekends but, you know, you can only get away with so much when you're a horny teenager in that situation. So she decided that I should come over at something like 4am on a sunday morning and she would sneak me into her dorm room for much sex. The first time we did this, her roommate was lying in her bed about 3 feet away. I remember feeling vaguely guilty later because her roommate had sat up to wave hello to me in her bra, and she was hot. The second time, she had another friend come in to videotape us with a handheld camcorder. The tape was supposedly destroyed at some point when she was worried that some of the faculty might find it, but who knows. I never got to see it but I've also never come across it online anywhere so maybe it really is destroyed. It didn't seem all that risque at the time, for some reason. It was years later when I realized that I had sex on tape at the age of 15. The first episode is still one of my favorite memories.
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>>3008614 I have more stories but I think I'll save them.
Mootbloxxycox
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So like really quickly guys, I've read mostly all of these stories and it seems like your girls swallowing is a big deal. I feel bad for all of you. My girlfriend likes giving head and swallowing is part of the deal for her. She even makes sure she gets all of it out of me. Oh, and we fucked outside a room in which my friend's band was practicing. If anyone walked out for any reason, they would have seen us.
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Gonna start out by saying I'm 17 (underageb& blah blah I don't give a shit) I'll start way at the beginning. Sixth grade made out with and felt up my girlfriend at the time pretty much everywhere. Houses, carnivals, school, downstairs while my parents were upstairs, the works. Two years later we hook up again and her friend from a couple towns away is in town. They both give me a handjob while my friend is in the room fapping to it. Shit was cash. 9th grade, new girlfriend. We fucked all over my friends house in just about every room and his backyard. First time she jerked me off was in this dirty ass alleyway and we were both drunk and it was during the day. I've wiped my cum in nearly all of my friends beds. She's pretty slutty so when we broke up she started going out with a friend of mine. I'm mad high one night and turns out they broke up. She comes to where me and my friends are and there's a big co-ed sleepover. I coerce her to "share my pillow" because she didn't have one. When everyone falls asleep I wake her up, put it in her for like 1 second, cum, and immediately fall asleep (so worth it). Different girl but in 10th grade I sneak over her house at about 1am and her sister and all of her friends are having a sleepover. Her dog is loud as fuck and wakes up all of those little girls. Anyway I end up eating out that girl for hours and her giving me head for a while as well. 11th grade back to the slutty ex-girlfriend she gives me head in the girls dressing room and sometime after that I finger her with all our friends around while we're watching Superbad. Another day we go to her house after school and she's about to give me head and her brother fucking walks into the house. Worst day of my life. 12th grade fuck a different girl in the backseat of my car in the parking lot behind a department store. My car breaks down and it's 12am. Also pretty shit night.
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My first GF was like that. It was kind of irritating. I eventually became so sexually exhausted that I used the old "headache" excuse to get out of it.
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I gave my ex-girlfriend's first ejaculation while we were watching Indiana Jones with her best friend. Just fingered her through her jeans, shit was awesome. Same girlfriend gave me a handjob through my swim trunks in the back seat of a car with two of her friends in the front. Man, what a horny freak.
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most darin was fairly tame really. My ex and I were making out in her dorm room under her sheets when her roomie come in with her b/f they go over and start watching tv on the bed on 5 feet from my ex's bed... well she was still horny so I fingered her under the sheet and made her cum a coupel of times while her roomie was watching a movie...... Actually this became not a normal thing but it happen like half a dozen times, she and I gettin each other off like that cause her dumb fuck roomate woulde leave
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Daring? Uhh, got a handjob in my girlfriend's room the night I met her parents. They were downstairs watching TV. I'm almost certain her dad would beat the shit out of me if he saw what we were doing.
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i needed to make some copiess of something, and i was with my girlfriend. The church has a copy machine and we were by there so we stopped there to make the copies. we get into the copy room and are making copies for a while, touching each other a bit. but then things started to get ronery. it ended up with us on the floor fucking missionary in this copy room in this church on saturday. i eventually came, and then we finished up the rest of the copies in a hurry and left. we find out that there were people in the church that day, moving this way and that. so fucking risky, but i don't regret it.
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>>2995069 great lulz were found here
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>>2993276 It does not go in the nostril. Trust me.
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FWB and I share a kink for exhibitionism. So, one night, she invites me to go see the Rocky Horror Picture Show with her (she's good friends with the cast) and convinces me to go in a skirt without any underwear. Long story short, fifteen minutes into the show, we're making out in the far edge of the theater against a wall with my skirt bunched up around my waist and her hand pumping my dick. Then, there's the time that me and my gf at the time played hooky from high school. We planned it out weeks in advance and covered our tracks so that our parents would think that we were at school. Once my father left for work, we crept back inside my house and devoted the whole day to fucking everywhere and on everything that we could find before getting dressed and walking back to school just in time for the end of the day bell. And then there was the time that my ex boyfriend found out about my exhibitionism kink and used it to his advantage by having me pose for him / do stuff to him while taking pictures the entire time. After it was all said and done, he later sent out an e-mail to his friends advertising that he had said pictures and gave copies to anyone that responded.
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i have a couple with my ex last year once, we were babysitting her lil sister, she was 2, we were playing a silly lil game and my gf sat on top of me and dry humped me, with her lil sister on her back few mins after that, im still horny, lil sis disapears and gf starts wanking me funnily her sis walks back into the room and my gf ducks her hair over my knob to hide it another time, we played with each other and came over her mums new leather couch (thank god leather wipes easily) i got a handjob whilst driving (80MPH wank, new record) fucked when my mum was in the bath (my room is next to our bathroom) and fucked several times whilst watching 40 year old virgin i just love the irony
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>>3012964 You're a faggot lol
What if she'd decided to take revenge on you for refusing her by accusing you of trying to rape her? Then you'd feel like a right idiot.
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>>3012964 good thing you escaped.
she probably wanted to marry you
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>>2991761 At my Mum's 50th I fucked one of her friends.
She had one arm
My aunty was in the room.
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>>3012941 >MPH >Mum Does not compute.