I fucking hate Christmas. Every year it's me, my Mom, and my sister. We always exchange gifts between us only. So we get up, go to the living room, and start exchanging presents.

I got my sister a new iPod Touch because her dumbass boyfriend stole her last one.

I got my mom a new Blu Ray player because she has wanted one for a while but isn't very technologically sound.

I got my dad a signed Tom Brady jersey and a hat since he is a gigantic Patriots fan (even though we live in California) and has always wanted one.

What did they get me?

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