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>tell mother to go to the store to pick up drinks and snacks for me
>she comes back with mountain dew and doritos
>mom I specifically asked for sierra mist and fritos
>"it's the same thing? the sierras are a mountain"
>It's fucking not you bitch
>whatever, open the 12 pack
>YOU HAVE WON AN XBOX ONE
>no no nononono
>door bursts open, jackbooted MS employees hold my family at gunpoint
>a bulldozer wrecks the eastern half of the living room to make room for the XBox to be lowered in
>Kinect scans us, then wires launch across the room to ensure we do not leave the viewing area as well as to administer IV drip of dewritos cocktail