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Anonymous
For the girls here. Would you or wouldn't you fuck for cash straight up. Just money Why or why not? Assume it's discreet and your friends don't find out. Im curious to see if the girls here are really all moralfags.
Anonymous
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No because I have a boyfriend.
Anonymous
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>>2287090 Men don't have a need for a different sex relationship on a social level. Really, we don't. Brosb4hoes exists for a reason, and almost every man lives up to that. Women have a need to be loved. Men don't even feel a need to be liked, just to get the shit they want and leave.
Anonymous
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Why would you need to like the guy or the guy as long as he wasnt really gross or rude. You're getting paid. I dont like the customers at work.
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>>2286862 >straight up >Im curious >really all moralfags. Yeah, this thread's getting saged.
Anonymous
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>>2286862 lopsided chest is lopsided
Anonymous
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I saw the following in /toy/. "I've heard a lot of people saying they don't care what happened to that guy in Long Island because "All Wal-Mart workers are human trash." America's new definition of humanity is starting to look something like that of Japan's adult world and it's fucking sickening." I've never seen such blatant disregard for human life in America from so many people at once. For what? $5 off a fucking DVD player? Everyone in this fucking mob should be charged with manslaughter.
Anonymous
>>2287146 Proof I worked at walmart?
Anonymous
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OP is getting mad at something that someone said on 4chan? That is now how you use 4chan.
Anonymous
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>>2286876 Don't bother responding to this, because I'm getting off /r9k/ but you look awesome.
Anonymous
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>>2287251 Tits or your argument will be voided out.
Anonymous
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>>2287251 I don't think anyone would have doubted you. You're obviously an attention whore so cough up the goods, cutie.
Anonymous
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I THINK EVERYONE SPITS IN MY FOOD WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING
Anonymous
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I THINK THAT DURING THE NIGHT AN OLD MAN WILL CREEP INTO MY BEDROOM AND TAKE A LARGE SHIT INTO MY OPEN MOUTH.
Anonymous
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I cant be around or talk to children because of my paranoia of possibly looking innappropriate.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>2285721 lol paranormal not paranoia
Anonymous
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PAUL IS DEAD OH SHIT GOT MUTEBLOCKED
Anonymous
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In this thread we explain why women on this board (while often still lonely and sad) are never single, while men are lonely, sad, and hopelessly single. I'll start: helplessness is attractive in women, as it's man's natural instinct to protect a female. Also, if one of you womens try to prove me wrong, you better post contact info with your complaint. You can then make another post saying how many men messaged you hoping to make you happy.
Anonymous
>>2287293 who is probably just as pig disgusting as you. get a haircut. i hate men with longer hair than women, it irks me in a way i cannot even understand.
Anonymous
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>>2287273 >you'll get a girl someday Yeah, it's easy to say that.
Anonymous
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Because the women on /r9k/ have defective relationships where they find themselves not receiving enough attention from their male counterpart. And so, they turn to "friend-zoned" guys they have in order for them to get their male social "admiration". The women on /r9k/ don't have any real life men in the friend zone, which is why they're here. TL;DR they're using you for all the goddamn attention you give them. Stupid faggots.
Anonymous
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>>2287321 hair length has nothing to do with masculinity/femininity
and other people's preferences towards their appearance have nothing to do with you
Anonymous
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Im not even sure how to start a relationship, for instance, I just came back from a movie I saw with a girl I like. Should I call her up and tell her I like her or something? What the hell goes on now?
Anonymous
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How many of you somehow found yourself on 4chan without ever becoming a /b/ tard? I'm fuzzy on this, but I think my introduction to 4chan was through /co/, which someone mentioned and I soon became a frequent poster on when I was getting into the whole comics thing. I think I found ED funny once, but never found anything funny on /b/ and eventually grew to realize that's because neither ED not /b/ were funny at all.
Anonymous
i was a /b/tard commence the shunning.
Anonymous
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>>2287320 Admittedly, most people did come from /b/ first. I came to /b/ when they raided my forum, then I used my sidebar like the other guy in the thread. I was like, holy shit, another world.
Anonymous
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First board I ever looked at was /y/, and the first I ever became a regular poster of was /ic/. I never really got into /b/. I liked /r9k/ in the beginning, but now it's getting kind of old. I don't know why I still come here.
Anonymous
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It was (is) /y/ for me, then I became a robot.
Anonymous
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I remember getting linked here for hentai. This was when they still had loli and guro boards
Anonymous
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Can somebody explain what's so great about wearing bracelets? Everywhere I go now I see a bunch of people (mostly girls) who are wearing like 5 of these things in different shapes and sizes on each arm. Pic related.
Anonymous
>>2287249 >>2287254 WHATEVER, I'D STILL FUCK YOU I GUESS
PenitentTangent
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>>2287297 Um, thanks, I guess. I get to pitch though
Anonymous
>>2287254 Excuse me, I'm sure everyone is thinking this right now so I have to ask: are you a guy or a girl?
PenitentTangent
>>2287346 I guess that's understandable. I am every much a man albeit a rather frail, effeminate one
PenitentTangent
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>>2287357 goddamn typos. I meant "very much a man"
Anonymous
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Can someone tell me how much for a pack of these fine smokeables are?
Anonymous
can someone tell me why these are better than say marlboro reds which are cheaper?
Anonymous
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>>2287313 Because you can make shapes with the filters. Never a dull moment during my smoke breaks.
Anonymous
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I'm chewing copenhagen tonight because I'm quitting smoking and my NYquits fucking gum hasn't arrived yet. Smoking sucks and nicotine addiction is impossible to break. Enjoy your downwardly spiraling health OP
Anonymous
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My faves. $3.84 in GA.
Anonymous
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Parliaments are nasty as fuck. They're under $3 here in VA. We have cheap cigarettes, fuck you!
Anonymous
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ9f4a-0C0I Is this true Canadians? You fags are always bragging about how socially advanced you are compared to America and yet you still have domestic abuse.
Anonymous
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There are countries that don't have any domestic abuse?
Anonymous
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I thought free healthcare solved everything. Lol butthurt Canadafags.
Anonymous
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0/10 Nice try. m00tbloxcox
Anonymous
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Has anyone here legitimately participated in incest, or have incestuous desires? If you have, could you please tell me your social class/background? Media would have me believe that only backwards rednecks living in a trailer do it, but lately I've come to think otherwise.
Anonymous
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I started caressing her waist and she returned the favor by gyrating her hourglass-component hips. We started kissing lightly but then started full-on making out behind her brother's back. About 10 minutes later, he had still not turned around once. She whispered an idea and I obliged. She slid off of my lap and unbuttoned my jeans, letting loose 7 inches of woman ripper. She wasn't looking at it under the sheets, then put her juicy lips next to my ear to compliment it while stroking slowly. Her breathing got heavy while I massaged various parts of her body, starting with the nape of her neck all the way down to her inner thighs. She unbuttoned her shorts and guided my hand to her sopping wet lips, and THEN WE NOTICED THAT HER BROTHER WAS SUBTLY FAPPING
GOD DAMMIT
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V i s i t w w w . A n o n T a l k . c o m t o d a y ! 1220a22a68d68b1447bca83d0ea084946b946af2e8c2fb85450c811911fb07d3
Anonymous
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holy shit so many mixed races
Anonymous
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Male, 19, suburbs of DC, upper middle class I'd say. I want to fuck my aunt. She's related to me by blood and all, but I guess it's not 'truly' incestuous because she's not a sister or my mother. I often wonder, if I had a sister, whether or not I'd want to fuck her.
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>>2287135 >She unbuttoned her shorts and guided my hand to her sopping wet lips, and THEN WE NOTICED THAT HER BROTHER WAS SUBTLY FAPPING well I just wet my pants with cum
Anonymous
So I was just fapping to this video I downloaded a couple minutes ago. All was going as planned when I notice: She looks like one of my few close friends.Of course she's not, but my boner died from the thought of this and now I'm telling you. Pic related. Is this a common occurrence?
Anonymous
>>2287091 No. I respect this friend way too much. If she looked like one of my other friends, this would be a different story.
Anonymous
>>2287048 No, that's really weird. Usually finding porn of someone who looks like someone you know is the porn-hunting equivalent of finding the Holy Grail and the Ark of the Covenant in your own foot locker.
Anonymous
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>>2287211 You mean you aren't attracted to the women you respect? You've got some issues, brah.
Anonymous
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>>2287328 But the thing is that Stoya doesn't usually look like the person I'm thinking of. It was just this shot. The angle, the smile, the eyeliner, the shadow giving the illusion of long hair, her nose too.
Anonymous
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I was never man enough to ask any girls to be my friend, but I would probably not be affected like you were since I would know she isn't the same person.