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Anonymous !FkWBELIEVE Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:32:00 No.110678885 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>110679678 >>110680114 >>110681015 >>110683701 >>110683776

Guys

guys, listen

Guys, listen to me,

leave everything behind

okay?

and just

guys, let's just

buy a mothefucking island

Check it out

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/big-tusket-island.htm

37 acres! ( That's around 151 km²)

Huge as fuck, we can build a building on there, or something and like, play vidya and shit.

Are you with me?

PaRappa the Rapper !FkWBELIEVE

PaRappa the Rapper !FkWBELIEVE Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:33:00 No.110678959 Report

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Can we hunt eachother for sport?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:35:00 No.110679104 Report

Quoted By: >>110679286

I'm with you, only if we get to have delicious traps .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:36:00 No.110679168 Report

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Cool, let's do solar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:36:00 No.110679179 Report

Quoted By: >>110682357

>65,000 $

That's not that much actually.

Let's do it /v/!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:36:00 No.110679185 Report

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All my YES.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:36:00 No.110679196 Report

Quoted By: >>110679393

We can even have Offline Meetings there, and kill ourseleves as if we realy were an online suicide club!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:37:00 No.110679230 Report

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>Price CAD $65,000

Wow, i could actually buy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:37:00 No.110679272 Report

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Dead Island general?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:37:00 No.110679273 Report

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>Decide to walk down to Wii lagoon.
>Autistic kids throwing feces at each other and masturbating furiously.

Such is life on the /v/ island.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:37:00 No.110679276 Report

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Fuck it, i'm in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:37:00 No.110679286 Report

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>>110679104
that is an oxymoron

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:38:00 No.110679331 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:38:00 No.110679364 Report

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the /v/ commune?

fuck year

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:38:00 No.110679377 Report

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but that's only part of the island

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:39:00 No.110679393 Report

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>>110679196
no, its a conspiracy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:39:00 No.110679396 Report

Quoted By: >>110679473 >>110679543

If I buy it, would any /v/tards live there with me? I've got enough to both purchase the island and put a decent-sized dorm-building (Medium-sized house but packed with individual rooms)

I'm not against hiring prostitutes once or twice a month to keep the saussage fest down.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:39:00 No.110679418 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:39:00 No.110679450 Report

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FUCK YEAH WE CAN HAVE A CRAB FARM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:40:00 No.110679462 Report

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The island needs to have a volcano so I can build my evil fortress in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:40:00 No.110679473 Report

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>>110679396
Would we have /v/ orgies?

If so that sounds cool, as long as their are chickswithout dicks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:40:00 No.110679485 Report

Quoted By: >>110679592 >>110679900 >>110681966

>a land ripe with fat, sweaty neckbeards from /v/
>arguing about their consoles, waifus, and the like
>implying I wouldn't go there with my rifle and hunt every last one of you down, predator style, thus saving the gaming industry forever

I'm game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:42:00 No.110679543 Report

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>>110679396
Are you going to pay for prostitutes as well?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:42:00 No.110679551 Report

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>>110679393

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:45:00 No.110679565 Report

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>>110679473
>If so that sounds cool, as long as there are chicks with dicks
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:45:00 No.110679567 Report

Quoted By: >>110679871 >>110679900 >>110686294

>>110679473
>>110679473
I'm not particularly into orgies, just... A whore for each of us to alleviate the stress of living on a tropical island playing vidya all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:45:00 No.110679592 Report

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>>110679485
>implying you wouldn't join us

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:46:00 No.110679597 Report

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Holy shit there is even one for 30K!
Fuck buying an house I'll buy an entire island!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:46:00 No.110679652 Report

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i fucking love this idea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:46:00 No.110679653 Report

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WE CAN PUNCH TREES FOR REAL AND DIG FOR DIAMUNDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:46:00 No.110679662 Report

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STRIKE THE EARTH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:46:00 No.110679678 Report

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>>110678885
Can I bring my little sister?
She likes Portal, LoL and WoW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:47:00 No.110679715 Report

Quoted By: >>110684906

Only if there's traps, big breasted chicks and hot boys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:47:00 No.110679729 Report

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>Go to island

>Everyone stands around, does absolutely nothing

>Walk away

.............

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:47:00 No.110679780 Report

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hmm, canada, it would snow a lot in the winter right?

that would make farming difficult and it would also make survival in winter months hard.

look for a tropical island instead!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:48:00 No.110679792 Report

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it's in Canada?

fuck that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:48:00 No.110679871 Report

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>>110679567

>tropical
>Canada

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:48:00 No.110679882 Report

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>>110679678
Sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:49:00 No.110679900 Report

Quoted By: >>110680152

>>110679567

>>110679485 here

You might want to spend that money one more important things. I'll be sneaking into your little home each night to capture women and kill one of you.

Every.

Night.

Just a little forewarning, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:51:00 No.110680099 Report

Quoted By: >>110680331

Can we make it an independent country? Then we can grow weeds and get /k/ to come and stock up with weapons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:52:00 No.110680114 Report

Quoted By: >>110680137

>>110678885
>about a hundred /v/irgins go to island
>one girl does
>Most akward island ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:52:00 No.110680137 Report

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>>110680114
>1 day later
>most raped corpse ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:52:00 No.110680140 Report

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>>110679678
>Can I bring my little sister?

You know what's gonna happen to her right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:52:00 No.110680152 Report

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>>110679900

>implying you can just walk in and out of an island

we're not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with us

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:53:00 No.110680178 Report

Quoted By: >>110680316

DONT DO IT. THIS WILL END UP LIKE LORD OF THE FLIES. EXCEPT WITH A POPULATION OF 90% PIGGIES

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:53:00 No.110680226 Report

Quoted By: >>110680400 >>110680470 >>110686360

OKAY OKAY

for all you canda haters

here an Island in Brazil

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/Ilha-Caetano.htm

A little bit more expensive US $79,500 and It's a bit smaller about 16 acres.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:55:00 No.110680316 Report

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>>110680178
and they all die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:55:00 No.110680331 Report

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>>110680099
To make it a sovereign state you have to

1. must be outside the sovereign area of another country: 12 nautical miles from shoreline is standard international waters. Check each country's claims, however, as your mileage may vary.

2. A state exists via recognition of another state, like clapping. Trick an ambassador into coming to make it legitimate.

3. It cannot be an artificial island. According to the 1982 United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea, there is no transitional law and no possibility to consent to the existence of a construction which was previously approved or built by a neighboring state. This means that artificial islands may no longer be constructed and then claimed as sovereign states, or as state territories, for the purposes of extension of an exclusive economic zone or of territorial waters.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:56:00 No.110680388 Report

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>my face when there's people in this thread that think /v/ will really buy an island

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:56:00 No.110680400 Report

Quoted By: >>110680489

>>110680226
will get raided by brazil niggers every single day
so unless you want to get /k/ or /sci/ on board forget it
what about one near ausfalia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:57:00 No.110680466 Report

Quoted By: >>110680649

If we're making it a /v/ commune, there's no way I'm going to let you fat neckbeards continue your current lifestyle on said island.

We have to build basketball courts and soccer fields. YES you fat fucks will play sports. We will hire some farmers/gardeners to provide us with fresh fruits and vegetables year round. Maybe some cows and pigs as well. No more FPS, we play paintball instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:57:00 No.110680470 Report

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>>110680226

excellent

here is what we need now

1. solar panels
2. farming equipment and seeds
3. rowboat and fishing rods/nets
4. byo computer

it's happening /v/, it's fucking happening

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:58:00 No.110680489 Report

Quoted By: >>110680578

>>110680400
Here the cheapest island near ausfailia

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/hicksisland.htm

AUD $980,000

and only 1 fucking acres

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:58:00 No.110680512 Report

Quoted By: >>110680654 >>110680754

Will any white knights protect me if I go...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 19:59:00 No.110680578 Report

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>>110680489
google maps find a random island in the pacific
we will then enslave the natives

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:00:00 No.110680645 Report

Quoted By: >>110680794 >>110680802 >>110680939 >>110681108

NOBODY ANSWERED MY QUESTION

WHAT ABOUT WATER ELECTRICITY AND FOOD.

Also you're only buying the fucking island. To build all the houses for enough people you have to spend a fuckload of money.

inb4 you sleep in holes in the ground

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:00:00 No.110680649 Report

Quoted By: >>110680737 >>110680801

>>110680466

Awesome. Exercise is great, it will make us happy and /fit/. When we go to the mainland we can pick up some br chicks with our aesthetic physique.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:00:00 No.110680654 Report

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>>110680512
Sure.
until you get gangraped by everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:01:00 No.110680737 Report

Quoted By: >>110680897

>>110680649
surfan
paintballin
basketballin
soccerin
swimmin
hideandseekan like your 12
etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:01:00 No.110680754 Report

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>>110680512

Only if you pay me with your body.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:02:00 No.110680794 Report

Quoted By: >>110680864

>>110680645

HEY GUYS I FOUND AN ISLAND WITH ELECTRICITY AND COCONUT TREES!

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/ilha-da-botija.htm

a bit more expensive though $150,000 and 17,29 acres

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:02:00 No.110680801 Report

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>>110680649

solar panels, fishing, farming, lots of banana/coconut/mango trees! bugs are also edible and quite nutritious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:02:00 No.110680802 Report

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>>110680645
it'll be like minecraft
just dig a 2 meter hole in the ground and jump in and sleep while standing. you'll be safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:03:00 No.110680853 Report

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well i asume 90% of /v/ played minecraft, so i guess we can work something out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:03:00 No.110680864 Report

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>>110680794
>>110680794
>17,29 acres

I've seen alot of this shit lately where people use commas instead of decimal points. What the fuck is crap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:03:00 No.110680872 Report

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inb4 30 fat neckbeards sit under a tree with astma for three days and then they start devour eachother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:04:00 No.110680897 Report

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>>110680737

My childhood come again! Oh it sounds like so much fun anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:04:00 No.110680905 Report

Quoted By: >>110681061 >>110681210

Why are they so fucking cheap? That's not even much for normal working people, let alone a group of people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:04:00 No.110680939 Report

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>>110680645
We're gonna do this shit from scratch. We'll bring in /g/ and we'll have solar panels and water purifiers and custom software written from scratch

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:05:00 No.110681009 Report

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>buy island
>but hotel
>make money of stupid tourists
>make a secret village for /v/
>hunt tourists for sport
>use skulls for grimdark architecture

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:05:00 No.110681015 Report

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>>110678885

>Picture is a warm, tropical island.
>Link is some dump island in canada

enjoy your frostbite and socialism

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:05:00 No.110681026 Report

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>Buying an island

I actually support this idea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:06:00 No.110681061 Report

Quoted By: >>110681187

>>110680905

They're full of spiders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:06:00 No.110681108 Report

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>>110680645
We could build huts made of wood or straw or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:07:00 No.110681141 Report

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Brb going to press Y

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:07:00 No.110681187 Report

Quoted By: >>110686177

>>110681061

>Implying we won't hunt the spiders to extinction.

There are only so many spiders on a small island, and once they're gone, they're gone for good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:08:00 No.110681210 Report

Quoted By: >>110681394

>>110680905
probably because the island is formed from a thin layer of cooled lava or something and is in danger of sinking or being flooded at any time. There's probably also a live volcano somewhere nearby and the place is prone to earthquakes and tsunamis. Also since there's no soil the island is just one big barren black rock with no plant or wildlife.

tl;dr it's not the tropical paradise neckbeards think it is. why do you think all the cheap islands lack pictures?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:08:00 No.110681214 Report

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I have 13.000€ and I'm up for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:08:00 No.110681215 Report

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HEY GUYS!

I also found another one in brazil

REALLY FUCKING HUGE!

Geraldo Island EUR €720,000 and 2,718 acres!!

I know It's alot more money but still.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/geraldo-island-brazil.htm

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:08:00 No.110681253 Report

Quoted By: >>110681434

Honestly OP, that's cheap as fuck. 65 people dumping in 1k each could have that island. Simple for /v/.

130 people giving $500 each buys the island.

It costs more to make hospitable living arrangements though. A lot more. We'd want/need housing, a lot of it, vidya, power (solar/wind/etc), and we'd need to cover all the costs/work of running a fucking island.

I'm also assuming it would be under Canadian reign not American?

Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:08:00 No.110681264 Report

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sage for trying to be funny by talking like a hipster surferdude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:09:00 No.110681283 Report

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>>110679473
>chicks without dicks
Get out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:09:00 No.110681289 Report

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electricity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:09:00 No.110681298 Report

Quoted By: >>110681424

I'd move instantly. No regrets

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:10:00 No.110681394 Report

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>>110681210

Volcanoes in fucking Canada?
Tsunamis?

Dude...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:10:00 No.110681419 Report

Quoted By: >>110683914

So who is going to be the island cum dumpster?

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:10:00 No.110681424 Report

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>>110681298

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:10:00 No.110681434 Report

Quoted By: >>110681546 >>110681558 >>110681606 >>110681657

>>110681253
No fucking shit it's cheap to buy the island. But how is it sustainable. You have to spend alot more just to get houses up for all these people. Then you need a source of electricity, water, food, etc. How will you get all that from a bunch of unemployed people? There aint no charles whitmore flying shit in all the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:11:00 No.110681457 Report

Quoted By: >>110681528 >>110681752 >>110685470

>buy island
>buy tons of ww2 airsoft guns
>buy 4 to 5 higgins boat
>buy US marines uniform
>buy Japanese Soldier uniform
>gather people

IRL GAMING.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:11:00 No.110681499 Report

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>not just joining an island minecraft server

Same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:12:00 No.110681512 Report

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Will there be gay men I could snuggle in the sun with? It's kind of a deal breaker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:12:00 No.110681528 Report

Quoted By:

>>110681457
YES! YES! BUY ONE! YES!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:12:00 No.110681546 Report

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>>110681434
Well if you want to keep the exact same level of comfort just stay the fuck home, what's the point?

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:12:00 No.110681558 Report

Quoted By: >>110681657

>>110681434
That's, petty much, what I said.

65k doesn't even cover making a single house, let alone enough for each person to come.

Furthermore, making an actual hotel or something instead would probably cost even more.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:13:00 No.110681588 Report

Quoted By: >>110685701

>think about how much money I would get if I sold all my worldly possessions

>mfw i'd be lucky to get 15 grand

>mfw I would claim almost a quarter of the island and have rabid furries patrolling the boundaries and punji pits filled with dragon dildos to keep you faggots out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:13:00 No.110681606 Report

Quoted By: >>110681718

>>110681434
>houses
We can build some
>food
there are many island with coconut trees and other things
>water
most islands have their own water source
>electricity
most of those islands have elctricity too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:13:00 No.110681638 Report

Quoted By: >>110681752

HOW WILL WE EAT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:14:00 No.110681657 Report

Quoted By: >>110681793

>>110681558
>>110681434

why the fuck do you need houses? haven't you ever gone camping before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:14:00 No.110681694 Report

Quoted By: >>110681914

The last thing I'd want is to be stuck on an island with you lot because you know it'll turn into Battle fucking Royale in a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:14:00 No.110681718 Report

Quoted By: >>110681902

>>110681606
how will you continue pay for electricity

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:15:00 No.110681747 Report

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It will just be a sweatier version of that Simpsons episode where they end up on the island. No water slides or monkey butlers anywhere.

Awesome idea though. In a way I approve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:15:00 No.110681748 Report

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This just in, hundreds of dead neckbeards found along the Nova Scotia coast. More at 11

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:15:00 No.110681752 Report

Quoted By: >>110681922

>>110681638

see
>>110681457

in between our irl shootan sessions we take the higgins boats and go fishing

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:15:00 No.110681793 Report

Quoted By: >>110681968 >>110682011

>>110681657
>Canadian Island
>Winter is coming
>Die to white walkers
Enjoy your camping.

If we bought the island it would cost millions but the best idea would be to turn it into a tourist trap by making a Vidya version of Disneyland.

Prove me wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:16:00 No.110681891 Report

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As a Nova Scotian, I am pretty well aware of what shit you'll have to put up with living on an island here.

Obvious stuff that applies to all islands, lack of power, storms fuck your shit, food, etc.

Also, we get hurricanes. And it's cold as fuck in the winter, especially on islands that get massive wind gusts if they're out in the ocean and not in harbours.

Finally, you will be far from everything.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:17:00 No.110681902 Report

Quoted By: >>110682124

>>110681718
WE COULD GO FISHING!

Seriously, we could make a fishing company or something and if we all went fishing and sold our shit we could make decent money!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:17:00 No.110681914 Report

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>>110681694
It'll just be a bunch of fags running around pretending to be Kiriyama and then tripping over a rock and rolling around on the floor sweating while getting their neckbeard tangled in the bushes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:17:00 No.110681922 Report

Quoted By:

>>110681752

typical /v/ players

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:17:00 No.110681929 Report

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>300 /v/tards on an island
>scream "your favourite console sucks"
>massacre

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:17:00 No.110681966 Report

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>>110679485
You, hell, even Anders would not stand a chance bub, the island is filled with pros who have played years of COD, MW and Quake pro, hell, some of us even undertook Keegans warrior training, you will fail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:17:00 No.110681968 Report

Quoted By: >>110682124

>>110681793

canada is old news, we're doing brazil. there are no white walkers on that side of the us-canada border bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:17:00 No.110681978 Report

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You're all fucking stupid autistic faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:18:00 No.110682011 Report

Quoted By: >>110682124

>>110681793
There's a few other "cheap" islands available closer to the equator where "robinson" type of accommodations would be well enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:18:00 No.110682036 Report

Quoted By: >>110682538 >>110683093 >>110684012 >>110684543

LISTEN UP NIGGERS.

We already started a project like this, about 18 months ago. It was called Anononia then. It is now called Freestead, and I'm involved with it. It's going slow at the minute, we know, but that's down to the lack of active. If a dozen of you join up and contribute, we'll get somewhere.

http://www.freesteading.org/forum/

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:19:00 No.110682124 Report

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>>110681902
No.
1)Overfishing wipes out entire species, we'd be terrible people, terirble fishers and probably lead to extinction of several local fish, leading to fines up the ass among other things
2)The cost of fishing->storefront is too much, we couldn't afford to sell them
3)It's a fucking island, how do you intend to get it off the island other than helicopters/planes?

>>110681968
>brazil
>gaming
>>110682011
Closer to the boarder works a hella lot better, but still presents many problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:20:00 No.110682168 Report

Quoted By: >>110682327

I feel half the neckbeards are actually seriously contemplating this.

If it does happen you shits will run out of food and be tired of sleeping in a sleeping bag on bedrock all night. There will be no internet/tv/vidya or any form of entertainment to which you are accompanied to. The whole OMG ISLAND thing will get old quick and you realize you want your old life back

half of you will catch diseases and half insects lay eggs under your skin and will want out within a week.

have you ever camped in the wilderness? Try doing that for a year idiot, it's the same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:20:00 No.110682170 Report

Quoted By: >>110682235 >>110682327 >>110682406 >>110682464 >>110682470 >>110682799

For those of you still wondering about how to make shelter, let me inform you
Shipping containers.
you know those huge rectangular metal fucks?
they are cheap as hell, structurally impervious to like fucking everything, and can easily be stacked/placed beside one another and turned into structures. This is actually a rather common thing for people to do for cottages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:21:00 No.110682235 Report

Quoted By: >>110682464 >>110682799

>>110682170
We could make streets, cities out of shipping containers.
Better than any shanty I've ever seen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:21:00 No.110682256 Report

Quoted By:

>Make a tropical paradise
>Open a resort
>"Password" is posted on /v/ once a day.
>Each day has a different password
>The poster of said password does not say what its for
>Everyone who knows the password gets in free, everyone else needs to pay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:21:00 No.110682305 Report

Quoted By: >>110682464 >>110682987

Let's buy an island, create a cult following, orgies, incest, everything you'd ever want on every desire level, surely not only on a sexual level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:22:00 No.110682327 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682170
But if it's in tropical weather you'll be cooked like an egg.
>>110682168
I'm half seriously contemplating this. I have 3 years of military behind me (combat unit) and I've lived a few months in a wooden house on an island with nothing but a couple solar panels and fishing/gathering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:22:00 No.110682334 Report

Quoted By: >>110682385

This whole thread makes me cringe, the posts in it just prove most of you never left your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:22:00 No.110682357 Report

Quoted By:

>>110679179
37 acres

It's 442 acre island, kids. Meaning, it's not all yours. Just a part.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:23:00 No.110682385 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682334
Nigger please.
It's not my house, it's my parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:23:00 No.110682406 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682170
This, shipping containers are dirt cheap, like $900+ per container.
Hell, I saw some giving them away for free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:23:00 No.110682464 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682170
>>110682235
genius!

>>110682305
FINALLY FREE FROM PURITAN SOCIETY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:24:00 No.110682470 Report

Quoted By: >>110682696 >>110683375

>>110682170
You can't be fucking serious right? 90% of the fantasy here is having normal houses on the island, some outdoor tennis/basketball courts, being able to enjoy the view and not worry about shelter/food/electricity, etc

Nobody wants an island of hobos sleeping on shipping containers and eating coconuts and insects to keep alive, with no place to shower but the fucking ocean. Not to mention that ruins the fucking view

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:24:00 No.110682538 Report

Quoted By: >>110683356

>>110682036

This poster here, 35 of you have checked out the website. No new members though. If there's a reason why you haven't made an account, tell me so we know what to fix, if there is no reason, you make me cry.

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:25:00 No.110682578 Report

Quoted By: >>110682673 >>110682724 >>110682966

Cheap housing doesn't work, you need electricity.

Refridgerators are another thing.

Without income coming into the island, nothing matters, it would never work.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:25:00 No.110682609 Report

Quoted By: >>110682758

I bet we could get this cheap.
No one really wants anything to do with it anymore.

We'll have to clean up a little, but we can manage some blood.
And we need to hire carpenters to patch the bullet holes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:26:00 No.110682673 Report

Quoted By: >>110682819 >>110683356

>>110682578
Now you're the one sounding like you never got out of the house. Why do you need a fridge for?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:26:00 No.110682676 Report

Quoted By:

i'm in bros i got 7000 in the bank lets do this niggers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:26:00 No.110682696 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682470

>he would rather take a shower in a bathroom than go for a swim in the nice naturally cleansing salt water

nigga what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:27:00 No.110682724 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682578
This.
I love the idea in principle but it just can't work at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:27:00 No.110682756 Report

Quoted By: >>110682935 >>110683356

If this was /g/ or /prog/ we'd all write video games for money. But since this is /v/ we're talking about and your only skill is getting headshots in cod, I just don't know...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:27:00 No.110682758 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682609

shit you're right. and there is already infrastructure there for us!

thank you based anders

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:27:00 No.110682769 Report

Quoted By:

GUYS GUYS
Steel cut oats are a buck a pound, get like 3000 pounds of that, would last a long ass times.
You best like steel cut oats, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:28:00 No.110682799 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682170
>>110682235
This is a pretty damn cool image.
Damn cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:28:00 No.110682819 Report

Quoted By: >>110682890 >>110682902 >>110682994

>>110682673
To eat from

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:29:00 No.110682890 Report

Quoted By: >>110683356

>>110682819
If you have resources nearby you don't to stock up and you don't need a fucking fridge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:29:00 No.110682902 Report

Quoted By: >>110682980

>>110682819
Nigger, we will eat nothing but coconuts and other fruits growing on the island, maybe some other shit people bring from the mainland.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:29:00 No.110682908 Report

Quoted By:

DO IT /v/, THEN EVERYONE CAN ENVY YOU AND TELL OF HOW /v/ BOUGHT A FUCKING ISLAND.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:29:00 No.110682935 Report

Quoted By: >>110683009 >>110683354

>>110682756

I, for one, would work as hard as I could to make this happen. If there is a goal worth working for, I am the most motivated person on earth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:29:00 No.110682966 Report

Quoted By: >>110683356

>>110682578
>Implying the island wont have secret bunkers and hatch doors that have electricity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:30:00 No.110682980 Report

Quoted By: >>110683356

>>110682902
I've seen in films you can spear fish outa the sea, so we can do that too.

Mithrandir

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Mithrandir Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:30:00 No.110682987 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682305
Sounds like my kind of island.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:30:00 No.110682994 Report

Quoted By: >>110683122 >>110683356

>>110682819

Because people could never preserve food before 100 years ago right?

1. Get sea water.
2. Wait for it to evaporate.
3. Preserve fish in the remaining salt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:30:00 No.110683009 Report

Quoted By: >>110683354

>>110682935
Fucking this, I would do everything to make this happen.

CumGargler !q1RpIGYlsI

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CumGargler !q1RpIGYlsI Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:30:00 No.110683026 Report

Quoted By: >>110683215 >>110683279 >>110683356

I know this is all a big joke or whatever but i could pay for half of it myself, and my uncle works in construction so i could get us cheap materials to build homes

...just saiyan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:31:00 No.110683083 Report

Quoted By: >>110683143 >>110683249 >>110683521

I actually would like to live with guys and girls from /v/ on that island.
Play vidya all the day everyday.
But how the fuck do we get out games and who's going to ship it for us?
And what about high speed internet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:31:00 No.110683093 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682036

Bumping this guy as his forum may actually go somewhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:31:00 No.110683122 Report

Quoted By: >>110683229 >>110683377

>>110682994
Why the fuck would I want to live in a society with a pre-twentieth-century standard of living?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:31:00 No.110683143 Report

Quoted By: >>110683356 >>110684605

>>110683083
You don't go on a remote island to keep playing vidya and spending your days on the net you fucking dork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:32:00 No.110683156 Report

Quoted By: >>110686276

>/v/ lives happily a few months.
>Suddenly the Neckbeards and Normalfags split.
>Both declare themselves independent mini-countries.
>Neckbeards start trading uranium with some sketchy arab people.
>They engineer a nuclear bomb.
>They nuke the Normalfags.
>But forgot about radiation.
>Suddenly it's The Zone Island.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:32:00 No.110683200 Report

Quoted By:

I have a better idea, i'm going to buy this island, buy shitty container homes for it, and rent it to stupid fucks like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:32:00 No.110683208 Report

Quoted By: >>110683419

>Get internet access to the island
>Water and food supply
>Sewage system

Suddenly we've spent $1billion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:32:00 No.110683215 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683026
I wish this shit could happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:32:00 No.110683229 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683122
No stress, living the life. If you like it as it is then no reason. Otherwise it can be appealing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:32:00 No.110683249 Report

Quoted By: >>110683356 >>110684605

>>110683083

i know this is /v/, but you don't actually need vidya to have fun when you're with your bros. you can play /tg/, soccer, swimming, wargames, hide and seek and shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:33:00 No.110683279 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683026

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:34:00 No.110683354 Report

Quoted By: >>110683521 >>110683638 >>110683971

>>110682935
>>110683009
Well I only want people who can carry their own weight and contribute, no lazy neckbeards.

The entrance exam is this:

3 month survival in the wild with nothing but a knife and canteen.

Some skill (growing vegetables, medical knowledge) etc

and then the bulk of /v/'s income would (hopefully) come from vidya programmers. We'll turn our experience into an open world video game that'll be a sure hit

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:34:00 No.110683356 Report

Quoted By: >>110683506 >>110683787

>>110682538
Honestly lookingaround some of this looks like a joke, I don't feel like making an account to post in half the construction threads pointing out what's wrong with the ideas and eventually just getting flamed and leaving.

>>110682673
Bro who said you guys sound like you never left the house is not me.
You need a fridge to preserve food. A freezer too.

>>110682756
Start a development company there? That sounds interesting, but I'd prefer something more risk averse.

>>110682890
You need to make sure the people don't overoccupy the resources. Now if t he island is big enough and there are FEW enough people, you can keep the ecosystem in check and not go over.

>>110682966
Which is why you need to get electricity there.

>>110682980
It's not a super easy thing to do. See overfishing as well.

>>110682994
>Die of lethal amounts of salt
No thanks

>>110683143
>implying that wasn't the plan

>>110683249
Yeah, but you also want vidya. Need a bit of everything.

>>110683026
Neat.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:34:00 No.110683372 Report

Quoted By: >>110686790

I'll supply us with atomic purple Gameboy Colors and AA batteries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:34:00 No.110683375 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682470
dude, actually look up what shipping container houses can look like.
then take a step back and fuck your own face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:34:00 No.110683377 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683122
You wouldn't. We don't even want you because you're a fat neckbeard and you'd just die after a few days without fast food and soda.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:34:00 No.110683409 Report

Quoted By:

HEY GUISE CAN I COME TOO

Mithrandir

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Mithrandir Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:34:00 No.110683414 Report

Quoted By:

Also you guys need to think here. Who would go to this island? The normalfags? No. You will get the /v/irgin that live on this site day and night. Fat, smelly, unproductive.

This will never happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:34:00 No.110683419 Report

Quoted By: >>110683971

>>110683208
This. Unless you know something no one else does about how we're going to bring in money, this isn't going to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:34:00 No.110683426 Report

Quoted By:

>Night time
>The sound of fapping fills the air

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:35:00 No.110683445 Report

Quoted By: >>110683971

Well

We would need boats.

Actually a good source of income/food can come from just fishing. Or we can work in the mainland and get supplys there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:35:00 No.110683450 Report

Quoted By:

Know what we should do? Get everyone in the amateur game dev threads to come along too. We'll do nothing but make games, play the games we make, no casual shit games allowed, no items, final destination. Don't like any of the current games we have? Fucking pitch your idea to a few of the devs, get it made, have the entire island love you for about a week until someone comes up with the next great game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:35:00 No.110683452 Report

Quoted By:

mfw neckbears play suavebaby and then think they can do it in real life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:35:00 No.110683506 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683356

How are things at home?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:36:00 No.110683521 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683083
>Play vidya all the day everyday.

No faggot, I don't want no freeloaders on my fucking island. You either contribute or get the fuck out. Like this guy said:

>>110683354
you either have skills in medicine, agriculture, fishing, construction, programming or something else useful or you GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:36:00 No.110683533 Report

Quoted By: >>110683753

Better idea.

>Buy a decent sized island near a popular tourist location.
>Turn it into a giant Paintball/Airsoft arena.
>Make loads of money on renting it for tournaments or curious tourists.
>Buy big liveable island and live the dream.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:37:00 No.110683638 Report

Quoted By: >>110683894

>>110683354
> the bulk of /v/'s income would (hopefully) come from vidya programmers. We'll turn our experience into an open world video game that'll be a sure hit

.....soooo
Basically Outer Heaven except with videogames instead of war

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:38:00 No.110683701 Report

Quoted By:

>>110678885

FUCKING BOOM.

THIS IS RIGHT OFF THE COAST FROM MY TOWN.

New Scotland Pride!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:38:00 No.110683716 Report

Quoted By: >>110684225 >>110685732

>first the /v/ mansion was bad
>now /v/ wants an island

this won't end well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:38:00 No.110683744 Report

Quoted By:

65000 Canadian dollars?
That's like 5.99 euro!!!!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:38:00 No.110683749 Report

Quoted By: >>110683946

But how will we pay for the electricity for our computers to play vidya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:38:00 No.110683753 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683533
Or have it be something like that one episode of American Dad where we just hunt people with paintball guns.

Caucasian !F/ProFIT/6

Caucasian !F/ProFIT/6 Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:38:00 No.110683755 Report

Quoted By:

This shit is great

good thread

Rage Emitting Diode !RaGERRuxPQ

Rage Emitting Diode !RaGERRuxPQ Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:38:00 No.110683776 Report

Quoted By:

>>110678885
>65k

What the fuck? That's cheap as fucking dirt.

It would actually be sort of awesome if we could all pile our cash together, form an organization and buy that island.

Then we could rename it to something stupid like Brotopia.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:39:00 No.110683781 Report

Quoted By:

is that for real ? 65k only ?
a fucking house is more expensive here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:39:00 No.110683787 Report

Quoted By: >>110683971 >>110684929

>>110683356

Freestead guy here. Interesting appraisal. I'm sure someone of your obvious expertise would be a valuable asset to the forum. If you don't wish to do that, please can you point out some of the errors made in the construction threads, so we can do something about that.

Thank you in advance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:39:00 No.110683812 Report

Quoted By:

>Container houses

FUCK YEAH! everyone gets his own container!

!!8BEO8FNz13y

!!8BEO8FNz13y Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:39:00 No.110683832 Report

Quoted By: >>110684012

Jesus none of you have been around or long have you?
http://anonia.forumotion.com/
Years ago /b/ had this idea, its dead now.
Still, it was funny while it lasted, read the forum to see what happened.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:40:00 No.110683875 Report

Quoted By:

I'LL BRING THE FUCKING BARBEQUE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:40:00 No.110683886 Report

Quoted By:

>You will never escape modern society.
>You will never live on an island utopia, a perfect carefree egalitarian hunter-gatherer society.
>You will never live in a commune with your /v/ros, instead stuck with normalfags irl for the rest of your existence.

>This will never happen.

captcha: depression ricope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:40:00 No.110683894 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683638
OOH! ooh! our mandatory crazy religion would be that we pray to "the one true patriot"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:40:00 No.110683911 Report

Quoted By:

>half of /v/ are zombies
>other half are survivors
>plastic weapons that do a set amount of damage each hit and airsoft weapons.
>each "zombie" has a life bar shirt that shows his total hp
>speakers playing HOODOO YOU VOODOO BITCH

That would be kind of fun.
I wonder if in a couple of years time some eccentric mogul will rent out a resort and do just that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:40:00 No.110683914 Report

Quoted By:

>>110681419

This one

>>110679678

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:41:00 No.110683943 Report

Quoted By:

I went on vacation 2 months on a small island near madagascar few years ago.
The house was all wooden, IIRC the cost for the owner had been around 5-10k euros total. It had a solar panel with batteries that could power the lights anytime, and the fridge during daytime. Fridge was unplugged at night.
Fresh water was collected from a source nearby, eventually they even installed a pump to have proper showers. Most of the food was from fruits/vegetables/rice grown on the island and fish.

Caveat was that we took a "bus boat" once in a while to buy "rare" supplies in a bigger city on the mainland, about 30 minutes away. But IIRC most of that stuff was mostly for comfort and not vital.

So yeah, it's doable. Not by anybody without any knowledge/training, but doable still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:41:00 No.110683946 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683749

Solar panels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:41:00 No.110683964 Report

Quoted By: >>110684136 >>110684470

CHECKLIST TO MAKE THIS SHIT POSSIBLE

[x] money to buy the island
[ ] stable source of income
[ ] housing, plumbing, electricity (internet?)
[ ] doctors
[ ] reliable way to acquire food and water
[ ] anything I haven't thought of

WE SURE ARE GETTING CLOSE GUYS

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:41:00 No.110683971 Report

Quoted By: >>110684182 >>110684297

>>110683354
You'll want people of various skill. Tending to local animals and plants is a big deal.

>>110683419
If the island was big enough you could have a huge solar panel field, collectors of H2 gas (I believe you need a reverse hydrolysis machine) to conver it back, and tons of fucking windmills. Even then that only can POSSIBLY count for the electricity, depends on the local weather heavily.

>>110683445
and ferry back and forth daily?

>>110683787
I don't have a lot of expertise, but my grandfather was a carpenter, and I've been reading up on most alternative living stuff for over a decade now and working out their flaws. Overall though the idea looks good.
Startup costs would be insane but would stabilize over time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:41:00 No.110683982 Report

Quoted By:

>go to island
>containers everywhere
>damn, it smells
>poke around
>various corpses from strangulation, stabbing, or otherwise
>not a single living being in sight
>all the valuables have been stolen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:42:00 No.110684012 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683832

You want this:

>>110682036

Anti-Spiral !!ZRCAFfkZ3Tb

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Anti-Spiral !!ZRCAFfkZ3Tb Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:42:00 No.110684035 Report

Quoted By:

>find caverns in the island
>make faithful as possible recreation of stonefang tunnel 2-2. At the end build a giant flamelurker statue
>my face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:43:00 No.110684092 Report

Quoted By:

I have some skills in running islands.

Let me be your President.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:43:00 No.110684136 Report

Quoted By: >>110684231

>>110683964
>stable source of income
MY DAD GIVES ME 40 $ EVERY WEEK!!!!

Mithrandir

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Mithrandir Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:44:00 No.110684182 Report

Quoted By: >>110684575

>>110683971
I like how deep your getting into this Dat.

I wonder how sad your life is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:45:00 No.110684225 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683716
what could go wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:45:00 No.110684231 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684136
I just fucking game from a visit to my granny and she gave me 5$. FIVE FUCKING DOLARS VISIT YOUR GRANDPARENTS NOW FAGGOTS WE NEED TOE DOSH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:45:00 No.110684240 Report

Quoted By: >>110684399 >>110684458

>stable source of income

Guys, we could buy a hotel or a big building first and rent it to other people.
Then, with that money we'll have a stable source of income

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:45:00 No.110684255 Report

Quoted By:

If this actually happened.

I would just go there to kill all you motherfuckers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:45:00 No.110684276 Report

Quoted By:

It's just a matter of time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:45:00 No.110684288 Report

Quoted By:

This will never happen children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:46:00 No.110684297 Report

Quoted By: >>110684465

>>110683971
I'm still not sure what kind of lifestyle we're leading here. I'm a programmer by trade and passion so for me I just want a place where I can do that in peace and enjoy the vista, go swimming somewhere. Other people want their vidya games and digital entertainment.

And then there are those who want to lead a completely agrarian lifestyle. no modern homes or internet. We fish/hunt for food, eat wildberries, and swim/play sports for fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:46:00 No.110684305 Report

Quoted By:

Ok guys I set up a paypal just for this.

Be sure to donate big so we can get this island soon.

If any of you were stupid enough to donate, that is.

Premier Bromanov !8YimBiCYVg

Premier Bromanov !8YimBiCYVg Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:46:00 No.110684314 Report

Quoted By: >>110684545

i make about $100 a week now that school started, if i tithe 10% to the church of vidya, i can give the fund about $480 a year.

we're on our way to an island!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:46:00 No.110684315 Report

Quoted By: >>110684551

You know the girls and traps are to have it real bad if they decide to live on the island with us. They may not even go and that would leave us with but fat neckbeards, toothpicks, and a few normally sized guys. And few of them may or may not be simply homosexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:46:00 No.110684356 Report

Quoted By:

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:47:00 No.110684389 Report

Quoted By:

>Buy off the island
>Make 1000 of you neckbeards go there
>Make you dig straight under with shovels till you hit limonite or hematite in the crust.
>You fags actually enjoy it after so much Minecraft and Dwarf fortress or whatever.
>Make a Bessemer or Thomas converter using you as slave labour,a regular coal furnace(you niggers better hope coal exists below the surface there,it's fucking Brazil, it's probably there).
>Buy a shitload of pure Mangan,Molibden,Silicion-Calcium compounds,chromium and a little aluminium.
>Make steel ingots.
>Make you do this for 10 years,observe as you fags become the most ripped and masculine macho bastards on the planet.
>Eventually you kill me and claim all the steel ingots for yourself.
>You sell it for fucking billions.
>mfwI'mdead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:47:00 No.110684399 Report

Quoted By: >>110684575

>>110684240
>implying i want outsiders on my island of awesome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:47:00 No.110684413 Report

Quoted By:

I will supply the quesodillas

/v/ fuckin' loves quesodillas

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:48:00 No.110684458 Report

Quoted By: >>110684604

>>110684240

We could recreate Dead island. Make a fuck nice resort on the other side of the island all Jurassic park like with electric fences and shit then when the time comes we infect them all and go hunting.

We have all played Dead rising 2 we know our way around a zombie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:48:00 No.110684465 Report

Quoted By: >>110684575 >>110684763

>>110684297
The most realistic in terms of investment is the latter. You just have to accept to cut your life expectancy in half and a more or less radical change of lifestyle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:48:00 No.110684470 Report

Quoted By: >>110684666 >>110684701

>>110683964

>[x] money to buy the island
>[x] stable source of income (Nah, it'll be fine, we are grown ups now, and can handle money problems.)
>[x] housing, plumbing, electricity (internet?) (Shit in a hole, live in a hole, have some solar panels.)
>[x] doctors (Lets just eat random leaves.)
>[x] reliable way to acquire food and water (We can eat bananas, and there is plenty of salt water in the sea.)
>[x] anything I haven't thought of (Nah, we're good.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:48:00 No.110684488 Report

Quoted By:

archive this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:48:00 No.110684520 Report

Quoted By:

We will eat mediterranian food

>dat hummus and pita by the seaside

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:49:00 No.110684543 Report

Quoted By:

>>110682036

Bump this guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:49:00 No.110684545 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684314

I thought there were 52 weeks in a year?

Stop jewing us out of $40 you traitor!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:49:00 No.110684551 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684315
This is why this can't happen until technology advances to the point where we can all become little girls.
Nobody's going to enjoy living on an island with a bunch of bitter neckbeards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:49:00 No.110684574 Report

Quoted By: >>110684986

How about a island were people battle to the death? Then tape all the action and have a tv show around it and charge lots of money to watch this new sport

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:49:00 No.110684575 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684182
I've had a cold all weekend and a headache, so no gaming.

>>110684399
/v/ would just yell at them and call them casuals anyway

>>110684465
It's unnecessary, but more realistic than the others yes.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:49:00 No.110684604 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684458
>implying I wouldn't let them infect me and then bro out with the zombros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:49:00 No.110684605 Report

Quoted By: >>110684725

>>110683143
>>110683249

Bros, you don't get my point.
I will love to those outdoor things but I still want my vidya needs and continue to browse the internet, alas communications to the outside world and know what's going on at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:50:00 No.110684635 Report

Quoted By: >>110684770

>only 65,000 dollars

WHAT

okay everyone 1,000 each and we got it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:50:00 No.110684643 Report

Quoted By:

I will farm farmables and then open a restauraunt and trade my cooked goods for vidya, drugs and sex.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:50:00 No.110684666 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684470

Couldn't we infect some celebrities with videogames so they help us buy it and in general when we're there?

I've always wanted to drink bear piss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:51:00 No.110684698 Report

Quoted By: >>110684943 >>110685012

Why would you ever want to live with the fuckups that post here?

You are some of the most unpleasant people that ever existed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:51:00 No.110684700 Report

Quoted By:

You may not believe me, but medfag here, doing my third year of doctoring (F2 for britfags). I know this is hypothetical, but i would come along and be the local shaman for ya

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:51:00 No.110684701 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684470
the island has a new leader

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:51:00 No.110684705 Report

Quoted By:

but... I would kill you all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:51:00 No.110684725 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684605
From my experience (posted above, ctrl f madagascar) playing vidya on a handheld would be doable if it's just a couple hours now and then for a few people. But forget about internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:52:00 No.110684763 Report

Quoted By: >>110685007

>>110684465
>The most realistic in terms of investment is the latter

True, but I doubt many people will have the determination to pull it off before they get sick of the lifestyle or sick from diseases. I think we at least need modern housing and clean water so we have something to fall back on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:52:00 No.110684770 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684635

Oh come on, as if there's only 65 of us here.

>There is only me and you anon, that's all there ever has been. I'm just a massive samefag that has nothing better to do. I do enjoy it when you join in on my conversations Anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:52:00 No.110684771 Report

Quoted By: >>110684866 >>110684924

Let's just ask GabeN for the money. He has lots of them anyway and he's a bro and we can give him ideas for vidya if he also pays for the electricity and food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:52:00 No.110684786 Report

Quoted By: >>110684911 >>110684931 >>110684957

But guys...the virgin islands already exist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:53:00 No.110684833 Report

Quoted By: >>110685323 >>110686689

>INFPs are spiritual men
>INTJs are advisors
>INTPs are engineers
>Neckbears are soldiers and workers regardless

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:53:00 No.110684860 Report

Quoted By:

Ill bring the gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:53:00 No.110684866 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684771
Why don't we just live on gabe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:54:00 No.110684906 Report

Quoted By:

>>110679715

Gonna need sauce

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:54:00 No.110684911 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684786

oh fuck I cheese'd hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:54:00 No.110684924 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684771

>Gabe buys the island, sends us to live there
>Along with his massive stores of food supplies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:54:00 No.110684929 Report

Quoted By: >>110685588 >>110685888

>>110683787
looks like a bunch of hipster faggots. well, not really a bunch, more like five, thinking that they'll eventually do something despite years of dicking around and not having money or any actual action towards starting anything.

also
>reddit links
>posting on /v/ for self-advertisement
>using anonymous as a personal building union and money source
>mfw i have no face

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:54:00 No.110684931 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684786
Fuck, now we need a new name.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:54:00 No.110684943 Report

Quoted By: >>110685328

>>110684698
>valve buys us the island
>no boats to return
>episode 3 gets released to the outside world
>gabens face when

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:54:00 No.110684957 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684786
Dohohoho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:54:00 No.110684967 Report

Quoted By:

OH SHIT NIGGER I LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:54:00 No.110684986 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684574
That gives me an idea. If this shit ever does come to fruition, a part of our income will be taping this shit. Then we make it a reality tv show (REAL FUCKING REALITY, not that survivor shit) and get some money out of that.

Actually without all that forced drama the best we can hope for is a youtube series. I mean I'm sure any network will want lord of the flies tier shit and not whatever we're doing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:55:00 No.110685005 Report

Quoted By: >>110685135

>yfw the 3DS vs Vita threads will become an actually real, full blown out war thanks to this island.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:55:00 No.110685007 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684763
Well most islands have at least one source of clear water. Even without pumps, it's a simple task to collect enough daily to fill shower tanks and drink (I'm talking less than 50 people here). The island would also be located in a place where the climate is as good as possible so that simple wooden houses would provide all the comfort needed. You just need to bring in some furniture initially, it's something but definitely not crazy.
As for determination, yeah you're probably right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:55:00 No.110685012 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684698
well it would be fun...
wait , never mind that we are on /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:55:00 No.110685017 Report

Quoted By:

We'll just ask some TV people for money, in exchange, they get to make a reality show about us.

Or we could say it is FOR SCIENCE and get funded by researchers.

Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:55:00 No.110685055 Report

Quoted By:

>"hey lets buy an island"
>post of picture of a tropical island
>the actual island is in Canada

No thanks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:56:00 No.110685064 Report

Quoted By: >>110685132 >>110685288

GUYS

you realise the world is going to shit right? the EU is collapsing and shit is about to hit the fan in 'murka

>mfw I'm sitting on the beach, eating salted fish and mango salad, sipping coconut milk watching normalfags in poverty and war back in civilization
>mfw after mass die-outs and the total collapse of civilisation WE EMERGE FROM THE ISLAND AND BECOME THE KINGS OF THE WORLD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:56:00 No.110685072 Report

Quoted By: >>110685624

I'm in as long as I can craft a huge statue of our Patriot Saint and start teaching CQC in our training halls.
Fuck you I will learn every martial art ever before I move to the island
I just want students I can be proud of ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:57:00 No.110685132 Report

Quoted By: >>110685277 >>110685465

>>110685064
you better make shit ton of guns.
A revloution is gonna be needed son after you come back from the island

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:57:00 No.110685135 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685005
It will probably die out after 3 hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:58:00 No.110685225 Report

Quoted By: >>110685303

I would do this in a heartbeat. Fuck the real world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:59:00 No.110685277 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685132
I know a thing or two about revolutions

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:59:00 No.110685288 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685064
COMMUNISM WORKS ON A SMALL SCALE.
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN PINKOBUDDIES. GIVE ME THE SWEAT OF YOUR BROW AND ILL GIVE YOU AN ISLAND

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:59:00 No.110685298 Report

Quoted By:

No you retard, read the thread we found a new island in Brazil!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:59:00 No.110685303 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685225
But it would be more real than the "real world".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:59:00 No.110685305 Report

Quoted By: >>110685479 >>110685588 >>110685697

I think we're making too big a compromise here /v/. This island is lifeless, barely habitable, and in fucking eastern canada, the weather will be shit. Let's set our sights a little higher. What about:

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/Kanacea-Island.htm

Kanacea Island, motherfucker. This is the real fucking deal. 7 Volcanos, 3085 Acres of dense, un-mapped, and secluded jungle, suitable geography for road and air-strip building, abundant edible fauna, pristine beaches. Here's your Outer Heaven, and judging by other prices on the site of comperable islands, it'll go for only ~100 million USD.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:59:00 No.110685307 Report

Quoted By:

The sad thing is, I'd probably be happy there.

Rage Emitting Diode !RaGERRuxPQ

Rage Emitting Diode !RaGERRuxPQ Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:59:00 No.110685323 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684833
>INFPs are spiritual men

I shall lead our spirits to glory, and hopefully sex with big titted whores.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 20:59:00 No.110685328 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684943
>valve lose out on sales
>Gabe don't give a shit, aslong as he trolled us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:00:00 No.110685422 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw
>my money
>all of it
>take

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:00:00 No.110685434 Report

Quoted By: >>110685562 >>110685608

a few years ago i did read chinesse girls 11 years olds are cheap to buy
just letting that info around there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:00:00 No.110685443 Report

Quoted By:

IN CASE OF ZOMBIES, MIGHTY BOOT ENGAGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:01:00 No.110685465 Report

Quoted By: >>110685610

>>110685132
I want no guns on the island, I don't want this to turn into Lord of the Flies with guns. In fact, I want a psychiatric evaluation of everyone here so we don't have some psychopath going around raping everybody/peeping on their showers and licking their feet while they're sleeping and sniffing my underwear

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:01:00 No.110685466 Report

Quoted By:

>mfw this actually happens and Ill be to much of a pussy to actaully go ;__;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:01:00 No.110685468 Report

Quoted By:

>65,000 dollars
$1000 each for the island
we would have hundreds of thousands of dollars left over for housing and wiring, and plenty for a boat to go get food and supplies

tell me again why this isn't happening?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:01:00 No.110685470 Report

Quoted By:

>>110681457
YES, I LOVE YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:01:00 No.110685478 Report

Quoted By: >>110685588 >>110685598 >>110685664 >>110685939

Should we make a new thread or even make /v/ - Islands general every day?

we can make it happen

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:01:00 No.110685479 Report

Quoted By: >>110685667

>>110685305
>7 Volcanos.

NOPE.jpg

You don't want to see mother natures wrath up close.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:02:00 No.110685552 Report

Quoted By:

>implying i want to spend the rest of my life with associal neckbeards

>implying i want to never have a girlfriend again

Life is cool there, thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:02:00 No.110685562 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685434

mail order lolis from china and whores from russia to satisfy a broad range of taste?

for hardly any money?

good thinking anon!

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:02:00 No.110685588 Report

Quoted By:

>>110684929
>Reddit links
Fuck, you got me.
Didn't notice, good thing I didn't sign up.

>>110685305
>Volcanos
>implying /v/ will hardmode
>http://www.privateislandsonline.com/Kanacea-Island.htm
>>110685478
you can make a daily general but why bother.
better off making an IRC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:02:00 No.110685598 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685478
If we do it enough, it might happen.

So yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:03:00 No.110685608 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685434
DUMB AS FUCK AND IRRELEVANT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:03:00 No.110685610 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685465
>implying I would wait for you to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:03:00 No.110685624 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685072
>implying I haven't been doing martial arts since I was 4
>implying I don't know 7 diffrent martial arts
>implying we woulden't live and die together for 10 years

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:03:00 No.110685664 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685478
Yeah more non vidya generals, that's what we need. Go fuck yourself

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:03:00 No.110685665 Report

Quoted By:

religion can make a pretty worker.
im converting to angry right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:03:00 No.110685667 Report

Quoted By: >>110685765

>>110685479

YOPE.jpg

DAT FERTILE LAND

DOSE HOTSPRINGS TO HAVE ORGIES IN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:04:00 No.110685697 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685305

>brits kill indians and steal their lands

>100 years later sell their lands to random people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:04:00 No.110685698 Report

Quoted By:

ISLAND GENERALS HERE WE COME! :D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:04:00 No.110685701 Report

Quoted By:

>>110681588
>Pitt of dragon dildos
>keeping /v/ out
>implying entire /v/ wouldn't jump in and rape shit out of furfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:04:00 No.110685732 Report

Quoted By: >>110685935

>>110683716
"Hey /v/, I found this website which lets us buy planets for cheap! We can get Mercury if 70 of us pitch in 5k! We can make Planet /v/!"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:04:00 No.110685757 Report

Quoted By: >>110686665

I'm in, I'm also experienced in carpentry and basic construction and stuff. Hell we could run a warehousing business for the world and store shit (almost) no questions asked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:05:00 No.110685765 Report

Quoted By: >>110685869 >>110685967 >>110686014

>>110685667
Dat molten rock traveling your way at 200 mph.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:05:00 No.110685777 Report

Quoted By:

>Owning an island

Would be so fucking awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:05:00 No.110685815 Report

Quoted By: >>110686074

I want to make an anonymous paradise. That's right anonymous. I will remove all your faces ala face/off and then surgically graft guy fawkes masks onto your heads. I will surgically remove all your vocal chords and replace them with artificial larynxes so you all sound the same. The fatbuddies will have liposuction done, and the short people will have leg extension surgery ala gattaca and the tall people will have the opposite done to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:06:00 No.110685869 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685765

you can out-sleep walk lava bro! it'll be like actual THE FLOOR IS LAVA

>dat real life gaymen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:06:00 No.110685888 Report

Quoted By: >>110686464

>>110684929

Sorry, where are these links?

If you are reffering to the few that are in posts, that is only because there is a similar project on reddit, so we talked about discussing things with them. That's all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:07:00 No.110685897 Report

Quoted By: >>110685980

You guys promise not to yell if I bring my PS3? ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:07:00 No.110685935 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685732
>I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favourite planet on the galaxy

.....I'm in

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:07:00 No.110685939 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685478
>mfw /v/ island general everyday
I'mokaywiththis

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:07:00 No.110685951 Report

Quoted By: >>110686138

>/v/ pools its money
>buys island
>hires contractors to dig bunkers and build concrete fortifications, normandy style
>imports a fuckton of weapons
>declares the nation of vidyagaems independent

This could actually be done if we had the balls and motivation.

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op Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:07:00 No.110685964 Report

Quoted By:

Wow this is the first thread I made that got archived, I'm proud /v/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:07:00 No.110685967 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685765
>200 mph
>he really believes that
Ill just assume it was a typo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:07:00 No.110685980 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685897
Sure bro, bring it. Nowhere to plug it though but we'll find another use for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:08:00 No.110685983 Report

Quoted By:

I can picture it now...

>Boat drops /v/ off at island
>Days later, fly my chopped in silently
>Make a base in the jungle
>Hunt the fatties first
>THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME OF ALL
>WHOS CASUAL NOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:08:00 No.110686014 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685765
Volcanos don't erupt without people knowing years in advance. If one these Volcano had been labeled as 'active', it would mean a lower price anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:08:00 No.110686058 Report

Quoted By: >>110686175 >>110686467

I'd love to live on a private island with /v/. I really would. But only if we could legally claim it as our own country.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_micronations

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:09:00 No.110686074 Report

Quoted By:

>>110685815
this would be easier to achieve

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:09:00 No.110686094 Report

Quoted By:

plumber and training gas engineer here will work for free, but materials and such need paying for.. will make rudimentary oil/solid fuel boiler systems for you. teach you how not to kill yourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:09:00 No.110686138 Report

Quoted By: >>110686333 >>110686442

>>110685951
Read the other comment I posted, pasted here:

To make it an independent sovereign state you have to

1. must be outside the sovereign area of another country: 12 nautical miles from shoreline is standard international waters. Check each country's claims, however, as your mileage may vary.

2. A state exists via recognition of another state, like clapping. Trick an ambassador into coming to make it legitimate.

3. It cannot be an artificial island. According to the 1982 United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea, there is no transitional law and no possibility to consent to the existence of a construction which was previously approved or built by a neighboring state. This means that artificial islands may no longer be constructed and then claimed as sovereign states, or as state territories, for the purposes of extension of an exclusive economic zone or of territorial waters.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:09:00 No.110686146 Report

Quoted By: >>110686371

I'm not sure if our moms would let us go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:09:00 No.110686147 Report

Quoted By:

>/v/ island
>Arrive on island
>Empty
>See houses scattered about and blood sprayed everywhere
>Freaking out now, no way off
>Search towns and find a cave
>Come out into huge ritual ground
>A big pile of sweaty neckbears are having an orgy
>Their butts are bloody from the intense pounding
>Landwhales are piled up in corner, raped to death
>They spot me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:10:00 No.110686175 Report

Quoted By: >>110686303 >>110686411

>>110686058

if we do this can we make it legal to kill people? then we can name it death island and everyone in the world will come to fight to the death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:10:00 No.110686177 Report

Quoted By:

>>110681187
Eggs in the trees, eggs in the ground, eggs in the flora, Eggs in the fauna.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:11:00 No.110686265 Report

Quoted By: >>110686542

Okay, somenody set up a Minecraft server with a decent sized island seed.

If /v/ survives for more than 60 real life days without digging into the ground, dying, turning on eachother, running out of resources, logging out, you can have an island.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:11:00 No.110686276 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683156
>both neckbeards and normalfags are dead
>stalkerbros move in
>paradise

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:11:00 No.110686294 Report

Quoted By:

>>110679567
>tropical
>nova scotia
Pick one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:11:00 No.110686303 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686175
>Death Island
>not Dead Island
Anyway, I'm all for anarchism, but I'd rather have the rights to my own life and body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:12:00 No.110686333 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686138
Yeah, but what he's talking about is basically stealing a patch of land and resisting government rule. Put people with guns on the borders and there's not a lot they can do about it, short of wasting a ton or resources on expunging you from your shithole island.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:12:00 No.110686360 Report

Quoted By:

>>110680226
>Brazil
>200% tax on video games
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:12:00 No.110686371 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686146

This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:12:00 No.110686411 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686175
THATS IT, we'll make an underground fighting tournament with no rules ala bloodsport, all the rich people will come and give us money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:13:00 No.110686433 Report

Quoted By:

The benifit of finding an island not part of any country is the fact that we wouldn't even have to buy it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:13:00 No.110686438 Report

Quoted By: >>110686670

http://www.crowdfunder.co.uk

MAKE IT HAPPEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:13:00 No.110686442 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686138
>A state exists via recognition of another state
I'm okay with living in a state that doesn't exists as long as it isn't claimed by anyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:13:00 No.110686464 Report

Quoted By: >>110686806

>>110685888
top of the website.

>community dropdown
>forum
>facebook
>reddit
>blog

>nope.avi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:13:00 No.110686467 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686058
>Coral Sea Islands
You know you want to go /v/...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:14:00 No.110686542 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686265
>implying what /v/ does in video games is what /v/ would do in real life

The Librarian !L1QRN48bCc

The Librarian !L1QRN48bCc Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:15:00 No.110686665 Report

Quoted By: >>110686737 >>110686794

>>110685757

I am willing to set up a paypal account and use my real name, so you all know I'mn not fucking around and donate myself if all of you think we can afford
1. The island Proper
2. Building materials for making basic structures
3. supplies and goods to set up basic utilites and farms/food gathering
4. passage for 500 /v/irgins

If you all can agree to work and set this up, I'd be glad to facilitate this with my alpha personality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:15:00 No.110686670 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686438
>red star for a logo
>using words like "revolution" and "social"
I'm liking it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:16:00 No.110686689 Report

Quoted By: >>110686777 >>110686816 >>110686817 >>110687226

>>110684833
>no INFJs
pic related ;_;
>no extraverted sensory types
Ah, would be a crap-tier island with no leadership, wouldn't want to be a part of it anyways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:16:00 No.110686700 Report

Quoted By:

If you want to help, you guys can look for other cheap islands
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/keywordsearch?sale=1

Might want to keep it in a tropical / warm area and with electricity if possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:16:00 No.110686737 Report

Quoted By: >>110686857

>>110686665
>If you all can agree to work
Welp, that ruins everything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:17:00 No.110686777 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686689
...forgot pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:17:00 No.110686790 Report

Quoted By:

>>110683372
>>110683372
>>110683372
Ohhh god, yes. A perfect word, indeed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:17:00 No.110686794 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686665
500 is way way too many bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:17:00 No.110686806 Report

Quoted By: >>110686896

>>110686464

Oh wow, a link to our reddit. Which has absolutely nothing in it. You really are a disappointment to the human race if that is your reason for not joining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:17:00 No.110686816 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686689
Introverts can be leaders.

I'm not attracted to introverts, though. ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:17:00 No.110686817 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686689

>everyone who has posted MBTI shit is I
>laughingwhores.jpg

>that feel when ENTJ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:17:00 No.110686835 Report

Quoted By:

Get this shit set up and i'll go, i'll help build shit and kill stuff.

I can also rape you, but don't worry i'm not ugly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:18:00 No.110686857 Report

Quoted By: >>110686941

>>110686737
Let me rally up the vidyadev bros. We'll make a game that'll put minecraft to shame

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:18:00 No.110686896 Report

Quoted By: >>110687143

>>110686806
Mostly not joining because it's full of hipster faggots who haven't done any legwork when there are posts dating 2010

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:18:00 No.110686938 Report

Quoted By: >>110687092 >>110687872

I thought of something like this when I was younger and had a billion dollars.

Buy an island somewhere far away from any hurricane and tsunami locations. Build it just like a fantasy island from a game. No guns, just swords and bows, likewise have blacksmiths make armor and tanners make leather wear and capes. Its free for anyone who wants to live like it was in a medieval fantasy world(strict background checks are required). Start with only a few hundred people and slowly start to have the population grow with our own little economy. Have non lethal gladiatoral and hunting contest. You can build your own castle, if youre rich enough that it, along with fortresses and grottos. Have a giant wall surrounding the island. Still have an airport and docking barge. Only wooden ships though. Not a place for hippies. Shits cash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:18:00 No.110686941 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686857
Game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:19:00 No.110686992 Report

Quoted By: >>110687093 >>110687113

I wanna start a new language/race/everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:19:00 No.110686997 Report

Quoted By: >>110687368 >>110687795

You're forgetting about the crazy estate tax we're gonna have to pay AFTER we buy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:20:00 No.110687092 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686938
if I had a billion dollars*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:20:00 No.110687093 Report

Quoted By:

>>110686992
Why don't we just learn Interlingua and be the human race?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:20:00 No.110687112 Report

Quoted By:

If you guys want a steady income, why not make video games? And sell them as DEEP indie games for 10$.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:20:00 No.110687113 Report

Quoted By: >>110687224 >>110687225 >>110687740

>>110686992
>race

Now that you've brought it up, can we all agree that the island will only contain whites and asians?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:20:00 No.110687120 Report

Quoted By: >>110687192 >>110687356 >>110688141

What will the /v/ commune be called? We can make a coat of arms and such!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:20:00 No.110687143 Report

Quoted By: >>110687912

>>110686896

I'll have you know only one of us is a hipster.

And yes, there are posts from 2010. Amazingly, our forum doesn't delete all posts from a year once it hits the next one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:21:00 No.110687192 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687120
/Libertalia/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:21:00 No.110687224 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687113
>...only contain whites and asians
Inb4 racial derail as /new/ shows up.

Mithrandir

Mithrandir Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:21:00 No.110687225 Report

Quoted By: >>110687518 >>110688092

>>110687113
>Now that you've brought it up, can we all agree that the island will only contain whites
FTFY

The Librarian !L1QRN48bCc

The Librarian !L1QRN48bCc Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:21:00 No.110687226 Report

Quoted By: >>110687457

>>110686689
You obviously don't know me my friend.

I would insist on elections, but I'm am certainly no introvert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:21:00 No.110687257 Report

Quoted By: >>110687369 >>110687379 >>110687647

So am I the only one who's fantasized about this at one point or another? I'd estimate that on top of the cost of the island, it'd take another couple million at least to make it self-sustaining. That would include the costs of building a decent solar farm (Building it bigger could open up the option of selling excess power to bring in revenue) and associated infrastructure, a tele-com tower to receive internet, and phone service, and some livable housing with temperature control, not to mention the cost of labor associated with putting all this together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:21:00 No.110687258 Report

Quoted By:

Quick, someone find an island relatively close to North Korea. We can hide an artillery cannon on it and shell the south for maximum trolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:22:00 No.110687356 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687120
The Land of the Naughty Serpent.
Our coat of arms would be two dragon dildos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:22:00 No.110687368 Report

Quoted By: >>110687740

>>110686997
Hence why it has to be our own country
Seriously, think about it. What happens when the inevitable fucktard does some stupid shit, gets drunk, and breaks down some coconut trees, or lights some shit on fire. What, are we gonna HELECOPTER him back to brazil or whereever the fuck we are, just so he can face the law?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:22:00 No.110687369 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687257
Or 1/10th of this if you don't care about most of this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:23:00 No.110687379 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687257
It's not impossible, but it does require some millions. If I ever won a lottery I'd probably do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:23:00 No.110687448 Report

Quoted By: >>110687553

Too bad this will never actually happen ;___;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:23:00 No.110687457 Report

Quoted By: >>110687740 >>110687804 >>110688281

>>110687226
>I would insist on elections
Elections? Would we be voting on people or issues?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:24:00 No.110687493 Report

Quoted By:

GUYS I'M IN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:24:00 No.110687507 Report

Quoted By: >>110687769 >>110687772

do we have to enter the UN or nato or some shit? i don't want some country invading us or dropping nukes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:24:00 No.110687518 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687225
Then who the fuck is gonna draw waifus and make vidya for us?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:24:00 No.110687553 Report

Quoted By: >>110687736

>>110687448
>Implying we won't find a way
Were doing it bro, WHERE MAKING IT HAPPEN.
Also, can we agree that no 'Lol XD THE CAKE IS A LIE' types on the island?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:24:00 No.110687559 Report

Quoted By: >>110687740

It doesn't have to be an island by the way, some countries have no estate tax and will sell land to foreigners.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:24:00 No.110687569 Report

Quoted By: >>110687832 >>110687954

I have a better Idea, let's all put our money together and buy a fuckton of lottery tickets.

Imagine if we win over 1million+...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:25:00 No.110687647 Report

Quoted By: >>110687978

>>110687257
No, I've fantasized about it quite a bit.

moot received two million dollars to make Canv.as and he dreams of becoming a real-life community planner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:26:00 No.110687717 Report

Quoted By:

Do any of us have firearms or white weapons? I mean, I'm pretty sure we will encounter some trouble eventually

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:26:00 No.110687736 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687553
Of course. Would underages be allowed if they're cool ones? Like, ones where if you were talking to them on the internet, you'd think that they weren't underage?

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:26:00 No.110687740 Report

Quoted By: >>110687936 >>110688118

>>110687113
>insecure white boys.jpg
>laughing nigger dicks.png

>>110687368
>/v/
>Own country
>Leader gets drunk and shittalks some other country's president when playing some other countryfag on the vidya
>We get nuked

>>110687457
Personal opinion, issues matter more than people.

>>110687559
It would be cheaper to pull some crazy area in the USA where there is mostly only desert and do it there than there would be an island.

Pick some place where there is almost nothing, little electricity, but near a county that has electricity, would need to be habitable but just not currently inhabited, tons of area good for farm land and such as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:26:00 No.110687769 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687507
>do we have to enter the UN or nato or some shit?
We would need to be recognized by an existing UN state first. And that's not easy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:26:00 No.110687772 Report

Quoted By: >>110687870

>>110687507
No self-respecting country would waste all those funds just to get rid of a hundred neckbeards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:26:00 No.110687795 Report

Quoted By: >>110688541

>>110686997
If there's 50 armed men living on the island declaring it independent, the government isn't going to touch it with barge pole.

The Librarian !L1QRN48bCc

The Librarian !L1QRN48bCc Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:26:00 No.110687804 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687457
Both of course.

Just like the Founding fathers we would need to make basic rules and limitations of the government though it's a lot easier for a group of 100 them millions.

Then elect leaders.

Until then we can have self promoted project managers in charge of actually getting us there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:27:00 No.110687832 Report

Quoted By: >>110688068

>>110687569
This, if we buy lottery tickets for like $30K someone HAS to win.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:27:00 No.110687870 Report

Quoted By: >>110688116

>>110687772
The fuck are you, a european?
Everybody gets a gun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:27:00 No.110687872 Report

Quoted By: >>110688340

>>110686938
>strict background checks

This. I don't want any redditfags coming in or some normalfags judging us. someone on 4chan is good (not /soc/ or /b/) but since we have no way of knowing that we need some kind of test.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:27:00 No.110687912 Report

Quoted By: >>110688455

>>110687143
in that year, what have you done, other than accrued about five people to dick around and talk wishfully about something they're not actualizing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:27:00 No.110687936 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687740
>Leader
This right here is what needs to be avoided at all costs. No leaders. No authority whatsoever.

>Personal opinion, issues matter more than people.
Exactly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:28:00 No.110687954 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687569
Sounds improbable. For the megamil, tickets cost a buck, right? One chance in 3,904,700.80 is the chance of willing 250,000+. We'd have to have at least a good mill to have a 1/3 chance of winning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:28:00 No.110687964 Report

Quoted By:

We should just buy a fucking rancho in Mexico and build a little village there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:28:00 No.110687978 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687647
Shame canvas is going to fall face-first into the ground.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:29:00 No.110688060 Report

Quoted By: >>110688180

I believe anarchy or a system of "Judges" (we get one leader for each video game/genre i.e. Fightan, Wii, 3DS, PS3, PC, etc.) and all these leaders will then have a meeting, like a parliament, and decide on behalf of all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:29:00 No.110688068 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687832
And the winner will then go FULL GREED MODE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:29:00 No.110688092 Report

Quoted By: >>110688196 >>110688352

>>110687225
anyone here is a bro, doesn't matter whites/asians/blacks etc. What we don't want is some unrelated nigger thugs/spics hearing about this place and coming in here and making this shit a ghetto

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:29:00 No.110688116 Report

Quoted By: >>110688258

>>110687870
I don't like this. I don't want dead /v/irgins everywhere. Think about it for a second, we don't need survival of the fittest, Lord of the Flies going on everywhere. We just want to play video games.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:29:00 No.110688118 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687740
Best find a place near the sea. For a small community fish + vegetables of all sorts. And in an area with the best possible weather over the year, to take the cost of housing to a minimum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:29:00 No.110688141 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687120
>coat of arms
>bar sinisters
>bar sinisters everywhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:30:00 No.110688158 Report

Quoted By: >>110688280 >>110688349

If we'd actually buy an island and live there I'd take care of your sexual tension.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:30:00 No.110688180 Report

Quoted By: >>110688288

>>110688060
It's not anarchy if there are leaders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:30:00 No.110688196 Report

Quoted By:

>>110688092
This.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:30:00 No.110688216 Report

Quoted By:

>/v/ island successfully blooms
>word gets out
>MLG fags come because "HURR DURR I AM HARDCORE GAMURR"
>CoDfags arrive on island
>the scent of crappy weed fills the air
>the sound of dubstep is all that can be heard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:31:00 No.110688258 Report

Quoted By:

>>110688116
>We just want to play video games.
All the time and every day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:31:00 No.110688280 Report

Quoted By:

>>110688158

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:31:00 No.110688281 Report

Quoted By: >>110688379

>>110687457
WE DONT NEED NO ELECTIONS.

At a scale this small communism will work, and yes I hate commies but that's the truth. If anybody does something bad, we'll beat the shit out of him and put him on a boat and push it out to sea. There will be one jug of water and a coconut

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:31:00 No.110688288 Report

Quoted By:

>>110688180
You didn't see the "or", did you? I'm giving two possible options

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:31:00 No.110688313 Report

Quoted By:

There's no need for "leaders" in a small community. Just a vote on particular issues if need be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:31:00 No.110688340 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687872

>welcome to /v/ island, to ensure only /v/ comes in we have a small test
>"Okay."
>Question 1: Do you like videogames?
>"Fuck no."
>Welcome and enjoy your stay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:31:00 No.110688349 Report

Quoted By:

>>110688158
Nah, I'd do it myself, thanks.

There will be no women my type on the island.
I can't find women my type anywhere else, anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:31:00 No.110688352 Report

Quoted By: >>110688546

>>110688092
There'd still be tons of prejudice. Also, have we considered the underageB&s?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:32:00 No.110688377 Report

Quoted By:

Don't worry about leaders and election bros. In a small scale community of a few hundred the default human behavior is very egalitarian, rather than hierarchical as it is in modern society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:32:00 No.110688379 Report

Quoted By: >>110688490 >>110688497

>>110688281
What's our goal? Just to get a few guys playing vidya until we die, or successful island?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:32:00 No.110688388 Report

Quoted By:

>Be a girl
>Want this to happen so I can have a shitton of guys cum inside/over me all day errday

Yeah..It's a fetish of mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:33:00 No.110688455 Report

Quoted By:

>>110687912

We've done our research and homework. We had another forum, the five people you see on our current one, and many more, each had a very high number of posts. We have many ideas about what to do, but need other people to bounce ideas off. We all know each other very well now, and need more people to bring fresh thinking to the group.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:33:00 No.110688481 Report

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Stop thinking island, not only is it more costly but it's more troublesome, if you haven't thought about it, being in a secluded piece of dirt away from all civilization with a bunch of internet idiots surrounded by the sea is not exactly what you'd call "wise"

It's better to be in the mainland, preferably on a shitty but important nation, like mexico or somewhere in south america.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:33:00 No.110688490 Report

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>>110688379
The non-fatties should hunt/fish. The fatties should farm. We then decide who builds, which I believe the minecraft players would be good at it.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:33:00 No.110688497 Report

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>>110688379
Chill 'til the end of your life or until you get bored and take a boat back to society.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:33:00 No.110688537 Report

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If this happened, I'd want you guys to promise me something. There would definitely be a high ratio of men to women, so I'd have to ask for polygamy.

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:33:00 No.110688541 Report

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>>110687795
I don't like the idea of heavily armed men. /k/ could come in here and make it lord of the flies on us. they'll rape all our traps at gunpoint. hell, even if you're not a trap they'll starve you until you skinny and then shave you and put you in a dress and then rape you

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Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 21:33:00 No.110688546 Report

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>>110688352
Hmm. If an UnderageB& sneaks onto our island before we're recognized as a state, can't NATO or some other overbearing force remove them forcibly with damage to the island? We'd best keep them out, methinks.

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