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Why was Captain Falcon sad when he got his new keyboard?Because he wanted F0.
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>>100712175 Damn it, these are cute
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uheuheuuhuhehueueueehuhuheheuehuheuheuh
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StylishMario64 !!pq/Z7Zx7IgY
Why is Sonic so blue?Because a Shadow is always following him.
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>Knock knock >who's there? >9/11 >9/11 who? you said you'd never forget
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When Klink got frozen by Milotic's Ice Beam, what did they become?Solid Metal Gears.
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I like Maple Treeway a lot,Because it's a sweet track.
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Pffft hahahahahahhaa
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When Prince Mush picked up a Star, what did he become?A Rainbow Toad.
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Wailmer took Walrein's bucket, put it on his head, and called himself...Pailord
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What does Bowser wear for good luck before he rides his motorcycle?A Koopa Cape.
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On occasion, Link raps behind the scenes and calls himself...The Hero of Rhyme.
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>>100717404 It seems too weird that that play on words hasn't been done before.
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these are horribly funny
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Scrafty obliterated an Abomasnow with a single Hi Jump Kick, but when he tried to do the same to a Cubchoo; He missed, crashed, and knocked himself out cold. What happened?He got Jynx-ed.
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>>100717951 it has. "Team Teamwork" made a mashup album called 'Ocarina of Rhyme'
http://8tracks.com/teamteamwork/the-ocarina-of-rhyme StylishMario64 !!pq/Z7Zx7IgY
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Falco snuck up behind Wolf and meteor kicked him into the abyss below. Perhaps you could say Wolf was...outfoxed.
StylishMario64 !!pq/Z7Zx7IgY
Eggman's plans are always being thwarted by Sonic. One could say that they're always...scrambled.
StylishMario64 !!pq/Z7Zx7IgY
Why was a Sonic hater sad when he couldn't order anymore soundtrack CDs?Because he could only Crush 40.
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What did Jigglypuff become after being blasted with a Home-Run Bat?A high roller.
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Uh-oh! Captain Syrup's up to her old tricks again. Looks like Wario's in another...sticky situation.
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>>100720458 That's just gold.
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When Scyther was taunted by Mr. Mime, he became a...Psycho Mantis.
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I can't wait for Megaman Legends 3!It's gonna rock.
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More jokes please.
StylishMario64 !!pq/Z7Zx7IgY
What do you see when a Trainer is walking with his Ditto?A boy and his blob.
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Why didn't Munchlax eat his popcorn?Because it was Butterfree.
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What did Kirby call himself after swallowing animal hair?Furby.
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After Goku and friends gather all 7 Dragon Balls, they summon a dragon wearing a clown costume. Puzzled, Goku asks, "Are you Shenron?" and the dragon says, "No, I am...Shenronald McDonald."
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Why did Sonic break glass windows in the city?Because he started rollin' around at the speed of sound.
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When N goes out to sea with a few of his mates, they always have a wonderful time.He's the Captain.
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Two guys started a melee and eventually gave up as they were both nearly beaten beyond composure. But when they were about to have a brawl the next day...they headbutted one another simuntaneously and got KO'd. What happened?They both tripped.
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One fine summer day at Undella Town, a Krookodile was taking a little stroll...to see the beautiful ocean and all that. A kind Trainer walks up to him and gives him an extra pirate hat he was carrying around for the Pokémon Musical. From that day forward, Krookodile now calls himself...Captain K. Runch.
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Which cereal still terrifies The (current) Guy to this day?Cherrios.
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If Luigi tries to Super Coin Jump Mario at point blank range, only for Mario to use his cape and flip him around, seconds before Mario sends him into orbit with a well-placed spin kick; that must make him the...dumber plumber.
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Bowser imprisoned Mario in the bottom of the Pit of Trials along with many of his friends.So they began an Uprising.
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Wolf started making clay jars recently, I guess that makes him a...hairy potter.
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When a mysteriously glowing object from below slammed Toon Link upside the head, the little fellow went hurtling through the sky faster than a rocket. From first glance, it looked like a...Skyward Sword.
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When Edward first set eyes upon Bella, he wanted her to be his...Twilight Princess.
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How much space tail do I pull? I guess you could say more than I could Tali.
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If Tropius Harvests berries often enough,it becomes quite ripe in battle.
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Why hasn't Daisy played a starring role in any recent Mario game?Because she was Tatanga-led up in other things. [
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Klang decided to develop a game based on his adventures before he evolved. He called it...The Adventures of Klink.
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What is Tidus' vehicle of choice?The Yunacycle.
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>Not 1 picture of Ultros in this thread. Sure is summer /v/
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It's sad how Geno hasn't had any role besides a minor cameo in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga on the slot machine. I guess you could say that Nintendo's being pretty...Square.
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When going for a little stroll in Ivalice, Montblanc likes to spend his money very carefully. I suppose that makes him a...frugal Moogle.
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I heard Yoshinori Ono's having a vacation soon. I think he's going to...Ryu de Janeiro
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This is a good thread.
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What is a troll's favorite Mario Kart track?Cry Cry Ruins.
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What's the deal with video games, anyways?
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As Hitmonchan and Hydreigon are battling on a mountain, Hitmonchan snuck up behind the confused dragon and punched him so hard into the mountain that he bore well over 100 feet into the rock with his head. I guess you could say he's a...Rubble Dragon
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Gold decided to play golf one day. He tried to go for a hole-in-one at a 4-par course but his swing was a little off and the ball went flying too far to the left. Unbeknownst to anyone, there was a Raikou in the forest who just happened to be in the ball's path...and seconds later...BOOM it's out cold. Gold just hit a...tiger in the woods.
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There's a popular new music store in Pewter City! It's called the...School of Brock.
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What does Liu Kang order when he goes to Burger King? A WHA PAH
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One quaint summer day, Bidoof decided to make a music box shaped like itself. A few days later, there was a massive storm with lots of rain and ( fortunately) no lightning. Bidoof realized that it needs to repair the music box if he ever wants it to function properly once again, but for now, it's a...Rustin' Beaver.
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half of these are great and half of these are horrendous
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There was an ambitious Totodile splashing about at the beach, having such a great time! He's thinking about what he should do when he evolves. He eventually wants to make an energy drink called...Feraligatrade.
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Apparently, the Pokémon in the Ruins of Alph communicate using letters. To this day, their method of delivery is still...Unown.
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Where's the secret hideout in space where the most powerful Pokémon hang out rather often, many of them never before seen by human eyes?Genesector Z.
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An adorable Spinda was lost and somewhat afraid...he had wandered away from his trainer and he couldn't walk straight due to nervousness. Suddenly, there was a familiar figure in the distance calling out his name, "Spindaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" shortly before he hurriedly ran toward his trainer. It's nice to know that he was finally...spotted.
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Torkoal and Dewgong were having quite the intense battle. Torkoal used Rock Tomb to slow Dewgong down a bit...but Dewgong lashed out with a vicious Surf. Torkoal inched towards the wall even though it was clear that there was no escape from the enormous wave. I guess you could say that...his fate was Seeled.
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Baltoy just got a fun new console! It's called the...Claystation 3.
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What does the Doomguy say to girls when flirting with them?>Hey, babe, E1M8?
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Why couldn't Ash get that one Pokémon?Because he didn't have the balls to do it.
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Why is Gyarados also considered a Flying-type?Because it has a Magikarpet.
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You're going in my trip-filter exceptions, this thread is pure gold.
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...I have a smile on my face, thank you Op.
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What would Super Smash Bros. become if you removed Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Donkey Kong, Diddy, Yoshi, Wario, Zelda, Shiek, Ganondorf, Samus, Ice Climbers, ROB, Kirby, Dedede, Olimar, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Captain Falcon, Pikachu, Pokémon Trainer, Lucario, Jigglypuff, Ness, Lucas, Mr. Game & Watch, Snake, Sonic, Pichu, Mewtwo, and Dr. Mario?Super Slash Bros.
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What's link's favorite gameSkate
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Why does Mario use P-Wings to fly?Because all the Arwings were already taken.
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>>100713286 >>100713423 these two motherfuckers got me, hard.
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I heard Cofagrigus came down with a cold recently. I guess you could say he's a...coughin' coffin.
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Link was about to enter Ganon's Castle but was ill-prepared for the fight. So he blew his whistle to go to a safer place. When he arrived at his destination, he was confused. Why?Because he entered World 9.
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>>100748516 You're looking for Lunatone, bro
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Well I made it to Death in Castlevania 1 today. Wasn't that a scythe for sore eyes.
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>>100753920 Oh wow, that's true lol...>_<
Thanks for the correction.
Gonna fix it in a sec. :3
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Mario Is fucking overrated.
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Lunatone was in an intense battle with Venusaur on a cloudy day. Venusaur was preparing one of his famous Solarbeams and Lunatone chuckled to itself and floated closer to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity. Unfortunately for Lunatone, the clouds shading Venusaur moved and let the sun shine through ever so brightly. At that point, Lunatone was sent flying in a brutal flash of light, and after bouncing on the ground a few times, he got slammed into a brick wall. After that battle, he was a...blue moon.
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Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo were traveling along when they came across a gate with a huge, stone door blocking their path. Ness tried to knock the door down with PSI Rockin, but it didn't work. Paula cast PSI Freeze, but still no luck. Poo used PSI Starstorm on the door, but still -- no dice. Finally, Jeff calmly approached the door and gave it three gentle knocks. As the door slowly opened before them, Jeff remarked that courtesy and manners can do some things that...Magicant.
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Neku's going to be the star of a new game next year! It's called...The World Ends With U.
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Stylishmario64, once again. There was a thread with great fucking puns yesterday, but this tripfag kept on making the stupidest puns imaginable. Good to see you haven't improved at all!
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Why does Francis have a hard time talking to women?Because he always gets too nerr-vous.
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Mario and Luigi were on their way home from the Mushroom Kingdom one night when Luigi tripped over his shoes and busted his lip. Mario stumbled towards him and said: "You're SUPER smashed, bro"
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Cirno was tired of being called a "lowly" stage 2 boss and decided she would overthrow Remilia as the final boss. She enacted a clever plan inspired by a story she had read to her once. She fashioned a hollow bull statue out of ice. She attached a note which read "for Remilia" and left it at the gates of the mansion, and hid inside. But Remilia was too smart, Cirno was forced out of hiding by Remilia's flames. It was the great Cirno bull meltdown.
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A Toad from an unknown town travels to the Mushroom Kingdom, Rogueport, Flipside, and Flopside on occasion. He's a highly skilled pie maker who likes to keep a low profile. His name is...Cruss T.
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>>100755071 Too long, not funny.
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A little Wailmer was going for a little roll when suddenly, a Meowth scratches it upside the face. The little Wailmer evolves at that instant out of pure rage and body slams Meowth. I guess you could say Meowth is now...one flat cat.
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>>100755266 Too longIt's six sentences, are you retarded?
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>>100754375 I wonder who'll be laughing when this actually happens.
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>>100755835 You missed the part where it is not funny.
It's convoluted and boring.
Try again, tripfag.
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Black has a Vanilluxe and a Liepard against a Trainer who has a Braviary and an Unfezant. Vanilluxe acts quickly and launches a vicious Blizzard before anyone could react. When the snow settled, the verdict was clear: Black won. I guess you could say he beat...2 birds with 1 cone.
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>>100755835 If you think 6 sentences isn't too long for a derpy little pun you have no concept of humor.
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>>100756519 You'd have to have a degree in shit pokemon games to find these even remotely funny.
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>>100756532 Joke book style jokes are lame anyway, you weren't supposed to think it was funny. It was a subtle parody of overly long story jokes that are just a contrived setup to a lukewarm pun. That's what we're doing, obviously none of these jokes are supposed to be unironically funny.
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Shelgon's one lucky Pokémon! In a few days, he's going to inherit a huge stash of Rare Candies! I guess he's a...Dragon Heir.
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Link was feeling exceptionally bold one day as he put on his Golden Gauntlets and ventured into an unfamiliar dungeon. He descended for what seemed like hours into the abyss until he finally found an ominous door. He opened it and walked to the center of the room when suddenly Dark Nuts jump in out of nowhere! Link smirks a little and whips out his Ball & Chain as quickly as he could while spinning with great force sending the Dark Nuts flying every which way. From that moment onward, they became...Wall Nuts.
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Bowser's airing a new mystery show! It's called...Boo's Clues.
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Why is the Angry Sun jealous of Mario?Because Mario's the bigger star.
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What do Fighting-type Pokémon use to eat rice?Machop Sticks.
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What is the name of a popular girls show created in Kanto yet shown in all regions?My Little Ponyta.
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Pikachu, Link, and Luigi are having a Brawl...Pikachu's on the ground, Link's in the air, and Luigi's being his odd little self in a remote corner of the Pokémon Stadium. Only 10 seconds remain and not a single contender has scored a KO...and they're all heavily damaged! Suddenly, Luigi picks up a random clock that materialized out of thin air and EVERYBODY slows down to a crawl. With 5 seconds to go, Link has a good position above Pikachu...and plunges down hoping to land his Downward Thrust. Pikachu tries to run but trips on the spot and has the Master Sword plunged into his body sending him flying into the sky just before the game ends: Link wins. It seems that Pikachu was knocked out by a...Slow Poke.
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My friend said that he caught a Mew at Route 1 in Pokémon Red. Personally, I thought his story was rather...Farfetch'd.
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Two travelers were having a delightful chat in Cianwood City. One traveler says a funny joke to the other, and they hear an odd laughing sound coming from a rock nearby. They made a...Shuckle chuckle.
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Some people saw a sleeping Torterra and thought it was a...Silent Hill.
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Why is Mario so fat?Because OP's a faggot
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This thread is terrible. I fucking love it.
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Two Bibarel are having a quarrel over who let the nest get destroyed. Well, whoever it was must be one big...Bidoofus.
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One hot summer day, a thirsty Combee decided to drink some honey. His thirst was finally...Vespiquenched.
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What martial art does Mantine practice?Mantykewondo.
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When a famous fighter from Glitzville traveled to Unova, he unveiled a new game. This game is called...Rawk 'em Sawk 'em Robots.
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STYLISHMARIO64 THIS IS THE OP OF THE PUNS THREAD YESTERDAY YOU SHAT ALL OVER. FUCKING STOP POSTING, RIGHT FUCKING NOW.Why is an oiled pan more educational than an un-oiled one? it's non-friction
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How do construction workers on Route 4 know the time without looking at any watch?They use Sandiles.
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>>100764812 I was just contributing some puns of my own...and people got mad for some reason >.<
But feel free to post any puns you like here. xD
I encourage everyone else to do the same. <3
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Where do Deep Sea Pokémon like to play?At Jellicentral Park.
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>>100764812 Also, you made a great thread...and inspired me to make this one.
I was quite sad to see it suddenly close...luckily I saved a copy if you want to see it sometime lol.
Let's make this one resonate together. :)
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Both Trainers are down to their last Pokémon! It's Beartic vs. Haxorus for ALL the glory! Beartic's Quick Claw activates and he instantly freezes Haxorus with Sheer Cold for an instant victory! After the battle, Haxorus' pride was...Fraxured.
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What did a normal Koopa use to become the most powerful Koopa in the entire Mushroom Kingdom?Blue paint.
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>/v/ was hating StylishMario's terribad puns last night >He tries again tonight >/v/ likes it What the fuck?
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Shadow can stop time in any multiplayer game because he has a...Chaos Controller.
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A Trainer faced the Gym Leader of Mahogany Town with a full team of Grass Pokémon. He lost in a brutally clean sweep. Needless to say,he paid the Pryce.
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When Sonic went to a club the other day to attend their "Carnival Night" event, he saw the main attraction, had many bad memories, and decided to leave. Why?Because they were pushing barrels.
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Nuzleaf just bought a fun new console! It's called the...XBox Tree60
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One fine summer day, Meowth is going for a little stroll at the beach. Shortly after beginning his trek, He finds a nice spot, with just the right amount of sunlight and shade, so he decides to rest while having a bit of chocolate. It's quite nice to see such a...Mello Kitty.
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What new move does Rhydon learn when he dips his head in lava?Horn Grill.
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What new move does Moltres learn when he dips his beak in lava?Grill Peck.
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How has this thread not 404d
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>06/29/11(Wed)19:26 No.100711225
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What new move does Kingler learn after dipping his big claw into toxic waste?Sludge Hammer.
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What new move does Gengar learn when he finds a stash of explosives?Grudge Bomb.
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What two Pokemon do you use to cut paper with?A pair of Scizors.
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What new move does Sudowoodo learn after teaming up with Marowak in a Double Battle?Stonemerang.
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A Delcatty is fighting a Steelix, and is close to winning. But when Steelix used Roar, Delcatty ran away. I guess you could say that she was...a little Skittyish.
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Did you hear about the Phantom of the Opera being performed all by Pokemon? I heard they're replacing the party scene with a Masquerain .
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What does Sunflora learn after seeing Stealth Rock?Secret Flower.
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Apparently, Sableye likes to eat gems...quite the interesting diet! I guess that makes him a...Rock Sucker.
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What new move does Hitmonlee learn after training way up high in the cold mountains?Glaze Kick.
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What new move does Hitmonchan learn after training in outer space?Meteor Smash.
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What new move does Numel learn after melting some sand?GlassWhistle.
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One quiet spring day in Termina, something catches Link's eye. He finds a suspicious pile of dirt in a remote corner of the world. He drops a bomb, runs away and ducks for cover as it explodes with great force...opening the path to a mysterious grotto. Link enters the grotto but something's different...he slides back and forth in a haphazard fashion as if he's on a roller coaster! When he tumbles out of the slide, he sees a mysterious shrine...and Knuckles. Where is he?The Hidden Palace.
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Klink just bought a fun new game for his Claystation 3!Ratchet & Klang.
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Vanilluxe and Golem are in a heated battle! Golem uses Rock Slide...but he misses! Vanilluxe uses Ice Beam! Not only is it super effective...Golem also freezes! I guess you could say he's a...Cold Stone.
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If you think about it sometime, Red and Black both have something in common even though they're frequently seen in regions distant from one another. They are both...Virtual Boys.
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I heard that Ken's getting a fun new console! It's called the...Rii U.
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Serge is going to star in a new puzzle game! It's called...Chrono Picross 3D.
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When did Luigi finally become a star?When Mario blasted him into the sky with a headbutt.
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How does Kirby deal with his Nightmares?In a star-mangled manner.
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You will never be as good as Ultros
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Liepard is playing a popular new puzzle game! It's called...Professor Meowtrec
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This thread is that scene in Children of Men where the baby starts crying, and everyone shuts up just long enough to experience something special, before going back to hating the shit out of each other.
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Golduck is listening to some tunes on that popular music player everyone's been raving about! It's called the...PsyPod.
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Baltoy just heard about this awesome up-and-coming musician from the latest PsyPod news update! His name is...Clay Zonday.
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A group of Spoink snuck into a popular night club through the back door when nobody was looking! Amid the catchy Clay Zonday tunes, they were barely noticed. Eventually, someone at the front noticed that they seemed totally unfamiliar. A menacing Machamp approached them and said, "Sorry, but in this club you gotta pay or else you gotta...bounce."
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>>100777398 Except that only the first 10 or so out of more than 100 puns this guy has done have been funny. It's more like when everyone leaves the comedy club after a hack gets on stage.
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Tonight's quite the Rare night because I look up into the sky and see nothing but...Perfect Darkness.
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I heard an AWESOME board game just came out in Hyrule! It's called...Ropes & Ladders.
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>>100778613 I'd be skeptical if you claimed you could produce 10 bad video game jokes, disregarding for a moment any hope of you hitting a funny one.
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Why is a Deku child uncomfortable with competitive gaming?Because he's a Scrub.
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A fun new horror game for the Claystation 3 and the Xbox Tree60 is making WAVES around Hyrule! It's called...ReDead Redemption.
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Good news everyone! SEGA's been listening to your concerns about Sonic VERY intently. So for our first Wii U game...we're going to focus on that classic Werehog action you've all been looking for! (With a few normal Sonic stages thrown in of course) There will be more enemy tossing, boss punching, slow romping goodness for everyone! Behold! The title of our new game is...Sonic's Bad Fur Day!
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When Peach went grocery shopping the other day, she was a little sad because she didn't see any...Mario Carts.
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One breezy spring day in Floaroma Town, A kind Gardevoir was having a little chat with Ralts. Gardevoir said, "LOOK! There's a green hedgehog playing his Xbox Tree60!" And so the little Ralts looked back...and saw nothing. Puzzled, he asked Gardevoir, "Why did you say that if you didn't see a thing?" and she replied, "Just remember, if someone ever picks on you for playing your Xbox Tree60; Just say that there's no...Shaymin gaming!"
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Castform is quite the convenient Pokémon! He always provides...Elite Forecasts.
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Ness made a new song recently! It was quite theSmash Hit.
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>>100783085 You should have said
SMAAASH!!! hit I still laughed tho.
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>sleep >wake up >thread still up >op still making puns
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Why did Link become scared during one of his secret poker games? Because he was holding a...Dead Hand.
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After Garchomp got the chills in his last battle, when asked to comment on Abomasnow's performance; he said, "It would have been nice to torch him with a Fire Blast but, unfortunately, I lost because he is...Snoverpowered."
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After Adeleine got possessed by Dark Matter in Kirby 64, she summoned fearsome creatures with a stroke of her brush. One could say that she had a...Cursed Canvas.
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>>100780008 What does that have to do with anything?
Please tell me you aren't using the "OH YEAH WELL YOU COULDN'T DO ANY BETTER" fallacy, because that means you're an idiot with no hope of redemption.
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When Sonic Panicked and ran towards some Palm Trees for shelter to hide from a horde of menacing machines, he saw an odd metal bug up ahead with a few screws hovering around it flying upside-down. Sonic was about to prepare for a battle, but suddenly ALL the machines blew up spontaneously and nothing but flowers remained. Sure Sonic's Future was Good now but he still remained somewhat confused. What happened?The Magnetic Mosquito flipped right-side up.
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What did 3DS say after being released?nogames
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Mareep wants to make his own candy someday; And he has just the perfect name:Flaffy Taffy!
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I asked Square Enix if they were releasing the sequel for The World Ends With You on the 3DS anytime soon and they said,"We can't answer that question now, but we will answer it on...Another Day."
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When Big was sleeping, he got a phone call from someone unfamiliar. "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, who iiiis this?", said Big and the voice replied,"Such details don't matter right now, we need more emblems and you're the last guy available...we're counting on you." *click* And the call ended as quickly as it started. Big looked at Froggy and said, "Well, buddy, it looks like we need to do another...fishin' mission."
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Kingler wanted to test out his strength, so he decided to pick a cute little Pikachu taking a summer stroll on the beach to be his punching bag. Kingler inched closer and closer towards Pikachu but unbeknownst to Kingler, Pikachu sensed that there were shenanigans afoot and calmly walked into some bushes as if he simply chose to go there. Eventually, Kingler approaches the bushes and wonders why he can't find his target to practice on. Suddenly, in a blinding flash of yellow, a wave of electricity paralyzes Kingler, and Pikachu walks towards him nice and slowly with a sinister grin on his face. Kingler manages to break free for just a few short moments but...Pikachu already hopped on his back. Pikachu then put his tiny paws in Kingler's mouth and sautéd him with all the electricity he could muster in less than a split second. I guess you could say that Kingler felt pretty...Krabby.
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What is Hariyama's coffee of choice?A Wake-Up Slappuccino.