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!!oZMitwicqyd No.111173011 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>3 years ago
>My Bro (room mate) for life and I apply for some open jobs at gamespoot
>He gets the job along with the managers bipolar son
>One day go to buy some vidya and say hey because he said he was working that day the night before
>Big crowd
>Police cars and ambulances all around
>Yellow tape
>Turns out there was a shooting and an employee was killed and 2 were injured
>Begin to panic Because my bro was nowhere to be seen
>Ask the officers who was killed in a scared tone
>"Can't release that informa-"
>scream, "WHO THE FUCK WAS KILLED!?!" on the verge of tears
>He looks at me and says my bro was shot 3 times in the chest during a robbery
>Go home and fall asleep
>Wake up and I thought it was a dream
>Go to say good morning
>He isn't there and he never woke up before me
>It finally hits me that my bro is dead
>He's dead.

Fucking gamestop...
Anthony...I miss you bro.