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Captain Sicarius was wandering through Tallarn when he discovers an ancient relic.
When he picked it up, a vision of a Sainted Sister appears. She said "To reward your service, The Emperor will grant you three wishes."
Sicarius thought and said, "I wish that I were an Ultramarine, that all other chapters wished they were Ultramarines, and that all space marines looked to Marneus Calgar as their spiritual liege."
The Sainted Sister said, "Captain Sicarius, you already are an Ultramarine, all other chapters already wish they were Ultramarines, and Marneus Calgar already IS their Spiritual Liege."
Sicarius was puzzled for a moment and then said, "Oh, well... Then I'll just have a coke."