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!ONEGUYXwAM No.110938500 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Notch comes up with an original, genuinely great idea for a mob
>A rare, shadowy wraith - the Farlander - that almost always travels in groups, teleporting across the landscape and ripping blocks from the land to build strange, cryptic monuments with
>What we got: an uncommon, badly textured wraith with zombie noises - now called an Enderman thanks to reddit - that's always found alone, only teleporting when you get within 10 meters of it while maintaining unbroken eye contact while ripping massive chunks out of your obsidian castle and never building anything with the blocks it finds, losing said blocks forever when you kill it
>Instead of repairing and tweaking the crappy outcome of the mob to fit his vision, he scraps the most anticipated feature of said mob, basically making it now a passive-aggressive mob that dies in 4 hits and drops useless Enderpearls
>"It was a bad idea"

Fucking shitty dev. Fuck this fat fuck and his laziness and his shitty fucking coding.