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>Be me
>age 9
>playing Runescape at the local saint cloud library
>family poor as shit so have too use library
>only have 1 hour too play
>library always packed because its saint cloud downtown and full of niggers n bums+college students
>really fucking have too pee
>decided too just ignore it because I want too get the most of my time
>1 negro kid too my left and some gothish assumingly highschool grill to my right
>about 16 minutes in have too pee like never before
>litterally cant hold it any longer
>piss right there and then
>so much god damn pee it puddles
>pants looks like I went wading in the river
>all happens so fast, people next too me dont notice yet
>climb out of seat and waddle too the bathroom
>pants soak and start too smell like rancid mountain dew piss
>ohgodwhyme.jpg
>be dumb 9 year old and take the handsoap and try and wash pants
>The soad bubbles with the piss on my soaking pants
> situation went from 9/10 bad to 100/10 awful
>cry in bathroom
>man up and think of plan too escape library
>in the midst of my escape I catch a glimpse of the computer i was stationed at
>the entire row of computers is literally taped off
>run out of library
>just as I make it out of the fucking huge building i hear "attention saint cloud library, we will be closing early today due to potential health hazards"
>get on my bike and get home as soon as possible
>take shower, throw away clothing in nearby dumpster, luckily my parents didnt get home til 9
Fast forward 3 days
>Normal morning, almost forgot about the pee
>eating generic toaster strudels and watching public television probably some arthur or some shit
>dad walks in too the kitchen opening the mail
>envelope containing my library card, puts it on the table
> "oh anon your forgot your library card"
>Suddenly am no longer hungry for strudel
>dad gets a puzzled face reading the letter sent along very intently
>"anon, do you mind telling me what the FUCK I just read?"