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Anonymous !DGympLVqcQ Sat 17 Sep 2011 18:35:00 No.110552935 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

Quoted By: >>110554397 >>110554811

>$250-300
>shitty AT&T 3G
>Wii graphics
>540p
>2 hour battery life with everything on max, 3-5 with everything low
>REAR TOUCHPAD SO INNOVATE prevents an internal battery pack or a replacement of the battery
>when it dies you're shit outta luck and have to buy a new Vita
>Sony releasing a fucktarded external battery for $50 that raises the battery to a whopping 4 hours
>framerate issues, does Wipeout at barely 30FPS
>fuckhuge size, doesn't fit in any pockets, pretty much the nail in the coffin for any chance of it being "portable"
>rehashes like the usual LBP, Modnation Racers, Uncharted, Metal Gear
>ports disguised as "enhanced upscales"
>$120 SD memory cards required if you want to play any digital download game
>"ALL THOSE GAMES" scheduled for launch window, which could mean at launch, 2 months away, 6 months away, a year away, etc
>Monster Hunter 4 exclusive to 3DS
>Tri G released the same week as the Vita in Japan
>game lists on /v/ padded with shovelware, rumors, and concept games
Playstation Morta.