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So, /v/, is there any way to "manage" villagers in my town? How can I make people I hate leave? I have these two ducks in my town, and I fucking hate ducks in this game. Ducks and Squirrels. So I smack them with a net all the fuck time, but they don't leave! Then, I sent them racist letters like "Get out of here, Duck, you aren't welcome" or "I'll fucking lynch you if I see you out past dark" or whatever. But they just write back "oh, ha ha, your letter is so funny, here's a shirt!", like they're mocking me! So I bought some of those sign posts and painted up hate signs at the Abel Sisters, like "Duck go home" or "Nigger duck garbage", and STILL they wont fucking leave! There has to be a way. How do I get them damn dirty ducks out of my fucking town?