>join the army to be a military police officer
>earn the title of military police officer after basic and AIT
>get to my first unit
>my career consist of activites such as
>sitting around playing on my phone
>cutting grass
>stupid shit like painting a white fan black so it matches the platoon office better
>get blamed for everything because i am a private
>have to stand at parade rest for and "respect" dickwad specialist who dont do shit ever and just suck the sergeants dick all day so they can get wavered to go to the promotion board when really they are just as fucking clueless as every1 else
>"pick up trash and police the company area" when there is nothing to fucking clean or pick up for hours
>still have to get up at 5am every morning and PT so im in shape for sitting at a motorpool all day

this is not the army i thought i signed up for. the real army is nothing like what u see on TV or what a recruiter tells you, guess he did a good job. this is fucking batshit stupid and i want out.