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Anonymous !9s0vj/v7hE No.102417493 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>102418021 >>102421878 >>102427381 >>102430819 >>102432239 >>102434180 >>102434354
>A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

>she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

>he said "NO..""

>da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

>boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

>she was ded.

>he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

>xxx~*...like dis if u cry evry time...~*xxx
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