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Anonymous !!nxBnK26Xr Mon 24 May 2010 03:10:00 No.9091453 View View Reply Original Report

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When I was 6 / 7 I would regularly go 'frogging' on the field behind my house, hunting for frogs basically. This one time I found a large one. For some reason, I cast it into the air as high as I could, leaving it to smack down hard onto the ground. Upon realising my monstrous actions, I ran over to it to see if it was injured. Two broken legs. I ran home trying not to think about the recent events. I think about this frog daily.

You, /r9k/ ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:20:00 No.9096812 Report

Quoted By: >>9096834

>>9096787
its called being gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:20:00 No.9096813 Report

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>>9096668

Fuck you, you just tell yourselves that you were, and you just gloss over the time you burned the dog for kicks, or you were just experimentally putting things in your sister's cunt.

This was my point - all the shit you've done, you've externalised or just plain ignored, while maintaining the ability to create some kind of catharsis by criticising others and comdemning them for the cruelty you've left behind and forgotten in a healthy manner.

Wheras the average gentleman is, unfortunately, still fretting over that time that he punched his sister in the gut because she threw one of his d20s across the room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:21:00 No.9096825 Report

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I kissed my best friend in grade 4

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:21:00 No.9096834 Report

Quoted By: >>9096875

>>9096812
uh...im not gay though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:23:00 No.9096864 Report

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>>9096683
So this one time i was another viewpoint from someone's story. Unfortunately, i'm never funny so i killed myself.

...so he killed himself. No one went to his funeral. But i cried for him.

...but he cried for him. I felt like such a fucking asshole for not organizing a funeral for my own son. I just left the country and spent the rest of my days in a cabin in the woods in Canada.

...he just left the home suddenly. I was thrown into a life of being a single mother. Having that stigma was too much. I killed my children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:23:00 No.9096875 Report

Quoted By: >>9096912

>>9096834

Come out of the closet, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:25:00 No.9096912 Report

Quoted By: >>9097001

>>9096875
no really.
im not attracted to dudes at all.

oh..i wasnt talking about a name for what we did.
its a certain kind of rape when a child makes another child have sex with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:28:00 No.9096973 Report

Quoted By: >>9097122

one time i shit my pants when i was like 10

HAUNTS ME EVEN TODAY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:29:00 No.9096988 Report

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When I was in 5th grade (around the time I was getting into internet -.-), I saw a video of dogs getting killed in Korea. I love animals like so much, especially dogs and cats, so seeing that...I think about it very often, even after all the fucked up shit I've seen on 4chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:29:00 No.9096996 Report

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my sister and I once collected up a bunch of june bug bodies, because we thought it would look neat if we spray painted them silver and gold. like Egyptian jewelery, you know?

well, they weren't all exactly *completely* dead. I'll never forget how sick I felt when they started moving, all paint-coated and suffocating. D:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:30:00 No.9097001 Report

Quoted By: >>9097031

>>9096912

Still called rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:31:00 No.9097031 Report

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>>9097001
i know...
wtfmutedblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:31:00 No.9097044 Report

Quoted By: >>9097081 >>9097169

Okay, this is going to seem out of place, but-

I used to kill ants by the truckload. yeah, you probably stopped reading there. But I was a terrorizing little cunt that actually daydreamed about how they had news reports about the horrifying monster that killed hundreds of them earlier that day. In total, I probably killed hundreds of thousands of 'em. I look back at this, and wonder why in the hell I did it? I mean, it's not as bad as frogs or whatever, since you can see their organs being all gooshed out, but still, morally it's messed up to me now. Now, I try to be as nice as possible to any life.

Coincidentally, I have a microphilia fetish now. Go figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:32:00 No.9097058 Report

Quoted By: >>9097165 >>9097726

I was molested as a child, physically beaten as a teen, raped as an adult, and every time it happened people involved were either caught or confessed, and the law did nothing about it.

The law has sanctioned my molestation, rape, and torture by others. I have nobody on my side, and for as long as I live I will always be nothing more than a victim.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:33:00 No.9097081 Report

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>>9097044
>>9097044
there are more ants than any other species.
i think they'll be alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:34:00 No.9097089 Report

Quoted By: >>9097136

last night I came home hammered and my shitty fucking roomates new laptop (i broke his old one the other day) was sitting on the table, nobody home.

I proceeded to take it out on the deck and drop it repeatedly from 4 feet in the air onto the deck, then put it back.

he got up today bitching about his laptop not working. I sort of fell bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:36:00 No.9097122 Report

Quoted By: >>9097225

>>9096973

Ahh, fuck of ye bollocks. I've shit myself about 8-9 times as a fucking adult because Guinness does terrible things to your colon, and sometimes, when you're busting for a shit, and you can feel the turtle's head and you've got your key in the door. But you know how sometimes you put the wrong key in the door? And it's usually just frustrating and maybe you even need a pee, but you just cross your legs and rummage through the fob for the proper key for the lock.

In this situation, after Guineess, you pap in your grundies, and you stand there, a grown man in a business suit who's just gone out for one drink after work, and now it's 1 am and you can feel your own shit roll down the leg of your trouser as you go back to your empty flat to wank and eat pasties.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:37:00 No.9097136 Report

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>>9097089

So I was this laptop, owned by this shitty roommate of somebody. One day, that "somebody" decided to be a dick and dropped me off a 4 story balcon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:38:00 No.9097165 Report

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>>9097058

Can we skip the tits and move straight onto the sharpie up the ass then?

I saw this bitch on tinycam wank herself off with a carrot and a dildo the other day, would you be up for that?

If man, then just pointless degradation on webcam, maybe drink your own cum and write shit on yourself?

Come on, damaged fucking goods, you must be useful for something, eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:39:00 No.9097169 Report

Quoted By: >>9097593

>>9097044
Oh yeah. Also, I had a hamster once. Hated that thing; it was nocturnal, and ran in its wheel when I tried to sleep. So I took the wheel out. It had literally nothing to do, but scamper around in its tiny ass cage. Then, one day, I found it lying still in its cage. Then I noticed how awful it was. Food dish, water bottle - both empty. Shit everywhere. Everywhere. I pulled her out of the cage, and she was still alive. But taking very shallow breaths. My brother took her away from me, and scolded me for being such an asshole. She died later that day.

And I had a turtle, too. Named Shelly. She has diarrhea almost always, and stunk up the house. So I put her outside. And the next day, I found her frozen. What I forgot to realize is that is was fucking December.

Good Lord, excuse me while I go hug my dog. (He's fine, I'm a much better owner now)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:39:00 No.9097174 Report

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Back when I was a young teenager, I was so severely depressed that I'd mutilate myself and consider suicide. I never talk about it because the people who are like a second family to me, as very nice as they usually are, aren't terribly sympathetic to people with clinical depression and suicidal tendencies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:40:00 No.9097195 Report

Quoted By: >>9097217 >>9097247 >>9097407

when i was like age 8-10 there were three sisters that lived across the street with their single mom. they were roughly 6, 8, and 12. the oldest one babysat the others all the time, and eventually she was babysitting me too.

anyway over those 2 years so many crazy sexual things happened that i don't know where to begin. not actual sex, of course, because i couldn't. and the girls always started it all, they practically jumped me and forced me to do all this stuff until i liked it. i didn't even understand what we were doing, back then.

i've never told anyone this. ever. i suspect that all my attitudes towards women were born in those 2 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:41:00 No.9097217 Report

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>>9097195
and...you're haunted by that?
sounds cool man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:42:00 No.9097225 Report

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>>9097122
>pap in your grundies

That's the best thing I've heard all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:43:00 No.9097247 Report

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>>9097195
I think you're going to have to elaborate, so that we too may be haunted, in our nethers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:43:00 No.9097260 Report

Quoted By: >>9097726

>>9097205

Oh, you fucking DICK. You punched Jeff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:48:00 No.9097337 Report

Quoted By: >>9097416

archive this shit niggers there is much win

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:52:00 No.9097407 Report

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>>9097195
sex stories from babysitters now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 08:53:00 No.9097416 Report

Quoted By: >>9097726

>>9097337

Go vote to archive it then at 4chanarchive

go to "request interface"

the thread id is the post number of OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:04:00 No.9097593 Report

Quoted By: >>9097641

>>9097169
Fuck me, I remembered something else by being reminded by some other post.

In middle school, these kids were playing tag in a densely populated area. Everyone was kind of getting annoyed by them, because they were bumping into other kids and shit, etc, etc...

So I tripped one of them. The kid did a faceplant, and lost one of his front teeth. Which wasn't a baby tooth. A teacher came up, yelling "WHO DID IT" and whatever. I, of course, kept my mouth shut. I think I remember the kid being kinda spacey, and not really doing much but staring at the tooth in his hand.

Never got caught for it. Also, same middle school - there was this fat kid. Now, the last year, I was the fat kid. Over the summer, I lost weight, so shit was pretty cool. Anyway, this guy, everyone else played a game with him called "petting zoo". He had some phobia or whatever where he hated being touched, and we (Like 5-6 kids) chased him around and touched him. Not in a sexual way, of course. Cont.-

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:07:00 No.9097641 Report

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>>9097593
In a different middle school, there was this kid with a mullet. He didn't have a single friend, but he sat at the table I was at, a table with the kid who was my guide in the new school. We fucking tortured this guy. Called him names, and one of us even beat him up. He eventually moved to a different table, but we actually we big enough dicks to go follow him, and keep it going. He offered to help fix my brother's computer, but I shot him a nasty look to make him know I wasn't going to let him come into my house. That night, my dad gave me a speech about how he was bullied, and how he didn't want me to turn out that way. And by a speech, and mean the guy fucking screamed at me.

Jeeeesus, this thread makes me feel like an asshole. And I have a funeral to go to tomorrow? Awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:12:00 No.9097688 Report

Quoted By: >>9097726 >>9097775 >>9097803

It makes me feel sick typing this, I'm sure this is the sole reason I despise pain of any kind to this day:
My cat had a litter of kittens when I was around ten and I was the first to find them with my friend who came over after school. My cat was in my cupboard guarding them and we were intrigued by them, so we took one of them out the back of my house into this little forest area. We played with it for a while, poking it lightly with sticks and trying to get it to walk when I had the idea that still gives me nightmares - "we should warm him up".
I went inside, got a jet lighter, came back out and started "playing". At first we did it from a few inches away, but then we started holding it to it's sides and watching it roll up in a ball and squeal. The last thing we did before it died was to burn it's face while it screamed.

Nobody ever found out, I feel like I should have been institutionalised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:15:00 No.9097722 Report

Quoted By: >>9097830

This wasn't really my 'childhood', though I personally consider it to still be my childhood; I see myself as only having very recently (within the last year or so) 'grown up', even though I'm 22 years old.

I was 18, and it was my first tour in Iraq...We lived in a tent, and we had a bunch of care packages with shit like beef jerky and trail mix and ramen and shit, and this mouse would always get in them and ruin them, so we figured we'd catch the mouse. We put a box with a dab of peanut butter in it near the hole in the floor (we had wooden pallets with sheets of plywood nailed onto them that were set close together for a floor) where he'd always come in...We went about our business, and my driver saw the mouse go in the box, and he snatched it up and closed it.

We took it outside to a burn barrel, and dropped the box in the small fire going inside. He clawed at the box and squeaked a few times, and then stopped moving.

I've killed lots of mice, usually by stomping on them, during my most recent deployment, to keep them from getting in my hooch, but that was the only one I ever burned to death, and it's the only one that bothers me.

Fuck, man, little guy was just hungry. Yeah, kill him 'cause he's a pest, but why the hell did we *burn* him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:15:00 No.9097726 Report

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>>9097058

Show us your fucking cunt, you worthless fucktoy.

>>9097260
Would you like some OLD with your MEME? No? Just GTFO then
>>9097416

Archive is accom;lished

I have been muted, but used the time to take a shit. Is this win?

>>9097688

Ah jesus, that was a bad one. I've been here since the thread started, but you sir are a nasty cunt even if that didn't happen and you only thought it. Maybe not institutionalisation, but perhaps you shoudl speak to a professional about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:18:00 No.9097775 Report

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>>9097688

lots of faggots itt and you're nearing the god tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:20:00 No.9097803 Report

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>>9097688
I feel like you should have too.

man, so many of you guys were sick fucks as children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:22:00 No.9097830 Report

Quoted By: >>9097947

>>9097722
yes you gave a creature which can feel pain a very horrible death but wtf this is the most troubling memory from your iraq tour burning a rat wait i just got trolled

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:31:00 No.9097944 Report

Quoted By: >>9097966

I used to masturbate to cartoon characters not hentai but like marge simpson peggy hill daphine from scooby doo etc which troubles me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:32:00 No.9097947 Report

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>>9097830

Yes, it is, because it was undeserved.

I shot people who were trying to kill me, I may have killed some of them, I may have killed none of them. This doesn't bother me, because it was self-defense.

The mouse was just trying to get food, and I could've justified killing it by stomping on it, or just catching it and pitching it over the FOB wall.

But why the fuck did I burn it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:33:00 No.9097966 Report

Quoted By: >>9097998

>>9097944
>peggy hill
>daphne instead of velma

you sick fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:36:00 No.9097998 Report

Quoted By: >>9098025

>>9097966
does this mean fapping to marge simpson is ok?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:39:00 No.9098025 Report

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>>9097998
it's more "eh" then okay. not as bad as peggy hill, i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 09:43:00 No.9098081 Report

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>>9092966
FaceBook her. If you don't remember her name, look her up in a yearbook. No yearbook? Ask a friend, "Hey, remember that girl... Yeah, what was her name?" Someone'll know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 10:02:00 No.9098290 Report

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found porn of my mom and dad they had accidentally left in my camcorder

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 10:17:00 No.9098409 Report

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When I was 8, I punched a librarian in the ass for not letting me use the computer.

I gained some degree of infamy as "the kid who punched the librarian."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 10:44:00 No.9098675 Report

Quoted By: >>9098686

This Thread is in dire need of another bump so bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 10:46:00 No.9098686 Report

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>>9098675
It's reached the post limit, so it doesn't get bumped anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 11:01:00 No.9098840 Report

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Fuck!!!! Global warming isn't causing the decline of frogs. It's increasing numbers of sadistic little boys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 13:49:00 No.9100327 Report

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When I was 9 or 10 I met some kid who was obviously a bad influence. He was the kind where he seemed too desperate to have me as a friend. He ended up doing many sick and disgusting things around me. For example whipping his dick out and slapping his balls in the middle of some random apartments. Why I kept hanging out with him I don't know, but one day we were walking through a long ditch near where we lived, and we saw some shit hidden in the bushes. Well, it turned out to be a dirt covered young girls swimsuit. I was already disgusted. He ended up putting it on. Then he tried to convince me to tie him up or something. I knew I didn't like it at the time, and I ended up running home. I ended up avoiding him because of that shit. It still fucking haunts me to this day especially because I ran into him years later and he looked like a deranged psychopath criminal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 24 May 2010 15:58:00 No.9101121 Report

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does it bump test

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