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!!Y6th7F6WAoC No.110170669 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
REASONS TO STAY INSIDE GAMING GREENTEXT STORYTIME GENERAL.


>out at the local mall.
>waiting on female friend whos buying something from a racy 'all women' store.
>look out window.
>on roof of wider lower floor at the foot of the window a crow lands.
>then 6 pigeons land and eat the crow alive.
>then they stop.
>all snap to looking at me at once.
>then slowly walk away outside of the windows view.
>all thats left are wings and the tail feathers and a bit of spine.
>friend arrives.
>"so what do you want to do next anon?"
>GO HOME.