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Anonymous !o0sa/2Le9Q Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:37:00 No.111165182 View View Reply Original Report

i just got back to america after 6 years in the middle east
and i thought i would be nice to my 12 year old nephew buy buying some games for us to play
and i got him pokemon black

he turned it on and started crying
his mom ran over and told me i was a terrible, insensitive prick

apparently the little shit head hasn't learned to read yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:45:00 No.111165855 Report

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Lol, he's retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:46:00 No.111165924 Report

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you know what they say in these parts, OP

"Words are hard..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:48:00 No.111166111 Report

Quoted By: >>111166298 >>111166315 >>111166427

>buy my nephew pokemon diamond for his Bday
>find out his grandmother on his mother's side smashed the game and the ds i bought him the year before with a hammer becasue it has the word "evolution" in it

so i took her ass to small claims court and got 100 for the depreciated value of the items and 300 for the pain and suffering she caused my nephew

spent his 300 on a new ds and dozens of games

and i spent my 100 on a black tranny hooker

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:49:00 No.111166164 Report

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should've told him those words were the unknown pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:50:00 No.111166192 Report

Quoted By: >>111166441 >>111166449

>12 years old
>Can't read
Nigga I learned to read when I was 4. God damn.

Slime !o0sa/2Le9Q

Slime !o0sa/2Le9Q Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:50:00 No.111166255 Report

Quoted By: >>111166348

>12
>Can't read
I DON'T EVEN?! Does he have lysDexia?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:51:00 No.111166298 Report

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>>111166111
God bless the justice system.

Dog !!oZMitwicqyd

Dog !!oZMitwicqyd Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:51:00 No.111166315 Report

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>>111166111
Oh god lol, why would someone do that? Talk about book burning

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:52:00 No.111166344 Report

Quoted By: >>111166441 >>111166455

>that feel when your 8 year old brother cant string basic letters and words together either

What the hell dude I was reading and writing at 5 like no tomorrow...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:52:00 No.111166348 Report

Quoted By: >>111166546

>>111166255
no
he just has lazy ass parents that let the tv baby sit him while they go out and have fun

i'm actually conscidering contacting CPS and adopting him myself once i'm settled

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:52:00 No.111166385 Report

Quoted By: >>111166515

I'm calling bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111166427 Report

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>>111166111

i love spending my money on black tranny hookers

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111166441 Report

Quoted By: >>111166485 >>111166498 >>111166744

>>111166344
>>111166192

And yet you are both wasting your lives on 4chan

I wouldn't want my kid to be like you either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111166449 Report

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>>111166192
I'm guessing his nephew was either home schooled or is in the DEEP south of the United States.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111166455 Report

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>>111166344
All children are being born with downs because of HFCS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111166467 Report

Quoted By: >>111166520 >>111166568 >>111166602

>beat ghosts and goblins when i was 3
>little half brother can't beat the first boss in kingdom hearts, breaks in to tears on the second try, and runs to his room to listen to atreyu like a fucking faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111166485 Report

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>>111166441
Great rebuttal, but reality check fuckhead, guess what you're doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111166498 Report

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>>111166441
But you would rather them be illiterate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111166503 Report

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>2011
>Can't finish any pokemon game playing with moon runes
>ISHYGDDT
Shit is easy son
Don't need to read

But seriously OP, quit being an insensitive cunt
You should know better
Would you give a guy in a wheel chair roller blades?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111166515 Report

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>>111166385
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-ld57eaS-s&feature=related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111166520 Report

Quoted By: >>111166759

>>111166467
>>beat ghosts and goblins when i was 3
Thats fucking bullshit.
Im 25 and i could never finish that game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111166546 Report

Quoted By: >>111166729

>>111166348

>he just has lazy ass parents that let the tv baby sit him while they go out and have fun

If only they had let video games baby sit him. Then he would have above average rational thinking skills and an even spoken accent despite living in the deep south.

He'd probably also know a lot about world history

Slime !o0sa/2Le9Q

Slime !o0sa/2Le9Q Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111166568 Report

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>>111166467
>Beat Ghosts and Goblins at the age of 3
I'm calling bullshit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:55:00 No.111166581 Report

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>little brother doesn't understand the Dpad
>give him a controller with no analouge stick and he can't figure out how to move
>find pictures of cocks on his computer one day
>put some pictures of my dick in his folder
>mfw he jerks off to pictures of my cock and balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:55:00 No.111166602 Report

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>>111166467
you fucking liar, at 3 years old you were eating crayons and shitting your pants.

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Premier Bromanov !8YimBiCYVg Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111166671 Report

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slap your aunt for being stupid and terrible

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111166673 Report

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That's not normal... even the dumbest, blackest, wildest niggers in the american education system can read. Literally every 12 year old should be able to read, be it from tv he's watched or signs he's seen, he should have an understanding of words by his age. Trust me, I work in the education system, elementary 2nd grade. Every bad black hooligan can read.

He's most likely retarded

Dog !!oZMitwicqyd

Dog !!oZMitwicqyd Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111166721 Report

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>play halo for fucking 4 years
>mom finds out it has the "m" rating
>wont let me play it anymore because of rating
Well at least she never made me goto church

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111166729 Report

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>>111166546
>play civilization 4 when it comes out
>mon visage quand i suddenly know a lot of random world leaders and a lot of stuff about technology and its evolution

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111166737 Report

Quoted By: >>111167053

>>111165182
Can you elaborate more on this? Is he dyslexic or some kind of retarded? Or is his mother (your sister?) a pussy and won't let him go to school because he never wanted to or she's overbearing? Or is this the father's doing?

Also, Pokémon TAUGHT me how to read. Your nephew should play it more and learn too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111166744 Report

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>>111166441

4chan is not some depraved site hiding at the bowels of the TCP/IP protocol that house the lowest forms of scum that ever walked this earth, at least not anymore if it ever fucking was.

Get it through your heads, people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111166759 Report

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>>111166520
you need to learn to play better newb
man up
i was sucking on titties when i was a baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111166799 Report

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that isn't true, OP.

you made that up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:58:00 No.111166858 Report

Quoted By: >>111166942 >>111167003

>met a 22 year old girl on skype
>not that cute
>found out she was homeschooled
>she can't read much aside from basic words
>i send her crazy essays and ask for her opinion

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:58:00 No.111166863 Report

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>>111165182
You should beat his mother over the head with a dictionary and ask why he hasn't learned to read by now. Seriously, an intelligent human being should be able to read by the age of six, at the oldest.

>fatherless ignsol
Captcha might be saying something about your nephew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:59:00 No.111166942 Report

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>>111166858
Chatlogs or gtfo.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:59:00 No.111166959 Report

Quoted By: >>111167077 >>111167222

>>111166455
Now was it Glen Beck that told you this or one of the other Fox news circus clowns?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 06:59:00 No.111167003 Report

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>>111166858
Nigga whaaaaaaat

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:00:00 No.111167053 Report

Quoted By: >>111167147 >>111167190 >>111167277 >>111167304

>>111166737
before i left for 6 years i read him the hobbit and he loved it
i taught him all the letters and how to spell both of our names
and then for 6 years nobody taught him any thing

at his school they have a ZERO F tolerance policy
meaning that students CAN NOT GET F's
if a kid does no work they get a B by default
so rather than trying and getting a C he just decided to stop doing his work and space out in class instead

it also doesn't help that his mom put him into a catholic school where the only books they had on hand were bibles

i was super pissed when i found out his mom burned the copy of the hobbit i gave him

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:00:00 No.111167077 Report

Quoted By: >>111167141

>>111166959
Do you realize the kind of physical and social skills you need to become a circus clown? I don't think anyone at Fox News could qualify for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:01:00 No.111167141 Report

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>>111167077
True. Bill O'Reilly could work as the gunpowder for the man cannon, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:01:00 No.111167147 Report

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>>111167053
>America

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:02:00 No.111167190 Report

Quoted By: >>111167357

>>111167053
No need for specifics but what fucking state is this retarded abomination from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:02:00 No.111167220 Report

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And this is what happens when people stopped reading books to their children. My mother read to me, and I was reading and pronounciating college-level words at the age of 3.

I know this, because she has never stopped talking about it since.

Dog !!oZMitwicqyd

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Dog !!oZMitwicqyd Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:02:00 No.111167222 Report

Quoted By: >>111167352

>>111166959
Meh, glen beck kinda makes sense. Not that much tho, takes me a wile to peace it together. Michael savage on the other hand... Hes a total bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:03:00 No.111167277 Report

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>>111167053
> Catholics
>only reading the bible
> Catholics
>hating Tolkien
your story lost all credibility. Catholics hardly ever read the bible and they get a hard on for LOTR

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:03:00 No.111167304 Report

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>>111167053
>ZERO F tolerance policy
>they get a B by default
>his mom burned the copy of the hobbit

What the actual fuck??
What fuck hole of a state do you live in?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111167339 Report

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>parents decided to have another kid
>hes 3 now, while I'm 20
>hes learning English, Mandarin and Spanish
>mfw

Pretty cool kid, watches Kamen Rider and that old Xmen series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111167352 Report

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>>111167222
inb4 anyone responds to him and derails the thread into some political bitch off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111167357 Report

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>>111167190
deleware

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111167366 Report

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It doesn't make me sad that there are a growing number of adults who can't read.

IT PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF! GSFIHGASDILGYFDSA

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