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Anonymous !!+l9gLykYbcY Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:55:00 No.101401690 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>101402107 >>101403836 >>101405243 >>101405470 >>101406462 >>101416639

>talking bout vidya with friends
>suddenly a fat girl comes up to us
>she's incredibly gross
>the type of person where you instantly know they smell bad
>opens her chubby mouth to chime in
>her: "I LOOOOVE VIDEO GAMES. lol i'm not like other girls xD"
>everyone is silent
>me: "..what kind of games are you into?"
>her: "ummm well I REALLY love FARMVILLE!!!! and also BEJEWELED!!!! I play it on my phone all the time haha :]"
>more silence
>me: heh.. yeah that's cool.
>begin the process of ignoring her

ITT: stories of encounters with these types of people

pic related. it's what i wish the fat girl had looked like

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 02:59:00 No.101402107 Report

Quoted By: >>101402483

>>101401690
>implying an attractive girl would ever talk to you

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:03:00 No.101402483 Report

Quoted By: >>101404133

>>101402107
He was implying nothing of the sort, sir.

I got a story. In highschool, senior year, I was in a couple classes with this fat obnoxious animu loving bitch. She went to Japan and was talking about going to the district and shit like that. I honestly can't even remember any weird shit she did, but it was really common. Just basic awkward stuff, laughing for way too long at shit that should not have been laughed at in the first place, screaming shit in Japanese and getting really emotional about stuff no one cared about. I hated her.

The end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:06:00 No.101402802 Report

Quoted By: >>101404156 >>101415155

The best gamer girls are the ones that don't mention it unless it's brought up. Fuck attention whores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:15:00 No.101403836 Report

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>>>101401690

I know many chicks like this. I ignore them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:18:00 No.101404133 Report

Quoted By: >>101406028 >>101410174

>>101402483
Semi-related story

My senior year there was a skinny awkward weaboo chick. I fucked her in the ass and stopped talking to her.

I'm completely serious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:18:00 No.101404156 Report

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>>101402802
>that surprising feel when an amazingly pretty girl i know plays vidya way more than i do

>that other type of feel when same girl ends up licking her titties for me on skype

life is cool sometimes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:21:00 No.101404500 Report

Quoted By: >>101404995 >>101405131 >>101409114

>be hardcore fps gamer
>guy starts talking to me
>"yeah I like Gears of War I got all the achievements on xbox live"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:23:00 No.101404725 Report

Quoted By: >>101405166

"Video games?

..you mean like Pac-Man and Tetris?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:26:00 No.101404995 Report

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>>101404500
>hardcore FPS gamer

Underage.

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Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:26:00 No.101405029 Report

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>mfw OP thinks he's any better than these people

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:27:00 No.101405131 Report

Quoted By: >>101405446 >>101405495

>>101404500
nigga you hardcore

>teaching my gf how to vidya
>she blows me during vidya
>I am happy
>maybe I don't belong here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:27:00 No.101405166 Report

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>>101404725

I legitimately know people who have basically said that. I.. don't understand how their brain functions. Surely they've seen what games look like now..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:28:00 No.101405243 Report

Quoted By: >>101405405

>>101401690
>Implying i wouldnt be disgusted at a girl like this if she opened her mouth said she liked games and said the same things the fat one liked.

Shit taste is shit taste no matter what the outer shell of the person looks like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:30:00 No.101405405 Report

Quoted By: >>101405679

>>101405243

except you probably wouldnt shun or ignore the hot one

and if you did
nigga u gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:30:00 No.101405446 Report

Quoted By: >>101405732 >>101405889

>>101405131
>Only reply to the person implying it's a chick posting.
>Reply with a compliment and a fake story to make you seem like a normalfag who's somehow above the 'average 4chan user'.

Yep, you don't belong here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:30:00 No.101405470 Report

Quoted By: >>101407701

>>101401690
this is what oyu wanted, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:31:00 No.101405495 Report

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>>101405131
>You have a great girlfriend
>I own at UT and Quake
Imokwiththis.tiff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:32:00 No.101405679 Report

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>>101405405
Except i would because i already have a woman. So i could easily imagine the hot one nude well shunning her vocally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:33:00 No.101405732 Report

Quoted By: >>101405831

>>101405446
I'm a guy, I thought this was a vidya fail general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:33:00 No.101405800 Report

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I just imagine the OP being equally as fat and revolting as the female he describes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:34:00 No.101405831 Report

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>>101405732
Irrelevant. The person responding to you thought you were a chick. Hence his story.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:34:00 No.101405880 Report

Quoted By: >>101417498

"I'm SOOOO good at Call of Duty! Wait, was THAT the one they let me play? I can't remember..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:34:00 No.101405889 Report

Quoted By: >>101406247

>>101405446
compliment? that is what we in the business call sarcasm

and I like how you consider what I said to just be a story.
>I think you are projecting your shitty life onto mine.
>why would I try to impress people anonymously? that would be pointless and stupid

here take a box and try to remember that not everyone on /v/ is foreveralone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:36:00 No.101406028 Report

Quoted By: >>101406121

>>101404133
>didn't marry her and live out one of /a/'s fantasies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:36:00 No.101406121 Report

Quoted By: >>101406214

>>101406028
Yeah, no
/a/ doesn't like 3DPD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:37:00 No.101406181 Report

Quoted By: >>101406338

Hey isn't that the picture from the old /b/ story?
From 2006 or so, so calm down

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:37:00 No.101406214 Report

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>>101406121
They would if they could get 3DPD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:38:00 No.101406247 Report

Quoted By: >>101406946

>>101405889
>I think you are projecting your shitty life onto mine.

This is what everyone says when they're called out for lying on the internet. "You must be a foreveralone loser, which obviously means I can't be."

Now, that's called both assumption and strawman arguing. Neither of which actually make you more right or valid.

Maybe you'd just said the same story so many times that you actually believe it? Who knows. Point is, you're trying to impress people on /v/. Not the first, and certainly not the last. You're on the same level as ManlyTears.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:39:00 No.101406338 Report

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>>101406181
yep.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:40:00 No.101406462 Report

Quoted By: >>101406991

>>101401690
>Talking to friend on skype
>Friend: "Don't worry man, he's a really funny guy, you'll like him, he's just like us, he plays all the games we play and even goes on /v/!"
>Me: "Fine..."
>*Guy joins call*
>Him: "Holy fuck I love mudkips. Do you like mudkips?"
>Me: "Haha, good one... Making fun of "newfags""
>Him: "I know right! By the way. You just lost the game. HA!"
>Me: "...Are you being serious?"
>Him: "Totally!"
>Me: "Ok, what kind of games do you play?"
>Him: "Well i'm pretty hardcore, i'm trying to get into this really good Halo clan, MLG 'n' stuff you know?"
>Me: "Not really, I don't play Halo."
>Him: "Shit, seriously? Why, what do you play?"
>Me: "Dawn of War, Unreal Tournament, Serious Sam. Those kind of games."
>Him: "Heh, never heard of of DoW or SS. But didn't UT rip off Halo or something?"
>Me: "Uhhh, no. It came first."
>Him: "THATS WHAT SHE SAID. LOOOL"
>AWW HELL NAW
>Leave call

>My friend's face the entire time.
Seriously. Fuck that guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:41:00 No.101406601 Report

Quoted By: >>101407265 >>101413367

>All girls I've ever met only care for CoD:MW2 or Black Ops Exception of 5 girls, who have semi-decent tastes
>One massive, gigantic fucking fat-holy-shit-how-are-you-living chick bursts into treats the first week or university and tries to organize a competitive CoD: BW and Farmville (How???) tournament.
>She's extremely obnoxious and a jew (Winner gets $5) that people don't like.
>Cries during class the weekend after this was supposed to happen
>Only 1 guy showed up and left within 5 minutes after she tried to suck his dick

POURQOUI

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:44:00 No.101406895 Report

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:44:00 No.101406899 Report

Quoted By: >>101407188 >>101407752 >>101412108

>Local bar holds mini tournaments every month.
>Guy brings his girlfriend along.
>Casual matches for Marvel vs Capcom 3 go first, she's like "CAN I PLAY? :3".
>Her team picking consists of "OH CHUN LI I LIKE HER IN STREET FIGHTER I'LL PICK HER :3", "AWW IS THAT A DOGGIE AWW I'M GONNA PICK HIM (yes, him) :3", "OOOOO A BIG ROBOT I'M GONNA PICK HIM :3".
>Can barely play the game, keeps pressing S and not following up combos.
>Gets bodied hard, but is still like "I'M GOING TO ENTER FOR MVC3 TEEHEE > w<".
>Tournament time, she gets picked to play my friend.
>"Hmm...let's see, who to pick now..."
>In about two seconds, picks She-Hulk, Tron, Taskmaster fully colour co-ordinated.
>Beat my friend only using She-Hulk with Tron assist to help her get in.
>Her face.

I can't even be mad, it was hilarious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:44:00 No.101406908 Report

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>at college freshman orientation
>strike up conversation with some kid
>within first two sentences or so he labels himself a gamer
>know everything i need to know

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:44:00 No.101406946 Report

Quoted By: >>101409372 >>101416703

>>101406247
yes it is an assumption but it is not a strawman. A strawman is a weaker or obviously flawed version of an argument which is presented by an opponent and easy smacked around by him to make your argument look foolish.
>you have no idea what you are talking about but you just keep trolling anyways
>mfw mentioning I have a cool life has butt-devastated you this much

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:45:00 No.101406983 Report

Quoted By: >>101409433

>in car with a guy i know through a guy
>going to meet up with the rest of the gang for a concert and he's giving me a lift
>nothing to talk about
>he suddenly brings up vidya
>he likes duke nukem
>he refers to good graphics as "call of duty graphics"
>he's getting bf3 for a console
>mfw i'm hiding my power levels all over the place while greentexting in my head

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:45:00 No.101406991 Report

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>>101406462

I got angry imagining this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:45:00 No.101406996 Report

Quoted By: >>101407450

>dragged to lunch with older friend
>her friend's family is there, I don't know them
>girl, her father, and her 8 year old brother are there
>all of them are only talking about CoD and how awesome black ops is, and something about Metal of Honor too
>girl is my boyfriend's old friend from high school
>she asks me if my boyfriend still plays WoW
>say no
>she asks me if my boyfriend plays black ops
>say not really, but he played the campaign
>she asks me why he only played the campaign
>tell her we pirated it
>she asks what that is
>I tell her I downloaded it off the internet
>she says I can't do that because black ops is an xbox game
>her dad is a cop and knows what I'm talking about
>tells me to not do that anymore
>when we're leaving she complains about how flat her ass is and expects me to relate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:45:00 No.101407040 Report

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>Sitting on a bench waiting for friends to arrive
>Group of girls start chattering nearby
>Still sitting there
>Get up to leave
>One of them thinks I'm standing with the group and talks to me and asks my hobbies
>Only mention video games because I want to get out of the conversation
>She says she loves video games
>OH BOY HERE WE GO
>My favorite games is Mother 3
>My face when
We're friends now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:46:00 No.101407188 Report

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>>101406899
I love people who can pull that off honestly.
Gotta admit I used to know someone who would go to tournys acting like that at the start and just rape face once it started, people freaking out and him still playing 'Mr. Gullable' till the end walking out with the 1st place pot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:47:00 No.101407265 Report

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>>101406601
>Farmville tournament

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:49:00 No.101407450 Report

Quoted By: >>101407573

>>101406996

Why would an IRL cop give a shit about internet pirating.

What a fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:50:00 No.101407573 Report

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>>101407450

Because he's a PC GAYMUR who, even when he was poor as shit, bought all his games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:50:00 No.101407580 Report

Quoted By: >>101408043

What really happened:

>talking bout vidya with friends
>suddenly a cute nerdy girl comes up to us
>she's incredibly hot and hot girls make me nervous as fuck
>the type of person where you instantly know they can make you fall in love within seconds
>opens her adorable mouth to chime in
>her: "I LOOOOVE VIDEO GAMES. lol i'm not like other girls xD"
>everyone is silent because we've never talked with a girl before
>me, after summoning up all my courage: "..what kind of games are you into?"
>her: "ummm well I REALLY love Minecraft!!!! and also TF2!!!! I play it on my PCall the time haha :]"
>more silence
>me: heh.. yeah that's cool.
>awkward silence begin because we're too fucking beta
>she leaves and we go back discussing wether PS3 is better than 360

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:50:00 No.101407584 Report

Quoted By: >>101407742 >>101408067

>playing World of Warcraft
>vanilla, everyone is fresh and new
>be a Ret pally in vanilla
>my friends and I form a tight nip group and befriended another group the same as ours.
>we form a small guild of friends
>raiding starts to happen and we start planning
>vent was required but you dont need to speak if you dont want to just have vent so you can hear whats going on.
>do this for years, the regulars stayed and the new people we've invited throughout the years left or quit the game.
>been playing with this priest who always sticks to a warrior.
>they are always a pair, every raid they are together, hes always main healer, and he the main tank.
>one day they get vent.
>surprise... they were friends and she was a hot who never did once say she was a woman until we heard her voice. She showed us her pics, not naked of course to prove she was woman. I did a webcam session with her to see if she was legit. spaghetti out of sleeves

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:51:00 No.101407701 Report

Quoted By: >>101407802 >>101408562 >>101416343

>>101405470
I stopped reading at "bros before hoes."
That mentality is so painfully idiotic that I can't help but dismiss anything that expresses that sentiment.

Where did this notion that bros won't screw you over come from? As if another guy isn't just as inclined as anyone else to betray you and leave you out to die.

I've had lots of women take really good care of me. Hell, the only people who ever did have my back were girls when I was growing up.

It's like people have one or two sour relationships and suddenly they become embittered cowards that can't trust women anymore. Women are awesome and can be like bros, but good smelling bros that will have sex with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:51:00 No.101407742 Report

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>>101407584
>tight nip group
You gotta have one of those in doggy dog worlds like the WoW universe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:52:00 No.101407752 Report

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>>101406899
>At local Con.
>Causal SF AE
>"Hey, man, wanna play"
>Sure
>"have you played this before?"
>Nope..
>Rape his face with Dudley, "Good playing mate."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:52:00 No.101407783 Report

Quoted By: >>101407881 >>101409487 >>101409822

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:52:00 No.101407802 Report

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>>101407701
Bros before hos is something you say when you ain't got no ho to ditch your friends for.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:52:00 No.101407848 Report

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:53:00 No.101407881 Report

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>>101407783
>Dat starfield

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:53:00 No.101407905 Report

Quoted By: >>101413367

>Talking about Spyro the dragon to my mates at college
>Obese gamer gurl waddles up
>Are you talking about Spyro? I love him he's so cute! Not like games of nowadays which are all shooting games!
>Well some shooting games are good like Team Fortress or Left for dead...
>OMG we should totally play some games sometime!
>She hands me her number on a pre-written piece of paper and waddles off.

I never asked for this.

I threw the number away almost instantly and have only seen her about 3 times since then but I sneak off before she notices me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:54:00 No.101408043 Report

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>>101407580

OP here
laughed hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:55:00 No.101408066 Report

Quoted By: >>101408237 >>101408369 >>101408976 >>101411129

>in gaming cafe (was too poor to have a gaming PC at the time)
>playing near the back, where it's not as warm or crowded.
>suddenly a wild ambulocetus appears, the ground shaking with each flabby step
>she floats towards the PC area in search of plankton
>I stare in horror
>sees me, at the back, our eyes meet
>her cavernous mouth opens up, revealing the baleen plates behind and she tacks a course for me
>she creates an air tight seal as she trundles towards me, I start to enter the first stages of hypoxia
>she is so close I can see the cleaner wrasse's on her massive hide
>I can't take it
>Pick up the monitor (CRT bro, heavy shit) and throw it through the nearest window and jump out just as breaches the surface

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:55:00 No.101408067 Report

Quoted By: >>101408137

>>101407584

>tight nip

you're all japs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:55:00 No.101408137 Report

Quoted By: >>101408252

>>101408067
With unpenetrated vaginas

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:56:00 No.101408237 Report

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>>101408066

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:56:00 No.101408252 Report

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>>101408137
And slanty eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:57:00 No.101408279 Report

Quoted By: >>101408391 >>101413367

>anime club in high school
>3 or so guys in the club, like 10 fat ugly chicks
>crazy ass president that was fucking in love with my good friend
>whenever a guy spoke up she told them to shut up and gave women her full attention
>took my friend's book away because it was drawing time
>jeopardy game with questions like "what is sakura's blood type"
>game where you pretend to be an anime character and everyone has to guess who
>playing pretend Naruto

That's when I fucking left. I regret ever having liked anime. Fucking weaboos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:57:00 No.101408369 Report

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>>101408066
>In search of plankton

OH GOD MY SIDES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:58:00 No.101408391 Report

Quoted By: >>101408597 >>101408927 >>101416937

>>101408279
>Going to gaming/anime/comic book clubs in High School

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:58:00 No.101408469 Report

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i went to a charter school so it was filled with a bunch of niggers who think they have tallent and many weeaboos. one girl who is very petite is one of the weeaboo but isnt as obnoxious and mostly quiet. i would talk to her sometimes and she would know her shit about vidya. i ended having a huge crush on her. turns out she was a lesbian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 03:59:00 No.101408562 Report

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>>101407701
Bros don't ever have reasons to screw you over, and you'd feel like shit if you did ever screw over a bro. It never fucking happens. Were you one of those faggots who only ever hung out with girls and still managed to not get any? Just because it's possible for a bro to screw you over doesn't mean it ever happens.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:00:00 No.101408597 Report

Quoted By: >>101408704

>>101408391
>Going to high school

Raised on a farm in the middle of bumfucknowhere master race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:01:00 No.101408702 Report

Quoted By: >>101410422

..I hate being a girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:01:00 No.101408704 Report

Quoted By: >>101408845

>>101408597
I bet you're buff from hoing and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:02:00 No.101408842 Report

Quoted By: >>101409060 >>101409084 >>101410075 >>101411131 >>101411243 >>101417041

>First day at university, waiting for teacher to arrive in the lecture room
>8/10 girl sits next to me and says hello
>Nervous as fuck because I'm a beta
>She asks me what I'm into
>Oh I play video games and watch movies...normal stuff I guess
>Oh I love video games!
>Really that's pretty cool, what games do you like?
>I prefer playing the older ones though, have you ever heard of Call of Duty 5 World at war?

Oh god she had so much potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:02:00 No.101408845 Report

Quoted By: >>101408967

>>101408704
I don't even know how to use a computer.

OO ARR I DO LUV ME SOME TRACTORS YES I DO LADDIE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:03:00 No.101408927 Report

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>>101408391
I know, I know. To be honest, I stopped going after only a few weeks, but my friend managed to convince me to come back a year later. I was only there for about two weeks. All of those experiences were sporadic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:03:00 No.101408946 Report

Quoted By: >>101409127 >>101409259 >>101409580

>in vintage gaming store looking for cheap copy of wind waker
>whale of a woman approaches and starts talking to me about legend of zelda
>humor her and talk back
>whale hasn't beaten a single game
>admits thinking i'm cute
>asks if i'm into girls

femanon reporting in. this is why i don't vidya in public.
they didn't even have my fucking game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:03:00 No.101408967 Report

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>>101408845
>My face when you turned Irish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:03:00 No.101408976 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408066
>in search of plankton
OH GOD I'M FUCKING USING THAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:04:00 No.101409060 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408842

So you rejected a cute girl who attempted to talk to you, only because she's semi-ignorant and likes COD?

I hate you /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:04:00 No.101409084 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408842
She would've just fucked the alpha male of the class, leaving you to listen to her bitch about her guy problems while you play shitty vidya. You would have been friendzoned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:04:00 No.101409099 Report

Quoted By:

I used to share a house with a beautiful half Korean half Thai girl who was quiet but loved to play the vidya. I remember when Uncharted 2 came out we finished it in one session (I called in sick the next day so I could stay up all night playing it). We used to play Assassins Creed Brotherhood and own any server we stepped on.

I... I think I should have told her how much I loved hanging out with her. The house share ended with very little ceremony. Just a hug and an "I'll see you around."

Feh. Life rolls on...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:05:00 No.101409114 Report

Quoted By:

>>101404500
>hardcore fps gamer

Really faggot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:05:00 No.101409127 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408946

>reporting in
>>>>/b/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:05:00 No.101409169 Report

Quoted By: >>101409524 >>101409628 >>101411602 >>101413367 >>101417539

>meet girl online from anonidate
>talk with her for a while
>she likes videogames, weeaboo shit, is a pc and PS3 gamer, loves retro gaming, she's also underage (15)
>Oh god my fucking dreams are coming true, a loli who likes videogames and has the same taste as me
>ask her for a picture
>she says she's shy
>BONER OF THE GODS because I'm imagining this cute shy nerdy lolita
>continue talking to her on the internets for a few months, good feeling between us, we like the same games, both have no facebook, few friends, that sort of stuff
>figure out a way to meet her
>ask her to send me a picture, finally, I'm going to see her anyway
>she's the fattiest ugliest acne infested monstrosity I've ever seen
>everything makes sense now
>block her on MSN and on every one of my email accounts

I may be a kissless virgin at 23, but I have standards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:06:00 No.101409258 Report

Quoted By: >>101409887 >>101410357 >>101411071

>met a girl on diablo 2 a few years back
>she seemed ok
>didnt find out she was a girl until like 5 weeks of casual chatter
>skype it up
>find out she lives like 2 hours from me
>go to her house
>she's fat
>the kind of fat that has double DD tits
>she's 17
>cum in her mouth 6+ times in 2 days

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:06:00 No.101409259 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408946

hey tahts cool dat ur a gurl and u lik games

lol wana hang out sumtim bby ^o^ xD ;P

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:07:00 No.101409360 Report

Quoted By: >>101413367

I was approached in Gamestop once by this true whale of a wench, she complimented me on purchasing sega megadrive games (they had loads in the back and wanted to sell them so I got like 50 for 2 pounds) and said that I was cool for being 'all retro and junk', she was twirling her revolting hair while she said it and I panicked and said:

'that I had to go and see my boyfriend in a minute so I had to leave.'

I pretended that I was gay to escape a fat girl from asking me out.

'pretending'

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:07:00 No.101409372 Report

Quoted By:

>>101406946
I FUCKS BIATCHES AND HOORES ALL DAY N NIGHT, MY LIFE BETTER DAN YURS

YOU MAD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:08:00 No.101409399 Report

Quoted By:

>Have a girlfriend
>She loved video games, like TES, AC and Mario RPGs
>Be happy together
>Because of distance, work way over our heads and me having to leave 2 months for school we break up
>Realize I will probably never find a girl like her again;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:08:00 No.101409433 Report

Quoted By:

>>101406983
>mfw i'm hiding my power levels all over the place while greentexting in my head

I know that feel anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:09:00 No.101409487 Report

Quoted By: >>101409822

>>101407783
>>101407783
>>101407783
>>101407783
>>101407783
>>101407783
>>101407783

fucking, I know her. She is a cunt.
She had a whole gallery of her stripper pics and shit for everyone to see, and her comments on her page make my face hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:09:00 No.101409491 Report

Quoted By:

>talking to a girl i don't really know about how my life has gone to shit (i was with some friends and we were just bullshitting around)
>all i ever do is sit around playing video games anymore
>that's all I ever do either
>like what, farmville?
>no
>well then what do you play?
>well my favorite game is Castlevania
yougonnagettakenhome.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:09:00 No.101409524 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409169

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you ended up waiting MONTHS to see her picture? holy fuck dude thats straight up retarded

im laughing so hard picturing this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:10:00 No.101409580 Report

Quoted By: >>101409912

>>101408946
>in old/import vidya store
>looking for Wario Land Virtual Boy
>Asians everywhere
>employee trapped talking to a white whale asking about mario DDR
>she was asking if she can play it with a controller instead of stepping on a DDR mat
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:10:00 No.101409611 Report

Quoted By: >>101410047

Why is /v/ so racist against women?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:10:00 No.101409628 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409169
>but I have standards.
See now there is your problem, Get some practice under your belt to build confidence with prettier girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:12:00 No.101409778 Report

Quoted By:

you guys are so superior

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:12:00 No.101409822 Report

Quoted By: >>101409878 >>101409938 >>101409980 >>101410042 >>101410182 >>101410205 >>101411526 >>101412011 >>101413367 >>101413775 >>101416672 >>101418097

>>101407783
>>101409487
I should also add she sent a pic of her cunt to a friend. OH WAIT I THINK I HAVE IT.

pic. related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:13:00 No.101409878 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409822
...wow.

Waddyaknow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:13:00 No.101409887 Report

Quoted By: >>101413367

>>101409258
>17 with Double D tits
>Not over 200 pounds

You took a huge risk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:13:00 No.101409904 Report

Quoted By: >>101410066

>Work in an high school
>Begin earlier so I chill out in the cafeteria playing The world ends with you.
>Kids start arriving, it's almost 8:00h.
>Fat chick is like "oooohhh is that sora? he's so kawaiiiiii"
>My face while I flee to my office.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:13:00 No.101409912 Report

Quoted By: >>101410025

>>101409580
that feel, bro.
get your game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:13:00 No.101409930 Report

Quoted By:

>I'm soooo nerdy I love world of warcraft
>um...tens of millions of people play world of warcraft or have played world of warcraft in the past. how can you claim that it is nerdy?

last weekend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:13:00 No.101409938 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409822
Don't care to black out names because I don't talk to anyone from that little circle anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:14:00 No.101409980 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409822
>Those tits
>That ribcage
>Those pubes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:14:00 No.101410025 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409912
Yes, for 10 bucks. So it was worth it in the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:14:00 No.101410042 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409822
>dat suck in
do girls seriously think thats sexy?|
along with duckface

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:15:00 No.101410047 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409611

>racist
>against women

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:15:00 No.101410066 Report

Quoted By: >>101410489

>>101409904
>in an highschool
looks like you need to work in the english department buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:15:00 No.101410075 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408842
bro correct the bitch, show her what's old vidya and point out faggots in your class that play scenekid vidya

start controlling what she plays, show her the light, be an alpha

you beta cunt

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:16:00 No.101410150 Report

Quoted By: >>101410818 >>101414707

>Enjoy playing vidya with bros
>Extremely obnoxious guy who's nearly 30 and constantly drunk
>Completely perverse, attempts to troll everybody
>Flirting with a 15 year old girl who's brother is also in the game, clearly making her uncomfortable by telling her he wants to eat her pussy
>Call him a drunk and tell him to stop being a pedo
>He cries and calls me "Someone who used to be cool, but eventually became a GRRL GAMER" because I cock blocked him from an underage girl who didn't want his limp dick
>mvq

I ain't even le mad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:16:00 No.101410174 Report

Quoted By: >>101411440

>>101404133
Go to bed Ross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:16:00 No.101410182 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409822

>SpineGrinder
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your name isn't any better, Stoney.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:16:00 No.101410205 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409822
>he had paint up ready to screen print

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:18:00 No.101410316 Report

Quoted By: >>101410376 >>101410420 >>101410499 >>101411103 >>101411210 >>101411256 >>101415262

>be a girl
>in Calculus 3
>Guy a couple seats down: "holy shit I got a tactical nuke yesterday, MW3 is going to be the shit I preordered it"
>pretty soon, most of the surrounding guys are talking about Cowwadooty.
>one kid leans over
>"hey anon, you play video games don't you? You excited for MW3?"
>Me: "Not really. Modern Warfare 2 wasn't good, neither was Black Ops. What makes you think this will be different?"
>entire group goes silent
>them: "well... you're a girl, you don't understand video games"

mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:18:00 No.101410356 Report

Quoted By: >>101417127

There's a chubby annoying girl I know likes me. She has Kingdom Hearts tattoos and is always mithering me to do stuff with her. Shit like if we're all out down the pub she ALWAYS sits next to me and asks me to hold her stuff whilst she goes to the toilet or whatever. I do it of course as it's no problem, but it's just the way she asks;

"Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis will you hold my bag for meeeee?"

She's friends with my housemate so she always comes over and sits watching me play the vidya, often ignoring her 'friend'. Then it comes:

"Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis... Will you come shop with me?"
"Nah, I don't really want anything"
"Come ooooon. I don't want to go on my oooown"

The shop is like two doors down from my fucking house! It's clear she thinks shes being cute, but it's just annoying as hell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:18:00 No.101410357 Report

Quoted By: >>101417695

>>101409258
>double DD tits
>DD * 2
>DDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:18:00 No.101410376 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410316
You got a promotion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:19:00 No.101410397 Report

Quoted By: >>101410627

>hanging out with two bros last night for the 4th
>played random games
>having a good time
>some girl calls one of us
>says she was coming over to see this one dude, but he wasnt there and remembered the friend was next door
>she goes where we were staying.
>pizzas everywhere
>floor full of random shit
>"MAN THIS IS A REAL GAMUR PAD, HUH"
>"yeah sure, i guess"
apparently HoN isnt fun to watch when you dont understand what's going on like she didnt. We ended up just sitting on a hard ass truck and talking. My boney ass still hurts from that shit. Bitches and whores

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:19:00 No.101410420 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410316

>be a girl

bullshit, you know the rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:19:00 No.101410422 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408702

I hate being a boy, want to trade?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:19:00 No.101410489 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410066
Sorry for that, I am not in Amurrica.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:20:00 No.101410499 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410316

YEAH. ITS TRUE. YOU DON'T.

CALL OF DUTY IS LITERALLY THE GREATEST AND MOST INNOVATIVE GAME FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:20:00 No.101410510 Report

Quoted By: >>101410665 >>101410876 >>101413367

>go to art academy for fine art
>mates tells me to go check the fashion girls
>walk into the fashion department
>hot girls everywhere
>huge WoW posters of female characters everywhere
>half the girls are playing WoW on macbooks
>act suprised about the posters
>act like i never played WoW
>girl puts me down in the chair
>explains the controls while she rubs her boobs in my back

Hiding powerlevels like a boss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:20:00 No.101410550 Report

Quoted By: >>101410712 >>101413367

>freshman year in high school
>be in class with quiet, petite loli girl
>have to work in group with her
>she just sits there
>decide to ask her hobbies
>she says she likes videogames
>OHBOYHEREWEGO.
>ask what her favorite games are anyways
>she replies mother 2, TF2, and harvest moon
>become good friends
>later ask her out
>she replies sure
>date all years of high school
>after graduation i never saw her again.
;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:20:00 No.101410581 Report

Quoted By:

Work at vidya store that sells lots of rare games
Cute chick comes in
"Hey, do you guys have smt nocturne"
Sorry, just sold it
"What about suikoden 2 or 5 they re the only two i need"
Actually we have 2 but not 5
"Great!! One more, dp you have devil survivor or digital devil saga?"

jesus christ my boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:21:00 No.101410616 Report

Quoted By: >>101413367 >>101417982

>Frat party holding a "Video Game Day" on campus
>It's in the room right next to where my MtG club meets
>They're loud as shit, only playing CoD and Halo
>I go over there
>Hambeast girlfriend of one of the frat guys is running stuff
>Go up to her
>"So, when do you guys break out the good games?"
>"Hah, I bet you play Nintendo games, you're not a real gamer."
>Shit's on
>"You got Street Fighter?"
>"Yeah. I could totally beat your ass if you don't play hardcore games like these."
>All the frat guys bet on the hambeast saying she's a god at street fighter and she played SFIV since it came out
>She picks Sagat. I pick Dan.
>Double perfect. Set down controller, walk out of room, play more Magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:21:00 No.101410627 Report

Quoted By: >>101410915

>>101410397
>HoN fun to watch even if you know what is going on

None of the games from the genre are remotely entertaining to watch. Playing them is fun though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:21:00 No.101410665 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410510
Cool lie bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:21:00 No.101410671 Report

Quoted By:

>playing gears of war on xbox live
>randomly play with this girl, start playing a lot
>her voice sounds hot
>find out she lives about 45 mins from me
>one day I get a pic
>fucking hot as fuck oh my fuck

here come's the let down

>I have a girlfriend and never go see her while I'm in town

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:22:00 No.101410712 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410550
Find her. For all of /v/, YOU MUST FIND HER AGAIN.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:22:00 No.101410751 Report

Quoted By: >>101410794

> highschool (10th or 11th grade; can't remember)
> at a party
> talking about WoW with another person there
> he knows a lot more than I do
> wild hot girl appears
> throw a pokeball
> two wobbles, almost had her
> whittle her HP down a little more and slip and put her to sleep
> throw another pokeball
> success

Best night of my young life. Fuck you 4chan permavirgin betas, I'm the best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:22:00 No.101410776 Report

Quoted By:

we're not all like this, i promise you ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:22:00 No.101410794 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410751
What level?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:23:00 No.101410818 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410150
>le

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:23:00 No.101410875 Report

Quoted By:

this probably needs archive

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:23:00 No.101410876 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410510
>>half the girls are playing WoW on macbooks

wtf am i reading?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:23:00 No.101410884 Report

Quoted By: >>101410973 >>101411098 >>101413367

>back in high school
>arab girl pretending she's a gamer
>constantly talks about how she's going to play these retro games that are so awesome
>for some reason talks to me even though I don't even fucking know her
>talks about final fantasy and whatnot
>ask her about SMT
>her face goes blank
>ask if she played Fire Emblem
>thinks i'm trying to be a jerk and socks me in the face when I'm looking somewhere else

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:24:00 No.101410915 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410627
Me and my friends enjoy watching comp games.
Random ass games can be boring though, depending on the players. Plus, everything's more entertaining with booze

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:24:00 No.101410973 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410884
>>for some reason talks to me even though I don't even fucking know her

I fucking hate when people do that. Probably why I have no friends but still, fuck, stop doing that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:25:00 No.101411071 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409258
>the kind of fat that has double DD tits

Well duh, no such thing as natural DD's on a skinny chick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:25:00 No.101411098 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410884
Those arabs, eh?
Feisty bunch. They must fuck like animals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:25:00 No.101411103 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410316
>interning in a sophomore level class
>group of boys talking vidya games, hear mention of halo
>"well, if you guys like sci-fi FPS's, you should try the metroid prime trilogy."
>pause
>"ain't that chick a girl? shit, we're takling manly games here."

not fucking kidding.
not vidyaing in public. ever. finally learned my lesson.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:26:00 No.101411129 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408066
Pure genious!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:26:00 No.101411131 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408842
>Liked the older ones
Could possibly mean CoD 1 and 2, which were pretty fucking good games. If she talked to you she was obviously interested in you. You could've even introduced her to good games.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:26:00 No.101411156 Report

Quoted By:

>Find the deviantART Steam group.
>"Oh boy, this'll be good".
>Find furry with 'online gamer chick' as her profile description.
>Only has Plants vs Zombies and Terraria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:26:00 No.101411160 Report

Quoted By: >>101413367 >>101415044

>Riding the train to college
>Playing Heart gold on my DS for the nostalgia
>Hambeast waddles up to me and sits next to me
>Hey are you playing the new pokemon game
>The remake of the old one? yes
>Yeah can you trade me a Totodile? You can just make a new game and then trade it to me
>I say that I don't want to lose my save
>She calls me selfish and walks away

Fucking cunt wanting me to start a new game for her fat ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:26:00 No.101411210 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410316
That's not how you use PROMOTIONS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:27:00 No.101411228 Report

Quoted By:

gigen is a queer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:27:00 No.101411243 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408842
>have you ever heard of Call of Duty 5 World at war?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:27:00 No.101411256 Report

Quoted By: >>101415262

>>101410316
>mfw almost the exact same thing happened with me when discussing Duke Nukem Forever with a friend
>"You're a woman, you don't get Duke."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:27:00 No.101411275 Report

Quoted By: >>101411350 >>101413956

>Professor's late again, bust out my laptop in the lobby of the building
>Mega Man 2 on emulator
>Quick Man's stage
>Die to lasers
>Girl behind me starts watching
>Think nothing of it, she probably has no idea what game I'm playing
>Die to lasers again
>"You know, if you jump off of platforms instead of just walking off, you fall faster and can dodge the lasers."
>my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:28:00 No.101411350 Report

Quoted By: >>101411399

>>101411275
My dick gets hard just from reading that post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:28:00 No.101411353 Report

Quoted By: >>101412396 >>101413367

Not really related but:
>ronery as fuck, can't cope with it anymore
>I heard that facebook is great for meeting old friends, make fake account to try
>search on facebook for girls I knew once upon a time
>find out this girl I know had a crush on me during high school
>back then I had a crush on the school hottest girl and never minded her, realized that when it was too late
>optimism kicks in, maybe she still likes me
>summon up all my courage and make a real account, send her a message
>she replies, and she seems happy to meet me again after all this time
>get access to her page, she's still nerdy, but also cute as fuck. She doesn't have a single pic where she's with a guy, she's also single, according to her status
>after a few days of casual chat, we start talking about the things we like
>I mention that I love videogames
>she asks if I'm serious
>i say that I play videogames all the time, and ask her if she plays videogames too
>she says no, and that she has to go
>the next day, she blocked me on facebook and MSN, and doesn't respond to my emails anymore
>over one year passed since this experience, I haven't talked to her since as she blocked every mean I had to contact her

;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:28:00 No.101411364 Report

Quoted By: >>101411715 >>101412429 >>101415644

>Live in Australia
>Never meet a single girl in my entire life who plays video games

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:28:00 No.101411399 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411350
My dick gets hard just from reading that post.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:29:00 No.101411421 Report

Quoted By: >>101411490 >>101411567 >>101411747 >>101413367

>Meet girl
>Best fucking bro for 3 or 4 years because of animu/mango
>Learn that she's into pretty much all the same games as me. Never spoke up about it because she thought I would find it weird
>She joins my group of bros. UT, SC:BW, etc. LANs every few weeks. DnD every now and then, etc.
>Fall head over fucking heels for her
>Finally get the balls to ask her out.
>She doesn't want a boyfriend. As in, never.
>That same night we jump on TF2 together. Still best bros. Things go on as if I never revealed my feelings for her.

>My face when I didn't even get friendzoned, she's just asexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:29:00 No.101411440 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410174
>Ross

No one like the previous post is called Ross

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:29:00 No.101411490 Report

Quoted By: >>101411580 >>101411756

>>101411421

No, that's friendzoned you dumb fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:29:00 No.101411500 Report

Quoted By:

>walk into EBgames with girlfriend
>looking at pc games on special
>pick up re4/dark messiah as i sold my gamecube ages ago and wanted to play it again
>employee comes over and starts talking to my girlfriend who's looking at wii games
>emp "can, ca-can i help you with anything?"
you should see this guy, like 5'4 massive gut and neckbeard
>gf "ah, nah just looking... actually do you have any gaming headsets on special"
>emp "OH! YEAH TOTALLY! WHA-WHA DO YOU PLAY!
>gf "oh, just been playing abit of mount and blade, but it's for skype"
>emp "DO YOU PLAY WOW?"
>gf "no, i used to.. years ago"
>emp " hahahhahahaha..... horde or alliance"
>gf "i played a tauren"
>emp "fuck yeah horde hahaha. anyway here are the headsets"
>gf "they're all 3.5mm conenctions, dont you have USB"
>emp "nah you dont need them"
>gf "i know i dont need them, but it's what i want
>emp "oh..... hey do you want to pre-order black-ops"
>gf "no."
>the entire time im laughing my arse off right infront of him.
>

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:30:00 No.101411526 Report

Quoted By:

.>>101409822
That's just nasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:30:00 No.101411567 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411421
You got friendzoned.

HARD.
Keep telling yourself it's better than nothing. If you can't have her, it'll kill you from the inside outwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:30:00 No.101411575 Report

Quoted By:

>selling my xbox games to buy a pc
>give a copy of DA:Origins to a friend dirt cheap
>weaboo landwhale makes the gaspsputter noise
>goes on about how much she loves zevran
>ask her what her favorite quest is
>she says she never played it
FUCK
YOU
PEOPLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:30:00 No.101411580 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411490
Sorry son, you're on a 1-way trip to the friend zone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:30:00 No.101411602 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409169
>lolita
>15
What

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:30:00 No.101411605 Report

Quoted By:

You sound like a shallow, superficial person, OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:31:00 No.101411615 Report

Quoted By: >>101411731 >>101411750 >>101411801 >>101411907 >>101411921

>Senior In high school
>Break from the console gamer mold and get into PC master tier
>Casually talking about vidya in a small group of friends
>Pic related shows up
>HAI GUIZ U TALKIN ABOUT VIDEO GAMES?
>I PLAY GAMES. I CONSSIDER MYSELF A GMMR GRRL
GetmeMygunjame.jpeg
>"Yeah? What games do you play?
>COUNTER STRIKE XD
wat
>You...you play on pc
>Yeah why?
mygoditisglorious.png
>Oh cool you should add me my steam id is (insert steam ID)
>Later On get a friend request
>she only has 40 hours played
>3 games
>Her main pic
Goddamit she had potential.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:32:00 No.101411715 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411364

Same thing here bro but I go to TAFE with a chick who is all over CoD and thinks its the greatest shit ever created.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:32:00 No.101411731 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411615
>tattoos

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:32:00 No.101411747 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411421
>implying you didn't got told into the mold
>you actually believe her

hahaha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:32:00 No.101411750 Report

Quoted By: >>101411907 >>101411940

>>101411615
>redspider2a

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:32:00 No.101411756 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411490

The friendzone is when a girl likes you but doesn't want to date you because you're her friend.

She pretty much doesn't understand feelings like that. She got asked out by some guy in a comic store a few weeks later and got pretty much the same response. We just joke about her being an android now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:32:00 No.101411783 Report

Quoted By:

>high school, still play WoW with best friend
>in same class
>friend decides to start talking to the quiet kid in front of us
>friend tells him that we play WoW
>kid's face lights up and enthusiastically says that he plays WoW
>spends the entire rest of the period trying to talk to us about WoW
>after class my friend and I give eachother a "oh god what have we done" look
>next day, sitting in the library doing homework he comes in and practically yells "DUDE YESTERDAY NIGHT I GOT A BUNCH OF CRIT AND GOT HITCAPPED!"
>everyone give us funny looks
>just say "yeah thats cool" and continue doing homework
>he then actually takes my homework paper and then proceeds to give me a minute by minute report of his raid last night
>didn't want to make a scene because I was on the librarian's good side and could come and go whenever I wanted without signing in or having a limit (we could only sign in to the library twice a week during lunch or study hall)
>pretend to be interested and just nod at him
>eventually had to finish my homework at home
>he then continues to bug me and my friend about WoW every chance he got for the rest of the semester
>my and my friend's faces when he moved away over break and we never saw him again

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:32:00 No.101411801 Report

Quoted By: >>101411907 >>101411940 >>101411969

>>101411615
Adam Anderson, quit being a faggot who browses 4chan

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:34:00 No.101411907 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411801
>>101411750
>>101411615

Saved/capped all of this to send to her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:34:00 No.101411921 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411615

sup Ghost Beebro

Your steam profile is: http://steamcommunity.com/id/MekboysNWaaaugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:34:00 No.101411940 Report

Quoted By: >>101412121

>>101411801
>>101411750
Haha, you guys found me
I knew I forgot something

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:34:00 No.101411969 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411801
GOSH I SURE SHOWED HIM UP :B

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:35:00 No.101412011 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409822
Now we know why she said she'd burn into our mind forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:35:00 No.101412026 Report

Quoted By: >>101412126 >>101412153 >>101412233 >>101412252 >>101412524

>Talking about retro games with my class at uni, all of our accomplishments
>Friend says he's beaten megaman 1,2 and 3 without dying once.
>Other friend says he's beaten battletoads on the NES
>Quiet nerdy girl perks up and says: unless you used save states on an emulator you're talking bollocks, you can't have gotten past the speeder section, the surfing section or the snake sections by yourself without cheating.

I fell in love with her that day. I still need to ask her out. I wish I wasn't so beta ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:35:00 No.101412108 Report

Quoted By:

>>101406899

>new years party years ago
>decide to play SSBM
>friend who's house we're at is the best out of all of us, usually picks fox and slaps everyone
>super shy and awkward girl at party
>we ask if she wants to play against Chris (guy who is good)
>"O-ok I g-guess"
>She picks Sheik
>SLAPS HIS SHIT. HARD
>room is exploding with laughter, Chris becomes super embarrassed
>we all get drunk

good times

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:36:00 No.101412121 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411940

You didn't forget anything.

Blocking out your own profile link in the picture took out all the guess-work. It actually made it easier to find you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:36:00 No.101412126 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412026
MARRY HER.

NOW.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:36:00 No.101412153 Report

Quoted By: >>101412256

>>101412026
>girl knows something about video-games
>OH MY GOD I MUST MARRY HER
No wonder you're beta

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:37:00 No.101412230 Report

Quoted By: >>101412687

>on campus, waiting for the city bus, using my old as fuck R4 to read ebooks on my DS
>some asshole sits next to me and asks me how can I possibly have time to play Pokemon while I'm in college
>"The fuck makes you think I'm playing Pokemon?"
>"It's the only game girls know how to play on a handheld."
>insult him for missing the opportunity to make a shitty Cooking Mama joke and decide to walk home

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:37:00 No.101412233 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412026

That's just too bad you stupid fuck. Go kill yourself, spineless shit. How hard is it to go up to her and start talking to her?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:37:00 No.101412250 Report

Quoted By:

>boring ass lecture of stuff I already know
>playing civ 3 on my laptop
>girl in the row behind me kicks my back
>says; play something more interesting to watch
>sure why not
>switch to Yoshi's island
>next week she starts sitting beside me
>her friends follow
>all of them are loud and retarded
>Some tell me to play cod or something
>original girl tells them to fuck off and tells me to play castlevania
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:37:00 No.101412252 Report

Quoted By: >>101412571

>>101412026
>can't have gotten past the speeder section, the surfing section or the snake sections by yourself without cheating.

She's a fucking casual scrub if she needed cheats to beat Battletoads

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:37:00 No.101412256 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412153
This.
Stop being so painful to talk to, /v/.

You're shitting up your already shit reputation with WUMENZ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:38:00 No.101412396 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411353
>>101411353

Surprised no one has commented on this yet.

Possibly the most cunty thing I've ever heard a girl do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:38:00 No.101412402 Report

Quoted By: >>101412505 >>101412515 >>101412569 >>101412699 >>101415532

what does 'hiding my power level' mean,

is it like hiding the fact you're an avid gamer and you can pretty much dominate cunts at literally every game

or is it

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=power%20level

^2 the second one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:38:00 No.101412429 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411364

that feel bro

During highschool we had but a single girl in our class of something like 23.
She was kind of a strung up bitch, read books for entertainment and had this general idea about how everyone near her was inferior to her in some way.
She switched schools after like 6 months.
After that, class discussions became so much more fun cause we never had to take the general female opinion into account, it literally was a bitches and whores conclusion to everything.
Not saying that not having more than maybe 2-3 females relationships during my highschool years was a good thing, but I guess you have to experience an all boys class to understand and like it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:39:00 No.101412495 Report

Quoted By:

>Girl from old school plays WoW, LoL, SC2
>Talk to her often, get nowhere
>Good friends with younger brother
>She fucks tall black men

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:39:00 No.101412505 Report

Quoted By: >>101414208

>>101412402
it means that you are so filled with rage that you are restraining yourself from lashing out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:39:00 No.101412515 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412402

Thanks for coming to check out 4chan, but we don't really want you here.

Please leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:39:00 No.101412524 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412026
Have fun finding out she's actually an annoying fuck who has a boyfriend already and a bunch of male friends just like you ready to jump on the opportunity if/when she breaks up with her current boyfriend.

That shit happened to me with what I thought was a shy nerdy girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:40:00 No.101412569 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412402

>/v/
>confidence in any sort of social setting, ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:40:00 No.101412571 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412252
wise words

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:40:00 No.101412592 Report

Quoted By:

>Talking with a bro about HoN
>Attractive girl joins in "Oh you play HoN too? My friends are trying to get me into it but they always rage hard cause im bad at it"
>We take it upon ourselves to teach her to play with class, and for playing so little shes actually pretty fucking good.
>Have a bunch of enjoyable relaxed games
Aww yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:40:00 No.101412604 Report

Quoted By: >>101413046 >>101413237 >>101417506

>girl I went to High school with
>cute, blonde, glasses, nice tits, nice ass, etc, nerdy and shy
>join band to get closer to having a shot with her
>coming home from a competition, decide to man the fuck up and ask her out
>she agrees (fuck yeah!)
>find out she plays a lot of the same games I do makes my penis harder (final fantasy and other RPGs at the time)
>go on one date
>eveything goes cool she enjoyed herself, fell asleep on my shoulder on the car ride home from the movies
>see her at school the next day
>"yeah I don't think we should date anymore"
>BIG WHAT THE FUCK
>one of my friends got dumped by his gf the same day
>she was trying to get to him through me
>felt fucking terrible man....

>Look her up years later
>shes still single try my luck again, shes turned into a massive weeaboo now
>I could put up with it I was so ronery and she loves video games
>got her playing rockband with me
>long story short frindzoned anyway
>go forth and completely forget about her

>hear later from another friend she was raped and 'damaged goods' anyway
>shes still going to college for random assed Art majors
>Thank the gods she didn't like me now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:41:00 No.101412647 Report

Quoted By:

We should make another thread before this one 404s, I'm having a lot of fun reading about landwhales and you beta bastards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:41:00 No.101412664 Report

Quoted By: >>101412964

>conversing with friends about vidya
>a scent tickles my nose, it is most pungent indeed
>looking to my left I see a large beast
>it appears to be female
>it's shoulders broad and beefy, it's legs thick and stumpy
>it's breasts droop low and it's brow is heavy
>it waddles towards me... Slowly
>suddenly it's pace quickens, the beasts movement and hunched back resembles an emperor penguin
>it spouts some kind of weird language
>from what I can understand it's either trying to initiate conversation or start a mating ritual
>the only English words I can hear are "runescape" and "call of" something.
>i notice an orange stain around her bottom lip
>hair protrudes from her nose
>I beat a hasty retreat, not knowing I will encounter this monstrosity many times in the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:41:00 No.101412687 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412230
dude i fucking love cooking mama
how can anyone make liking that game into an insult
you have terrible tastes in games, girlie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:41:00 No.101412699 Report

Quoted By: >>101412904

>>101412402
Going by /a/'s definition both of those are wrong, hiding your power level means avoiding others from knowing that you engage in hobbies that are frowned upon such as vidya or anime, meaning that if asked you either lie or avoid questions about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:44:00 No.101412904 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412699

Not really. It's basically for any hobby you might have whether it be /a/, /v/, /co/, /tg/ or /m/ related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:44:00 No.101412964 Report

Quoted By: >>101413210

>>101412664
God damn are you from /lit/, or an author? Fuck these are good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:45:00 No.101413046 Report

Quoted By: >>101413126

>>101412604
>she was trying to get to him through me
sounds like what some bitch tried at high school to me
>told her to fuck off in middle of class after she rejected me
>the friend she was trying to get through me died

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:46:00 No.101413078 Report

Quoted By: >>101413139

>At party
>Reminding people why they suck at life
>Emo girl (9/10 for Emo, 7/10 in general) starts talking to me
>Tells me to stop being a dick
>Casually flirt
>We are now going out, we both play A LOT of vidya and she is not fat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:46:00 No.101413126 Report

Quoted By:

>>101413046
>He died

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:46:00 No.101413139 Report

Quoted By: >>101414752

>>101413078
lol but she's emo

confirmed underage reported faggot kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:47:00 No.101413210 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412964

I fucking hate you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:47:00 No.101413237 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412604

figure I may as well point out the rest of my love life til now /v/ because well its short but sweet

>after getting over her, meet a girl who hates video games
>she doesn't mind me playing video games and shes totally submissive to me, can ask for sex whenever I want

so you see /v/ just get the shy nerdy girls that hate video games, because thats why we're on /v/, because we all hate video games

Also, Kristie, fuck off

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:47:00 No.101413269 Report

Quoted By: >>101413677 >>101414503

GO TO http://chanarchive.org/requests

Archive this. It's the latest one on the list.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:48:00 No.101413276 Report

Quoted By: >>101413336 >>101413665 >>101414050 >>101414400

>lose 80 lbs
>gain self esteem
>finally able to date hotties no prob
>she doesnt know shit about games or anything useful, but she is awesome at giving head and even better in the sack
>all I ever wanted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:48:00 No.101413283 Report

Quoted By: >>101413418

>downtime on campus
>decide to watch some tv
>two of the most greasiest guys I've ever seen are already there on the couches
>ones fat, the other is not as fat
>they start talking about mass effect 2
>start talking about romances
>one of them notices I'm browsing /co/
>"Us bronies, huh?"
>"Uh, yeah. Sure."
>proceed to ignore them

A while later, there was a group of them, and I just had to get the fuck away from the OUTSTANDING BO.

That shit was gnarly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:48:00 No.101413336 Report

Quoted By:

>>101413276
>in the sack
Go to bed, Granpa

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:48:00 No.101413367 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411421
>>101411353
>>101411160
>>101410884
>>101410616
>>101410550
>>101410510
>>101409887
>>101409822
>>101409360
>>101409169
>>101408279
>>101407905
>>101406601

that shit is depressing as hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:49:00 No.101413418 Report

Quoted By: >>101413550

>>101413283
>decide to watch tv
>I'm browsing /co/

pick one

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:50:00 No.101413550 Report

Quoted By:

>>101413418
>laptops

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:50:00 No.101413553 Report

Quoted By: >>101413700

>filename: mybaby3.jpg

LOL FAG

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:50:00 No.101413579 Report

Quoted By:

>talking bout vidya with friends
>suddenly a skinny beautiful blond with a wondeful ass and huge tits walks in
>she's incredibly sexy
>the type of person where you instantly know that they smell good and are good in bed
>opens her cute little mouth to chime in
>her: "I LOOOOVE VIDEO GAMES. lol i'm not like other girls xD"
>everyone is silent
>me: "..what kind of games are you into?"
>her: "ummm well I REALLY love FARMVILLE!!!! and also BEJEWELED!!!! I play it on my phone all the time haha :]"
>more silence
>me: heh.. yeah that's cool.
>begin the process of ignoring her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:51:00 No.101413648 Report

Quoted By:

>having sex with some random girl I met at a bus station
>think everything is going great
>she suddenly gets up off my dick and runs into the kitchen
>get dressed and follow her
>she's cooking pizza rolls
>the fuck
>she eats them, sighs, states "Welp. I'm bored." and gets dressed
>she leaves
>the fuck just happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:51:00 No.101413665 Report

Quoted By:

>>101413276
>mybaby3.jpg
>hot

11/10
would get trolled again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:51:00 No.101413677 Report

Quoted By:

>>101413269
>>101413269

^^^^^^

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:52:00 No.101413700 Report

Quoted By: >>101413831 >>101413909

>>101413553
:)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:52:00 No.101413775 Report

Quoted By: >>101413992

>>101409822
>SpineGrinder
>Stoney69
How long ago was this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:53:00 No.101413798 Report

Quoted By: >>101414028 >>101414059 >>101414063 >>101414184 >>101414235 >>101414979

whats with all the shy nerdy chicks? no one ever goes for the metal chicks? i only go for girls that are into the same bands as me as they seem to be the ones i get along with the most. im not talking about the scenekids but the legit metalheads, they always give me the biggest boner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:53:00 No.101413831 Report

Quoted By: >>101414103

>>101413700
:)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:54:00 No.101413909 Report

Quoted By:

>>101413700

show nudes of your moderately attractive girlfriend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:54:00 No.101413956 Report

Quoted By: >>101414120

>>101411275
Oh god, this sounds so similar to something that happened to me, except for one little difference.

>Professor's late again, bust out my laptop in the lobby of the building
>Mega Man 2 on emulator
>Quick Man's stage
>Die to lasers
>Girl behind me starts watching
>Think nothing of it, she probably has no idea what game I'm playing
>Die to lasers again
>"What are you playing?"
>"Mega Man 2"
>"Oh, okay..."
>she walks away
>hear girls some 5 feet away from where I was sitting laughing
>my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:54:00 No.101413961 Report

Quoted By:

>talking about video games in public

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:54:00 No.101413992 Report

Quoted By:

>>101413775

He sent it to me last year some time, I can't exactly remember though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:55:00 No.101414006 Report

Quoted By:

>In the town, decide to go into the shop that sells anime shit
>start laughing at all the mad nerds
>see this guy
>talk to him
>what's your favourite anime
>bing bong ting tong
>how old are you
>19
>no you're not
>35
>piss ourselves laughing
>nerds gettin mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:55:00 No.101414028 Report

Quoted By:

>>101413798
All metalhead girls I know are total hambeasts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:55:00 No.101414050 Report

Quoted By: >>101414177 >>101414250

>>101413276

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:55:00 No.101414059 Report

Quoted By: >>101414670 >>101415049

>>101413798
I hate metal. Punk>Metal

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:55:00 No.101414063 Report

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>>101413798

>into the same bands as me
>legit metalheads

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:55:00 No.101414103 Report

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>>101413831
OH MY GOD!
only Satan would do anything to that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:56:00 No.101414120 Report

Quoted By:

>>101413956

ur a fag lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:56:00 No.101414177 Report

Quoted By: >>101414322

>>101414050
>>>/b/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:56:00 No.101414184 Report

Quoted By:

>>101413798

>Metal

Because you're still in school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:56:00 No.101414208 Report

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>>101412505
This definition is so wrong it's not even funny.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:57:00 No.101414235 Report

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>>101413798
Saw some cute girls talking about Death and Candlemass one time.

They were all up on some scene kid's dick. And yeah, they actually knew their shit, but they really wanted this guy's penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:57:00 No.101414250 Report

Quoted By:

>>101414050

Prepare for rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:58:00 No.101414322 Report

Quoted By:

>>101414177

>implying

You honestly think nobody but kids from /b/ use the exif viewer? Remember next time to simply save the pic in Paint and it erases all the exif data.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:58:00 No.101414400 Report

Quoted By: >>101414464

>>101413276
>posting a geo-tagged pic on 4chan

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:59:00 No.101414423 Report

Quoted By: >>101414517 >>101414527 >>101414746 >>101415515

>drinking with girlfriend at home
>she invites some of her friends over
>start playing wario's woods on the tv
>her friends show up
>they begin to drink
>one friend asks if I'm a nerd
>"What do you mean?"
>she replies with; "well I'm nerdy too, I play super mario all the time on my computer"
>she starts hitting on me in front of my girlfriend.
>GF punches her in the back then drags her out of the apartment
>the other friends leave
>gf starts yelling about how much of a slut the girl that was hitting on me was
>she tells me the girl had 4 abortions
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:59:00 No.101414464 Report

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>>101414400
It's not like any beta fucks here are gonna do anything

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:59:00 No.101414503 Report

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>>101413269
>>101413269

^^^^^^
>request status: 3/5

can't let this disappear. too many hilariously pathetic stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:59:00 No.101414509 Report

Quoted By: >>101416551

> Fall in love with girl from class
> She doesn't play any games
> But isn't a total sheep in the flock
> We enter a relationship
> Playing VVVVVV demo at my house
> She tries
> Finishes it
> Goes home and finishes the demo about 10 times
> Get her the game for christmas
> She finishes it before me and my friends do, even that hell thing for the trinket.

> Fast forward 7 months

> finished Portal, playing Minecraft, playing TF2, playing Portal 2 recently when she bought it off Steam sales. Loves watching me play videogames.
> Gives the sweetest head ever.
> I'm a total alpha and I pull alot of 7/10's and 8/10's all the time
> Tell her I love her but that I am afraid of commiting and if I ever leave her for a life of fucking hot bitches that's the reason.
> She accepts and fucks me like no one has ever done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 04:59:00 No.101414517 Report

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>>101414423
>she tells me the girl had 4 abortions

Better than 4 kids

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:00:00 No.101414527 Report

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>>101414423
>GF punches her in the back then drags her out of the apartment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:01:00 No.101414664 Report

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Happened to me today
>Talking to bros about what will be playing tonight
>One of them brings up splitting up to see who could complete Portal 2 co-op first
>WILD LANDWHALE APPEARS
>OMFG I LUV PORTAL!
>All the while I am thinking "please don't say it please don't say it please don't say it"
>THE CAKE IS A L-
>My friends and I in unison yell "NOPE"
>She walks off confused
Disaster averted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:01:00 No.101414670 Report

Quoted By: >>101414998

>>101414059
Oh god I love you. Punk is great.

I actually like all kinds of music, barely know any actual artists, but punk is one of them that I really love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:02:00 No.101414702 Report

Quoted By: >>101415097 >>101415904

>Sat in cafeteria eating a sandwich
>Hear a faint tremor
>Pause, look around in a puzzled manner.
>Everyone in the cafe is silent
>Hear another tremor
>Louder this time, like it's approaching the cafe
>Hear a scream far off in the distance
>Look towards the door
>My eyes widen in pure terror as I witness some kind of demon enter the room
>Her hair is long and black with dirt and grease, and evidence of long since failed attempts of dying the colour remain clear all over
>Her face is reminiscent of the Somme, a crater covered battlefield between grime and bodily fluids desperately fighting for dominance
>Her t-shirt is jet-black, but even through the dull colour one can see the various stains and grease that cover it, giving it a sort of sheen that glistens in the sunlight through the windows
>Upon it, words long since faded vaguely read: "For the Horde"
>Her arms are covered in a dark, moss-like substance that I could only assume was hair
>Her body represents that of a bull-elephant, every part is vast and wide like the plains of Africa and I felt almost stranded just staring at the immense rolls of fat that rippled with every move like an uncalm ocean.
>I drop my sandwich as the stench of 1000 different take-away meals forcefully hits me from the great beast at the other side of the room
>I gaze in horror and wonder at the sheer magnitude of the creature before me as I realise that I have met a monster only mentioned in myths
>A giant that is only whispered of in only the darkest corners of the internet
>I was beholding, a female gamer.
>I stood up slowly
>I knew that the beast's eyesight was probably based off sound so I tried not to make any noise
>I then knocked over a glass of water
>The monstrosity's head snapped over to me
>I ran
>I heard screaming and carnage as the creature smashed aside tables and people alike and blazed a path of destruction towards me.

in short, I got laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:02:00 No.101414707 Report

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>>101410150
>le

leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:02:00 No.101414746 Report

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>>101414423
Now you've got a milestone to reach.
See if you can make her have 10 abortions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:02:00 No.101414752 Report

Quoted By: >>101414799

>>101413139
Fuck off this is not /b/ shit for brains is does not matter if your underage

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:02:00 No.101414773 Report

Quoted By: >>101415631

>meet a modestly hot girl who was dating one of my friends
>date her a couple times after she and my friend break up
>she asks if I play video games
>red light goes up and I deny everything
>"oh...me either"
>go over to her apartment one day
>she actually has a PS2 and a couple of really good games like MGS3 and Beyond Good and Evil
>mfw
I eventually got her into some more casual PC games like portal (deal with it) and TF2, but she's still not a hardcore gamer or anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:03:00 No.101414799 Report

Quoted By: >>101416042

>>101414752
Yes it does. Rules are rules.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:03:00 No.101414829 Report

Quoted By: >>101415451

>meet girl on xbox live who lives in the same city
>meet girl in real life
>fat as fuck
>nope.jpg
>ditch her at the movie theater, unfreind/block her on facebook and xbox live.
>Unplug her from the matrix and toss her corpse off the harvesting tower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:05:00 No.101414979 Report

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>>101413798

>metal chicks

Yeah, because I just love girls with issues. Issues that most of the time are overblown shit. Seriously, getting a girl solely because of what they listen to is retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:05:00 No.101414998 Report

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>>101414670
Punk is a genre I really love*

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:05:00 No.101415044 Report

Quoted By: >>101415658

>>101411160
You could have just cloned you feraligator and traded to her so she could breed a totodile.
Shit's not hard.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:05:00 No.101415049 Report

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>>101414059

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:06:00 No.101415097 Report

Quoted By: >>101415969

>>101414702
...She raped you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:06:00 No.101415155 Report

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>>101402802
no the best ones are the ones who just start conversing about it intelligently and not start out with "LOL I LOVE VIDJAGAEMS"

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:07:00 No.101415262 Report

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>>101410316
>>101411256
As a male Duke fan, I apologise, we're not all mouthbreating retards retards who don't recognize that Duke, his world and everyone it it are all parodic reflection of their real world counterparts.

After all, it's either a videogame, or it's not.

Bring on Duke V

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:07:00 No.101415265 Report

Quoted By: >>101416065

>Friends invite me to go to the girl's school to meet up with the rest of our newly formed group of like 10 people
>"Okay, i'll go."
>meet 4 girls, three of which are in a relationship with three of my bros.
>find out ALL of them play videogames, not shit like Farmville, but actual games.
>One is a massive RPG fan, likes nearly all kinds of games except FPS because they make her nervous.
>Other plays casually, but is always willing to play. Mainly into RPGs.
>Next one is into Castlevania a lot. found out later she had Assburgers. she was weird and awkward as fuck. canned all kinds of communication.
>The last one was pretty as fuck, brown eyes, dark hair, petite, D tits and a nice ass. curvy figure. easily a 9/10. Played a lot of Horror games, Shmups and Puzzle games. Also into Anime and Manga, but she kept it to her. Sadly, she was in a relationship. eventually became best friends with #1 and #4, especially with 4. Decided not to push a breakup.
>A year later we talk for hours on MSN, and play a lot on Steam. aparently she's having a bad time with his BF who was an egotistical fuck and also was aggressive, so i decided to tell her to leave him.
>She DOES one day later
>ask her out inmediately
>"I was gonna ask you that."
>FFFFFFFUCK YEAR
>Still together to this day.

Now we're waiting for Catherine to be released.
We're not gonna download the easymodo patch.
Feels fucking awesome, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:07:00 No.101415285 Report

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>Playing Dorf Fortress in library during an off period
>Library assistant comes over because nothing's going on
>She's kind of cute, a junior, one year below me.
>Just looks at the screen for a while
>Messing around with my execution chamber. Eventually manage to get a caged Hydra in.
>Series of bridges that drop a cage lower and lower so that the dorfs don't have to go near it
>Amass a large assortment of kobolds and goblins
>Drop about 60 of em in there
>Girl giggles as they all get brutally slaughtered by Rapeflame of the Burning Sodomy.
>Start talking about dem fukken dorfs
>She's into pretty much all vidya. She has a bitchin' PC, a PS3 and a Wii because she missed out on the GC.
>Holy fuck I'm in love
>Ask her out a few weeks later while we're playing co-op MHFU on PSPs
>She says yes

>Still dating 5 years later. Thinking of getting engaged now that I have a job that doesn't pay minimum wage

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:09:00 No.101415402 Report

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>go to gamestop
>wanna buy black ops
>wait in line for multiple hours behind fat kids and weeaboo faggots
>some thirty-odd-year-old is hassling the clerk about BlazBlue
>finally leaves
>drink my questionably motherfucking hot coffee
>wonder if it's actually motherfucking cold
>weeaboos are speaking broken Japanese
>yell out IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN A JAPANESE PRESCHOOL
>see a python in the corner
>you don't see snake
>start thinking with portals
>eventually get to the front of the line
>clerk is a GRRRRL gamer
>she wants to fuck
>she acts all "kawaii" and says "Uguu~" and "Desu~"
>tells me that only low-life virgins play Call of Duty, and that Halo is the best FPS ever
>I disagree
>she says Halo invented FPS
>I laugh and disprove her
>she says that Halo was the first shooting game, and that it invented plasma rifles and planes with weapons
>I call her an idiot
>she calls me a noob
>ask for Battletoads
>she questions the girth of my penis
>ask if she's got Belts and Zippers XIII
>she calls me a garden gnome
>I pay for the games
>she calls me a loser
>she still wants to fuck
>realise that Ondore is lying
>I take the game with my bear hands
>suddenly, she screams
>I scream
>the fat weeaboos scream
>I'm a bear
>she's a bear
>we're all bears
>abre la puerta, t叝ate al suelo, todo el mundo anda el dinosaurio

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:09:00 No.101415451 Report

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>>101414829
>Toss off the harvesting tower
Ha!

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:10:00 No.101415515 Report

Quoted By: >>101416171

>>101414423
>drinking
>angry girlfriend that yells
>violence

so how was the dickings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:10:00 No.101415532 Report

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>>101412402
Hiding the fact that videogames are your life.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:10:00 No.101415562 Report

Quoted By: >>101418053

>Be a skinny-fit semi-attractive guy whose a total pathetic beta who gets anxious even when passing people on the sidewalk

I feel bad for my parents

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:11:00 No.101415609 Report

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>metal girl
>you want either
a. a guy who wears shorts/shirt/boots with a vagina
b. damaged goods
c. attention whore

>take it from me kid, dont date any girl who's into a scene. deep down you know you want a cute girl who's into art, music, books and drama tv shows, someone who wears dresses and makes an effort to look nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:11:00 No.101415631 Report

Quoted By:

>>101414773
Rare instance of a girl hiding her power level too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:11:00 No.101415644 Report

Quoted By:

>>101411364

I've played TF2 and L4D with a whole bunch of Aussie chicks I first played with on battlefield 1942. They're definitely there bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:11:00 No.101415658 Report

Quoted By:

>>101415044

But why would he want to?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:11:00 No.101415659 Report

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>highschool
>KAWAII DESU NE filipinos in a group talking about video games
>one girl I PLAY ALL KINDS OF VIDEO GAMES
>what dyou play
>LIKE CALL OF DUTY AND HALO I'M SO GOOD AT THAT WHEN MY BROTHER LETS ME PLAY
>later, we do a project where we make a box and put things about us inside it
>her box has pangya and more kawaii games in it

>anime club
>know its full of weeaboos cus i'm not a faggot
>anime club convinces ASB to do an anime spirit day
>OMG LOL POKEMON WE'RE SO NERDY HAHA NARUTO
>all day
>refer to it as weeaboo day by accident
>class gets mad at me WHAT'S WRONG WITH ANIME
>try to explain difference between weeaboos and anime fans
>previous girl gives me the evil eye
>I dont even give a fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:12:00 No.101415766 Report

Quoted By: >>101415953

>Be in Junior High
>Get some false girlfriend because fuck it, it's Junior High
>don't give a fuck, sometimes hold hands in recess, talk about stuff etc.
>get bored and dump her
>she gets mad
>since she knew that I liked videogames, started making shit about me ONLY talking about videogames to her
>known as akward videogame guy for the rest of junior high

Also, this
>In classroom
>Start playing the song Volver a Comenzar from Cafe Tacuba
>One girl starts laughing, which ironically, was the girl I had a crush, and she knew it
>Why are you laughing?
>Isn't that song from Little Big Planet?
>Well yeah...so?
>I didn't know you liked childish games
>Hey, little big planet is an awesome game, although I hear it because Café Tacuba are awesome
>Hehe :3
>Friend (which also played with me in a SUPER BAND!) comes to the conversation. "Oh yeah, Café Tacuba has some great songs, you should totally...
>Friend's girlfriend steps in
>She's really annoying, reddit type of women, spouting memes and EPIC!!!1!!1!ONE!! every second.
>She's also ugly
>OH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT CAFE TACUBA, I LOVE IT MY FAVOURITE SONG IS
>and starts singing
>awkward silence while she sings
>girl I had a crush goes
>I give the WHAT THE FUCK MAN look to my friend
>he just looks at me with the I'm sorry man... look

FUCKING ATTENTIONWHORES.

Also, my friend's girlfriend broke up with him and treated him like crap afterwards. Like if he was his slave, and he did nothing because he was still in love with her.

Bitches and whores man, bitches and whores...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:13:00 No.101415804 Report

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I feel I'm missing out /v/.
I never really had any of this. Everyone at my school were pretty normal. I mean you got a few wierdos, but that could all be explains medically.
Non of this "HAVE U EVA GIGGLESQEED SO HARD YOU NOMMED SOMEONE" shite.
Infact no one really had much of an opinion on anime. There was one kid you could describe as an otaku, but he was alright. Everyone had pretty much watched atleast one anime growing up. But never really a big deal.
I sometimes actually think you make this stuff up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:13:00 No.101415817 Report

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> minding my own business
> really hot girl approaches me
> start to get nervous
> awkward, but she's clearly into me
> get even more nervous, start shaking from inexperience
> she asks me what I'm in to
> PANIC ATTACK
> tell her "video games"
> she mentions a game I haven't played, yet claim to dislike
> awkwardly distance myself, just like I do with every other hot girl I meet
> convince myself it was because of her taste, and not my crippling fear of revealing my <5" penis to another human

average /v/ user.jpg

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:14:00 No.101415904 Report

Quoted By: >>101415969

>>101414702

I enjoyed reading that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:14:00 No.101415953 Report

Quoted By: >>101416781

>>101415766
>Junior High

Leave.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:14:00 No.101415966 Report

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>In supermarket
>Talking with brother about TF2
>9/10 girl overhears us and talks to us about the game
>She said she's been playing it for awhile
>Get her steam ID and add so we can play together
>Check out her backpack
>NO HATS
>NOPE
>Removes steam ID

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:15:00 No.101415969 Report

Quoted By:

>>101415904
Thank you.

>>101415097
Yes. It was horrifying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:15:00 No.101416013 Report

Quoted By: >>101416167 >>101416384

>Meet girl in bar.
>Manage to get her home.
>ready for some sweet sweet love making.
>she spots my gaming area next to my bed.
>"Sweet setup, what games do you have."
>Mention my few physical copy games
>Whathaveidone.jpg
>instead of having sex I have to watch her play demon souls.

You know, I just wanted a one night stand, but I guess the outcome was ok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:15:00 No.101416042 Report

Quoted By:

>>101414799
My bad just saw the global rules i apologize.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:15:00 No.101416065 Report

Quoted By: >>101416319

>>101415265

>Next one is into Castlevania a lot. found out later she had Assburgers. she was weird and awkward as fuck. canned all kinds of communication.

You're an asshole, you know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:17:00 No.101416167 Report

Quoted By: >>101416470

>>101416013
I'd call that a success.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:17:00 No.101416171 Report

Quoted By:

>>101415515
shhhh I'm lurking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:18:00 No.101416319 Report

Quoted By: >>101417229 >>101417823

>>101416065

She also was the XDXD! EPIC FAAAAIL! LOL AWESOME! LULZ type.
And once they started dating, she made one of my best bros a living zombie.
Only time for her, putted him in a lot of awkward situations, etc. Fucking weird bitch.
Nearly all the group hates her, but we never talk about it for respect to our fallen bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:19:00 No.101416343 Report

Quoted By:

>>101407701
Because throwing out a friendship with someone whom you've known for years is valid when it was because of a girl.
Bros before hoes is valid, nigga. I'd rather have a friend than a gf who will leave whenever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:19:00 No.101416348 Report

Quoted By: >>101416489

> I notice a leviathan at the bow of our ship
> Debate between L4D1 and L4D2 ceases
> Rush to battle stations but the colossal creature continued it's path
> Reach ship's wheel but it's too late
> "guys? you play L4D? omg! me too! what's yer gaz-r-tag?!?!?"
> Men begin jumping overboard, but as my duty as captain, I decided to go down with the ship.
> "Oh we play on PC, we don't have gamertags."
> "PC? Why not use a mac?"
> Ears bleeding profusely. To end my excruciating pain, I bite on my cyanide capsle
> "Well at least we can play together on Farmville"
> Death by pill was not quick enough, but death by blade was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:19:00 No.101416384 Report

Quoted By: >>101417592

>>101416013
>Girl playing Demon's Souls

I'd say you did awwwwwwwright.
At least, if that wasn't the end of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:20:00 No.101416470 Report

Quoted By: >>101416636

>>101416167
He didn't get laid, and had to watch some stranger play video games.
How is this a success?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:21:00 No.101416489 Report

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>>101416348
An enjoyable read.
Well done.

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:21:00 No.101416551 Report

Quoted By:

>>101414509
Isn't it fun to lie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:22:00 No.101416636 Report

Quoted By: >>101417206

>>101416470
Because he found an actual girl gamer that he wanted to fuck. Not one a pretend one that wanted to fuck him.

Glue !!+l9gLykYbcY

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Glue !!+l9gLykYbcY Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:22:00 No.101416639 Report

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>>101401690
>not playing spectral souls on her Android phone.
>playing farmville and bejeweled instead
you should be nice and introduce here to real games OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:22:00 No.101416672 Report

Quoted By: >>101416851

>>101409822
Too much bush.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:23:00 No.101416703 Report

Quoted By: >>101417547

>>101406946
>A strawman is a weaker or obviously flawed version of an argument which is presented by an opponent and easy smacked around by him to make your argument look foolish
Holy shit are you stupid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:24:00 No.101416781 Report

Quoted By: >>101416934

>>101415953
Dude, I was obviously talking about the past. Fuck. Read the rest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:24:00 No.101416851 Report

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>>101416672
That's the shadow between her legs you goddamn idiots. The lighting is bad. If that was her pubes there'd be a foot of space between her belly button and her crotch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:25:00 No.101416934 Report

Quoted By:

>>101416781
>LittleBigPlanet
>Junior High

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:25:00 No.101416937 Report

Quoted By:

>>101408391
I was among the group of people who started the chess club in my HS in senior year. But people who like video games started joining, so it became a game club the next year. Then the year after that, it dissipated. Feels bad man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:25:00 No.101416938 Report

Quoted By:

>Don't feel like writing the long-ass greentext story

tl;dr:
>Meet girl in cafeteria
>She likes monster hunter
>She plays monster hunter
>She's GOOD at monster hunter
>Holy fuck I'm in love
>Ask her out
>Hunting bros for life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:25:00 No.101416970 Report

Quoted By: >>101417166

>go to party with some close friends and their gf's
>talking to my friends as their gf's wonder off
>hanging out, having a good time, talking about their lives hwo exciting they are
>feel kind of lonely
>suddenly nemisis bursts through the wall
>he starts tearing people apart
>screaming, blood spurts everywhere
>3 of my friends run, their girlfriends get killed
>a stay decapitated hand flys over and grabs onto my fully erect boner and starts jerking me off
>i fucking engorge into a massive green penis hulk
>i my 2 surviving friends morph into 2 huge muscular arms
>they hold nemesis down in place and is slide myself inside of him rigorously, tearing him apart, killing him.
>it was glorious
>3 weeks later nemesis calls me and tells me he's pregnant
>8 months passed
>he gives birth to a premature baby
>have to shell out so much cash to keep this baby alive
>the baby is 6 years old and has blonde hair, nemesis has blonde hair
>my mother and father both have blonde hair
>the baby has dark hair and tans very easy, like he's italian
>my best friend is italian
>get the baby tested
>IT ISNT MINE
>IVE SPENT MY LIFE SUPPORTING A CHILD THAT ISNT MINE, LIVING WITH A SELFISH NEEDY BITCH WHO NEEDS TO LOOSE WAIT AND MY FRIENDS BETRAYED ME

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:26:00 No.101417041 Report

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>>101408842
>Turning down a girl because she doesn't like the same games as you.
>Implying this isn't some bullshit story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:27:00 No.101417127 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410356
I have a girl friend who isn't into games, but she does that.

"Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis go get my bag for me"
"Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis go get my binder"
"Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis can I have a dollar?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:28:00 No.101417166 Report

Quoted By:

>>101416970
Tried to hard.

Stay realistic, but not too realistic.

Borderline crazy, without dipping into insanity.

2/10 for effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:28:00 No.101417206 Report

Quoted By:

>>101416636
He went out for a one night stand.
He didn't get laid.
He was not after any relationship and did not actively go out to find a girl gamer.
This is not a succsess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:28:00 No.101417229 Report

Quoted By:

>>101416319

...Oh.
In that case, good riddance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:29:00 No.101417306 Report

Quoted By: >>101417408 >>101417417

how does half of /v/ have a story about cute gamer girls walking up to them and wanting to fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:31:00 No.101417408 Report

Quoted By:

>>101417306

You didn't even read the thread.
90% are landwhales.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:31:00 No.101417417 Report

Quoted By:

>>101417306
girls are sluts.

Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ

Bi-Polar Hernandez !KuKq0dYqkQ Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:32:00 No.101417498 Report

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>>101405880
>Sister says she's good at Black Ops because she played it at a friend's house.
>Throw her in combat training
>She has no idea what she's doing.

why.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:32:00 No.101417506 Report

Quoted By:

>>101412604
Yeah kind of a bitch.

I considered hanging out with guys just to get in a position where I could meet and fuck girls but never would I lead a woman on that I didn't want just to get another. That's a dick/bitch move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:32:00 No.101417539 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409169

23 - 15

Oh boy, you are low. And you didn't worry that she might be fuck ugly too, that whole time? Even 4/10s wouldn't be that shy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:32:00 No.101417547 Report

Quoted By:

>>101416703
That IS what a strawman is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:33:00 No.101417592 Report

Quoted By: >>101417732 >>101417886

>>101416384

I made her laugh during the sex with my blacksmith ed impression. She is now my girlfriend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:33:00 No.101417614 Report

Quoted By:

>Be male
>Girl says hello
>Punch her in the face

FUCK YOU I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:34:00 No.101417695 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410357
Quadruple D's!?
OH SHIT NIGGER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:34:00 No.101417732 Report

Quoted By:

>>101417592
Sure she is.

>I made her laugh during sex with my blacksmith ed impression
REALITY
>I made her laugh with my tiny dick

So sorry, i'm feeling like a bit of a bitch tonight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:35:00 No.101417823 Report

Quoted By:

>>101416319

>she made one of my best bros a living zombie.

Many of us know that feel too, Anon.
Fucking sucks ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:36:00 No.101417886 Report

Quoted By:

>>101417592
>during the sex

Anyways,
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:37:00 No.101417980 Report

Quoted By:

>go into thread to laugh at anon stories
>realize how much i want a boyfriend
>read about hideous whales
>at least i'm not ugly :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:37:00 No.101417982 Report

Quoted By:

>>101410616
Which Street Fighter?
If it's one of the early ones, I'd shake your hand for kicking Sagat's ass with Dan.
If it's IV...that's not a big surprise, Dan's a fucking monster in that game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:38:00 No.101418053 Report

Quoted By:

>>101415562
>who gets anxious even when passing people on the sidewalk

I do this, but I'm scared they're gonna stab me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Jul 2011 05:38:00 No.101418097 Report

Quoted By:

>>101409822
At first I thought she had 3 tits.

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