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Anonymous !WaiFuXP6nY No.109836170 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>109836432
ITT: Genuine moments where you felt bad for an NPC

>playing Halo: CE
>on the 2nd mission where you have to find the other survivors on Halo
>get the Warthog, drive around while my gunnerbro shoots all the covenant
>clear out a squad of covenant near a crashed ship
>notice gunnerbro is low on health
>get off warthog, get gunnerbro off as well, thinking he will pick up a health pack
>he doesn't
>ohwell.jpg
>about to get back in, suddenly notice gunner bro is firing up at the sky
>look up
>ITS A MOTHERFUCKING COVENANT DROPSHIP RIGHT ON FUCKING TOP OF US
>panic
>toss out all 8 grenades and NOPE my way out of there
>come back, all covenant are dead and the dropship is gone
>get back in Warthog
>GUNNERBRO DOESN'T GET ON
>restart
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