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>Walk into the bus yesterday
>See a black guy with golden chains and cap with a girl, pointing at me as I enter
>Get nervous, approach his location
>''Hey, you, nerd!''
>For some reason say ''Sorry, I don't speak to the inferior race.''
>Realize what I just said as he gets up to fight me
>Suddenly remember what I learned from playing Deus Ex Human Revolution
>Grab his fist before it hits me and stick my knee in his diaphragm, and as he bends I grab his shoulders and make him spin 180º, to punch him in the neck as hard as I can, and he falls unconscious
>Go to the end of the bus, take a seat and listen to Slipknot until I get home
Glorious real life fighting stories general?
>See a black guy with golden chains and cap with a girl, pointing at me as I enter
>Get nervous, approach his location
>''Hey, you, nerd!''
>For some reason say ''Sorry, I don't speak to the inferior race.''
>Realize what I just said as he gets up to fight me
>Suddenly remember what I learned from playing Deus Ex Human Revolution
>Grab his fist before it hits me and stick my knee in his diaphragm, and as he bends I grab his shoulders and make him spin 180º, to punch him in the neck as hard as I can, and he falls unconscious
>Go to the end of the bus, take a seat and listen to Slipknot until I get home
Glorious real life fighting stories general?
