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Anonymous
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Why don't we do this the correct way already? No more lies! I'm a camwhore, ask me anything
Anonymous
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When the end comes, will you be ready OP? Do you think that all the time you've spent wandering aimlessly in your life will pay off? Do you think that you know what will happen and more imporantly, why it will happen? Do you think you will live? Ascend to some other place similar to heaven?
Anonymous
Can you tell me why there is such a ridiculous amount of girls on /r9k/ that feel the need(including yourself) to point out that they are goddamn women when it adds nothing over 90% of the fucking time? Really, please, I'm dying to know. I like posting on /r9k/ sometimes. I mostly just sage attentionwhore threads, self admitted or not, which is what I'll do after you've answered my questions. My second question, being that you're some kind of normalfag that "wants to take nerdy guys virginities" "omg nerdy guys love my hatz", what the fuck is wrong with you that makes you think you're attracted to nerds, yet have absolutely no idea what we like to do in our spare time? Ever see /v/? Yeah, that's nerds. We get angry and troll the piss out of eachother. It's all about being angry and having fun at the same time. It works. That's what nerds do. Yet here you are, talking about fashions and virginity taking, like all those other goddamn normalfags every single fucking day. How do you even consider, and so many women on this board, "nerds" attractive, when really, you have no idea what a nerd is? Are you just not aware what a nerd is? Are you lying so you can get some slave-guy to boss around? WHAT WOMAN WHAT IS WITH YOU NORMALFAGS THAT WANT TO HANG OUT WITH NERDS. WE HATE YOU STOP RUINING OUR FUCKING SITE.
Anonymous
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>>2287174 this guy is legit, OP is a lesbian whore
Anonymous
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>>2287242 this man speaks the truth, fuckin whores and fuckin whiteknights trying to make this a new myspace
Anonymous
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fat and ugly! hahahahaha
Anonymous
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This is my town, Happyville, Colorado. I do hope you'll join us some time.
Anonymous
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i have a slight urge to make this my desktop background
Anonymous
>>2287309 OP and mayor here. Where do you live?
Anonymous
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>>2287324 I live in Aurora.
fuckblock
★ !.64NeWFaGs
Enjoy your biological Bomb OP!
Anonymous
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>>2287347 That's got to be the hardest I've laughed in a long time. Well played
Anonymous
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I'm a Caucasian gentleman and I find some Asian women to be quite attractive. But that doesn't mean I have an Asian fetish or I'm some loser looking for an "easy catch" (brotip: Asian women aren't any easier than other women, gb2 your go-go bar faggot). I find women of all ethnicities to be hot. But because there is this partly animu-fueled obsession with Asia, I am lumped with the faggots. Great. But you know what, that doesn't bother me. I don't care what some idiot with a fat bitch of a girlfriend says about me. What really sticks in my craw is that now some Asian women are starting to think any Caucasian man who hits on them is just some loser looking for a kawaii waifu. On the contrary, I'm just some loser looking for a nice girl, regardless of her ethnicity and background.
Anonymous
>>2286788 >>2286711 People like you need to understand that there is a definite line between love and lust. People lust after all sorts of weird things and that's totally normal. When a person falls in love, it isn't because of mere sexual arousal, and sometimes it has very little to do with a person's appearance at all. In other words, fetishizing a physical attribute isn't wrong or wicked because fetishists (and we're all fetishists to some degree since we can all think of particular physical traits that make us horny) don't objectify the person, just that aspect of them. In other words if I'm crazy for redheads, and who isn't from time to time, I might be turned on by a red-headed woman I meet because of her red hair, but that doesn't mean she is just a sexual object. She's a person with a sexually exciting feature.
Anonymous
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>>2286788 most people want to fuck other people for arbitrary reasons. get used to it. unless sex is your entire existence that isn't demeaning.
Anonymous
>>2286898 There is also a line between "that's a physical attribute I happen to like" and "that's my fetish."
Liking redheads: whatevs
Lusting after redheads exclusively and chasing after them specifically and entirely for their hair color: fucked up
Anonymous
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>>2286945 Not at all, because sexual urges and feelings about a person are two different things. Just because I exclusively fuck redheads (for example) doesn't mean that I can only think of them as sex objects. It's just that when I want sex I want sex with a redhead. Sex is not inherently attached to social feelings; western culture just makes it seem that way. Or do you think every college guy who went through a one-night stand phase is a heartless monster?
Anonymous
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I feel for you OP. Ive got a cutie in one of my classes and whenever i think of hitting on her a bit, this yellow fever doubt pops into my head.
Anonymous
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I've been fiending for a hit for a couple weeks but my main connection has gone dry. Do any of you robots know an area in Rochester, NY I could lurk around in with a good chance of getting some scag and a minimal chance of getting robbed?
Anonymous
>>2286989 Congratulations, you found the beginning of a sentence. I realized that writing an entire sentence defending my social skillz would be pointless, so I quickly added whatever the opposite of an addendum is to it.
I still want to know where to get my fucking fix. God damn it.
Anonymous
>>2287050 Wow, cranky. Did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the
heroin addiction ?
Anonymous
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>>2287094 [spoilers] you suck [/spoilers]
Anonymous
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I don't think the CamPo will like this idea too much.
Anonymous
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You can always break into old peoples houses and score pain meds. That or man up and drive to the city if you want it bad enough.
Anonymous
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ITT Music you cry yourself to sleep with
Komm Susser Tod
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=JmZBOY6Mczk
Anonymous
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wow everyone's taste in music sucks
Anonymous
Break up B'AWWW - Billy Joel - And so it goes
Anonymous
Anonymous
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I usually dont cry myself to sleep beacuse I am not a faggot. (But if I was a faggot and did cry myself to sleep Id listen to this faggot: Antony and the johnsons - Hope there`s someone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wss7YUAOCSU )
Anonymous
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Irrelevant. It's still good either.
AnonymUS
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ITT: What is the single most prevalent and strife-causing issue in society today? Pic semi-related: it could happen to you, it could happen to me.
Anonymous
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People who suddenly stop after entering or exiting a door, or getting on or off an escalator, impeding the people behind them. Those are the ones who caused all wars.
AnonymUS
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Anyone else? For posterity?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Self interest. Tada I win!
Anonymous
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Alo /arcanine/, I committed a wonderful act of kindness today, and I felt wonderful about it. While walking out of a movie, I noticed a wallet sitting on the stairs. It was pretty nice. Anyways, I found the owner and gave it back to her. She was really hot, but she was there with her boyfriend. Oh well, it made me feel good on the inside. Tell me about your acts of kindness, robots.
Mother Fucking Mountain Dew Expert
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Other than not starting shit with people and common courtisy I don't think I've done a random act of kindness is a long time. Sucks that she was taken, o kind hearted anon
Anonymous
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w w w . A n o n T a l k . c o m 7d8e7c4597143111982d6e2007dc8371
Anonymous
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once i stole from an old lady after helping her to cross the street, she gave me her purse so it was easy, shit was SO cash
Anonymous
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I held a door open for a woman with a stroller yesterday. I wasn't going in or out of the building she was trying to enter. I just stopped, held the door, and went on my way. A smile and a nod were the sum total of our interaction.
Anonymous
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once I was waiting for the metro and some old hobo starts to loot the trash bin right next to me. I gave him 5 bucks and told him to buy something to eat for gods sake
Anonymous
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Alright no bullshit right now, this is not a drill: How do I get laid?
Anonymous
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>>2284528 This man speaks the truth
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Anonymous
>>2284566 Can't don't have enough money I'm saving it for my telecaster. Gonna have to seduce a bitch, how does I do that.
Anonymous
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>>2284591 First you'll be needing basic social skills. The fact you're asking anon leads me to think that you should probably give up hope now. Enjoy your virginity.
Anonymous
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You have to learn what the instinctual reactions of women are; what they look for in a mate.
Read chapter 2 of this book:
http://www.ditext.com/ardrey/imperative/imperative.html Anonymous
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Become great. Talk to women. You're in.
Anonymous
Black Friday shoppers trampled a Wal Mart employee to death in Nassau, NY. Friday shoppers. BLACK Friday shoppers. Niggers acting like animals again...
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THANKS FOR THE EXCITING NEW NEWS FAGGOT
Anonymous
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Alright, you got me. I lol'd
Anonymous
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omg, what do we do now /b/ ?!?!!
Anonymous
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>>2284733 LOL I looked over this thread so many times until like the 5th time when the 2nd line caught my eye. I lol'ed so hard.
Anonymous
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Hey /r9k/, I'm going on a trip to Italy in june as a graduation present with my grandmother. I was wondering, does the legal drinking age of 16/18 apply to travelers too, one of the big features of the trip is wine. pic semirelated- it's my bestfriend
Anonymous
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>>2287001 Oh FFS: You're going to look like an American tourist. Probably fairly blatantly. Style of dress, etc.
Rough neighborhoods in Italy can be pretty damn rough. Although it's a LOT better in the north.
Anonymous
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GOOGLE mother fucker, have you heard of it?
Anonymous !xMsExrfntU!!5bQ
this tripcode will come out as !REDREDLOGo or I am banned forever. Anonymous !xMsExrfntU!!5bQ Sun 30 Nov 2008 08:16:30 No. 2287129 Report >legal drinking age of 16/18 wtf does OP mean by 16/18? which one is it?
Anonymous
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>>2287129 16 for beer/wine
18 for liquor
Anonymous
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For the record, Italy is most definitely known as a wine country. It's the leading wine nation in the world second to France. By any standard (volume, reputation, etc)