>>100802100I can beat that story
>Middle School
>It's storming outside, roads to my school are closed so we have to all wait for our parents to arrive to drive us home
>We're free to go anywhere around in the school
>Go to the library to relax
>The motherfucking Queen of England sits next to me and starts flirting with me
>Eventually gives me a kiss
>Asks me to follow her
>She takes me into an unoccupied restroom
>We go into the stall
>She tells me "This is something I've always wanted to do with you"
>Takes off her striped panties and puts them in my mouth
>Phone vibrates
>Quickly check it
>Message from my friend
>"Dude, you got doubles on 4chan /v/, nice!"
>Sigh of relief.