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Anonymous !1LTek3FWf. Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:15:00 No.111177464 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>111177712 >>111178304 >>111181574 >>111187469

>My young nephew wants a technological device for his birthday, a so-called "Xbox 360"

>I visit the mortal world and peruse "Gamestop" a merchant that sells such products.

>The oaf behind the counter is surly and unhelpful.

>I speak the seven words of power.

>The store is translocated to a hell dimension.

Dark Wizard general.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:15:00 No.111177518 Report

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:16:00 No.111177582 Report

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>not summoning a bear familiar
>2011

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:16:00 No.111177606 Report

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:18:00 No.111177712 Report

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>>111177464
why didn't you just summon up some games?

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:18:00 No.111177744 Report

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>translocating to a hell dimension
>year 8740 of Azerkic's Descent

I emphatically desire thous't ne'er perform such a task

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:19:00 No.111177793 Report

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>I visit the mortal world to purchase a tome of puissant knowledge from a certain book dealer.

>The establishment is located in a disreputable are, full of riff-raff and Ladies of the Evening.

>I am accosted by an overmuscled oaf calling himself "Duke Nukem, he accuse me of being "the old, bearded perv" who harassed the exotic dancers at a nearby establishment.

>I speak the seven words of power.

>"Duke" is now a frog. A french colleague is visiting my tower for dinner next week...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:19:00 No.111177823 Report

Quoted By: >>111178220 >>111182406 >>111187109 >>111191146

>A young knave steps on the hem of my robe and refuses to apologize

>I conjure a vile curse to lay upon him for the rest of his days

>Now, whenever he tries to speak with a fetching lass, spaghetti falls out of his pockets

>Don't fuck with the wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:19:00 No.111177826 Report

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I like to wear Snuggies and pretend they're wizard/scholar robes.

I wish I were joking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:20:00 No.111177848 Report

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>>111177712
Oh shit

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:22:00 No.111178025 Report

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>>111177712
the very notion that i would memorize the scriptures required for the summoning spell needed to conjure up something as petty as a "video games" is utter nonsense.

shouldn't you be throwing something into mount doom

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:22:00 No.111178065 Report

Quoted By: >>111181831 >>111188430

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUw2eAUQrM8

IMPOSSIBLY RELATED

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:24:00 No.111178220 Report

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>>111177823
>upon feeling sadness, the knave immediately explodes into confectioneries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:26:00 No.111178304 Report

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>>111177464

Someone post the

>What the fuck am I conjuring?

Version of that picture

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:26:00 No.111178345 Report

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>>111178304

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:26:00 No.111178347 Report

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>Go to the gamestop to purchase the moving picture interactive entertainment device for my nephew.

>the man behind the counter makes a lot of bad jokes

>I take the device back to my nephew

>the device turns my nephew into a newt

>the man was merlin all along

A CURSE UPON GAMESTOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:26:00 No.111178369 Report

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>The oaf behind the counter is surly and unhelpful

I can't breathe

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:27:00 No.111178392 Report

Quoted By: >>111178620 >>111179050 >>111181074 >>111182263

>Forsooth, I am communing with other powerful users of magic in a Pocket dimension
>Much lore is exchanged, many eldritch secrets are revealed
>Without warning, a sorceress manifests herself
>She is unskilled in the Black Arts, can barely summon a Nettling Imp or Read Magic
>The slattern prances about in a skimpy robe and headress, tantalizing my mystical brethren
>I mock her lack of arcane wisdom,, and decry her as a harlot seeking the coin of attention
>foolish White Magi leap to shield her with their Glyphs of Warding
>"Thou hast been banished from the Pocket Dimension"
Thrice cursed witches!

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:28:00 No.111178459 Report

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>r-reverse yon posterior skyward

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:30:00 No.111178620 Report

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>>111178392
>she wishes to procreate

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:32:00 No.111178776 Report

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>>111178459
>>111178459
>>111178459

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:36:00 No.111179029 Report

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>One day a knave appears with a large sack of gold
>The knave requests a portable entertainment device
>I go to the mortal plane and ask what portable entertainment devices are available
>The bearded gentleman, clearly a sorceror of veritable power, offers me a "3ds"
>I bring it to the knave
>The knave dispenses several gold pieces and goes on his way
>Several days later
>The knave requests that I conjure several entertainment units for use with his device
>I consult various tomes
>After much deliberation I return and inform the knave that his request cannot be granted
>The knave requests I instead elongate the operating time of the device through improving of its energy storage unit
>I consult various tomes
>I turn the knave into a frog and take the remainder of the gold for myself

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:37:00 No.111179050 Report

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>>111178392

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:38:00 No.111179165 Report

Quoted By: >>111179369 >>111179394

>Her friends dead, obliterated by my power.

>Her wand snapped beneath my boot heel.

>Her pathetic potions stain the floor.

>Her will broken by the strength of my superior mind.

>Prepare your armpits Miss Granger, it's time for a dicking.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:41:00 No.111179369 Report

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>>111179165

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:41:00 No.111179394 Report

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>>111179165

I want to tongue her armpits like right now, I bet they taste sweet.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:42:00 No.111179407 Report

Quoted By: >>111180624

>go to wandstop
>request to see new line of elm wands
>the trollop behind the counter offers me instead to pre-order ash wands which will be out next month
>we engage in a wizard's duel
>my destructive arts turn many patrons of the establishment into treats
>she presses her wand to my throat
>she whispers in my ear 2 gold for scratch protection on your new wand sir
>I decline and turn her into ice
>pictured is my frontal skull covering upon discovering that icy lips still give a solid blowjob

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:45:00 No.111179630 Report

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this thread needs MOAR.

inventivefags get in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:52:00 No.111180142 Report

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>My apprentice engaging himself in a technological befuddlement called "Team Fortress 2"

>He exclaims that the patchwork and abundance of headwear in his visual game causes him "lag" and that he needs more rams

>summon a ram to gore his machine

>tell him to return to his studies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:54:00 No.111180292 Report

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>Facing off with a deadly sorceress in mortal combat
>I unleash a scorching burning hands spell
>She casts a freezing cone of cold at me
>My whole body is numb with cold
>I cut off my nipples and throw them at her with the power of melf's minute meteors
>She bursts into firey treats

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:57:00 No.111180624 Report

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>>111179407
>icy lips still give a solid blowjob

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:58:00 No.111180704 Report

Quoted By: >>111180957 >>111181230

>I visit the realm of quadricus mana-stream, to the plane of dark magic and tomes
>discussion of void spells and tomes
>dark wizard speaks of the latest void spell that unleashes madness of the void upon multiple people
>unfortunately an unskilled wizard brings up the topic of dualcast
>EVERYWHERE, other wizards and knaves are speaking of dualcasts, and the discussion of void spells is nowhere to be seen.
>many dark wizards request the aide of elder wizards, but the elder wizards do nothing
>fucking dualcast posts are ruining the wizard realm

>tis a picture to describe my wizard rage

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 09:59:00 No.111180732 Report

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>run out of cloven hooves and newt tails.
>go to the marketplace.
>beggar approaches me.
>BR? U GIBE POTIONS? AHUEHUEHUE.
>tell him to begone.
>he threatens to reporte me to the guards.
>unleashe a mighty bolt and destroy him.

forsooth!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:01:00 No.111180957 Report

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>>111180704

Admire my doublecast

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:03:00 No.111181074 Report

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>>111178392

Don't you just hate when that happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:04:00 No.111181230 Report

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>>111180704

That's what happens when sorcerers try to mingle with wizards.

Know the difference; it will save your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:07:00 No.111181470 Report

Quoted By: >>111181871

>Practicing dark magic in my favourite library
>Discussing ancient lore of times long past
>Can barely hear each other over the gibbering of the casual sorcerer's and their lol tome and talk of non magic
>Start work on a spell that will teleport them to a new plane of despair and misery like we did to those who practised beast magic

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:10:00 No.111181574 Report

Quoted By: >>111181933

>>111177464
rejoice, mine bretheren of hell portals!

why in all the planes of chaos would a magister ever use an oblivion portal is beyond even my infinite comprehension, as oblivion portals have no transfluxiual anchors

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:10:00 No.111181597 Report

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>>111177582
Raven familiar is the fucking best man. Helps me sense magical aura on objects, also I can appraise items easier because the crow has a really good eye for valuable objects.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:11:00 No.111181651 Report

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>A rival wizard challenges me to a petty mortal game of simulated combat. Despite my infinitely superior skills in all forms of magic over him he manages to confound me.

>I discover the secret to his flawed victory, time manipulation magic, with which I am a respected grand master and he a mere journeyman.

>I demonstrate the full capability of the art as I cast him back to days long before history when great lizard monsters roamed the Earth. Through my crystal ball I casually observe a great lizard beast devouring the fool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:12:00 No.111181769 Report

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Alas, forwoe, the firey beast from the sky doth rise from it's terrible, dark slumber of shadows to cast burning rays across the horizon. And lo, the day breaks- Breaks out hearts, our souls, and dispells us our worries while heating and blistering our flesh. And alas, the day comes, and with it, my own rise from peaceful slumber, and to the locale of the Playhalt. Oncemore, I plunder deep into it's dungeons, and upon encountering a siren, she asks myself about thine playthings. And lo', it comes, from the hem of my robe, pasta! And with a curse unlike I've ever seen, I become a pinata-like creature, which explodes into fine confectionaries!

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:12:00 No.111181781 Report

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:13:00 No.111181831 Report

Quoted By: >>111181949

>>111178065
FUCK YEAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:13:00 No.111181871 Report

Quoted By: >>111182157

>>111181470

>Be a sorcerer discussing the Legends of the League in a room with other sorcerers with similar tastes
>Overhear some wizard furious that we are not discussing magic
>Kindly correct him saying that the Legends of the League are, indeed, magic, and we are in the Arcane Vault so it is only fitting that we discuss it here
>He irrationally blurts out something about "drowning the other schools of wizardry with your incessant babbling"
>I wait for his rant to end, then argue that it is not our fault that our school of magic is so popular.
>The wizard is out of arguments and resorts to name-calling and hex-dropping

Such is life in the Arcane /V/ault

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:14:00 No.111181933 Report

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>>111181574

>no transfluxiual anchors

That was the case long ago, but now they're quite anchored.

What school of magic did you study in again? Perhaps some sorcerers have corrupted your mind from being a wizard.

or maybe you are a sorcerer, you casual user of magic

Someone !1LTek3FWf.

Someone !1LTek3FWf. Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:14:00 No.111181949 Report

Quoted By: >>111182296 >>111182430

>>111181831
in b4 slowpoke.jpg

Redline is out?

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:17:00 No.111182157 Report

Quoted By: >>111182327

>>111181871

>being a sorcerer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:17:00 No.111182159 Report

Quoted By: >>111182422

Primal Control Master Wizard here.

All other schools of magic need not apply

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:18:00 No.111182250 Report

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>engaging in a quest to obtain mass copied spells from from a realm of rogue wizards
>find the spell I am looking for, a clear tome that casts "Electric Abundance Mark-III: Mass Spell Transfusion"
>According to the tome records, a thousand wizards have recieved copies of the tome, and only fifty wizards have transferred mana flow back to the master tome
>WHY DO YOU BAD WIZARDS DO SUCH THINGS? TRANSFERRING MANA MAKES THE TOME EVEN STRONGER
>It takes me forever for the mana to actually transfer into the time
>Transfer mana back after you recieve the tome, or I will find myself another realm

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:18:00 No.111182263 Report

Quoted By: >>111182423 >>111182656

>>111178392
>Does not know of the counter to the banishment spell
>Year of our lord 2011
>I emphatically desire thous't ne'er perform such a task

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:18:00 No.111182296 Report

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>>111181949
It's been out for awhile now.

Go watch it, now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:19:00 No.111182327 Report

Quoted By: >>111182566 >>111182643

>>111182157

>Wizard is gelatinous of the fact that I did not have to work for my powers and he did

How does it feel to be a loser, wizardhomosexual?

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:20:00 No.111182391 Report

Quoted By: >>111187358

>Walk foodcourt for lunch
>See a cute sorceress sitting all alone
>Sit next to her
>Introduce myself
>Get my haversack
>Unlace it
>Pull a roll of parchment and some ink out of it
>Start spreading the ink on the parchment
>She starts looking at me weird
>Get really nervous and self-conscious
>Enchant the parchment to carry a magic missile spell
>Shakily repeat to her "This is my spell that I have prepared for myself. If you don't like it don't be rude about it!"
>She starts laughing
>Get really angry
>Start tearing up
>Face turns red
>Get up
>Throw my parchment
>Scream at the top of my lungs
>"THIS IS MY SPELL THAT I HAVE PREPARED FOR MYSELF AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T BE RUDE ABOUT IT, OKAY BITCH?!"
>Turns out I accidentally hit Dumbledore in the head with my parchment
>He walks up and turns me into a newt
>Lying on the ground crying
>Girl kicks me in the balls and calls me a bard

Why are people so mean? I should of just stayed in my tower and played with my minions all day.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:20:00 No.111182406 Report

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>>111177823
>>111178220

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:20:00 No.111182422 Report

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>>111182159

>Primal Control
>PC

Oh u

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:20:00 No.111182423 Report

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>>111182263
That fucking dog man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:20:00 No.111182430 Report

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>>111181949
You bet your sweet ass it is, baby.

1080p only. Accept no substitues.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:22:00 No.111182566 Report

Quoted By: >>111182935

>>111182327

>Sorcerer is secretly enraged that I can effortlessly rip time apart and dissect mana to its most basic core while he fiddles with his low-tier magic missiles

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:23:00 No.111182643 Report

Quoted By: >>111182935

>>111182327
Cannot attain mastery in all schools of magic.
Is limited by a set number of spells.

Away with you. Your knowledge of the arcane arts is pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:23:00 No.111182656 Report

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>>111182263

>He has studied the forbidden tomes that teach the counter to the Banishment Spell
>He has probably used the counter at least once, too

I am reporting you to the elder wizards

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:24:00 No.111182696 Report

Quoted By: >>111182828 >>111182941 >>111183468

>Visit the imageboard which is dedicated to the discussion of the electronic entertainment construct.

>The posters are uneducated and the threads are unrelated to the topic material.

>I speak the seven words of power.

>The thread is befuddled, confused and the posters under my spell of domination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:26:00 No.111182828 Report

Quoted By: >>111182941 >>111183133

>>111182696

You seem to have miscast your spell. Try using the EIGHT words of power, next time. For you see, I have triumphed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:26:00 No.111182833 Report

Quoted By: >>111183079 >>111183276

Why are you fools discussing your boring everyday lives and not watching the second cosmic craft tournament with many of the finest wizards, warlocks and sages fighting for honor, gold and fame?!

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:27:00 No.111182935 Report

Quoted By: >>111183145 >>111183214 >>111185724

>>111182643

>He muses that one is able to attain mastery in all schools of magic
>Doesn't realize that quality is superior to quantity

CacklingEvilSorceresses.prchmnt

>>111182566

>Low-tier magic missiles
>He has never faced a powerful sorcerer such as I

I call forth from the void a minion to illustrate what I am thinking right now.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:27:00 No.111182941 Report

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>>111182696
>>111182828
>The spell backfires

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:28:00 No.111183003 Report

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>Perusing yon baby blue books of The Vidya
>A curious page appears, filled with various shoppe'd pictures of octarine

>I thank the kind doctors within and continue with my day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:29:00 No.111183079 Report

Quoted By: >>111183205

>>111182833

M-Sports are the pox that is slowly draining the life force off the schools of magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:30:00 No.111183133 Report

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>>111182828
oh dear, a storm of excrement approaches

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:30:00 No.111183145 Report

Quoted By: >>111183227

>>111182935

>CacklingEvilSorceresses.prchmnt

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:31:00 No.111183181 Report

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>visit Arcanestop
>rummaging the used scroll section
>find a 'scroll of monsters'
>attractive maiden at the counter
>'I've always wanted to learn some of these try to summon one for me now'
>be but an apprentice but also want to impress
>read the scroll it is badly translated however
>start chanting
>other wizards in arcanestop staring
>suddenly all male denizens become ravenous turbine!
>'don't worry I will protect you'
>look at scroll again for another easier summon spell
>start my chant as bears run towards me
>pocket dimension opens
>Arcanestop is flooded with pasta
>run away
>my masters other apprentice is at the entrance
>open the gates
>stumble to the floor before him
>he turns everyone in arcanestop to walking giant lizard creatures

its so hard living in his shadow....

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:31:00 No.111183205 Report

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>>111183079
>peasants who couldn't even pass the trial of the bronze tome
Hah!

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:31:00 No.111183214 Report

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>>111182935
>CacklingEvilSorceresses.prchmnt

okay i lost it

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:31:00 No.111183227 Report

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>>111183145
Have some HD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:32:00 No.111183276 Report

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>>111182833

>Watching M-tournaments which cut off magic at the knees and resort to exploiting said magic in order to only use "the 'best' spells" in the most asinine and unfair way possible.

Yea, no thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:32:00 No.111183311 Report

Quoted By: >>111183376

For soothe, I have noticed in my travels that my fellow scholars and colleagues have an overwhelming appreciation for things unrelated to the magical arts and do insist upon flaunting such useless merriment on the public forum.

Countless examples spring to mind, but most alarmingly is the penchant for [spoilers]wyvern genitals.[/spoilers]

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:33:00 No.111183376 Report

Quoted By: >>111183593

>>111183311

Catastrophe! My darkening spell has failed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:34:00 No.111183432 Report

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>>111183133

But...the eight words of power! How did you manifest your doubles?

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:34:00 No.111183464 Report

Quoted By: >>111183537 >>111183553

>Visit the library of my order
>The librarian is an orangutan.
>He refuses to show me where the book is unless I give him a banana.

>my reaction at the time.prchmnt

I'll be at the mended drum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:34:00 No.111183468 Report

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>>111182696
>seven words of power.

"Cool vidya thread guys, but check 'em"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:35:00 No.111183537 Report

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>>111183464

lol discworld

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:36:00 No.111183553 Report

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>>111183464
>.pchmnt

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:36:00 No.111183584 Report

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>>CacklingEvilSorceresses.prchmnt

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:36:00 No.111183593 Report

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>>111183376

>wyvern genitals

It has begun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:39:00 No.111183814 Report

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>Return to the mortal realms after an extended stay
>Visit favorite bar
>Difference in the flow of time between dimensions
>Bar tab higher than the value of the continent.
>In my discontent I speak the words of power and set the bar aflame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:44:00 No.111184167 Report

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>visit the local ArcaneStop
>request a certain spell of the otherverse
>thine maiden retrieves it right quick
>pay the asked amount
>thine maiden makes contact with my hand as i hand over the currency
>she would like to copulate

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:47:00 No.111184420 Report

Quoted By: >>111184993

>>111183654
>Advancing studies as a Bard
>2011 years after Magic is Discovered
>Sure is 1800s in there

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:51:00 No.111184677 Report

Quoted By: >>111185011 >>111185045

>Peruse the latest models of portable spellbooks
>The latest model is infused with arcane magicks such that the magic runes will leap from the page
>Purchase said book
>The accursed tome has no spells within

A pox upon the house of Nin Ten'do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:53:00 No.111184772 Report

Quoted By:

I love this thread so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:56:00 No.111184993 Report

Quoted By:

>>111184420

>Implying magic was discovered 2011 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:56:00 No.111185011 Report

Quoted By:

>>111184677
>Nin Ten'do
>Not obtaining through the Arcane Network

Stay classy /v/

Barbarian

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Barbarian Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:57:00 No.111185038 Report

Quoted By: >>111185179

Sup guys how's it going in this

O-oh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:57:00 No.111185045 Report

Quoted By:

>>111184677
I have a similar story of incompetence.

>Charged with guarding a book that holds the eight spells the creator used to forge the universe.
>A worthless student breaks into the room, apparently on a bet with another young wizard.
>One of the spells leaps out of the book and into his head.
>We promptly throw him out of the order.

The fool was so bad at magic he's only gotten so high as two percent on a test. Even then that was only for writing his name correctly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:57:00 No.111185053 Report

Quoted By: >>111185297 >>111185336 >>111185377 >>111185450

Ho there, sorcerous dogs,

My name is Mephistopheles, and I loath every single one of you of hedge wizards. All of you are rotund, addlebrained, peons who spend every second of sun up to sun down looking at obscene Succubus and Demonic depictions . You are scoundrels of the most heinous low-born breed. Honestly, have any of you casual plebs ever had any pink velvet sausage wallet? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of the peasants because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than punching the munchkin to that half dragon with a phalus painting, in the Archmagus's study.

Don't be a stranger. Retort with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was Archmagus of my graduating class, and high enchanter for my tower. What exclusive magic tomes do you read, other than "jack off to naked drawn succubus's in the Daemonicon ? I also get pure 100% gold from alchemy, and have a banging hot apprentice (she just blew me; her ink soiled fingers felt SO cash). You are all unlearned barbarians who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Painting Related: It's me making the beast with two backs with my apprentice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:59:00 No.111185179 Report

Quoted By:

>>111185038

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 10:59:00 No.111185218 Report

Quoted By: >>111185439

>a comely witch enters the room
>after drinking a potion of courage i speak the incantation of seduction
>she marvels at my perfect recitation
>we fornicate under consent of the king for what seems like eons.
>9 months later she gives birth to an almighty sorcerer without a nose
>motherfucking voldemort

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:00:00 No.111185258 Report

Quoted By:

/v/ - The wizardry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:00:00 No.111185297 Report

Quoted By:

>>111185053

I love you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:01:00 No.111185335 Report

Quoted By:

>No "FUCKING GAMESTOP" in the OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:01:00 No.111185336 Report

Quoted By:

>>111185053

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:01:00 No.111185347 Report

Quoted By:

Unga bunga rockstop?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:02:00 No.111185377 Report

Quoted By:

>>111185053
> had any pink velvet sausage wallet?

I am far too busy controlling the very foundations of reality. Away with you and your pleasures of the flesh!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:02:00 No.111185439 Report

Quoted By: >>111185724 >>111186083

>>111185218

>Little does he know that the comely witch was no comely at all, but her fingers were hasty enough to switch his potion of courage for a much more devious beverage... The potion of infatuation!

GuffawingWizards.tome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:03:00 No.111185450 Report

Quoted By:

>>111185053
>Hey, I think your hot apprentice's glamour is wearing off.
>You'd know that was a dude if you didn't smoke your spellbook pages. Back to /b/ards with you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:07:00 No.111185724 Report

Quoted By:

>>111185439
>>111182935

Oh man these file extensions

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:08:00 No.111185763 Report

Quoted By:

I sure hope some scribes are diligently making note of every detail into an addendum as to make it part of the ancient library archives.

Would be a pity if the contents of this conversation fell into dead ears, driven into oblivion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:10:00 No.111185873 Report

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Greetings knaves,

Mynthe name be'st John, and I shalt curse thine entirety of you. All ofth thou are gluttonous, peasant scum whom spenth all ye tyme gasing ath knavish parchment. Thou arst thy source of all evil in this dominion. Be'st true to thyne self, have thou obtained thy sacred private area of a sorceress? I say, I suppose knavish foolery may be acquired by reflecting your lack of qualities, but thou all take'st to an entire undiscovered realm. Thy actions be'st comparably worse than pleasuring thyne privates by gazing upon thy facescroll.

Be not unknown. Merely conjur thy most powerful spell. I am thy embodiment of thyne gods. I was head wizard of thy spell convent, and starter on mythe potions society. What magicks do'st thou engage, other than "those less sacred wench summons"? I have alsoth obtained thyne highest remarks fromth myne high archmage, and havth obtained a unbeknownst sorceress slave (the wench just preformed a pleasure spell on myne privates; excrement was SO gold piece). Thou arst all knaves who shalt preform thy self death act. Gratuitousness forth gazing on this parchment.

Parchment Related: It's me and myne witch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:10:00 No.111185877 Report

Quoted By: >>111186139

>Received correspondence from a witch, inviting me and several other of my friends to stare at her for several hours.
>Upon requesting the ceremonial unveiling of her busom, she instead entreated us upon several different threads of discourse.
>My companions and I, unbetwixed by her contemptible manner, which seemed befitting of some sort of mythological guardian of overpasses, bade the witch remove herself from our presence posthaste.
Harlots and strumpets my friend . . . harlots and strumpets indeed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:10:00 No.111185893 Report

Quoted By: >>111186359

>Be a Class 5 Dark Wizard
>My apprentice is only a lowly Class 2 Dark Wizard in training
>Last week he had conjured an item of power from the Mortal Realm known as a "P S Triple"
>It adsorbs small flat orbs known as "Discs"
>I try conjure this item myself but the planets did not align for me, I had conjured an "X Box CCCLX"
>Both devices must be posessed as when they are touched in a certain fasion they emit light and hum with a powerful aura
>Apprentice talks about how his P S Triple can show the future AND control it by feeding it those flat orbs and using a small two handed weapon
>He has a vast amount of these flat orbs, almost limitless windows into the future
>I curse him and his divine P S Triple artifact so it will not have the discs and cannot show the future anymore with the magic words "Playious Stationitus Tripleis Haveth Nome Gameths"
>The P S Triple never showed the future again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:14:00 No.111186083 Report

Quoted By:

>>111185439
engraving related

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:14:00 No.111186109 Report

Quoted By: >>111186348

We need one more vote for archival.

Step to, wizards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:15:00 No.111186139 Report

Quoted By:

>>111185877
>mythological guardian of overpasses

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:16:00 No.111186178 Report

Quoted By: >>111186373 >>111186435 >>111186472 >>111186663

>Am a High Priest Cleric of my God and use magic only to help the weakened and fallen.

>Behold the many wizards making use of the dark arts within my kingdom.

>Am appalled and befuddled by their lack of compassion for their fellow man.

>Seek to show them the wonders of society with my works of moving pictures featuring adorable young girls living their meager lives.

>Get spat in the face.

Such is life in this cruel, temporary world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:16:00 No.111186203 Report

Quoted By: >>111186407

Why do countless wizards of the order of transformation magic present themselves as buxom elven harlots?

Surely there must be vastly more dignified forms to take!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:18:00 No.111186348 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186109
That has already been done, my brother.
May the Ages remember our conversation forevermore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:18:00 No.111186359 Report

Quoted By:

>>111185893

For the best my friend apprentices did not know what they trifle with and that thricescored contraption .

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:19:00 No.111186373 Report

Quoted By: >>111186841

>>111186178
>High priest Cleric

Away with you and your false god! These young girls are of no interest to a collector of forbidden knowledge!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:19:00 No.111186407 Report

Quoted By: >>111186528

>>111186203
It is a regrettable fact of life that many wiz/a/rds possess a keen desire to transfigure their forms into that of young maidens. In sooth, this is a sensation which I find as appealing as my kinsmen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:19:00 No.111186415 Report

Quoted By:

I heard OP as Byron Orpheus from the Venture Bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:20:00 No.111186435 Report

Quoted By: >>111186841

>>111186178

Begone, White Mage.

This be no place for weak-willed fools such as you.

Don't you have no maiden that need your 'services'?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:20:00 No.111186472 Report

Quoted By: >>111186667

>>111186178
>lending your mystical abilities towards the furthering the spreading of the ungifted.
>2011
I sincerely wish non upon ye who are present in this conversation choose to pursue that endeavor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:21:00 No.111186528 Report

Quoted By: >>111186600

>>111186407
Thou dost find appealing the sensation of thine kinsmen? Such depravity is ill-suited to such a dignified thread such as this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:22:00 No.111186581 Report

Quoted By: >>111186648

>Practicing my summoning in the hell dimension
>Suddenly a store lands on me

FUCK A DUCK GUYS KNOCK IT OFF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:23:00 No.111186600 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186528
No, I merely partake in the same means of recreation as-
I feel as if I'm making quite a muck of things. . .

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:23:00 No.111186641 Report

Quoted By: >>111186937

>Deriving your powers from the eight circles of hell

Ye seriously hopeth thou vizards desists such activity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:24:00 No.111186648 Report

Quoted By: >>111186744

>>111186581

>He did not see it coming!

What are you, a sorcerer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:24:00 No.111186663 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186178
Thine own sort who kneels before the godly phallus do no more good than any man who uses the magic which springs from his own unsoiled loins. Indeed, as you consign mortals to divine predation you do worse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:24:00 No.111186667 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186472
For a price however I am willing to lend my services. However this was during my years as a wanderer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:24:00 No.111186687 Report

Quoted By: >>111186709 >>111186763 >>111186824 >>111186997

fuck yeah! I didnt think there were other dark wizards out there!

i remember going into one of these... gamestops... and one was some.. FAT... HIDEOUS... STINKY... UGLY PEON! he could not help me with my purchase! all i wanted was a copy of their latest kirby game, but he could not help me without a name!! DOES HE NOT KNOW WHAT THE LATEST KIRBY GAME IS!?!? so i transported his ass to the ninth circle of the klaathbah!!! LET HIS ETERNAL SOUL SUFFER IN ETERNAL TORMENT!!

i also sent his lesser minion to a room with a giant moose chewing foods. dunno why, i just did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:25:00 No.111186709 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186687
Imposter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:25:00 No.111186744 Report

Quoted By: >>111186872

>>111186648
>implying I'm a filthy gypsy seer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:26:00 No.111186763 Report

Quoted By: >>111186955 >>111187110

>>111186687
thou speaketh in a most lowly fashion
from what school of magic dost thou originate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:26:00 No.111186824 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186687
Druid spy, avail thyself from this sanctified domain! We have no need for those of your ilk in our studied discourse!
>>/StnHnge/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:27:00 No.111186838 Report

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>That feeling when thy wand is less than 6 inches in length.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:27:00 No.111186841 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186373
>>111186435
>Mine visage whenst you dakr mages continue your assault on all that is holy and rightous.

Have you no shame my fellow users of magic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:27:00 No.111186848 Report

Quoted By: >>111187053

>be a thief
>enter the store
>silently murder the merchant before he even knows I'm there
>fill a sack with as many valuables as I can
>put out all the lights
>switch the 'open' sign to 'closed'
>leave out the backyard
>alert a nearby knight that I heard strange sounds coming from the nearby GameStoppe
>he dismounts his horse and enters the building
>toss a poison gas bomb in behind him and quickly shut the door
>tight it closed with a rope
>hop on his horse
>spaghetti falls out of my cloak

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:27:00 No.111186872 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186744
>He has no knowledge of the art of divining the future.
>GuffawingWizards.tome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:28:00 No.111186937 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186641
It certainly lends itself more effectively than ritualistic sacrifices of noble farm animals in name of an unsightly buffoon of a demigod.

In the end I wield the arcane flow of my powers whilst you are just a medium through which an animal can manifest his will upon mortal realms.

What would ye do when some real wizard seals or slays such beast from which you draw power?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:28:00 No.111186948 Report

Quoted By: >>111187250 >>111187343

>dark wizards
Behold, the mageries of the light hold far greater potence than do your nightly pretensions. As I harness the radiance of my soul yea, and also the souls of others I grasp power the likes of which your forbidden arts can only hint at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:29:00 No.111186955 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186763
a school where they taught us proper english you plebians!! i was at the underlair academy for dark magicians. YES IM A MAGICIAN NOT A DAMNED WIZARD i got tired of trying to understand what the fuck half of you were saying!! my master is a ninth level dark lord. your master probably was some bitch sitting in front of a cauldron

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:29:00 No.111186957 Report

Quoted By: >>111187072

I'll make a flash game about being a Dark Wizard in modern times if you all give me ideas.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:29:00 No.111186997 Report

Quoted By: >>111187245

>>111186687

What is this foul sorcery

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:30:00 No.111187011 Report

Quoted By: >>111187077 >>111187163

Bunch of ol' men in women's clothes, that's what you all are. Dark magic, ohhh, aren't you a bit too old to be edgy? Swords to heavy for you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:30:00 No.111187053 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186848
>return to my place of residence
>the merchant's daughter is waiting for me
>she desires procreation
>Remove the obstruction from the vestibule.
>Deposit myself upon the floor
>Recite the seven words of power
>She is now a prehistoric lizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:30:00 No.111187054 Report

Quoted By: >>111187155

>Birth skeletal son to command my legions
>He turns 16 and wants Bonestorm for his birthday
>Purchase a copy from Gamestop with cursed golden coins that bring the wrath of Montezuma on the owner
>Son can't put in his full name
>Summon a meteor on Gamestop

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:31:00 No.111187072 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186957
This thread is full of ideas, good sir. If you cannot work the magicks with solely this, you cannot work the magicks at all, save perhaps when compelled by others on pain of death or poverty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:31:00 No.111187077 Report

Quoted By: >>111187281

>>111187011
Begone lowly knight. The wonders of magic are far too great for your feeble mind to handle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:31:00 No.111187109 Report

Quoted By:

>>111177823
i lol'd so hard oh god

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:31:00 No.111187110 Report

Quoted By: >>111187245

>>111186763

Tis clearly a slow-witted serving boy on the wrong side of a feeble mind enchantment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:32:00 No.111187144 Report

Quoted By:

>Contacted by old acquaintances by use of an advanced telecommunication device

>They wish to gather and drink swill at a local watering hole

>Politely decline the invitation as I have more intellectual pursuits in mind for that night

>Instead spend the evening debating topics of importance with fellow practitioners of dark magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:32:00 No.111187155 Report

Quoted By: >>111187234 >>111187262

>>111187054
>Attempt to cast the spell Meteor
>I have too few magical resources at my disposal.
>It casts using my life as currency.
GOLBEZZZZZ

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:32:00 No.111187160 Report

Quoted By: >>111187347 >>111187613

>Wizards of different schools of magic arguing amongst themselves.

Brothers, please. This is a place of discourse for learned men.

Surely we can agree to retain a degree of etiquette. If not, you may take your disagreements and sort them out in a wizards duel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:32:00 No.111187163 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187011

Do you even summon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:32:00 No.111187197 Report

Quoted By:

fucking lol'd thank you OP. Life feels worth living again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:33:00 No.111187234 Report

Quoted By: >>111187402

>>111187155
FFFFFFFFFFF- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE, TELLAH?

YOU WERE MA BRUH, BRUH

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:33:00 No.111187245 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187110
>>111186997
you people are baffoons...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:33:00 No.111187250 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186948
Your pursuit for immortality will be your undoing my brother for you not know the fate that has befallen every single wielder that trespassed the realms you are now in?

When it all comes to it's unforgivable end you will see that the cost you paid to wield your power allows you to wield the same level of mastery an apprentice sorcerer could.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:33:00 No.111187262 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187155
>I am familiar with that emotion.tome

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:33:00 No.111187264 Report

Quoted By: >>111189061

>̵̙͇͖̟̜̺ͮͣ̿͒̑͆͑\͔͙͕̘̲̣͈͇̳ͥ́͒̉̅̓̚[̜̠̰͚̯͓̂̎̇̾̂́ͅ\͛ͤ̃͂
̷̨͎̜̙̮͎̫̞͜\̧̥̟̙̲̖͈̀ͮ̈́;̵̤̪̟̣̰̳͋ͦ̂͊ͦ͆ͫ̒́\̱̜̙̼͇̗̪̝̄̀͟[̂
̥̙̙̦̦̟̲͌̚̕;̯͇̰̪̫̰̌̔̒̐̓͞͝\̧̻̜̦̜̞̲̜̍͐́̑ͣ͠[̻̠̹͉̄̑͐ͦͅ

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:34:00 No.111187279 Report

Quoted By:

>some pretentious wizard fag doing shot
>blow a poison dart in to his neck
>good luck focusing on any spells when you're being accosted by Scooby Doo for anal sex and I'm stealing your shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:34:00 No.111187281 Report

Quoted By: >>111187400 >>111187497

>>111187077
>far too great
Pfahahaha, while you ol' geezers twiddle your thumbs two miles behind the front lines I'm up there taking this.. "ohh so dark and powerful!" magic with the right side of my arse. Magic be damned, no honor, risk nor skill. Women.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:34:00 No.111187330 Report

Quoted By:

>encounter my apprentice engaged in watching a puppet show intended for wenches
>he enthusastically entreats me to judge it upon it's merit
>that night I come up him engaged in coitus with my steed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:34:00 No.111187342 Report

Quoted By:

>Be a bored Dark Wizard
>Decide to write a spell that will make my dick 2 feet long
>Well this is extremely inconvenient.
>Back to the drawing board

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:34:00 No.111187343 Report

Quoted By:

>>111186948
For sooth my fellow cleric in arms! For we have been forsaken by those than control this unholy, magic /v/ault! We must band together and drive them back to the cave from whence they came!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:34:00 No.111187347 Report

Quoted By: >>111187421 >>111187493 >>111187543 >>111187647

>>111187160

There shall be no peace between the schools of magic until all agree that Conjuration is superior to all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:35:00 No.111187358 Report

Quoted By:

>>111182391
If you truly were a bard, you would have rolled the wench with your superior luteplaying mastery.

alas you're but a casual lowborned magician.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:35:00 No.111187400 Report

Quoted By: >>111187632

>>111187281

I ask thee again.

Do you even summon, oaf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:35:00 No.111187402 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187234
It was his time to go. . . the monk who stayed inside a collapsing tower and the old mechanic who jumped off a plane carrying a bomb . . . they came out fine, obviously.
Being a legendary sage is the cause of much suffering.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:36:00 No.111187421 Report

Quoted By: >>111187493 >>111187878

>>111187347
Pah! Conjuration is but child's play to the learned school of Necromancy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:36:00 No.111187432 Report

Quoted By:

>>111178025
>a videogames

holy shit, I have not laughed this hard all year

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:36:00 No.111187469 Report

Quoted By: >>111187582 >>111187597

>>111177464
That's so wizard who has more mp than hp.

Gunner master race reporting in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:37:00 No.111187493 Report

Quoted By: >>111187606

>>111187347
>>111187421

>Not being a master of all schools

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:37:00 No.111187497 Report

Quoted By: >>111187632

>>111187281
>ungifted pile of meat has been sighted
Worry not, for we will make sure every bone and drop of blood that remains in your body when you are undone passes on to make a sentient golem made of manure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:37:00 No.111187498 Report

Quoted By:

>>111178025
>summoning video games

smatter didnt your instructors teach you how to cast basic materialization spells?

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Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:38:00 No.111187527 Report

Quoted By:

Sage for magic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:38:00 No.111187543 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187347
>Conjuration is superior to all

A DUEL IT IS THEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:38:00 No.111187582 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187469
>making the suggestion that your skills would suffice if not because of my potent focusing brews
Please be wary with my temper, next time it could very well be golem blood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:39:00 No.111187595 Report

Quoted By:

>Fire elemntal - Elder god tier

>Ice elemental - titan tier

>Air elemental - king tier

>Earth elemental - peasant tier

Thou cannoteth deny thy tiering list!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:39:00 No.111187597 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187469
>Gunner
Your skills are unsuited to a task of this magnitude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:39:00 No.111187606 Report

Quoted By: >>111187802

>>111187493
To the quote the common man: "Jack of all trades, master of none."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:39:00 No.111187613 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187160
FUCK YOU DONT MAKE ME SEND YOUR PATHETIC ASS TO THE GOLIK REGION OF NALFATHAR!!! damn moral wizards...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:39:00 No.111187632 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187400
Summon?! I prefer to pierce summoners like the cowardly pigs that they are, bunch of weak old fools and it shows when their pet can't do the work for them.
>>111187497
>golem
Just let me shit out gold first, oh mighty wizard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:39:00 No.111187647 Report

Quoted By: >>111187764 >>111187819

>>111187347
Only filthy sorcerers limit themselves to one school.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:40:00 No.111187686 Report

Quoted By: >>111187827 >>111187856 >>111187867 >>111187908 >>111187940

As a Priestess of the Holy Order, I demand that you cease the invocation of these dark magicks at once, lest we all be held accountable for the corruption which you spread across these lands!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:41:00 No.111187764 Report

Quoted By: >>111187931

>>111187647

>Implying Sorcerers aren't the master spellcasters

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:41:00 No.111187769 Report

Quoted By: >>111187912 >>111187935 >>111188046 >>111188055 >>111188110

>be a grand lich
>for the first time in ten thousand years I decide to leave my crypt to buy a video game
>make my way toward the video game palace on a luxurious mattress carried by ghouls
>enter the establishment with my massive consort of undead minions
>accost the cashier for their finest selection of Playstation 3 games
>as he nervously descends in to the back room I spot a lovely female human browsing the nearby games
>feel an erection forming beneath my Dark Robe of the Whale +3 despite me not having any flesh
>command one of my minions to demand her phone number
>it just ends up eating her
>necromantic spaghetti pours from beneath my robe
>the merchant was actually a druid in disguise and is now a bear
>partake in a dramatic battle within the game store
>by the end of it I have a new undead bear and girl minion
>but no Playstation 3 games

I wish I could commit suicide

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111187791 Report

Quoted By:

Sorcerer here.

Wizards are faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111187802 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187606
>He has no knowledge of the Renaissance man.

My good sir, perhaps you should peruse more tomes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111187814 Report

Quoted By:

Vexing tales bretheren, but observe yon duplicated digits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111187819 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187647
>He hasn't heard of specializing in magic schools and only has an intermediate knowledge of each!
>laughingknaves.Jay-Peg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111187824 Report

Quoted By:

>the year of twenty and eleven
>unable to master magic AND might

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111187827 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187686
Enticing though your offer may be, reveal to us your busom, or take your leave of this place!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111187852 Report

Quoted By:

>Voidwarp into a thread acting as a waypoint for boasting wizards, mages, and sorcerors.
>laugh heartily at their expenses.

>2011
>not be warlocks

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111187856 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187686
>LOOK AT ME, I'M A GIRL AND I CAN CAST MAGIC! DON'T HIT ON ME YOU SILLY DARK WIZARDS!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:43:00 No.111187864 Report

Quoted By:

>attending magical gymnasium as a young wizard
>my robes do little to cover my ample girth
>many rogues and warriors laugh at my visage
>climbing up the enchanted rope, forbidden to cast a spell of featherweight
>struggle greatly
>they jeer

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:43:00 No.111187867 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187686
Silence your trap unsightly wench and turn back towards your servile position preparing loaves of bread and meat concoctions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:43:00 No.111187878 Report

Quoted By: >>111188085 >>111188288

>>111187421
tis true necromancy is superb in terms of companions.
yet in the merit of conjuration's sheer practicality i have to declare that Demonology is the best, and thou both are but casual magician scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:43:00 No.111187908 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187686

You best have brought powerful wards, witch, for our Banish Clothes hexes are among the most powerful in the world.

Have at you!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:43:00 No.111187912 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187769
Against what I've expected from this thread, that was funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:44:00 No.111187931 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187764

Fool, sorcerer's have no more knowledge of magic than the common peasant. Their ability is more of that of a goosebrained savant than a master.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:44:00 No.111187935 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187769
>necromantic spaghetti

I hope I'm not the only one who thinks this sounds delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:44:00 No.111187940 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187686
mmmm nice titties priestess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:45:00 No.111188031 Report

Quoted By: >>111188281

Oh hey guys, demon here, anyone want a contract?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:45:00 No.111188042 Report

Quoted By: >>111188185 >>111188257

Good sirs, I might be interested in learning your noble ways, but first I must pose a question... How does magic work?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:45:00 No.111188044 Report

Quoted By:

What is this vile establishment I have found myself within?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:45:00 No.111188046 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187769
wait....

so like...

youre a spagetti lich... or... something...?? im not following. i dont talk to liches very often. or at all. i tend to avoid them like the plaguePFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:45:00 No.111188055 Report

Quoted By: >>111188119

>>111187769
Ye deserve no less for profaning the human soul, ye' soulless abomination!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:46:00 No.111188074 Report

Quoted By: >>111188524

>Thieves and Warriors have found their way into our grand discussions.

Come sit, entertain us of stories of your craft. For tonight is an unexpected night of merry making.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:46:00 No.111188085 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187878

>implying a Warlock's most basic Voidkin doesn't put to shame a Demon from any circle of any hell dimension to shame.

Void magic is best magic. Get on my level.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:46:00 No.111188110 Report

Quoted By:

>>111187769
>not manipulating a small party of adventurers into finding your phylactery as to destroy it, so ending your miserable embarrassment upon this realm.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:46:00 No.111188119 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188055

It's true. We liches can not feel human emotion anymore, and that makes me depressed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:46:00 No.111188141 Report

Quoted By:

>go on /v/
>want to talk about a game
>make thread
>dies after 5 bumps with no answers
>refresh front page
>only off-topic threads with 200+ replies
>open gate to hell, unleash my minions from the nether dimension, enslave earth, destroy internet

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:47:00 No.111188185 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188042
It is magic, and there is nothing which I am required to elucidate you in, as that explanation is sufficient in its own fashion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:47:00 No.111188199 Report

Quoted By:

>send my minions to go obtain 'Dark Souls'.
>accidentally send them to Darfur
>they return with the blood of many
>realize I sent my minions back in time eight years
>kill the apprentice that sullied my spell
>decide to just go to 'Gamehalt' myself.
>accidentally fireball the maiden at the register
>manager comes out, asks what happened
>'This fair maiden would not relinquish her Dark Souls!' I scream, being as reasonable as possible while still pushing my voice to a 1-2 mile radius.
>Dark Souls doesn't come out for two more weeks!
>Grumble back to my wizard tower.
>Decide to just create a new universe where Dark Souls comes out two weeks earlier.

Anonymous

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I'll just leave this here

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:47:00 No.111188201 Report

Quoted By:

Wizards be furious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:48:00 No.111188213 Report

Quoted By:

>Travel to the fourth dimension in order to discuss various topics about dark wizardry
>Upon entering the realm of Wizardy, I found myself assailed by various peoples who are not discussing Dark Magicks
>They are all desirous to discuss their lives, and how horrifying it is
>They wish for people to empathise with them
>Many of them attempt to divert the conversation towards doublecasts
>Politely enquire as to why they are not discussing Dark Wizardry
>Repeatedly insulted, called a cave dwelling creature of low intelligence, as well as having my sexuality brought into question
>I begin chanting in the forbidden language of Hg'w'iu
>Summon the Ever-Wyrm Husij to devour their souls, and shatter their bodies
>Return to discussing Dark Wizardry with my brethren
Why are there so many bards here lately? Do they not possess their own area for discussion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:48:00 No.111188257 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188042
Through willpower, you stupid fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:48:00 No.111188265 Report

Quoted By: >>111188450

All these underaged sorcerers, clerics and non-magic bufoons in our Arcane Vault.

These truly are the Closing Days, as the Dark Prophet predicted...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:49:00 No.111188281 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188031
depends, dost thou wish thine payment in mine spiritual essence, or the essence of others?
I can bind thou to this plane to feast on the souls of mine enemies.

Also, last demon i tried to pact with was actually a troll, and the unholy potion i was to drink to seal the pact, was actually his sperm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:49:00 No.111188284 Report

Quoted By: >>111188468 >>111188644 >>111188776

>a maiden and her lover are walking through yonder enchanted grove
>the fair maiden asks the lad if he loveth her four everlasting
>he sayeth nay...
>she flees into into the forestry
>she didn't see the haunted tree
>by the time the lad catches up it is all for naught
>he gazes at her bonnet
>the lad got but nary a chance to finish his words
>he was going to say nay... my darling, I loveth thee five everlasting
>this meant he loveth her more than four everlasting
>keep this in thine archive if it made thee weep

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:49:00 No.111188288 Report

Quoted By: >>111188372 >>111188520

>>111187878
But you are mistaken my brother! Necromancy is so much more than raising the dead. Have you ever communed with the dead? Entered the spirit world to learn the most dreaded of arcane secrets? Altered your biology to extend your lifespan and vitality in such a way as to become effectively immortal? I have.

Necromancy touches on all aspects of life and death. To hold mastery over such a thing....one would be a fool to ignore the opportunities that it grants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:49:00 No.111188324 Report

Quoted By: >>111188796

>inspecting a small glass screen that shows moving pictures while i relieve myself upon the toilet in school
>hear the Paladins of Eternal Justice enter
>cast a spell of invisibility so I am not found in such a humble position
>unfortunately my bowels erupt with strength
>they find me and dispel my cloak
>as I am layed upon the throne they criticize my underdeveloped penis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:50:00 No.111188355 Report

Quoted By: >>111188467 >>111188637 >>111188700

I've mastered five magics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:50:00 No.111188372 Report

Quoted By: >>111188476 >>111188506 >>111188556

>>111188288

We can also drink ammonia at parties. It impresses women.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:51:00 No.111188430 Report

Quoted By:

>>111178065
Resplendent!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:51:00 No.111188450 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188265
Ye be reacting in the most unacceptable manner. These activities differ in no way to the olden days, it is just present that ye have become a more educated and masterful wizard.

Try and never forget how far yer roots have grown, as to never forget the charm of the juvenile years of life.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:51:00 No.111188459 Report

Quoted By: >>111188623

Greetings, v/v/izards! /fit/er here.

Have thou ventured from thine towers? It is most pleasant outdoors. If thou feel not up to the task, perchance we can cooperate? I will hold the front line against all thine foes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:51:00 No.111188467 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188355
want a fucking medal you low class magician?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:51:00 No.111188468 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188284

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:51:00 No.111188476 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188372
>necromancer
>cares about the opinion of petty women
What has our order become?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:52:00 No.111188506 Report

Quoted By: >>111188939

>>111188372

No doubt such tonics are necessary for success given your corpus ridden "boner".

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:52:00 No.111188520 Report

Quoted By: >>111188775

>>111188288
I had communed with the seven servants of the damned.
Also i have a succubus as my familiar, can you fuck your skeletons?

I think not, thou art insanely gelatinious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:52:00 No.111188524 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188074
>Walk to local merchant shop to buy a game
>Female merchant attempts to entice me with a prepayment on another game arriving in a fortnight.
>Speak the words of power and cast truesight, revealing her succubus form.
>BEGONE FOUL WENCH, I HAVE FORESEEN THE FUTURE AND THAT GAME IS FOR CASUAL SORCERERS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:52:00 No.111188556 Report

Quoted By: >>111188679

>>111188372
Yes those "bitches" love the Liches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:53:00 No.111188623 Report

Quoted By: >>111188733 >>111189103

>>111188459
Please, do not make the assumption we are all eternally bound to archives and ivy towers, as it happens I have just threaded back from your mother's house after lying next to her the night before.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:54:00 No.111188637 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188355

>Five magics

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:54:00 No.111188644 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188284

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:54:00 No.111188679 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188556

They love his boner

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:55:00 No.111188700 Report

Quoted By: >>111188814

>>111188355
>55
Your skills are worthy of the shadow realm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:55:00 No.111188733 Report

Quoted By: >>111188814

>>111188623

Aw, snap!

Scorching Hands!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:56:00 No.111188775 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188520
>Practitioner of Daemonology
>Continuing to conjure creatures with but three orifices

It is my desire that you cease this action at once.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:56:00 No.111188776 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188284
Much mirth was derived from this tale.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:56:00 No.111188786 Report

Quoted By:

If I was a lich fag I wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:56:00 No.111188796 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188324

Marvelous.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:56:00 No.111188801 Report

Quoted By:

>watching television through my soul portal
>there is an ad for something called a Cheese Burger being distributed by five men
>decide that I would like to try one of these delectables
>make my way down to these alleged "Five Guys" on the back of a skeletal steed
>hobble in to the establishment with my trusty necromantic rod
>the livinglings present are terrified by my skeletal visage
>ensure them that I am merely present to purchase a cheeseburger from five individuals of the craft
>one insists he is going to alert the authorities
>one of them throws a sitting implement at me
>decide that their lives are now forfeit and summon the zombified forms of the dead native americans their shop was built upon
>strip the flesh from their bones for further minions
>find a Cheese Burger located conveniently on a nearby table
>being essentially dead, I am unable to eat this
>I cant cry about it either
>zombify the entire town's population to make myself feel better

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:56:00 No.111188808 Report

Quoted By: >>111189056

>cast featherweight on a suit of armor.
>cast featherweight and sharpen on a sword
>Don the armor.
?
>Thou are a knight now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:57:00 No.111188814 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188733
>>111188700

Two doublecasts in sequence!

Forsooth, this room is clearly a room of great power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:57:00 No.111188834 Report

Quoted By:

>Venture to a nearby river with my trusty fishing rod
>Adori Gran Mort
>Fish
>Adori Gran Mort
>Fish
Such is the life of a dedicated magician.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:57:00 No.111188852 Report

Quoted By:

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are old, fashionless, tower dwellers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass scriptures. You are everything bad in the realm. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any mana? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of warriors because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than practicing summoning to add to your cat collection.

Don't be a peasant. Just hit me with your best spell. I'm pretty much perfect. I was grand wizard of the seventh circle, and adviser to the king. What titles do you hold, other than "graduated Hogwarts"? I also create flawless rituals, and have a banging hot grimoire (Just added a new ritual; Shit was SO component). You are all apprentices who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my grimoire.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:58:00 No.111188888 Report

Quoted By: >>111189045 >>111189120

Magic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 11:59:00 No.111188939 Report

Quoted By: >>111189016 >>111189032

>>111188506
Necromancers pay no heed to the drivel that pours forth from the whorish mouths of those "sloths."

Mine loins have been dark and hallowed for time immemorial. The mind and body forget the feel of such things over time...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:00:00 No.111189014 Report

Quoted By: >>111189101

>mfw 90% of you are probably casual apprentices of magic and can't conjure simple objects nearly as well as you can conjure these stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:00:00 No.111189016 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188939
Truly a fate worse than death.

Oh wait...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:00:00 No.111189032 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188939

You make do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:00:00 No.111189045 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188888
We are indeed within the presence of a powerful spellcaster! Take heed!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:01:00 No.111189056 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188808
I am afraid such decision would be one born of stubbornness, for to be clad in armor really inhibits the flow and mobility a good set of robes can provide.

And in addition to the obvious advantages I find the activity of letting my testicles dangle without restrain beneath my robes when I'm venturing out with some maidens something increasingly gratifying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:01:00 No.111189061 Report

Quoted By: >>111189198

>>111187264
>>111187264
>>111187264
>>111187264
>>111187264
>>111187264
>>111187264
>>111187264

What dark magic be this?

Also, I hope you fellows have taken up alteration. Time manipulation is one of the greatest areas of study.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:01:00 No.111189101 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189014
I can conjure the replicated wyvern genitalia in thine ass if i so wish.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:01:00 No.111189103 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188623
You are one of odd taste! Mad even! My mother hast been a minion of a lich for many a fortnight.

I approached thee with sincerity, but thou hast rebuked my kindness for a knap at my ghoul-mother. For Shame!

'Tis no wonder the maidens avoid thine towers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:02:00 No.111189120 Report

Quoted By:

>>111188888

>Quadruplecast followed by Quintuplecast

I am shocked

Teach me your ways, oh mighty wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:03:00 No.111189198 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189061
I hope you find joy in growing old as you try and manipulate that which manipulates you. You are doomed to an eternal struggle and a demented immortality.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:04:00 No.111189253 Report

Quoted By: >>111189341 >>111189354 >>111189358 >>111189386

Numerical spells? Child's play!

Behold! Several singular digits that, while alone, are largely worthless, but when combined form a combined amount of twenty three!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:04:00 No.111189264 Report

Quoted By: >>111189346 >>111189409 >>111189546

Oh you little wizards and your games, what would you be without us?

Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:05:00 No.111189276 Report

Quoted By: >>111189500

Ignorant, uncouth, blabbering, simpletons.

Mage, for this room speaketh not of magicks, rather thine worthless existences, begone sons of sumor, thine arcane knowledge impresses me not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:05:00 No.111189299 Report

Quoted By: >>111189518 >>111189744

> Bind a far eastern oriental demon to my will

Tis like one of thine oriental grimoires!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:06:00 No.111189329 Report

Quoted By:

I was staying up for Tim & Eric and a 4am pudding thread, but found this instead. Excelsior, /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:06:00 No.111189341 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189253

You've summoned far more than necessary lich, as your combined efforts equal thirty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:06:00 No.111189346 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189264
i have a succubus at home. i ripped her tongue out of her throat for talking. i also did that for a friend of mine. he wanted it reverse, but its really a one way job...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:06:00 No.111189354 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189253
Your arithmacy has no worth, despicable creature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:06:00 No.111189358 Report

Quoted By: >>111189449

>>111189253

I laugh at your attempts at numerical magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:06:00 No.111189369 Report

Quoted By: >>111189446 >>111189451 >>111189524 >>111189808

GODDAMMIT /v/

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DECIDE

DO I WANT TO DIE AND LIVE IN A SCI-FI SETTING

OR DO I WANT TO DIE AND LIVE IN A WIZARD SETTING?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:07:00 No.111189386 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189253
>denounces numerical magic
>fail at aforementioned magic
Begone, oaf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:07:00 No.111189409 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189264
Only weaklings heed the advice of succubi. The dead offer more secrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:08:00 No.111189446 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189369
Why not be one who dwells in plane walking? As to enjoy the delicacies of many unlinked worlds?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:08:00 No.111189449 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189358

Ho, laugh at mine! Have at you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:08:00 No.111189451 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189369

Do they have to be exclusive?

Why not a wizard setting...

In the future?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:08:00 No.111189469 Report

Quoted By:

Behold, my magic is of such potency that I may doublecast as a matter of utter triviality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:09:00 No.111189500 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189276
Hark, arcane brethren let us point and make a fool of such a jester. He is under the illusion that mage does but a thing!

Royal Iridescence™ !3GqYIJ3Obs!!2LJrcSiq0mm

Royal Iridescence™ !3GqYIJ3Obs!!2LJrcSiq0mm Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:09:00 No.111189511 Report

Quoted By: >>111189566

Wizards? Spells? Demons and Succubi? You are all small time. I gazed deep into the unblinking eyes of Eternity, and she tore her gaze away in terror at what she beheld

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:09:00 No.111189518 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189299
Thou art of the often mocked magic school of "Weeaboo"?

Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:09:00 No.111189522 Report

Quoted By:

Marvel at mine superior mastery of arithmancy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:09:00 No.111189524 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189369
In a Sci-Fi Setting, you'll never enter Space and remain on your home planet until you die of old age

In a Wizard Setting, you'll be but a Peasant forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:09:00 No.111189546 Report

Quoted By: >>111189740

>>111189264
Succubi are worthless creatures bent on emulating a simple mortal desire. There's nothing you can accomplish, you have been mislead into becoming nothing more than a diversion for mere mortals.

Unless you manage to sway the will of a powerful wizard your efforts are completely in vain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:10:00 No.111189566 Report

Quoted By: >>111189832

>>111189511
Thine doublecasting is for naught, for I have bound eternity in chains forged from my own will, and she is may plaything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:10:00 No.111189573 Report

Quoted By: >>111189672

I'm a lukless wizard but I'll have a go any way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:11:00 No.111189638 Report

Quoted By: >>111189688 >>111189769 >>111189813 >>111189838

>braains braaains brains braains
>braaains braaains braains, brains braains
>brains brains braains brains brains
>braaains braains brains
>braains brains brains brains, brains
>"b-brains brains brains brains"
>braains braaains brains braains

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:12:00 No.111189672 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189573

Gaze upon this failure of an arithmancer, fellow Wizards

Gaze upon him and laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:12:00 No.111189688 Report

Quoted By: >>111189743 >>111189757

>>111189638
Back to the crypt with you, you brute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:12:00 No.111189693 Report

Quoted By: >>111189791

>Stoneskin
>Bring forth nature to aid my cause
>Remove the taint of darkness from this land
Such is the life of a wizard slaying druid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:13:00 No.111189740 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189546
True mastery comes from overcoming such base desires and emotions. For if one cannot master the creature within oneself then what chance do they have to master the arcane?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:13:00 No.111189743 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189688
damn! sorry! thats one of my experiments... he uh.. got out of the lab. sorry gents, ill get him out of here for ya...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:13:00 No.111189744 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189299
I hail from a tourney of physical combantants. But they struggle in a most futile manner for my numerous spells from which I attack from afar leaves knaves posterior pained .

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:13:00 No.111189757 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189688

You leave my socially-awkward minion be.

Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:14:00 No.111189769 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189638
Brothers, who among you reanimated this mortal? Have it leave, the smell of undeath is bad enough from the putrid armpits of druids who bathe not, but this doth not help keep this magitorium pleasant.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:14:00 No.111189782 Report

Quoted By:

I love this thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:14:00 No.111189784 Report

Quoted By:

>another day in the library learning the magic arts of olde.
>preposterous sorcerer walks in and loudly requests a magic duel
>I accept the challenge with the condition we play by rules
>he as a more talented magic user than me agrees
>I declare the rules to him

>no wands
>no enchanted robes
>no power words
>cantrips only
>materialization of the finale

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:14:00 No.111189791 Report

Quoted By: >>111189922 >>111189927

>>111189693

>Druid

How does it feel knowing that you're superior only to Sorcerers?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:14:00 No.111189795 Report

Quoted By: >>111189871

I laugh at all you virgins.

Brawlers>>>>>>>>>>>wizards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:14:00 No.111189808 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189369
THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER

TRAVERSE THE PLANES OF TIME ITSELF

AND LIVE IN EVERY TIME AT ONCE, FOREVER

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:14:00 No.111189813 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189638
>"b-brains brains brains brains"

Royal Iridescence™ !3GqYIJ3Obs!!2LJrcSiq0mm

Royal Iridescence™ !3GqYIJ3Obs!!2LJrcSiq0mm Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:15:00 No.111189832 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189566
She may be your lust-toy, but you will never cause such horror in her as I do

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:15:00 No.111189838 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189638
How did you get here Bartholomew? I ordered you to guard my reliquary did I not? Back to the mausoleum with you. Shoo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:15:00 No.111189841 Report

Quoted By:

>Engage in conversation with a powerful sorceress
>Ask to show her my personal spells
>Declines and calls me a brute
>Outraged I bid her farewell and am whisked away on a river of ox piss

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:15:00 No.111189871 Report

Quoted By: >>111190008

>>111189795
>suggesting the dance of drunken fools is any match to the ever increasing power of a well trained wizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:16:00 No.111189876 Report

Quoted By:

dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:16:00 No.111189922 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189791
Ah, but magic which is opposed to nature when used in a natural setting will always fail compared to magic which draws strength from nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:16:00 No.111189927 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189791
Only a powerful druid can enrage the gods as I have done, creating imbalance in the world at my whim.
Though 'tis for naught as I serve the true balance. Doest not change that none of you children can compare to the might of nature.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:17:00 No.111189962 Report

Quoted By: >>111190127

Hello, everyone! Have you met my girlfriend?

I can't pronounce her name, but she's somewhere deep in the Pacific.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:17:00 No.111189971 Report

Quoted By: >>111190265

Ifen mine chest holds dubloons, yar'll wizads gitten keelhauled.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:17:00 No.111189972 Report

Quoted By: >>111190075 >>111190078

Perhaps I could interest one of you wise men in some great and powerful items of eastern enchantment?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:18:00 No.111189994 Report

Quoted By:

This thread amused me, /v/.

It's with a tear that I leave to my bed. I would have left hours ago if it wasn't for this.

Stay golden.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:18:00 No.111190008 Report

Quoted By: >>111190100

>>111189871
>a perfect symmetry of strength and agility
>inferior to sluggish, inelegant and outdated ways
You dark wizards must be delirious from all the pussy you've never gotten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:18:00 No.111190010 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypNPxwnppU0
Wizard related, as the creator was a sound wizard that could pull this off using an unmodified NES/cartridge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:19:00 No.111190066 Report

Quoted By: >>111190265

Anyone know a new thread spell?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:19:00 No.111190075 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189972

Begona, slant-eyes. We don't need your false magic when we have our superior western-developed spells

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:19:00 No.111190078 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189972

Look, a mongoloid. Perhaps if we catch it, we can force it to give us its pot of noodles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:20:00 No.111190100 Report

Quoted By: >>111190186

>>111190008
You won't be so strong when I've infected you with a deadly contagion which slowly but surely eats away at your vital organs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:20:00 No.111190123 Report

Quoted By: >>111190217

Hello Wizards of /v/. I am a wizard too, like you guys. Magic and shit. I have recently purchased my new gamestation™ which is available at all good gamestops™. I hope you wizards shall make the journey to the mortal world™ to make such a grand purchase as I have!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:20:00 No.111190127 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189962
Thou hast a girlfriend in the pacific? I've heard this tale many a time before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:21:00 No.111190180 Report

Quoted By:

>discuss magic with fellow magic users
>suddely a yell of someone screaming how to cast polymorph on someone
>it's a witch
>everyone tries to help her but she doesn't get it
>try to keep talking about earthen magic and druids
>ignored
>tell her there are tomes and glyphs for such a low tier spell and we're trying to talk
>all white mages become enraged at me
>summon a moutain troll and walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:22:00 No.111190186 Report

Quoted By: >>111190286 >>111190308

>>111190100
>implying a single punch from myself won't inflict you with a deadlier ailment

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:22:00 No.111190189 Report

Quoted By:

>Descend to a popular tavern, "The Mana Pool" to meet with my elementalist friend from our old Community Guild
>After we soaked up a bit of conversation (and mead), he challenges me to initiate conversation with one of the girls from the table across the tavern
>A good wizard never goes against his better judgement.
>A drunk wizard casts a spell of judgement binding on himself.
>Stumble over and introduce myself
>"Hallo gentleladies, I jush wahnted to shay, that you all are wunderful, wunderful peaple, and admirably fetching for dhressing so modestly"
>Blasted out the window, then attacked by conjured rat bees.
>Witches and drows.scrll

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:22:00 No.111190217 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190123

This is marketing of vials!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:23:00 No.111190248 Report

Quoted By:

BEHOLD. THY SNIVELING DARK MAGICIANS ARE NO MORE FIERCE THAN A BURP OF GAS FROM A REAR. THY THIN ROBES AND OLD BONES ARE HELD TOGETHER BY NO MORE THAN FEAR OF TALKING TO WENCHES.

I MYSELF HAVE BED MANY WOMEN IN THE MY QUEST FOR GOD AND GLORY.

YOU DO NO MORE THAN THROW BALLS OF FIRE FROM ON YONDER AND STINK OF HERBS.

YOU ARE GLORIFIED INNS. YOU HEAL WOUNDS AND BAKE BREAD.

ROT IN THE ABYSS YOU LOATHSOME MAIDENS.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:23:00 No.111190265 Report

Quoted By:

>>111189971
May the seas bode well for you.

>>111190066
I am under the impression that upon the end of this conversation we should rather bid goodbye. It has been a pleasant moment to come back into this realm, but I find having to return to where I belong.

We might meet again brothers, if the flow leads us there, but for now let us make the most to educate ourselves about what our peers have been up to.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:23:00 No.111190286 Report

Quoted By: >>111190440

>>111190186
>implying I have nerves to feel pain or muscles to bruise
>implying I will give you the potion that stops your body from slowly dying of severe projectile diarrhea and hallucinations from merely touching me
>implying you can kill me without destroying my phylactery

You are a peasant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:24:00 No.111190308 Report

Quoted By: >>111190440

>>111190186
>imploring your attacks can bring harm to my altered form

A carapace of rotting flesh and bone shields my already desiccated corpse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:25:00 No.111190356 Report

Quoted By: >>111190450 >>111190467 >>111190516 >>111190528 >>111190859 >>111190877

>Join other wizards in a short conversation regarding the arcane arts.
>Immediately scoffed at and deemed a harlot for how I dress.
>Attempt to explain "Being the Blood Magus I am, and open wound from myself or another-"
>Get cut off and once again called a harlot.
>Bite onto my lip out of frustration and start bleeding.
>Mocked for this.
>Spray blood bullets from my lip into others piecing them.
>Drain all the blood from their bodies from their wounds.

We're not all hussies, some of us have reasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:26:00 No.111190424 Report

Quoted By:

My fellow wizards, a query I present to thee.

I have with me, a device most fair, capable of channeling the magick arts, but at the moment, I am only capable of choosing one arts.

Shall I peruse the Eastern Magicks, though they may be long in lore and loads and loads of inscriptions and pictures or should I take to the Western Magicks, though they cast only dour earthy shades of magicks?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:26:00 No.111190440 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190286
>>111190308
>liches

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:27:00 No.111190450 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190356
>blood magus
>doing anything against a necromancer or lich

laughing_skeletons.jpg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:27:00 No.111190467 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190356
Harlot. Leave at once for you have no reason to be here.

A proper Magus does not show her face in public.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:28:00 No.111190496 Report

Quoted By:

>be sorcerer
>purchase a tome of fire from TomeStop
>go to my castle
>try ignite a fire with my powers
>shoots out water instead
>bring it back to the accursed store
>they will not accept the faulty tome in return for a proper fire magick tome

BLASTED TOMESTOP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:28:00 No.111190516 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190356
Return to the cauldron and prepare a stew, for wizards are talking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:28:00 No.111190528 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190356
Thou art but a harlot, thine attempts at justification are but paper-thin. Blood magery is far from desirable and had thee not wanted to expose thine skin, thou would verily have chosen a more favorable discipline.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:29:00 No.111190562 Report

Quoted By: >>111190709

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:30:00 No.111190643 Report

Quoted By: >>111190709

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:31:00 No.111190709 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190643
>>111190562
I say thee nay

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:34:00 No.111190849 Report

Quoted By:

>teleport into wrong thread summon doubles

Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:34:00 No.111190859 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190356
Mine exe was a blood mage, i had to device a device that calculates her phases of the moon, for she was particularily nasty if i wouldn't read her mind during her bleeding period...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:34:00 No.111190877 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190356
oh babeh...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:36:00 No.111190987 Report

Quoted By: >>111191054 >>111191068 >>111191095

>speak the seven words of power.
>get doubles

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:38:00 No.111191054 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190987
>not deciphering it is in fact just 2 words of power.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:38:00 No.111191068 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190987
ya missed a syllable buddy...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:38:00 No.111191095 Report

Quoted By:

>>111190987
>87

laughingtavernwenches.questacquiringarea

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:39:00 No.111191104 Report

Quoted By: >>111191135 >>111191141 >>111191146

Hey guys, I love you guys, can you do that abrakadabra thing and do a card trick for me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:39:00 No.111191135 Report

Quoted By:

>>111191104
ABRAKADABR-TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING FROG YOU PLEBIAN!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:39:00 No.111191141 Report

Quoted By:

>>111191104

Abracathere are now zombies stripping your flesh away from the ankles up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 12:40:00 No.111191146 Report

Quoted By: >>111193002

>>111191104
read
>>111177823

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Sep 2011 13:17:00 No.111193002 Report

Quoted By:

>>111191146
Sure you mean peruse.

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