ITT: Vidya humor. Your momma's so fat, if she supermutant she'd be a behemoth.
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Your momma's so wasteful, if she were a portable console, she'd be game gear
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I tried to play morrowind, but I was so oblivious.
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Why do they call it the PS3? Because when you see it, you turn 3 radians and walk away more or less in the opposite direction
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Your mom is so fat, it takes 2 songs to warp her in Ocarina of Time
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Why do they call it xbox 360? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away trampling the console
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Your momma's so fat, god needs to buy the multi-pickup upgrade to grab her!
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>>110385611 YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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Yo momma's so fat when she walks in the room the Judicator says "CARRIER HAS ARRIVED."
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A krogan says to one krogan: "I don't think I can do this" The other krogan says: "Grow a pair, or two"
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What are Mario's overalls made of? Denim Denim Denim
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Your momma's so short, she makes Oddjob players cry.
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Your momma's so ugly, she's the reason the series is called "Devil May Cry"!
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what they call tifa if she was dentist office?teetha
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If Pacman were a rapper he'd be Waka Flocka
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any /g/ents here? your moms so fat the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow!
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Your momma's so wasteful, if she were a portable console, she'd be a 3DS
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Your momma is so fat, she had to buy two Kinects.
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how do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke 'em on
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your mama is so dumb she thinks a Lightsaber is fat free
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Your momma's so cheap, during steam summer sales, she's free
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>>110386162 Mother of
header files To understand this joke, you must first understand this joke.
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If Killzone 3 was a cooking game, it'd be Calzone 3
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I tell you I get no respect. No respect at all. Last night I climbed on top of my wife, she said, "I didn't ask for this." I don't even get respect from my doctor. I went to the doctor, I said, "I said I need some medical help," he said, "Quit spammin faggot."
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Your momma's so stupid, she thought she needed a Wii Fit Board for each foot.
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Yo momma's so fat, it takes two pitfall traps to capture her
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You know you play WOW too much when you consider your girlfriends pants an rare drop.
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If Borderlands took place on the ocean it would be called Borderocean
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Your momma's so fat, she has her own server.
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Your momma's so fat, when she pops, she accuses everyone in the zone of spawn-camping.
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Your momma's so stupid, when the game tutorial asked for a "left mouse button" input, she had to ask me where it is.in b4 this actually happened to you
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>Hey Statler, what are you playing? >I'm playing Final Fantasy, Waldorf >Which one? >The last one >Like I said, which one? DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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If Demon's Souls was a game about bettering oneself, it'd be Demon's Goals
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Yo mama's so dumb she did ask for this.
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YO MOMMA'S SO FAT AS SOON AS SHE STARTS A MATCH IT SAYS "SERVER FULL"
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>>110387025 If Demon's Souls was developed by Bethesda, it would be Demon's Scrolls
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Your momma's so scary when she walked into Quarry Junction the Deathclaws moved back to California.
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Your momma's so big, when she sneezed, a guy said "Bless you and you and you and you..."
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>>110386021 I don't get it...
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>>110386148 never gets old
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Your momma is so large, the NCR and Legion fought over her.
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Yo momma's so fat, when they tell her to go to another castle, she turns around.
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Your momma's so fat she delayed Episode 3.
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>>110384731 which eps does homer wear that hat? was it the one when he sang nacho man?
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a box and coins fell out.
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
Your momma's so ugly, they had to dip her in FEV just so they could look at her.
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Yo momma so fat, it takes the Horkos Buster to get her ass of the couch
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>>110386812 Is dis nigga serious?
I laughed a bit. Fool who bears the Name of Freedom.
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My friends call me Hadoukenbecause I'm downright fierce!
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your mama's so fat whenever she has to make an avatar the server crashes
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Yo momma so fat her weight stat is expressed in scientific notation.
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YOUR SO GAY WHENEVER YOU PLAY A WRPG YOU PICK A GIRL.
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>>110385604 Only good one thus far.
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Your momma's so fat she writes Bioware romances.
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Yo momma so ugly, they modelled the NPCs in Oblivion after her.
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>>110387608 Your momma is so ugly, even harold and bob wouldn't go out with her.
not as good as yours but seriously you fucking rock dude Anonymous
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>>110387820 >He didn't read the spoilers Anonymous
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What did one spartan say to the other spartan? "Halo"
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Your mother bought Dragon Age 2
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes damage the healer has to run to the next zone.
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Yo momma's so fat, they named Mass Effect in her homage. End of line.
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Your mother play cod. AND SHE THINKS QUICKSCOPING IS COOL.
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
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Your daddy's so fat and pale, hunters mistook him for a Khezu.
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Your momma is so fat, when a psycho strips the flesh and salts a wound, she eats it.
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>>110388168 > the healer has to call for a warp would be better.
Or
> the healer needs a flying mount Anonymous
Yo momma's so ugly, she went to a zerg hatchery and they didn't kill her or nothin cause she looks like a zerg and they're all super ugly and she's ugly too so they thought she was like a zergling or some shit, or maybe a ultralisk cause she's so fat too lol
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your mommas so fat that she was diagnosed with diabetes and can't even leave her bed and she has to wear diapers because she can't move from her bed and she only has a few more years to live as a result of this unhealthy lifestyle
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Yo momma so stupid she didn't know that Final Fantasy 3 was actually Final Fantasy 6 in glorious Nippon!
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yo mommas so fat the bard gave her half of a radial menu
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yo momma is so stupid she thinks there were final fantasy games before 7, fallout games before 3, and elder scrolls games before oblivion
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YA MAMA'S SO FAT (how fat is she?) YA MAMA IS SO BIG AND FAT THAT SHE CAN GET BUSY WITH 22 BURRITOS WHEN TIMES ARE ROUGH I'VE SEEN HER IN THE BACK OF TACO BELL WITH HANDCUFFS IT'S A SAD FACT YA MAMA SMOKES CRACK SHE'S GOT A BURNIN' YEARNIN' AND THERE'S NO TURNIN' BACK HER KNUCKLES DRAG DOWN TO THE GROUND WHEN SHE WALK SPIT COMES OUT THAT BITCH MOUTH WHEN SHE TALK NAKED ON A MOUNTAINTOP, TOOTING ON A FLIZOOT RIDIN' ON A HORSE, DRINKIN' WHISKEY OUT A BIZOOT SHE'S GOT THE WINGS AND TEETH OF AN AFRICAN BAT HER MIDDLE NAME IS MUDBONE, AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT YA MAMA'S GOT A GLASS EYE WITH A FISH IN IT YA MAMA, YA MAMA, YA MAMA
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yo momma is so fat that when she digs gravel instead of the gravel gowing down it goes up
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A PS3 owner was pissed because Sony lost his data and had no games, so he bought a gun and went to kill the board members. After blasting his way through ten floors of employees, he was so overcome with grief he decided to take his own life. He put the gun to his head, and just then, one of the Sony execs burst out of the elevator and cried, "Don't do it!" To which the PS3 owner replied, "Shut up, you're next."
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Yo mama is so fat she has to use noclip to get around.
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Yo mama's so fat, she caused a paper jam in the Thousand Year Door
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your mama is so fat that she take 4 squares in tactic games. your mama is so fat that she make the gravity gun turning around her your mama is so nice, I'd fuck her with my favorite rake
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Captain Jefferson Burns and his squad was killed today while under fire enemy troops, they were hiding behind a rack of PS3 games when they were ambushed
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Yo mamma so dumb she spent the day saying "Am not," to R2.
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yo momma's so fat that her entrance to narnia is the fridge
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Yo momma's so fat, when she casts Almsivi/divine intervention, she doesn't move.
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Your momma is so stupid, she asked me what game I was playing and I said "Smash TV", so she smashed the TV.
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Yo momma's such a ho she blew a Nintendo cartridge.
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After experiencing life on Banoi, Sam B learned the who do's and who don'ts of voodoo.
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Yo mamma's so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit.
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Yo momma is so slow, it took her an hour to finish Half-Minute Hero.
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Yo momma so fat her move stat is negative.
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Yo momma so fat her hitbox takes up the entire screen.
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Yo Mama's so fat that unupgraded Corruptors do bonus 20 damage to her.
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Yo momma so fat they named The Maw after her.
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Game Newell was walking along the street, when he was accosted by an improvisational actor spouting Shakespeare in his face. So he said, "Never" and ran away, leaving the baffled actor in the middle of the sidewalk. He wasn't two blocks away before he bumped into a Jehovas witness who asked him if he'd heard the good word. He cried, "Never" and sprinted in the opposite direction, leaving the Jehovas witness scratching his head. Before he'd even gotten down the street, he ran headfirst into a mime, screamed, "NEVER!!!" and immediately ran home. The mime had never been so confused in his life. When he got home, he found an email from /v/, asking when Episode 3 was coming out. He said, "Shut up. Stop asking. You look stupid."
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Your mom's so fat, she needs 2 Hearthstones.
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
Your momma's so small Plesioth can't hip check her.
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How do you know when summer vacation is over?Minecraft updates.
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At the start of Half Live, why do you have 100 HP?
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yo momma's so ugly, Jason Bright tried to take her with him into outer space you momma's so ugly, a super mutant tried to use her as a guard dog you momma's so ugly, Bethesda used her face as preset
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>>110389833 >you momma's so ugly, Bethesda used her face as preset Anonymous
>>110389722 >Plessy Hipcheck >Not hitting That can never be possible.
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I thought the sprint button was broken, but I forgot I was playing as your mom.
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Link, Gordon Freeman, and Chell walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"The joke is over.
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Your mom's so dumb, when they were passing out brains, you thought they said "Trains"... and then, you got on it... on a train, then went for a ride!
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Yo mama's such a ho, the key slipped into the hole like buttah.
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my last apartment was so full of bugs it could be in a bethesda game
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If was ever a Minecraft themed cereal it would be called Notch-O's.
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>>110390136 can't stop laughing i had never in my life heard of that game. bought it on PSN and it's a masterpiece.
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>>110390253 >>110389923 bethesda jokes could have an entire thread by themselves
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yo momma's so gay even bioware wouldn't write it
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C.J. YO MOMMA WAS SO FAT ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN BUT SHE COULDN'T BECAUSE SHE WAS SO FAT
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Yo' mama's so hairy she's gotta comb her wrist ta check her Pipboy. Your mom is so manly, Mario noticed her toadstool. His mama raced on rainbow road yesterday.>How do you know that? 'Cuz last time I checked, brown ain't a color of the rainbow.
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A rogue walks up to a city guard. He asks for directions, but the guard just says, "Welcome to Corneria!" So the rogue picks his pockets, shakes his head, and goes inside. So then a white mage walks up to the city guard. She asks for directions, but the guard just says, "Welcome to Corneria!" So the white mage buffs him, shakes her head, and goes inside. So then a black mage walks up to the city guard. He asks for directions, but the guard just says, "Welcome to Corneria!" So the black mage drains his HP, shakes his head, and goes inside. Finally a young boy comes up to the guard and says, "I've been standing here all day, and there's something you should know," to which the guard replies, "Welcome to Corneria!" "That's what I'm trying to tell you!" says the boy. "This is Onlak!"
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>>110389963 Yeah you're right my bad.
Your momma's so short and ugly Andrei mistook her for a fleshcraft.
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>>110390486 Nigga shut up, you high
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yo momma's so ugly, Alan Wake shone his flashlight at her.
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>>110390639 oh god, I fucking lost it
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Your mom so uglyyoure a fucking nigger
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she sleeps she blocks routes and has to be woken up with a pokeflute.
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>>110390253 >so full of bugs >bethesda game Anonymous
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Your momma's so fat she had to be split up into three packs of launch DLC.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she broke her arm while sitting in a fucking wagon for six months and got lost for three days on the way to Oregon.
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Yo momma's so sluttly, her pants have a drop rate of 100%
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>>110390486 For some reason, for some fucking reason, this made me laugh the most because it's so fucking stupid.
DAVY !DAVYxvK9z2
Your momma's like a shotgun. One cock and she's ready to blow!
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Your mommas so fat, Gabe Newell be like "Damn!"
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hEres 1 4 u wytes boys! yo momma so dum she drive a penut 2 work!!!
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>>110391216 That's clever.
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Old classic from me childhood. Whats Mario's overalls made of?DENIMDENIMDENIM
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "Client not found - internal server error(###); please reinstall the client and try again"
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Your momma's so bloated Ubisoft uses her as DRM
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>>110391339 Somebody did that already and had to explain it. It doesn't work in text form.
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Your momma is so fat, shes slower than K-mart bluelight internet.
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I was at Gamestop the other day. I couldn't find the game I wanted so I left empty-handed. The police showed up at my house later and arrested me for stealing PS3 games.
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a creep colony and it turned into a sunken colony.
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Yo mama's so fat Doomguy can't hold all her guts
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Yo momma so fat she's more hamfisted than Bioware dialogue
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>>110391339 I dont understand this joke, maybe because I am not english and I read words in a different view and I did listen to the underground theme as another suggested, still, nothing.
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yo momma's so ugly, Bioware based all Dragon Age 2 textures off her personal photograph album.
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>/v/ joke thread without math jokes ISHYGDDT
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Your momma's so fat bald and ugly she makes Broodmothers look like succubi.
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>>110391276 shotguns take two cocks.
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I WAS PLAYING BIOSHOCK THE OTHER DAY AND I NOTICE THERE'S NOT A SINGLE BROTHER IN RAPTURE. WHY THE FUCK NOT? THEN I REMEMBER- BLACK PEOPLE ALREADY GOT THEIR OWN UNDERWATER CITY:PS3 still has NO GAMES
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>>110391600 /v/ is so zetta slow.
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>>110391708 just like yo momma
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>>110391852 Hey fuck you, I was gonna make that joke!
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Your momma's so fat, she runs worse than modded New Vegas.
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The other day I got out of my car and sprinted into the Bethesda office at full-speed. I found the first person available and screamed in their face, "I hate your fucking guts!" She said, "Are you here about the DRM management job?" I said, "No, you don't understand. You're garbage. Human waste. Your games suck." She said, "Oh, wait, are you here about the game designer position?" I got so angry that before I could finish another word, I doubled over and vomited all over her shoes. She said, "OH! YOU'RE HERE ABOUT THE WRITING JOB!"
Doomguy !!xLMyhaJ2m2P
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yo momma's so fat, Sonic tried to orbit her ass and got tired
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Yo mama's a perfectly satisfied CAPCOM fan.
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yo momma so stupid she didn't get dubs
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>>110391852 PSHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Yo momma so dumb she stutters more than Deus Ex on the 360
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Yo momma so fat when she logs on the server crashes.
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I went to the Valve Headquarters a couple months ago. I took an elevator to get to the third floor. I've been stuck here ever since.
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Yo mama's such a cheap bitch, she was stealing paper from the origami store.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she spend an hour looking for the other M in Metroid.
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yo momma's so fat, Wander tried to take her down for Domin's essence. yes shadow of the colossus
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Your momma's so stupid, she has just about as much IQ as the PS3 does games
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>>110392329 The other day I went into Valve for a job interview. I walked up to the counter and said, "I'm here for an interview." The secretary said, "Have a seat, it'll just be a minute."
I almost starved to death.
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>>110392496 Well, yo mama's so dumb, she actually found it.
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yo momma's so dumb, she put the princess in the wrong castle
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>>110392736 AHAHAHAHAHA NICE.
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yo momma's so dumb she brought dragon age 2 for the ps3
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>>110392673 650?
That's pretty smart yo
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Last week I went into Bethesda for a job interview. So I'm sitting in the lobby and there's this guy walking around with a rolled-up newspaper. He's looking at the walls, the floor, the ceiling. It's really weird, but I need this job, so I try to ignore it. So they call me up for my interview and while I'm in the elevator, the guy next to me has this little spray bottle. He's spraying the walls, the floors, the ceiling. That's weird too, but like I said, I need this job, so I do my best to ignore it. Finally I get to the office where they're gonna hold the interview and when I walk in the lights are off. Suddenly they go on, and the guy who's supposed to interview me dives on the floor with a fly-swatter and goes, "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?!" I go, "What the hell is WRONG with all you people?!" He says, "We've had the exterminator in six times this week, but we keep getting these emails about bugs!"
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>>110393430 damn it I chuckled
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What's the deal with Soul Calibur?Why don't they just shoot each other?
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I went in to Rovio for a job interview, but as soon I got there, this flock of crows pecked out my eyes and blew up my car.
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Three ethnics walk into a bar. The bartender says, "That Max Payne 3 trailer looks like dogshit." This joke is based on a true story.
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"Tell your friends I'm not stupid." Your Momma. -- This message was sent from my iPhone.
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>>110388794 I fucking lol'd
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yo momma is so ugly Ninja theory uses her as a base model reference
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yo momma's like my Xbox, if i use her for an hour she makes loud nosies, breaks down and her ring turns red.
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YO MAMA'S SO FAT WHEN THE SUN COMES UP YOU CAN SEE THE SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS
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a marine and a medivac walk into a bar there is no counter what did the Korean coach say to the Terran player who just lost his barracks? re-rax
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>>110393978 Yo momma's like my PS3: empty inside.
Also she steals credit cards.
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Yo momma's like my Wii: she wiggles, she sucks, I feel stupid to be seen with her, and I haven't touched her in ages.
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"congrats, this thread has been requested 5 times and will now be archived:
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/" ;
In the darkest hour of this board... this was the light of all that was hope of today.
Best laugh I had have in from a thread in ages
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>>110394116 Yo mama's like a Wii.
I think that's all I need to say here.
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Your momma's so fat, the LIMB clinic had to dig up their oldest models to upgrade her.They worked with FAT32 .
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>>110394116 >>110393978 yo momma's like my PC, old and can't run very well.
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"How do I shoot?" "Press Jason."
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Yo mama so fat when she presses space the game crashes. Yo mama so fat when she presses alt the game laughs in her face.
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yo momma's so white, i lowered the brightness display and she was still there
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So I finally saw the ads for this WiiU thing. You seen this? This thing's got two screens. I'm like, great. Now I can die on one screen, while also dying on the other screen.
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>>110394784 WHY
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE
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>>110394784 MITCH IS THAT YOU?
MIIIIIIITCH
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>>110394857 I bought Duke Nukem Forever.
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What do you video game curiosity? BIOWARE
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>>110394784 >mfw I read that in his voice Anonymous
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My son tells me I have problems telling life apart from videogames. Like last week, there was a raccoon in our house. I said, "Aw that's just Sly Cooper." He said, "Dad, I think you have a problem." And then yesterday we had the plumber over, and he was doing drugs in the bathroom. I said, "Nah, don't worry, he's just saving the princess." He said, "Dad, I think you have a problem." So earlier today we're walking along and this car comes out of nowhere and flies straight at me. "Dad!" he screams, "Get out of the way, you're gonna die!" I said, "Don't worry, Jason. I'll be fine."
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So many lulz. Night is made.
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What's the deal with Valve? They call themselves a video game developer...but they aren't really developing anything! If you're a game developer, you need to release more than one game every fifty years! It's like if Superman was making a game, he'd have it made in 10 seconds! Valve isn't Superman, why would they even try? And what's the deal with this Gabe guy? Does he use all of his money to buy cheeseburgers? I've got a suggestion for you, Gabe pal: why don't you use some of that money to make some GAMES once in a while!
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I'm the president of a videogame company; know how I got the job? I killed the boss.
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Yo momma's like my nGage: every time I take her out, people laugh and go "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"To my surprise, I realize now that the nGage was just ahead of its time.
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Yo mamma's like a Bethesda game: every time she starts running, she crashes.
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>>110395391 A joke by him would be more like:
Why do they call it Valve? I don't see any steam? Unless they mean the fact that my computer is overheating.
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>>110396741 Why do they call it Valve? *I* can't open it. And anyway, there's nothing inside!
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Why are women like Rigs? They both require way too much maintenance
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Yo momma's so fat she uses select all at the table
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>>110396852 Why is the service called Steam? I can't bake clams with it.
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Rise and shine, Mister Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish...to imply that you have been sleeping on...the job. No one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well...let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference...in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman...wake up and...smell the ashes..
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Yo dick so small, when you fuck your boyfriend it's a micro-transaction.
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>>110386021 kill yourself.
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>>110396985 Why do they call it an "app"? Is "application" really so much longer? It's THREE SYLLABLES!
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Why do they call it the Wii? Because the only fun you'll have is when you play with the box and go "Wheeeeee, now THIS is fun!"
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>>110397450 Oh my god that's fucking amazing. Fucking reads perfect and everything.
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>>110397450 AND THEN I REMEMBERED: NIGGAS ALREADY GOT THEY OWN UNDERWATER CITY. NEW ORLEANS!
I see that joke at least once in every one of these threads.
And it always makes me laugh. And then cry a single tear.
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>>110397376 Have you heard of this game call LOL? I have to say I was disappointed when I found it out it didn't make me laugh out loud.
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>>110397513 Why do they call it the Wii?
It's the amount of fun you'll have playing it.
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>>110397732 And what's with Defense of the Ancients? They don't need much defense -- and they're not very ancient!
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Your momma's so hairy, members of the Sorrows tribe regularly mistake her for a Yao Guai.
Anonymous
I used to play Team Fortress 2. I still do, but I used to, too.
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What do Helen Keller and Gabe's feedback on Episode 3 have in common? I haven't heard anything from them
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>>110398166 I laughed.
RIP Mitch.
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What's the difference between vidya anons and trolls? None, they both have no idea what they're saying
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
Your momma's so fat it takes 10 spies to back stab her.
Anonymous
>>110398166 I play Marvel Vs. Capcom 3...no I don't, what the fuck?
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Wanna know why they call it Prey? They were expecting you'd PRAY for a better game
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>>110398740 If not makin videogames made you drunk, Notch would be Fucked. Up.
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
Your momma's so manly whenever she talks on a headset, people ask her to do Heavy one-liners.
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>>110398676 Your mother is so fat, the rolls of fat jiggle 10,000 times in one minute
Anonymous
So, I was playing MINECRAFT, which is a computer game. Yes, I do, in fact, play some games time to time. I'm a fucking guy, we do that. So I was playing Minecraft, and I noticed that I had actually just crafted a fucking mine. That's like the title. It's titular. That's fucking poetic. Then I fucked this girl and she was all over my cock. She was just slobbering it up and down with her mouth, and I'm about ready to cum, so I give her a warning. SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS And she gets fucking mad at me for not telling her because she didn't want me to fucking cum in her mouth! But, I treated her right and made her cum like 50 fucking times.There was no actual joke because he's not funny.
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>>110397844 Why do they call the game World of Warcraft? It's a world, I'll give them that. But I don't see any crafting of War.
Doomguy !!xLMyhaJ2m2P
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>>110399210 AHAHAHAHA OH WOW
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
Your momma's so fat not even the prince can stick her to his katamari ball.
Anonymous
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>>110399407 Was that supposed to be funn?
I don't know, he was moving around a lot, so I guess there's a joke there.
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
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Your momma's so fat and nasty Relic's using her image for a character in their next Warhammer game, a Nurgle Champion.
Anonymous
>>110399407 So, I was playing Terraria the other day (what's terraria? Does he think we know what he means?), and I decided I needed some mushrooms. You know, for potions and such.
So I'm digging down, and I fell into this huge room full of water (if he just took a bath why does he smell so bad?). So, I manage to climb out of it, and lo and behold, there are a bunch of giant mushrooms right there. I started digging for them (he's too flabby to be a miner), and just as I struck the last piece away, it hit me that I had just flooded a room full of twenty-foot tall mushrooms.
Drowned pockets. Anonymous
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>>110399736 No no no.... Your mother is so fat, the Prince thought she was a Katamari ball.
Anonymous
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Your mother is so fat that the Combine thought she was an Advisor
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>>110400531 Your mother is so fat she's likely to have a heart attack.
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>>110385428 Oh my god I've never laughed so hard
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So Link and Gordon Freeman walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" Link says " " Gordon Freeman says, " " The bartender says " ? Man if were , I would !"
Anonymous
Your mother is so stupid, she thought Pokemon actually poked people
Anonymous
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Your last name must be Jensen... because when you were born... ha... You know what, guys, no... I'm sorry. I won't go there. After all, you never asked for this
Anonymous
>>110400612 Mine did. And I don't care what joke is made
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
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Your momma's so skinny whenever she goes to get clothes stiched for her they mark down "Size: Feral Ghoul"
Anonymous
>>110400730 Your mom is so stupid that your father went to prison for molesting a retarded girl.
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Why does your mother think the computer is cheating her? Because you called it a Rig
Anonymous
>>110400922 Yeah, I know somebody who's had one too.
Me. I turn 21 in two days I've been eating myself to an early grave because I'm too weak to commit suicide I hide it by making jokes Anonymous
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YO MOMMA SO DUMB SHE WENT TO GAMESTOP AND ASKED FOR PS3 GAMES
Anonymous
>>110400960 Your father is such a bastard, he raped himself just to teach himself a lesson.
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>>110401202 Your mother is
a fine woman who contributes to society Anonymous
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Yo moma so loud, it makes the 360 sound like a whisper!
Anonymous
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>>110401071 How much do you weigh? So I can better picture how pathetic you are. :)
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
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Your momma's so stupid she ran out of ammo for the Bowgun in MH.
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>>110386555 >I tell you I get no respect. No respect at all. Last night I climbed on top of my wife, she said, "I didn't ask for this." CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
rodney dangerfield fuck year
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What is something that never gets delayed at Valve?Gabe's lunchtime hurrrdurrrrr
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They call me hadouken because I'm down right fierce.
Anonymous
How does Super Mario know the future?He uses a Luigi board
Anonymous
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GABE IS SO FAT
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
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Your momma's so vulgar she makes CODfags and niggers over Xbox Live break down in tears.
Anonymous
What's Garrus' favourite food?Shepard's pie.
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
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>>110401666 >666 >Ouija board joke Your momma's so filthy sewer levels make her feel at home.
Slime !o0sa/2Le9Q
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Yo Momma's so fat that by the time she got out of bed I already completed FFXIII.
Melo The Yellow !!duq2JfO2SUM
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Your momma's so smart she bought a PS3 to watch her blu-ray movies.
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Why does Willy Wonka like Ico? Because he says Oompa!
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Yo momma so fat, the running man jogs around her for exercise
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>>110401795 I thought it was
Cali rations Anonymous
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Your mommas so fucking fat because the industry puts cheese in everything and its pure lard.
Anonymous
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My dick must be OP, because I be Terran up da pussy
>>110400241 I fuckin lol'd bro nice work
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Your mother is so fat the Four Giants thought she was the moon
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How many ::Insert dying race here:: does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Anonymous
How many gabe newells does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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>>110403719 how many gabens does it take to finish episode 3?
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>>110403719 Just one, but it'll never get done