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Anonymous !!be9INILBgwS Wed 11 Apr 2012 20:40:32 No.2074363 View View Reply Original Report

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Can we get a fembot feels thread going?

>That feel when you're masturbating with a toy and it slips a little

I'm pretty sure I just lost my urethra penetration virginity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 05:41:42 No.2079606 Report

Quoted By: >>2079629

>>2079555
>lols at your Shyness
sorry

also, I have tons more random rope feels if anyone wants to hear 'em.
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 05:44:40 No.2079629 Report

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>>2079606

shy subs are hot

hotblox

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 05:46:05 No.2079642 Report

Quoted By: >>2079655

>>2079588
>>2079588
What do you major in?
Why do you help out robogirls?
Do you have a gf?
What are your interests?
What are you passionate about?
Aspirations?
Flaws?
Are you happy?
What do you believe in?
What confuses you more than anything?
Who are you?
^^I don't mean name, age, race, blah blah, shallow shit, btw

!ADV/os7J3g

!ADV/os7J3g Thu 12 Apr 2012 05:47:21 No.2079655 Report

Quoted By: >>2079704 >>2079773

>>2079642
I don't really want to answer all this, I'd like to keep the focus on other people. I've said I'll only use this sparingly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 05:52:04 No.2079692 Report

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>tfw get really wet, as in my inner thighs and ass get wet
>don't need lube for anal, just use my wetness
>tfw half the size of my boyfriend
>his hugs engulf me
Feels good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 05:53:07 No.2079701 Report

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>>2077810
Oh god I thought I was the only one DAT HAPPY TRAIL GHGNGH

I think it's just that the guy I'm a bit in love with does it all the time, and he's not even that physically attractive except for dat oh so visible pubic hair.

Sometimes I wonder if he does it just because it drives me insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 05:53:18 No.2079704 Report

Quoted By: >>2079717

>>2079655
You're still here? I've gotten back from my run AND I've had time to take a shower. I thought I told you to get some sleep.

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!ADV/os7J3g Thu 12 Apr 2012 05:55:43 No.2079717 Report

Quoted By: >>2079776

>>2079704
I really should but I'm afraid I'm still lurking. and here I was thinking I'd almost gotten rid of my terrible sleeping cycle

shit sucks

After this thread I am officially growing a mammoth happy trail, dem responses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 06:04:07 No.2079773 Report

Quoted By: >>2079786

>>2079655
>>2079655
Will you at least elaborate on why you're focused on others while remaining, yourself, somewhat reserved?

just curious
you're interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 06:04:22 No.2079776 Report

Quoted By: >>2079786

>>2079717
I support your quest to grow a happy trail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 06:05:15 No.2079780 Report

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>>2079510
Absolutely terrifying.

What do you when men are interested in you? I've never even considered pursuing them, because I'm miles away from being comfortable with ANYTHING sexual, and I figure that would eventually ruin the relationship. Am I wrong?

>tfw constantly rejecting potential boyfriends

!ADV/os7J3g

!ADV/os7J3g Thu 12 Apr 2012 06:06:09 No.2079786 Report

Quoted By: >>2079792

>>2079773
I don't like talking about myself because chances are I'll over-glorify everything when really I'm just a standard twat.

>>2079776
I support your quest to support my quest, o merry questsupporter

!ADV/os7J3g

!ADV/os7J3g Thu 12 Apr 2012 06:06:55 No.2079792 Report

Quoted By: >>2080042

>>2079786
I don't want to use this in any other way except helping other people either

26th !!pVbyp9iAZhG

26th !!pVbyp9iAZhG Thu 12 Apr 2012 06:07:55 No.2079798 Report

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This thread should help you robots depedestalize women.

All this talk about period blood, etc. Fuck that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 06:09:02 No.2079811 Report

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>that feel when pregnancy scare and you end up clear.

Oh sweet holy jesus thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 06:17:13 No.2079883 Report

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Luckily I don't get any of this weird mucus or anything all of you femanons are talking about, but sadly I do have a medical condition called Menorrhagia, and I have to take birth control for the rest of my life or else I might die of blood loss because I'm really skinny and my doctor says I don't have a lot of blood to begin with '^u^ (My Menorrhagia is really bad) If I forget my birth control for just one day, my period uses 2 boxes of tampons a day for my whole period which is usually 9 days. I'de still rather have this horrible condition than a lot of the stuff you all are talking about, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 06:37:04 No.2080042 Report

Quoted By: >>2080317

>>2079792
Care to exchange emails, by any chance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 07:07:30 No.2080317 Report

Quoted By: >>2080342

>>2080042
Ask me another time if you're still here, I'm going to bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 07:10:33 No.2080342 Report

Quoted By: >>2080407

>>2080317
But you don't tripfag, usually, do you?

Just send a hello to my throwaway, yeah?
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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 07:15:45 No.2080392 Report

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>>2078983
Are you a man? just curious

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!ADV/os7J3g Thu 12 Apr 2012 07:17:02 No.2080407 Report

Quoted By: >>2080457

>>2080342
alright, ill keep it noted for tomorrow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 07:21:35 No.2080457 Report

Quoted By:

>>2080407
Okay. Good night!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 07:43:09 No.2080718 Report

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>regular feel threads with guys
>talk about our life problems and depressing shit

>feel thread for girls
>nothing but disgusting abnormal period blood anecdotes

Usually guys talk about weird shit and women talk about emotions. Wtf is going on here?! It's like a crazy mixed up world where up is down, blue is left and banana is lightbulb.

Fuck this I'm getting a 4chan gold account so I don;t have to deal with you people.

captcha related: 94 rlysic

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 07:59:01 No.2080884 Report

Quoted By: >>2084537

>>2079173
>>2079277
i dont see why talking science should ever be spaghetti inducing. even if you dont know much about the subject if you keep an open mind you can learn in the conversation and your pockets will remain well full of their spaghetti.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 08:31:28 No.2081213 Report

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Ladies of /r9k/, help me.

My g is scared of sex to the max, how can I get her to relax and want sex?

The furthest we've gone is making out. I haven't even seen her nipples for gods sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 09:37:35 No.2081790 Report

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>>2076427
>close my legs suddenly and meow like a cat because I didn't know what else to do
Yeah, when I don't know what to say I just mew too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 14:44:04 No.2083734 Report

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>Tell first serious boyfriend about S&M fetish
>Tfw he tries to act dominant
>Tfw it's fucking hilarious
>Tfw you're a switch and you love dominating as well
>Tfw you feel dominated from consensual sex in the missionary position

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 14:56:43 No.2083805 Report

Quoted By: >>2084045

>That feel when you love your boyfriend so much
>But when any guy better than a 5/10 stretches...
god DAMNIT

Goot!

Goot! Thu 12 Apr 2012 15:35:26 No.2084035 Report

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>tfw you always look young and gormy in pictures
>tfw males think you have all the boys at your feet when the boys want 10/10s and you're barely a 7
>tfw period chunks
>tfw you only find strangely attractive people attractive

feminazi mangina !!YCePg6TwzZ5

feminazi mangina !!YCePg6TwzZ5 Thu 12 Apr 2012 15:37:36 No.2084045 Report

Quoted By: >>2084205

>>2083805
>But when any guy better than a 5/10 stretches...
What does that even mean

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 15:50:46 No.2084116 Report

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this entire thread is whack.

but i'm ever so glad i've read through some of this, because now i sort of understand some of the weird shit my girl does.

even if i feel slightly nauseous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 15:55:33 No.2084136 Report

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>tfw grow up as a tomboy
>90% of girls don't get me
>men think I'm amazing
>get hair cut
>instant lesbian magnet
>discover lesbians are bros

Where the chill-ass straight girls at?

>that feel when you fart sat down in a weird position and the fart slips into your vagina
>that feel when you queef poogas
>that feel when that happens on your period and bloody bubbles of shit particles foam out and the combined smell makes your nausea worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 16:08:09 No.2084205 Report

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>>2084045
When any guy 5/10or higher stretches, I lady boner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 16:08:53 No.2084209 Report

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This thread makes me super happy.

Also mooncups ftw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 16:10:35 No.2084222 Report

Quoted By: >>2084429

>>2077898
>age 16
>happy trail
>awesome!

>age 20
>have to trim my stomach hair every couple of days to keep a discernible trail among the rest of the hair

i fucking hate being hairy. people keep saying "oh, but some women love hairy guys", but i feel pretty fucking disgusting. all of the women who've seen me with a shirt off have never commented.

on the up side though, i've been able to grow great facial hair since around the last year of highschool.

also, i assume women know about some holy grail of hair removal, so how would i go about getting rid of it off my shoulders?

Anonymous !0jHzzS0ayY

Anonymous !0jHzzS0ayY Thu 12 Apr 2012 16:20:01 No.2084281 Report

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>tfw orgasming from a rape

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 16:20:40 No.2084283 Report

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>>2075102
Why the fuck do you have these pictures saved you disgusting specimen of a human.
>woman are around for male pleasure, there basically slaves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 16:21:12 No.2084289 Report

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Before this thread I looked like the manliest man you have ever seen.

After reading this thread I look like this ( see pic)

Thank you very much fembots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 16:23:38 No.2084299 Report

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>that feel when talking to guys is awkward for you because you're introverted and used to attend an all-girls school
>that feel when talking to girls is easier, but meeting girls with common interests is hard as fuck
>that feel when you worry about whether the whole "people can't have platonic friendships with the opposite sex" thing is true
>that feel when you save yourself stress by being a loner

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 16:40:03 No.2084383 Report

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>that feel when you read this thread on/r9k/ and realise you are not the only one who pretends to be lovely and clean, then goes into the bathroom one week a month, closes the door and deals with some kind of disgusting, smelly, bowel altering, staining, slimy massacre in my pants.

>that feel when you have the first really normal shit, bath/shower and fuck in a clean bed when you period has finally stopped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 16:46:14 No.2084429 Report

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>>2084222
Wax, it's the only way.

Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl

Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl Thu 12 Apr 2012 16:56:25 No.2084495 Report

Quoted By: >>2084520

>be charming, charismatic, and intelligent
>deep voice
>long conversations filled with laughs and discussion
>treat women nicely, act as their Dr. Phil
>They never return my feelings because I'm a recovering fatty with a lot of mental and emotional scarring

Ladies, you hurt me so.

Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl

Cham, The Plebfinder General !!CfkIdUaDdQl Thu 12 Apr 2012 17:01:03 No.2084520 Report

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>>2084495
>and to top it off, 6'3-4, extremely cuddly hugs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 17:04:07 No.2084537 Report

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>>2080884

It's not that you might not know much about the subject. it's the excitement from someone understanding what might be something quite obscure and then the spahetti when you think you'll embarrass yourself in front of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 17:19:35 No.2084636 Report

Quoted By: >>2084690

>that feel when your tall, chubby, bear-ish boyfriend lifts you up and squeezes you as tight as he can, leaving you breathless.

My first boyfriend... my first love... I'll never find another man like him ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 17:29:34 No.2084690 Report

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>>2084636
That feel is awesome. You are jelly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 19:57:33 No.2085553 Report

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well i think after all the obscure disgusting stories ITT, ive actually learned something useful:
girls love happy trails and adonis belts. from now on, im just gonna purposely stretch out in front of girls i think are cute for just that reason.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Apr 2012 23:00:12 No.2087006 Report

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>tfw you find out the guy you're mutually in like with is into femdom

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 00:11:52 No.2087688 Report

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>tfw masturbating with vibrating xbox controller
>tfw go to new place, all guys are genuinely kind and engaging, feel weird about accepting invitations to meet up for lunch/dinner out of not wanting to give off the wrong idea/impression ;_____;
>tfw thigh-high socks
>tfw vagina is bleeding and all i want is to steal all of the chocolate in the world
>tfw random crying spells from PMS, randomly burst into tears while washing dishes in sink
>tfw bumping thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 13 Apr 2012 00:16:07 No.2087734 Report

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>tfw playing guitar for 5 years
>tfw actually pretty good
>tfw 4/10 so it doesn't matter because girls don't imagine attractive traits on you
>tfw fucking reverse halo effect
>mfw I'm Sufjan Stevens, an attractive and devoutly religious man (unrelated)

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