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I have one.
> Grade 9, Sex Ed
> One of the boring classes about sexual hygiene, not one of the good ones
> Bored
> Two seats back, teacher's pet is dutifully putting his hand straight up to answer every question
> Has this smug superior grin and glance around the class with every answer (always did this)
> From rich councilor's family
> Getting sick of his shit
> Friend across aisle is too
> End up drawing a rather good likeness of him sucking the teacher's dick, label the two with names
> Friend has caught glimpses and is laughing but I keep adding more detail
> About to finish this piece de resistance when teacher's pet walks past and sees
> Wordlessly snatches it up and puts it on teacher's desk in front of him
> SHITFUCKWHYOHGOD
> Watch as teacher's face turns crimson
> ANON WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
> Literally a quote, he started swearing at me
> YOU LITTLE BASTARD, YOU GET STRAIGHT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND
> Friend is horrified for me but stays quiet (don't blame him)
> I get the fuck out of the room
> WHATTHEFUCKDOIDO
> Take a drink, relax, think this through
> Don't go to principal's office, report to detention room
> 'I was sent by the principal for lunch detention but my sheet blew away'
> Teacher scolds me, writes up a new one as I detail that I 'made fun of a fellow student'
> Sit there through lunch detention, get forms signed by parents
> Take back the next day to teacher
> He says I must have caught the principal on a good day, and that I'm lucky I didn't get more detention
> I apologise, tell him I learned my lesson etc.
> he allows me back into class
> I never hear about it again from anyone barring talk among friends
I have no idea how I pulled that shit off.