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>project adventure
>zipline looks a little loose but we do that shit anyway
>gym teacher is this stupid fat douche substitute
>i'm known as 'monkey boy' for my ability to do absurd amounts of pullups and climb that rockwall like a hooker on a wall of dicks
>do the whole zipline thing, like 10 kids get to do it because class isn't long enough for everyone to have a go
>secretly want to do it when the real teacher is here because it'll be properly maintained and likely safer (im scared of heights)
>i'm literally last in line, i'm up that day, getting progressively more terrified as each student before me goes
>chick behind me is this mediteranian(sp?) girl and is easily a 17/10 would obliterate with my dick all day every day
>offer her my spot all stuttering and shit
>she's all excited and thanks me
>go beet red just from her smile
field too long, cont next post