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>At friend's house
>Large spider on curtain appears, my friend screeches (he hates them)
>Everyone evacuates the room
>I am the least terrified of spiders person there
>Start hitting spider with newspaper
>It JUMPS at me
>Friend screams
>Grab friend's crutch
>Smash the spider, now on the floor and dispose of him
>Hero
>Staying over at other friend's house for week in her living room
>Her mother is a hippy, refuses to clean away spider webs or get rid of them
>Spiders everywhere, but small and thin-bodied, leave me alone by hanging in corners
>Agree to respect the rules and ignore them
>One evening gigantic spider is in living room
>It's near the door, will probably leave
>Later gets near bed
>Gonna have to kill this one, it's a monster
>While attempting to kill it gets on my futon and bedclothes then scuttles off somewhere I can't see
>Nightmares