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>Be part of gaming forum
>Not a clan, just a group who plays different games together
>Awesome people everywhere
>One guy in particular who stood out
>Everyone loves him
>Start talking to him over steam
>He eventually gives me full access to his PSN account, letting me download a whole bunch of DLC and games for free out of kindness
>Become major bros
>One day, he disappears from the internet
>People start asking around, no one knows what happened to him
>He didn't use a mic, so we don't know what he sounds like
>Didn't talk much about his social life, so don't even know what state he lives in
>Didn't even give any minor information
>A year passes
>Looking over his posts after I noticed his steam account had been offline for a year
>Decide to snoop around PSN account for details
>Find his full name, his state, his city, EVERYTHING I'd need to find some way to contact him
>Find out only way to is send an email to his dad or something
>Try as delicately as possible to explain situation in email, it'll probably sound really creepy if done improperly
>Wait a few days for a response
>New email pops up from the dad
>"refrain from any further contact with us."

To this day, I still don't know what happened to him. And all I have to say is, if you're out there, and you see this: We all miss you. And I haven't bought any games on you account, just like I promised.