Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
>finally get my masters in advertising, marketing and PR >been working for 4 years at a shit tier basically minimum wage job >beg a successful friend to recommend me for an executive job at a prestigious firm >he reluctantly agrees >anon, I've talked to the guy, he says they're not hiring at all at the moment, but if I think you've got *it* and can be an asset to the firm, he wouldn't want to lose that, so I gave him my word you're talented and have tons of potential, he's one of my most important clients, DON'T FUCK THIS UP >never miss a day, always staying late, doing more than my fair share, being all around excellent at everything >never even talked to the boss ever since he welcomed me on my first day >boss takes the most promising guys to a long weekend of hunting and fishing while staying on his yacht >I get invited as well (the youngest, most inexprienced guy in the group) >they all know each other, I don't know them, complete outside, don't know shit about yacht, but can fish like a boss >throughout the trip he takes each of us to talk privately >first guy he talks to tells us the CEO (our direct boss is the CCO) will be joining the board of trusties, meaning our boss will be promoted to be the CEO, and one of us will most likely be the new CCO >first guy didn't share more than that, saying he's been told not to (which I found to be retarded, but w\e) >first day goes by, he's talked to everyone except for me (had 4 other possible CCOs with me there), getting late, everyone's retired to their own rooms, I just assume he didn't have the time for me (though I was really thinking he just took me along since I show promise, but I don't have enough exprience for the job, eitherthat or he just wanted to fill up all the 5 extra rooms in his yacht) >"Anon, come up here", I get up to the deck from my room" (1/?)
