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>Cute new girl from my class I'm dating, she's Brazilian
>She isnt that bad, doesnt smile much but has a nice ass and is very loving
>We go on dates to soccer games, movies, I go over to her place, realize Brazilians arent what /v/ stereotyped them as, she's rather sweet
>She wants to show me something on her PC
>We go to her PC, it's an old pentium 3 in a white case covered in mildew, dirt, dust and peeling stickers
>Horribly degaussed yellow 14" CRT starts up
>Takes 5 minutes to boot up, notice it's running Windows ME
>Finally loads, 4 more minutes while desktop loads
>Her screen is covered in shortcuts, Bonzi buddy and paperclip, notice multiple viruses are playing with the settings
>She opens up IE 4.0, suddenly 50 virus download tabs open from browser hijackers, she ignores them and starts to mutter "hue... hue... hue.. hue.."
>She loads up runescape and tibia, her friends begin spamming to her via Orkut
>She begins to laugh louder and bounce in her chair... "hue! hue! hue huehuehue"
>Limewire loads and begins installing more viruses as error messages begin popping up, she logs on to Tibia and starts spamming in corrupted Portuguese
>By now she's screaming, "HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
>She starts mashing keyboard, dirt and grime begin flying out of keys
>Her eyes become bloodshot, butt is bouncing, her teeth are showing and they're all yellow and some are missing
>Try to leave her apartment as the laughing becomes deafening
>Black out
