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>have girlfriend
>girlfriend doesn't like video games
>basically tolerates my hobby
>hypocritically enjoys mario kart
>we also play a handful of other games together
>girlfriend doesn't consider herself a gamer


>girlfriend lives with a randomly chosen roommate
>roommate is a "girl gamer"
>says things like "win" and "fail" and "oh my blog"
>wears "funny" and "ironic" t-shirts
>said to me "oh, I love video games!"
>"what's that?"
>reply it's Deus Ex: HR
>"Never heard of that. Have you played Portal? I've played Portal 1 and 2 and I play WoW!"

Fuck you guys for ever making me think I wanted to be with a girl gamer. I'm so glad my girlfriend isn't one of these low self-esteem chicks you guys praise so much.