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Anonymous !u2Z/lwAx9Q Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:46:00 No.111020278 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>111021264 >>111022093 >>111022853 >>111024362 >>111026606

>friday
>take a shower
>shave beard
>brush teeth
>use deodorant
>wear nice clothes
>style hair
>put on brand cologne
>wear shoes
>say good night to parents
>leave house
>hide in the woods till 2 AM

That feel when you do everything to make your parents think you have friends and an active social life only to make them somewhat feel proud about you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:47:00 No.111020371 Report

Quoted By: >>111020989

>bro shower

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:47:00 No.111020378 Report

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What? Do people actually do this?

Can't tell if fake greentext

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:47:00 No.111020440 Report

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I sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:48:00 No.111020469 Report

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what

why couldn't you just

what

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:51:00 No.111020740 Report

Quoted By: >>111020989

>bro shower

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:52:00 No.111020862 Report

Quoted By: >>111020989

did someone say bro shower?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:53:00 No.111020989 Report

Quoted By: >>111021071

>>111020371
>>111020740
>>111020862

Worst attempt at forcing a meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:54:00 No.111021071 Report

Quoted By: >>111021204 >>111021221 >>111021240 >>111021245

>>111020989
>doesn't realise babby was a forced meme
Go to bed, kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:55:00 No.111021118 Report

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What is this, I don't even

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:55:00 No.111021130 Report

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>hide in the woods till 2 AM.

Seriously? At least go to a movie or something, OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:55:00 No.111021133 Report

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I particularly liked
>wear shoes
That really reinforced the entire story for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:55:00 No.111021174 Report

Quoted By: >>111021382

I've actually considered doing something like this just so that my parents get off my case about getting a real job instead of the work-from-home hentai drawing one they object to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:56:00 No.111021204 Report

Quoted By: >>111021290

>>111021071
>implying there are naturally occuring memes

get the fuck out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:56:00 No.111021221 Report

Quoted By: >>111021290

>>111021071
Babby was a successfully forced meme

Bro shower is a failed forced meme

Therefore, posting babby to mock bro shower is acceptable

go to bed faggot

Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:56:00 No.111021240 Report

Quoted By: >>111021290

>>111021071
u srs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:56:00 No.111021245 Report

Quoted By: >>111021290

>>111021071
>Doesn't realize the difference between a successful forced meme and an unsuccessful attempt at forcing a meme.
Go to a meatgrinder, stranger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:56:00 No.111021264 Report

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>>111020278
At that point, you might as well stage an 'accident' so they'll live their lives in grief, rather than grief and shame.

What game is this btw? Sounds like a downer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:56:00 No.111021272 Report

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The mods are actually doing their jobs today. I'll be surprised if I even get a chance to post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:56:00 No.111021275 Report

Quoted By: >>111021385

>b-back that ass up

but seriously

>that feel when your parents accept you for who you are

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:57:00 No.111021290 Report

Quoted By: >>111021620 >>111021786

>>111021204
>>111021221
>>111021240
>>111021245
Trolled hard. Stay mad, /v/.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:57:00 No.111021297 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:57:00 No.111021305 Report

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OP you DO realize that the time you spend in the woods could be spent going to clubs/parties/making friends right?

It really isn't hard at all. Hell, if you go to school, which I assume you do since you live with your parents, then you probably are acquainted with at least one or two people who could potentially become friends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:57:00 No.111021382 Report

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>>111021174
Go to a cafe and do your dark work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:57:00 No.111021385 Report

Quoted By: >>111022188

>>111021275
>that feel when your parents accept you for who you are

You mean when they give up on you but you're too autistic to tell?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:58:00 No.111021410 Report

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I used to drive around until 2am.

I know that feel, bro.

Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q

Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:58:00 No.111021419 Report

Quoted By: >>111021514 >>111021576

These threads make me feel better about myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:59:00 No.111021514 Report

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>>111021419

These threads are fake, dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:59:00 No.111021536 Report

Quoted By: >>111021593

Why would you need to hide anywhere? Just go drink in a bar until 2am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Sep 2011 23:59:00 No.111021576 Report

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>>111021419
Me too. I might be as bad as the OP but I'd never actually make a thread about it on /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:00:00 No.111021593 Report

Quoted By: >>111021685

>>111021536
>OP
>old enough to drink

pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:00:00 No.111021620 Report

Quoted By: >>111021817

>>111021290
u r stoopid nd a bad trul

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:00:00 No.111021663 Report

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>get ready for a night out
>go to my boyfriend's place and get rammed til the morning
>parents will never know I'm gay

Feels good man

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:00:00 No.111021685 Report

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>>111021593
Where is he pretending to go all night then if he can't even drink?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:01:00 No.111021726 Report

Quoted By: >>111021807

i dont go to school and cant find a job, i honestly dont know how to meet friends outside of the handful i already have

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:02:00 No.111021786 Report

Quoted By: >>111021817

>>111021290
>stupidretardedopinion
>youarefuckingretarded
>jokesonyouiwasjusttrollingyou

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:02:00 No.111021807 Report

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>>111021726
Get a job and go to school.

Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:02:00 No.111021809 Report

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We had this thread earlier, except the previous OP said he was "going to the theatre" with a girl, instead hiding in the woods.

At least be original you faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:02:00 No.111021817 Report

Quoted By: >>111022415

>>111021786
>>111021620
Still mad, get trolled harder

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:02:00 No.111021855 Report

Quoted By: >>111021961 >>111023835

>clubs
>people who go to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:03:00 No.111021961 Report

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>>111021855
It always seems like a good idea when you're drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:04:00 No.111022050 Report

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man, your post made me sad

sorry for you OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:05:00 No.111022062 Report

Quoted By: >>111022732

>24
>living with your parents
>no job
>finishing grad school
>all your other friends are getting married/already are
>feels bad man
>friend asks if you want to fly to see another friend graduate from Marine OCS
>friend says he'll pay to fly you
>suddenly ou feel worthless
>remove SIM card from phone, never look back
>suddenly no friends, nothing to do
>go out on weekends, pretending to visit friends, sleeping in car in random reststops
>suddenly you wake up, see your parents in their camper
my life is terrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:05:00 No.111022093 Report

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>>111020278
so YOU'RE that fucking guy I see in the distance when I walk home from a friend's house at night on a forest path.

There, between the trees. Just standing and watching.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:06:00 No.111022188 Report

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>>111021385
i'm cool with it.

Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:06:00 No.111022220 Report

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>that feel when there's no video games in this thread
>that feel when you type sage in the e-mail field
>that feel when you mark the checkbox and click on the report button, fill the captcha and click submit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:06:00 No.111022236 Report

Quoted By: >>111022304

I went to a club where you could take bro showers after a drink.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:07:00 No.111022304 Report

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>>111022236
>>111022236

seeing as you used bro showers you're probably the sort of nobhead who frequents clubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:08:00 No.111022415 Report

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>>111021817
>>111021817
Yes, I am so fucking mad because of your post, holy shit I'm angry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:09:00 No.111022514 Report

Quoted By: >>111022568 >>111022754

i did a similar thing to this after i dropped out of uni

i continued to pretend to go because my parents were giving me money weekly so i could focus on school instead of work

after like 2.5 months i told them the truth

they kicked me out

i haven't talked to them since

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:10:00 No.111022568 Report

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>>111022514

jesus christ

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:10:00 No.111022569 Report

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Jesus OP, i mean why
The woods?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:11:00 No.111022732 Report

Quoted By: >>111022860 >>111023141

>>111022062

You think your life is terrible?

>23
>no friends
>no dick
>seriously, it's only 1 inch hard
>only time i've been with a girl are two occasions
>1st was first girlfriend, we made out and I tried to fuck her, couldn't cause dick was so small
> she broke up with me the next day
>2nd time was at a dinner party for my work, older lady (65)
>got drunk, I took her home, she came on to me
>like a desperate virgin I obliged
>made out with a lady older then my grandma
>tried to fuck her, couldn't
>left in shame when she told me to get the fuck out, I'm not a real man
>live by myself, no friends.
>go out on weekend, bring laptop, browse /v/ in various parking lots around town
>go home around 3-4am, make noise to my neighbors think i'm cool
>mfw they probably know I'm a failure-no-dick-loser who has no friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:12:00 No.111022754 Report

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>>111022514
How long has it been? Kind of extreme for them to stop talking to you over that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:13:00 No.111022853 Report

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>>111020278
>mfw I've been lieing about having friends and i lied twice about having a girlfriend just so they wouldn't worry about me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:13:00 No.111022860 Report

Quoted By: >>111023000

>>111022732
become a trap
you have nothing to lose

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:13:00 No.111022907 Report

Quoted By: >>111023046

>that feel when i work 2 jobs and mom says i can live here for free until i go to university
>that feel when i play vidya and sit on the computer more than i should and i still go out and have a life
at this point i can say that half of you people don't even try

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:14:00 No.111022964 Report

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Why not just go to a bar or something?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Hiding in the fuckin' woods...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:14:00 No.111023000 Report

Quoted By: >>111023098 >>111023237

>>111022860

>6'1 270lb trap
>being wanted my any one

nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:14:00 No.111023026 Report

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>hide in the woods till 2 AM

Who the fuck would hide in the woods? there's a shit ton of stuff to do even if you aren't going anywhere, at least take your DS or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:15:00 No.111023046 Report

Quoted By: >>111023374

>>111022907
Well obviously they don't try, how have you only just worked this out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:15:00 No.111023098 Report

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>>111023000
Ok. Then kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:16:00 No.111023141 Report

Quoted By: >>111023300 >>111023416 >>111023462

>>111022732
>no dick
>seriously, it's only 1 inch hard
It that really even possible? I mean, we've all seen the pictures on the internet here of tiny dicks, but who's to say those aren't just shops? I honestly don't believe dicks can be that small.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:17:00 No.111023237 Report

Quoted By: >>111023416

>>111023000
Try losing some weight man. About 100lbs should do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:17:00 No.111023300 Report

Quoted By: >>111023416

>>111023141
If it's that small it has to count as a serious disability surely. I mean, you wouldn't even be able to fap properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:18:00 No.111023374 Report

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>>111023046
because i don't try too much myself.
hell the only thing i know i need to work on is getting rid of like 20 lbs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:18:00 No.111023416 Report

Quoted By: >>111023474 >>111023503 >>111023505 >>111023544 >>111023574 >>111023586 >>111023712 >>111023716 >>111023940 >>111024128 >>111024221 >>111024803 >>111024918 >>111026040 >>111027163

>>111023300
>>111023237
>>111023141

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:19:00 No.111023462 Report

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>>111023141
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:19:00 No.111023474 Report

Quoted By: >>111023992

>>111023416
OH WHAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:19:00 No.111023503 Report

Quoted By: >>111023992

>>111023416
...Really?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:19:00 No.111023504 Report

Quoted By: >>111023917

>get msn message from mystery person last night
>'Prrrrrrr'
>catgirls are my fetish
>found out who sent email
>have long wonderful conversation
>get number and ask to dinner
>she accepts
>my face when this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:19:00 No.111023505 Report

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>>111023416

btw...

[spolier] thats a penny

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:20:00 No.111023544 Report

Quoted By: >>111023992

>>111023416
...i've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:20:00 No.111023574 Report

Quoted By: >>111023992

>>111023416
what the fuckj

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:20:00 No.111023586 Report

Quoted By: >>111023992

>>111023416
Are those your testicles? I assume you've seen a doctor? Because you have a hormonal imbalance and are at a greatly heightened risk of developing testicular cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:21:00 No.111023616 Report

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>Started uni this year
>Two girls showed interest in me already
>Doing awesome
>Government is paying for me to study, just cant fuck up
>Getting a car when i finish uni with all the saved money
>Tons of good vidya left to play
>4 really close bros, ~10 other friends
>Above average dick which i shall stick in one of the two girls i mentioned

Life is good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:22:00 No.111023712 Report

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>>111023416

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:22:00 No.111023716 Report

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>>111023416
FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:22:00 No.111023734 Report

Quoted By: >>111023782 >>111023946

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ptG5PwX4k
anti rage right here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:22:00 No.111023782 Report

Quoted By:

>>111023734
Hey buddy!
Fuck you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:23:00 No.111023835 Report

Quoted By:

>>111021855
>clubs
>dubs
>55

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:23:00 No.111023845 Report

Quoted By: >>111026104

>That feeling when I've just given up on finding a girl friend and numb myself with the vidya

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:23:00 No.111023868 Report

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> not bathing in milk
> not allowing yourself to become hideously fat on that same milk in which you bathe
> not holding court with wizards and sprites in your gem-covered, open-air bathroom
> not being cooled with a giant feather waved by a young eunuch-to-be
> not being shaded by a giant leaf held by another young eunuch-to-be
> cooing mercilessly as a young man approaches you to be gelded, but you needlessly delay this most exquisite procedure
> all the while gently waving your razor-sharp golden castration scimitar
> you feel yourself growing fatter on his desperate mews
> "make me a nullo, papa, make me a nullo!"
> you chuckle as you deny him this most basic pleasure, this most high honor
> and as you chuckle, you hold your nose and dip down into the bathing-milk for another meal of farts and milk

I seriously hope you don't do this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:24:00 No.111023917 Report

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OP...You do all of this, and yet have no friends? It makes no sense? Unless you're the most depressing cynical ass hole to hang out with you should be able to make atleast a couple of friends. Seriously, you showered which is more than half of /v/ can say. Just go out to a bar some night on the weekend where everyone's getting fucked up and just get totally obliterated, I guarantee you and some other drunk bastard will make great friends.

>>111023504
I'd love to see your face when you see her in person. 250lbs eye sore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:24:00 No.111023940 Report

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>>111023416

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA
HAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:24:00 No.111023946 Report

Quoted By: >>111024017

>>111023734
i wanna wreck al lthese kids. the kid in the blue and yellow jacket is getting a fucking stone cold stunner. i'm so mad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:25:00 No.111023992 Report

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>>111023586
>>111023574
>>111023544
>>111023503
>>111023474

I wish I was kidding when I said that.

It's a mess down there. I had problems when i was a baby, back then they couldn't fix it. Now? No problem. People with my condition have nice penises i bet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:25:00 No.111024011 Report

Quoted By: >>111024296

It's weird how all this time on /v/ people still think these stories are real and try to offer advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:25:00 No.111024017 Report

Quoted By:

>>111023946
>watching wrestling
>acting superior to anyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:25:00 No.111024053 Report

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>>111023992
PLEASE STOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:26:00 No.111024088 Report

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>>111023992
Lose some fucking weight

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:26:00 No.111024100 Report

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>>111023992

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:26:00 No.111024101 Report

Quoted By: >>111024191

>>111023992
hey let's see that thing hard pal. get it up for /v/!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:26:00 No.111024128 Report

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>>111023416
You should just become a trap.
You're half way there anyways.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:26:00 No.111024137 Report

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>>111023992
OH LAWD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:27:00 No.111024177 Report

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>>111024121

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:27:00 No.111024187 Report

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>>111023992

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:27:00 No.111024191 Report

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>>111024101

it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:27:00 No.111024217 Report

Quoted By: >>111024368 >>111024369

>people overreacting to a pic of a penis

Christ you people are fucking underaged

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:27:00 No.111024221 Report

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>>111023992
>>111023416

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:27:00 No.111024225 Report

Quoted By: >>111024293

>>111023992
seriously you have a great opportunity to become a trap, just lose fucking 120 pounds or so and start taking hormones

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:27:00 No.111024229 Report

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>OP is a sad, lonely man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:28:00 No.111024278 Report

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Why are you so hairy jesus fucking christ you're disgusting shave that off

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:28:00 No.111024293 Report

Quoted By: >>111024512

>>111024225

>everyone telling me become a trap

>mfw people think I'm gay

Yeah, no. I don't like dicks. Sorry.

Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:28:00 No.111024294 Report

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/vl - that feel & doubles

Fuck you beta losers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:28:00 No.111024296 Report

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>>111024011
It because sometimes they can relate to certain things are actually giving advice to themselves.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:28:00 No.111024362 Report

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>>111020278

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:28:00 No.111024368 Report

Quoted By: >>111024501

>>111024217
It's not a picture of a penis, it's some sort of freak show exhibit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:28:00 No.111024369 Report

Quoted By: >>111024501 >>111024554

>>111024217
>People reacting to a pic of a penis under 1 inch

It's worth a reaction.
If it was just your average dick no one would care.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:29:00 No.111024438 Report

Quoted By:

>Telling the guy to become a trap
>He has no penis to lust over

I don't understand you /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:30:00 No.111024501 Report

Quoted By:

>>111024369
>>111024368

Oh..jesus christ why did I post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:30:00 No.111024512 Report

Quoted By: >>111024712

>>111024293
be a fucking lesbian trap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:30:00 No.111024521 Report

Quoted By:

>>111024121
>>111024121

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:30:00 No.111024554 Report

Quoted By: >>111024778

>>111024369
>>111024369

It's still a dick. It's like you faggots haven't seen serious gore concerning bollocks, which you would have seen if you'd been here longer than 2 days.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:30:00 No.111024569 Report

Quoted By: >>111024647

your clit has foreskin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:31:00 No.111024647 Report

Quoted By: >>111024876

>>111024569
You mean like the clitoral hood.

Which all clits have.

You fucking virgin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:32:00 No.111024700 Report

Quoted By: >>111024894

microdick anon

hope you are mad as fuck at your parents and doctor

doesn't look they tried hormone therapy on you at all.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:32:00 No.111024704 Report

Quoted By: >>111024894

HOW DO U EVEN PISS?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:32:00 No.111024712 Report

Quoted By: >>111024893 >>111025033

>>111024512
>be a fucking lesbian trap.

Because the demand for that is so high right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:32:00 No.111024735 Report

Quoted By:

>>111023992
lose some weight and get a sex change operation. Trying to be a "man" with that thing to great suffering will lead.

an advantage you do have compared to other transsexuals - an actual working clitoris

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:32:00 No.111024778 Report

Quoted By:

>>111024554
You're making yourself look foolish. The reaction is because the guy is actually in the thread now posting images of himself.

Why would anyone get excited about the same old gore pictures we've seen a million times before?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:33:00 No.111024803 Report

Quoted By:

>>111023416
>>111023992
And I thought my dick was small!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:33:00 No.111024839 Report

Quoted By: >>111024898

>Friday night
>dress casually
>Go meet with friends
>Get hammered

I guess i could do better, but i'm alright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:34:00 No.111024863 Report

Quoted By:

Seriously, become a trap, your life would be better like that dickguy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:34:00 No.111024876 Report

Quoted By: >>111024974

>>111024647

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:34:00 No.111024893 Report

Quoted By:

>>111024712

More demand than microdick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:34:00 No.111024894 Report

Quoted By: >>111024968 >>111025002 >>111025089 >>111025354

>>111024700

no..they didn't. I'm..just...whatever about it

>>111024704

Oh that's the fun part! I forgot to mention, I have to use a catheter through a hole in my stomach! I WISH I WERE MAKING THIS SHIT UP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:34:00 No.111024898 Report

Quoted By:

>>111024839
This is the ideal Friday or Saturday night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:34:00 No.111024918 Report

Quoted By:

>>111023992
>>111023416

Oh wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:34:00 No.111024926 Report

Quoted By:

so i guess this thread is a Micropenis General then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:34:00 No.111024936 Report

Quoted By:

Can you imagine him trying to fuck a chick with that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:35:00 No.111024968 Report

Quoted By:

>>111024894
This is getting even better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:35:00 No.111024974 Report

Quoted By: >>111025166

>>111024876
Hurr durr I was just PRETENDING to be retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:35:00 No.111024980 Report

Quoted By:

>hide in the woods till 2 AM

oh lawd

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:35:00 No.111025002 Report

Quoted By:

>>111024894
THE PLOT THICKENS
IN THE MOST HORRIBLE WAY POSSIBLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:35:00 No.111025010 Report

Quoted By:

god fucked up when he made you, micropenis bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:35:00 No.111025033 Report

Quoted By: >>111025186

>>111024712
Actually yes. Quite the demand. Certainly more than micro dick. Might as well get your shit cut off, you aren't going to reproduce with a dick like that. Just get that thought down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:36:00 No.111025061 Report

Quoted By:

>only friend is moving away in 2 years
>realize i have no talent and won't be able to do sit in life
>realize this will be me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:36:00 No.111025089 Report

Quoted By: >>111025694

>>111024894
>I have to use a catheter through a hole in my stomach
pics or it didn't happen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:36:00 No.111025106 Report

Quoted By:

>This thread

I'm sorry about your dick man, but this shit is fucking hilarious

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:36:00 No.111025115 Report

Quoted By: >>111025239 >>111025694

Can you actually fap microdick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:37:00 No.111025166 Report

Quoted By: >>111025339

>>111024974

sure you were buddy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:37:00 No.111025186 Report

Quoted By: >>111025304

>>111025033
>Actually yes. Quite the demand.

Then why do so many traps settle for girls way below them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:38:00 No.111025239 Report

Quoted By: >>111025694

>>111025115
I guess you could rub it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:38:00 No.111025286 Report

Quoted By:

i thought i was pathetic, as it turns out i am just lonely, so lonely. Microdick man you may take solace in the fact that you brought a smile to my face

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:38:00 No.111025304 Report

Quoted By: >>111025711

>>111025186
Because they have low selfesteem and a fucking pathetic ego

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:39:00 No.111025339 Report

Quoted By: >>111025511 >>111025677

>>111025166
No no, as in, you're "joke" wasn't a joke, it was just you trying to be funny and not realising that clits actually do have a "foreskin"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:39:00 No.111025354 Report

Quoted By:

>>111024894

you ever managed to have a really good wank?

or just alot bad ones?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:39:00 No.111025361 Report

Quoted By:

This thread..

This fucking thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:39:00 No.111025412 Report

Quoted By: >>111025473

>>111024121
>>111024121
2am...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:40:00 No.111025473 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025412
Fuck that thread, this one's interesting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:40:00 No.111025478 Report

Quoted By: >>111025679

>friday night
>load up my backpack and dress casual\
>head up to the cardshop for some sanctioned friday night magic
>play until 2am doing testing and building
>we bust some 40oz out of the fridge and play edward 40 hands
>super drunk commander/EDH games ensue
>wake up at noon on a couch in the shop. Hella changes to my deck that I don't remember making.
>some of them are fucking smart
>swig of mouthwash and im headed out the door
>pick up GF
>sex
>lunch
>sex
>she spends the night
>morning sex
>breakfast
>vidya while she works on paper
>lunch
>take her home
>starcraft 2, TF2 and league of legends until 4am because my first class is at 1pm on mondays

I fucking love college.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:40:00 No.111025497 Report

Quoted By:

I feel really bad for this guy. Fuck the starving kids in Africa, this guy deserves some charity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:40:00 No.111025511 Report

Quoted By: >>111025653 >>111025749

>>111025339

....you dont call it a foreskin though, stop being a retard and trying to defend yourself, he simply made a joke about his dick being so small its like a clit. just leave it.

sage

Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:41:00 No.111025539 Report

Quoted By:

sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:42:00 No.111025651 Report

Quoted By:

archive this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:42:00 No.111025653 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025511
You seem upset.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:42:00 No.111025677 Report

Quoted By: >>111025749 >>111025937

>>111025339

I'm sorry to dissapoint you but i'm actually a girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:42:00 No.111025679 Report

Quoted By: >>111026335

>>111025478
Nice. but this thread kind of took another direction if you didn't notice.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:42:00 No.111025694 Report

Quoted By: >>111025798 >>111025804 >>111025828 >>111025843 >>111025934 >>111025955 >>111026040 >>111026214 >>111026241 >>111026448

>>111025089
Ok.

>>111025115

No, the most I can do is rub it like >>111025239 said.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:42:00 No.111025701 Report

Quoted By:

What I'm the most amazed about isn't the dick itself

it's that someone actually wasn't bullshitting with an incredible story

I'm still sceptical but the pictures have a legit air about them..
The only way to be 100% sure is for him to put up a tiny cocktail umbrella in his urethra and take a picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:42:00 No.111025702 Report

Quoted By:

anaon how do you masturbate? my dick is small but i can still stroke it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:43:00 No.111025711 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025304

Only those /v/ has converted, most have gender issues.

Please point me in the direction of the large collection of girls into traps would you? I could sell it to /d/ and be set for life

Average !!aV92G9m5f8O

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Average !!aV92G9m5f8O Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:43:00 No.111025737 Report

Quoted By:

/v/ why do you do this to yourselves...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:43:00 No.111025749 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025677
>>111025511

misquote sorry :x

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:43:00 No.111025798 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025694
Oh god.

This is too much.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:43:00 No.111025804 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025694

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:44:00 No.111025826 Report

Quoted By:

This thread could only get better if the microdick anon looked like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:44:00 No.111025827 Report

Quoted By:

MICROPENIS GUY
GO TO A DOCTOR DUDE, AND GET SOME HORMONE THERAPY
or, you could make money doing fetish porn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:44:00 No.111025828 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025694
no
no
NO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:44:00 No.111025843 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025694
I'm sorry man, I really am.

THIS SHIT'S GOLD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:44:00 No.111025876 Report

Quoted By: >>111025999

I don't get it, why does he have to use a catheter to piss?

also are micro penises capable of ejaculation? because it looks like the size of his testicles is kinda fucked up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:45:00 No.111025934 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025694

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:45:00 No.111025937 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025677
herpderp I'm actualy a girl now.
Post pics to prove it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:45:00 No.111025949 Report

Quoted By:

Well microdickanon, at least you spread joy between other men insecure about their penis.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:45:00 No.111025955 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025694
You should really just kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:46:00 No.111025999 Report

Quoted By: >>111026093 >>111026174 >>111026238

>>111025876

No, I can't bring myself to cum.

The only time I can actually do it is when I'm sleeping, and have no control.

needless to say

I have alot of wet dreams.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:46:00 No.111026040 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025694
>>111023992
>>111023416
>dont worry bro we are just worthless space dust

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:46:00 No.111026069 Report

Quoted By:

Dude, how do you even get up in the mornings. Seriously, if you haven't killed yourself yet you must have some fucking willpower beyond that of any normal human, go do something great with your life you have the ability.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:47:00 No.111026093 Report

Quoted By: >>111026319 >>111026393

>>111025999
Do you have a microdick in your wet dreams too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:47:00 No.111026104 Report

Quoted By:

>>111023845
>that feel when you talk to a girl and get her number

feels good man, im going to stop fapping to porn every day to make sure i can boner

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:47:00 No.111026137 Report

Quoted By: >>111026266 >>111026342 >>111026393 >>111026503

man this shit isnt funny this guy will never have a normal relationship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:47:00 No.111026159 Report

Quoted By:

>friday
>take a shower
>shave
>brush teeth
>use deodorant
>wear nice clothes
>style hair
>avoid cologne
>wear nice shoes
>say good night to parents
>leave house
>play vidya at a local Internet Cafe until 2am
>make a few friends while I'm there
>now have a weekly Risk group

Fuck clubs, I'm taking over the world every Friday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:47:00 No.111026174 Report

Quoted By: >>111026393

>>111025999
What about prostate stimulation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:47:00 No.111026176 Report

Quoted By: >>111026343

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:47:00 No.111026182 Report

Quoted By:

I haven't hid in the forest, but I have just sat in my car before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:48:00 No.111026214 Report

Quoted By: >>111026393

>>111025694
Why don't you kill yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:48:00 No.111026238 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025999

well at least you got trips, i wouldnt care to much about it dude, those of us on /v/ with normal dicks will never be with a girl to use them anyway. it cool we can joke about this joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:48:00 No.111026241 Report

Quoted By: >>111026393

>>111025694
That's fucking depressing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:48:00 No.111026266 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026137
say la vee

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:49:00 No.111026301 Report

Quoted By: >>111026663

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:49:00 No.111026319 Report

Quoted By: >>111026421 >>111026431 >>111026520

>>111026093

Source on this image please? I've been looking for a new anime to watch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:49:00 No.111026335 Report

Quoted By:

>>111025679
True. Sometimes I like to gloat.

Seriously though guys, if you don't have friends learn to play Magic the gathering. You will find some of the most easily relatable nerds on the planet at card shops. You will also find huge mouth breathing disgusting neckbeards and normal people. As long as you attempt to act like the normal people, you will learn very quickly how to distance yourself from being the other. Some of the best bros I have ever had were from card shops.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:49:00 No.111026339 Report

Quoted By:

You must have willpower microdick
You could go places

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:49:00 No.111026342 Report

Quoted By: >>111026459

>>111026137

>implying any of us will

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:49:00 No.111026343 Report

Quoted By: >>111026402

>>111026176
One more vote guys

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:50:00 No.111026389 Report

Quoted By:

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:50:00 No.111026393 Report

Quoted By: >>111026485 >>111026603 >>111026609

>>111026093

No, in my dreams I have a glorious dick.

>>111026137

Feel bad. Like really bad.

>>111026214

Because video games.

>>111026241

yea

>>111026174

what the hell is that? Sounds gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:50:00 No.111026402 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026343
Got it
Archived

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:50:00 No.111026421 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026319
I have no idea.
But here, have a spider in a vagina.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:50:00 No.111026422 Report

Quoted By: >>111026748

To microdick guy: I'm a year older, an inch taller, ten pounds heavier, and in the exact same situation as you. Except, y'know, the grandma fucking...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:50:00 No.111026431 Report

Quoted By: >>111026713

>>111026319
GTFO, weaboo, we're trying to talk about dicks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:50:00 No.111026448 Report

Quoted By: >>111026748

>>111025694

So, how does that catheter work? Is there another tube already in connected to your bladder to which the outer tube is then hooked? Does it have a valve or something?

How do you prevent the contents of your bladder from leaking in your lower abdomen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:50:00 No.111026459 Report

Quoted By: >>111026678

>>111026342
oh please most of us are in our early 20's and have barely experienced life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:51:00 No.111026485 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026393
>Sounds gay.

Beggers cant be choosers

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:51:00 No.111026503 Report

Quoted By: >>111026989

>>111026137
>>111026137

I won't have a normal relationship either.

18 kissless virgin with the ears and ear lobes of 80 year olds, run away from people, can't have a normal conversation and I'm constantly harrased by bad body Odor.

It's not even funny. If it's not my hair it's my breath, if not I sweat and my clothes smell terrible and leave a bad smmell everywhere.

Fuck my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:51:00 No.111026520 Report

Quoted By: >>111027070

>>111026319
Kowarekake no Orgel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:51:00 No.111026555 Report

Quoted By:

filename

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:52:00 No.111026603 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026393
>what the hell is that? Sounds gay

Google it. Hell if i couldn't cum normally i'd be giving it a try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:52:00 No.111026606 Report

Quoted By:

>>111020278
>hide in the woods till 2 AM
Hope you take an SKS with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:52:00 No.111026609 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026393
>rubbing your own prostate
>gay
get fucked fatty

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:53:00 No.111026663 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026301
Just kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:53:00 No.111026678 Report

Quoted By: >>111026800 >>111026808

>>111026459
>early 20's
>not mid 10's

lol

stay naive =)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:53:00 No.111026713 Report

Quoted By: >>111026971

>>111026431

>implying i'm a weeabo

It's ok.

I'll just start a new thread, on /v/.

Since on /a/ bokunopicobokunopicobokunopicobokunopico

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:54:00 No.111026748 Report

Quoted By: >>111026860 >>111026910 >>111026915 >>111026952 >>111026998 >>111027031

>>111026422

Microdicks unite.

>>111026448

Yes, there's a tube from my bladder to that hole.

Any more questions? I feel slightly better, even though half you people are laughing. You're the only people I've shared this with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:54:00 No.111026800 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026678
>teenager
>telling me im naive

oh lord

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:54:00 No.111026808 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026678
>mid 10's

Stay retarded XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:55:00 No.111026850 Report

Quoted By:

>go to theatre alone
>watch a Jason Statham movie
>if only I was alpha like Jason ;_;
>suddenly, terrorists burst into the theatre and take everyone hostage
>this is my chance
>I get up calmly, and get into my fighting stance that I learnt from karata class
>the terrorists look at me confused
>suddenly lose my nerve, stutter "B-blow it out y-your ass"
>the terrorists burst out laughing
>run at them, try a karate kick
>one of them shoots me, but he's laughing so hard it only hits my leg
>as I try to crawl my way toward the doors crying from pain and embarrasment, spagetti dribbles out of my pocket
>the terrorists are laughing too hard to even try and shoot me, even the other hostages are rolling on the floor laughing at me now
>I make it to the door and escape
>all the other people there died that day, I'm the only survivor
>alpha as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:55:00 No.111026854 Report

Quoted By:

Goddamn, I thought I was tiny with my 4 inches.
You made me feel good about myself.
If that helps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:55:00 No.111026860 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026748
I am laughing, but i feel a little bad about it. About the best you can expect from 4chan i reckon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:55:00 No.111026901 Report

Quoted By:

I don't think my chances of getting laid are much better than this guy's.

my penis is about 8cm long but it's horrible deformed, its curved like a banana and points to the left

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:55:00 No.111026910 Report

Quoted By: >>111027068 >>111027074 >>111027143

>>111026748
>Any more questions?

I have a 7 inch erection. How does that make you feel?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:55:00 No.111026915 Report

Quoted By: >>111027143

>>111026748
Have you ever thought about starting to lose weight or getting in shape?

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:56:00 No.111026952 Report

Quoted By: >>111027143

>>111026748
is it unconformable?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:56:00 No.111026971 Report

Quoted By: >>111027070

>>111026713

Found it.

It's Kowarekake no Orgel incase anyone else was wondering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:56:00 No.111026989 Report

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>>111026503
if i dont shower everyday i happen to smell like i havent showered in a week, which isnt really offensive but it is noticable, but i usually combat this by spraying febreeze all over myself before leaving, i also sweat a lot but if you shower regularly it shouldnt smell bad, it doesnt for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:57:00 No.111026998 Report

Quoted By: >>111027143

>>111026748
I sell tupperware. Would you like to buy some?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:57:00 No.111027001 Report

Quoted By: >>111027255

>go out with people at met at college
>some shitty club
>music is terrible and so loud you can't even talk
>drunk people everywhere
>leave early
>delay getting home so my parents are at least in bed before i get in
>pretend the next day I got way more drunk than I did

What kind of fucking world is it where my parents are actually less concerned when I am out with people I barley know in an altered mind state than if I just spent a friday evening playing videogames? FUCK sometimes I feel like such an old man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:57:00 No.111027031 Report

Quoted By:

>>111026748

Not laughing. Shit sucks. There's nothing funny about this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:57:00 No.111027068 Report

Quoted By: >>111027227

>>111026910
doesn't matter because you won't be using it any way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:57:00 No.111027070 Report

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>>111026971

Welcome to 5 minutes ago, weaboo.

>>111026520

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:58:00 No.111027074 Report

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>>111026910
jesus buddy, that's like asking a retard how it feels that you know what 1+1 is. come on now

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:58:00 No.111027143 Report

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>>111026910

A little weird if you're looking at my dick to get an erection, but whatever floats your dick.

>>111026915

No, I'll be honest, I have no drive to lose weight. Even when i was smaller it was the same size.Doctor said i've reached maximum size.

>>111026952

no, it's fine. nothing uncomfortable unless I have to piss, then the cath hurts like a dick to put it.

>>111026998

>implying I'll buy into a scam

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:58:00 No.111027163 Report

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>>111023416

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:59:00 No.111027166 Report

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Dod gamn, that's fucked up. Anyway thanks for making me feel better about my dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:59:00 No.111027227 Report

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>>111027068
>implying I don't use it on my sister weekly

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:59:00 No.111027229 Report

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I'm 26, going to my bro-in-law's place and going to watch some car shows with him and a couple of my friends. My sister wants to watch Criminal Minds at 9 so maybe some poker for a while. It's so cliche it hurts.

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Anonymous Thu 22 Sep 2011 00:59:00 No.111027255 Report

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>>111027001
a very fucked up world

Hey dad can you lend me 30$ to buy a video game
>no
Hey dad can you lend me 150$ to go out with some classmates from college and get drunk and pass out in the street in a pool of my own vomit?
>sure

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