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Inappropriate Laughter

Anonymous Sat 11 Aug 2012 00:43:32 No.3377593 View View Reply Original Report

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>at summer camp, boy scout dinner
>guy gives a speech about his best friend who just died
>LET US PRAY
>silently think about how funny it would be if someone farted during prayer silence
>start laughing, everyone stares
>some other scouts laugh

Inappropriate laughter thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:06:59 No.3391113 Report

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>>3383072
I laughed at weird noises

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:23:46 No.3391287 Report

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>be at family gathering in a garden
>small baby is running around naked cos its a baby
>I look over and see it pointing around the corner and looking sombre
>go over to investigate
>giant steaming shit on the floor
>cant control my laughter
>the father comes over and sees me laughing
>shitting myself as everyone around me looks concerned and tries to help clean up
>feel very immature but still can't control my laugher
>feel the judgement of my extended family as they look at me laughing whilst they wipe up shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:46:55 No.3391490 Report

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>read this thread
>laugh uncontrollably
>wake up my brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 05:52:15 No.3391540 Report

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>taking shit in pub toilets
>a guy has locked himself on cubicle next to me cos he was upset
>motherfucking plop during silence
>holy shit I'm going to shit myself
>release a small giggle
>shit myself
>another plop
>hear the other guy giggle
>lose my shit and laugh for fucking ages
>I lauhed writing this post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:00:30 No.3391627 Report

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>be at grandmother's death bed
>she has stage 4 cancer, not gonna make it
>gets her last blessing shit thing whatever done by a black priest
>in purple pajama bottoms
>with a heavy Kenyan accent
>laughed so hard that my grandmother started crying

good times

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:02:03 No.3391646 Report

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>later in the year my senior year in HS
>the main music guy for the school district is retiring
>our band is the state champion band so we have to play for his retirement party
>I am in the percussion section with 3 other seniors and some other guys
>get set up on stage
>can't sit down because percussionists aren't allowed to or some shit
>have to wait for some other guy to perform before we play
>"and now we have X and he's going to perform his state-winning PANTOMIME!"
>what
>some ridiculous nerdy ginger runs up on stage in front of us
>does this incredibly gay pantomime to shitty rock music
>I and half the percussionists crouch down behind the instruments to hide from the audience
>we're all laughing hysterically
>we're trying not to because we're facing the audience but we can't stop
>one of the seniors has covered his face and is leaning on the gong trying and failing to not laugh hysterically
>band stares at the pantomime kid in disbelief
>our director is behind the stage shell out of view of the audience but we can see him
>is covering his face and obviously trying not to laugh
>embarrassing as fuck because 500+ people were watching
>still giggle thinking about it today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:06:59 No.3391706 Report

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>>3387390
How could you possibly laugh at that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:09:39 No.3391736 Report

Quoted By: >>3395989

>be 17 in health class
>we're all giving speeches or some shit
>super weird bro's turn, he always talks about how he had cancer as a kid. his presentation is about cancer, and he's being super serious, "THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER. PEOPLE ACTUALLY DIIIIIIIE!" type of stuff
>about to lose it, face turning red
>look up, see half the class also about to lose their shit
>stifled giggle comes out
>weird bro looks around, angry, "IF NO ONE IS GOING TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE MY PRESENTATION."
>actually lose it, laughing harder than ever
>other half of class starts laughing
>weird bro storms out
>everyone continues laughing for a good 10 minutes

Oh god I loved that class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:13:51 No.3391780 Report

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>whole high school is in gym for presentation
>drunk driving thing
>showing video of crashes and bodies from crash victims
>everyone silent
>close friend next to me
>leans over when the screen has a few bodies on it
>"It's like I'm playing Left 4 Dead"
>I quietly chuckle
>there is this really deep drone in background of video
>it is slowly rising in pitch and getting louder
>friend leans over again and goes "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER"
>can barely contain laughter, people around me giving dirty looks

Fuck you Jason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:28:06 No.3391915 Report

Quoted By: >>3395993

>>3377909
What be this double decking you speak of?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:28:11 No.3391916 Report

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>Be year 9 (Britfag)
>Watching some cartoon Romeo and Juliet crap
>Some butcher guy cuts a chickens head off
>Teacher pauses the video right as it happens to analyse Romeo and Juliet
>Pauses with a chicken missing a head, with blood gushing out of the neck.
>Im a quiet kid, I'm considered as shy to the class
>Fucking lose my shit for a good 20 seconds
>Everyone stares at me like I just ate a baby in the middle of the class
>Detention

worthit.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 06:59:32 No.3392205 Report

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>>3387390
>>3387390
anon this exact thing happened in my class

only nobody else laughed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:10:55 No.3392333 Report

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bumping for profit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:15:32 No.3392368 Report

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>be 10
>in audience at school play
>the 3rd graders are performing miracle on 34th street
>little girls in a chorus line
>they're all kicking in time
>the fat one slips, flies 3 feet in the air, and hits the ground like a sack of hammers
>dead silence
>save for the sound of raucous laughter emanating from my gaping maw
>everyone is now staring at me
>laugh harder
>I can't stop
>I get detention for a week, and have to write her an apology letter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:21:14 No.3392410 Report

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>>3391706
>>3391706
George I wanna tend the-

BOOM

Lenny can't count to potato no more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:24:25 No.3392432 Report

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>>3387493
I'm on your side, but why even go to the cunts funeral thougth?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 07:29:41 No.3392480 Report

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>>3377909
how could they blame you for laughing at that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:24:34 No.3394941 Report

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>Year 9 German Class
>A senior student who went to Germany is giving our class a run-down
>He talking about how his group went to big holocaust memorial place
>Everything's really somber as he's talking about the concentration camps
>All of a sudden he mentions what the Nazi's used to do to prisoners
>Told us they would take the Jew's hats and throw them out of the sanctioned area
>The Jew's were shot if they didn't have their hat and they would be shot for going out of the area to get said hat
>Everyone's dead silent
>I burst out laughing as I imagine a Bugs Bunny style cartoon of the matter
>Death glares from everybody in class
>"Anon, this isn't funny"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:31:29 No.3394990 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:43:20 No.3395053 Report

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>elementary school
>class is performing various plays
>one group is up
>i'm watching in the audience with the rest of the class
>girl i like is sitting in front of me
>she likes one of the guys in the play, but i had been trying to win her over
>the guy that she likes starts delivering his lines
>he's super nervous and he starts stuttering really badly
>his voice trails off into higher octaves as he repeats the same syllable over and over, sounding like someone with down's
>i'm trying not to laugh, but i'm losing control. i have my fist in my mouth, biting down on my knuckles, tears running down my cheeks, but i'm not making any noise and the seating area is dark so no one knows
>suddenly, i actually feel my vocal chords spasm and i uncontrollably utter a giggle without even moving my mouth
>girl i like turns around in her seat and gives me the stinkeye for like 4 seconds straight
>i don't even care at this point, it was worth it to hear how retarded he sounded
>she got fat later on during puberty anyway, so i dodged a bullet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:44:33 No.3395059 Report

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>A girl with no jaw (I shit you not) walks to the bus stop
>Feel horrible inside
>Feel a smile coming to my face
>I can't control
>I try to hold it
>Can't
>Fuck
>Feel really bad
>No idea why I laughed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 12:50:44 No.3395099 Report

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>be on class trip to london
>go to Imperial War Museum (i think)
>section about holocaust
>see videos of dead jews being pushed into big ass holes
>some girl next to me say Oh My God in this really shocked voice
>can't contain laughter and almost piss myself
>gtfo of there

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:39:15 No.3395377 Report

Quoted By: >>3396040 >>3396793

>be in safe driving class
>watching tac (road safety) ads
>watching this ad http://youtu.be/CWwbAgmE3N4
>about 5 kids in class start laughing
>teacher's face when

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 13:42:00 No.3395391 Report

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>>3383807 fuck now i will think that

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 14:18:50 No.3395533 Report

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>Watching the News at cousin's house
>9/11 footage being showed, planes crashing into towers
>I see people leaping from the towers and falling
>Assume there must be a huge Bouncy Castle at the bottom
>The thought of adults using a BOuncy Castle triggers hysterical laughter
>Everybody's Face When

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 14:27:53 No.3395583 Report

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>visit police station on school trip (UK police state whatever)
>very serious female police officer shows us a video about safety in public places or some bs
>'remember not to pull pranks on people because someone might get hurt'
>video of kids on the underground pressing button to stop the escalator moving while a woman is on it, carrying heavy bags
>woman lets out a comical scream and tumbles down the stairs
>being a 10yo with no self control I start laughing
>police woman stares at me enough to kill
>lecture about how pranks aren't funny, rest of the class look at me like i'm some kind of freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:32:08 No.3395989 Report

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>>3391736
I never gave a shit about "GIVE US YOUR MONEYS FOR CANCER" campaigns.
Once I gave two bucks because the girl holding the box was cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:32:45 No.3395993 Report

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>>3391915
When you shit in the toilet tank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:39:17 No.3396040 Report

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>>3395377
SCOOOOOOTTTYYYY!!!1!
Lost so fucking hard. How could you not laugh at that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:42:11 No.3396055 Report

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>at work one time
>get a text from friend that leaves me cracking up
>people ask what's up and I just say it's something a friend said
>it's so funny I can't help but keep laughing for the next hour
>try my fucking hardest not to laugh
>go to bathroom to laugh it out
>still chortle every now and then
>get weird looks

Shit was nerve wracking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 15:59:40 No.3396141 Report

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>Girl comes to school to talk about how she was raped by her best friend
>I was the only one who laughed my ass off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:14:12 No.3396203 Report

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>>3382799
I can not stop laughing. Wow sir, 10/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:22:17 No.3396235 Report

Quoted By: >>3396266

>In religion class, discussing abortion and when it's okay
>Teacher is talking about birth control, condoms, safe sex etc.
>friend and I sitting at the back of class, not really paying attention
>Teacher says something along the lines of, 'When a couple doesn't use birth control/condoms, they might end up in a sticky situation.'
>friend and I trying to contain that sweet punny laughter
>He pokerfaces through
>My defenses fall, I let out the stupidest laugh in the world
>nobody AT ALL thought it was remotely funny
>COME ON

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:27:05 No.3396266 Report

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>>3396235
I think you meant
>CUM ON

Horse Tomato

Horse Tomato Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:32:28 No.3396286 Report

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>>3378328
That is actually so awful. I hate nazis, but geez, I couldn't help laughing either.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:36:12 No.3396304 Report

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Disclaimer: I was a teenager. Give me a break.

>Junior High
>Assembly is called
>Some kid had broken all the mirrors in the boys bathroom and shit on them
>Principal has a speech issue where every few words he'll suddenly say a word loudly.
>Thus, his speech about someone SHITTING on the bathroom mirrors and it being UNACCEPTABLE had me holding my sides, containing my laughter.
>Look over at friend.
>See he is barely holding his laughter in.
>He sees me, and gives me a shit-eating grin.
>Oh no.
>He says, in a Stitch from Lilo and Stitch voice:
>"I made a stinkie."
>Me and him absolutely lose our shit, we are on the floor fo the gym crying with laughter.
>Entire gym erupts into chaos.
>Don't even get in trouble for it, just a stern talking to from the principal.
>Also, almost burst into laughter when being talked to by him.

I miss you, Mr. Riffel.

Horse Tomato

Horse Tomato Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:36:56 No.3396307 Report

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Oh my lordy.
>be in high school
> remembrance day (ausfag here)
>Sitting with friend
>it's the final post (/watch?v=e4NtSqZcT_4)
>This odd twat is up on stage, blatting it
>he looks hilarious
>Me and friend are actually clawing our own faces to not laugh
>friend lets one slip
>suddenly, at least 800 kids are glaring at us
>I'm still stifling laughter trying not to die
>get in trouble after
>try to explain that I was trying to be respectful but the song was too funny
>get in worse trouble
>:c

Horse Tomato

Horse Tomato Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:43:08 No.3396336 Report

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>>3381791
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:47:48 No.3396365 Report

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>Be me
>Be 13
>Be 1 year anniversary of 9/11
>1 minute silence
>Everyone very solemn with heads bowed and eyes closed
>My friend I'm sat next to in class tries to make me laugh by flipping off the teacher and making that blowjob sign
>I LOL hard
>Bitch science teacher gets me expelled from school for a week

mfw I put a brick through the whore's windshield the next day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 16:55:27 No.3396414 Report

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>New teacher-assistant in school. 7th grade. Swedish class.
>She decides we are going to spend a few weeks doing various writing projects, the topic is "love".
>immediately realize I have nothing to write about and decide to just muck about.
>Today we are writing Poetry and I see a friend writing about STD's
>laugh and decide to write something funny as well, it's all anonymous anyway (how the fuck is she going to grade us?)
>Write about a man a long time ago talking to the love of his life and their dreams of moving to America to live in solitude.
>A friend takes it, reads it, hands it in for me.
>There are two piles on her desk. One for handed-in poems and one for handed-in poems to be read out loud by her to the class.
>I realize she is reading my poem and braces for awkward. Knees weak, arms are heavy, preparing my spaghetti.
>"And we won't have to lift a finger, for we shalt have a nigger in... our.. fields." She reads the rest of it in silence. "I'm not continuing this"
>Awkward silence followed by some gasps and some incredibly loud laughter.
felt good man.

>few classes later, different subject, same day.
>my classes "head teacher" walks in and goes towards me. "Why?"
>"Why what?", "You know what you did." I didn't. I had completely forgotten about it.
>"Swedish class.", "what?", "your poem". Bursted out in laughter as everyone stares at me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 17:17:31 No.3396526 Report

Quoted By: >>3396577

>live in germany
>have to go on field trip to a concentration camp
>visit buchenwald
>2 students students have to do a photodocumentary on it
>they show it as a slide show a few weeks later to everyone
>they use fucking "party rock anthem" as the music while we see pictures of a concentration camp
>fucking ovens and massgraves while they sing "everybody's gonna have a good time"
>me and my friends break out it laughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 17:26:15 No.3396577 Report

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>>3396526
I laughed at that, it's such a stupid song on their part to choose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 17:53:45 No.3396716 Report

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>Be in Sixth Form
>Higher Education Conference thing comes to our school
>Was all going smoothly until one speaker came to talk to us
>Boring as fuck Oxford Uni guy, not relevant to interests
>One of my friends decides to draw a cartoonishly grotesque caricature of him and share it with our row
>The first test, barely get past this talk without laughing
>Things can't get any worse
>Second speaker comes in
>She has one of the most pronounced lisps I've ever heard
>One of my friends begins to laugh quietly
>I can barely contain myself because he has one of those laughs that makes everything more hilarious
>Have to look completely away from any other people to stop myself from laughing
>Let out weird noises occasionally
>Risk turning around to look at friend
>See tears in eyes
>Let out a BAAAH noise
>Speaker continues obviously knowing we're laughing
>Feel guilty as fuck

Afterwards we laughed for ages

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 17:57:17 No.3396733 Report

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This one actually just happened.

>be at relatives' house
>be confined to a different floor than the rest of them because I'm the worst person to live with
>fall into the habit of masturbating a lot in the morning before everyone gets up
>accidentally get some come on my underwear, don't have any pants in bathroom
>leave bathroom naked because fuck it
>forget the cats are also on this floor
>their fucking faces when I walk out of the bathroom, obviously stained underwear in hand
>the most judgmental fucking thing I've ever seen in my life
>burst into laughter and can't stop
>"Anon? What's wrong?"
>my fucking grandmother is coming down the stairs
>hightail it into bathroom
>grandma knocks on the door
>laughing too hard to speak
>aunt and grandfather join her, they're all really worried about me
>keep remembering the looks on the cats' faces and can't contain my laughter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 18:09:40 No.3396793 Report

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>>3395377
>Country people die on country roads.

Fucking hilarious, it sounds like they're talking down on country people for never becoming high-brow, speeding city people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 12 Aug 2012 21:20:04 No.3398131 Report

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>People laughing at the holocaust
>Black dude comes into thread and offers hand of friendship to white supremacists
>Given bullshit about pure white nation

Guys

Guys

Guys

When did 4chan become infested with stromfrontfags? I mean, we've always been racist, but it was always funny racist, not batshit pitiful racist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 00:46:24 No.3400027 Report

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> 9th grade biology honors
> learning about the sex systems
> teacher is willing to field ANY and ALL questions, allows us to laugh for one day
> Kid asks, "Um...is it possible for a girl to like, die of cum poisoning? like if she swallowed too many dudes?"
> Teacher responds, "It would be very hard. She might have to go through a whole football team."
> Everyone laughs for minutes and continue shouting penis and vagina at the top of their lungs for 40 minutes
> tfw I fucking miss 9th grade ;-;

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Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 00:54:34 No.3400097 Report

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>In Chemistry test
>Kid that looks like Munchkin walks past window
>Always laugh at this fucked up kid with my mates
>Munchkin stops and starts talking to someone
>Look over at friend he has tears in his eyes
>A wild football appears
>Ploughs straight into munckins face
>Too much tears streaming down face barely able to breathe
>ANON CONTINUE THIS TEST IN THE HALLWAY
>Get afterschool detention

>mfw I was always in there anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 01:36:47 No.3400528 Report

Quoted By: >>3401430

>>3379072
Nah, I'd rather have a beer with my white supremacist nazi friends who want to kill 6 million jews than have a beer with someone who doesn't care about our descendants not having a connection with us and our race going extinct in our lands.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 13 Aug 2012 03:16:23 No.3401430 Report

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>>3400528
Really? That seems like both a pretty sad existence and lifestyle of insularity that would guarantee that you never pull together the social capital to make any kind of change in the world at all. You and yours will just fade into obscurity at this point, becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy.

But then, going out and actually seeing the world would force you to reconsider your hate, to the point that you'd probably change your mind. Being a white supremacist is like being a living catch-22. A slave, if you will.

This black man pities you. Whatever you say about me, your life will never be of as much consequence to the world as mine will.

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