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!!LaXREskQWPx No.104651319 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Go to Zakera Wards
>Talk to game salesman, sweaty Salarian neckbeard
>Recommends Galaxy of Fantasy
>Decide to try it
>Log on
>Servers are slow
>Finally make my character
>Instantly swarmed by Batarians
>"BT? BT? GIB CREDTS I RPRT U! XAXAXAXAXA"
>Take it back
>Sweaty Salarian talking to some Korgan about Madden 2187
>Ask to return it
>Only receive 2 credits off another purchase

FUCKING ZAKERA WARDS