/v/ - Video Games » Thread #111495909

[366 / 131 / ?]

50KiB, 250x250, wizard.jpg

Anonymous !ONEGUYXwAM Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:23:00 No.111495909 View View Reply Original Report

>studying necromancy
>year of the fire elemental

I seriously hope you faggots don't do this, what is this, the third age? Bunch of angsty faggots. Go listen to My Alchemical Romance and Lichen Park you faggotmancer.

White Mage master race.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:24:00 No.111496023 Report

Quoted By: >>111496129 >>111498623

is this ment to be funny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:26:00 No.111496123 Report

Quoted By:

Nice.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO grafix.jpg, 38KiB, 268x265

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:26:00 No.111496129 Report

Quoted By:

>>111496023
>ment

Someone didn't pass wordcraft 101.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:26:00 No.111496139 Report

Quoted By: >>111496456 >>111496973

>White Mage

How's that moralfaggottry going? Meanwhile I'm learning to animate all sorts of creatures that will slap your shit back to the ages when people actually needed your kind.

Faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:26:00 No.111496171 Report

Quoted By: >>111496330 >>111496381

>In summoning class
>Teacher summons a succubus
>Get a boner
>Try to hide it with grimoire
>Sorceress sitting next to me notices
>Moves seats, tells everyone about it, ostracized from group

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO micheal palin is not amused.png, 95KiB, 222x253

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:26:00 No.111496185 Report

Quoted By:

>My Alchemical Romance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:26:00 No.111496191 Report

Quoted By: >>111498623

sage for retarded

Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:27:00 No.111496225 Report

Quoted By:

Shitty wizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:27:00 No.111496230 Report

Quoted By:

>white mage
>implying you didn't just pick white mage because of the illusion of being wanted
OH HEALE ME

OH OH BUFF ME

fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:28:00 No.111496289 Report

Quoted By:

Lightning magic is the best magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:28:00 No.111496330 Report

Quoted By:

>>111496171

HOHO

Look upon this pathetic excuse for a wizard.

Let us all guffaw at his misfortune.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Paradon.jpg, 23KiB, 302x238

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:28:00 No.111496333 Report

Quoted By: >>111496517 >>111496586

>Arcanists
>Year of the Fire Elemental.

Paladin master race here. Enjoy being feared and reviled by the population at large while I shield humanity from terrors that would make you beta faggots shit yourselves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:28:00 No.111496347 Report

Quoted By:

>>111495909
>He didn't study to be a gravity wizard!
>LaughingEnchantresses.jpg

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Bueno.jpg, 5KiB, 304x166

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:29:00 No.111496378 Report

Quoted By:

>My Alchemical Romance
>Lichen Park

I chortled, fellow White Mage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:29:00 No.111496381 Report

Quoted By:

>>111496171
>some wizard also sees it
>shout to everybody "the nerd's blabla"
>they throw the succubus at me
>she starts grinding on me
>yell "B-back that ass up!"
>the magic pierces my soul

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO cutebold bling.gif, 250KiB, 244x378

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:29:00 No.111496388 Report

Quoted By: >>111496748

>being a wizard
>not having Kobold cohorts
>laughing_casters.jpg

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1315208900814.gif, 240KiB, 386x283

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:29:00 No.111496425 Report

Quoted By:

>that feeling when you accidentally cast Spontaneous Spaghetti

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:29:00 No.111496456 Report

Quoted By:

>>111496139
Enjoy getting pummeled by ordinary healing potions and then dying for real to reviving spells.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:30:00 No.111496517 Report

Quoted By: >>111497161

>>111496333
>paladin
>not king of the betas
yeah ok bro i'll use my sick magic to fuck bitches while you remain celibate or whatever the fuck lolol

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM

Dat !ONEGUYXwAM Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:30:00 No.111496537 Report

Quoted By:

>year of the fire elemental
>studying elemental magicks

Gravity / Time Wizard up in this bitch, don't give a fuck. I studied with Merlin nigga,

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:30:00 No.111496538 Report

Quoted By:

>2011
>year of the fire elemental

i seriously hope you archwizards don't do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:31:00 No.111496586 Report

Quoted By:

>>111496333
Nice dress, White Knight.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1313557720793.jpg, 22KiB, 257x276

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:32:00 No.111496639 Report

Quoted By:

>Alchemical Romance
>Lichen Park

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:32:00 No.111496719 Report

Quoted By:

I happen to have majored in Advanced Necromantic Constructs.

My Flesh Colossus will be arriving at your door.... right about.... .NOW!

Also, who else loves Life Drain? I just drain people of their life force...... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm good!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:33:00 No.111496743 Report

Quoted By: >>111496832

>Year of the Fire Elemental
>Not being a Sorcerer

What's your excu-

Oh, I know, you can't become the master race, you have to be born as one of the master race.

Such a shame, actually... not

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1316894489611.jpg, 206KiB, 1095x795

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:33:00 No.111496748 Report

Quoted By: >>111496934 >>111496936

>>111496388
>.jpg
>Not .scrl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:33:00 No.111496796 Report

Quoted By: >>111496977 >>111501594

Magic Knight here. Best of both worlds, baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:33:00 No.111496803 Report

Quoted By:

Bunch of fuckin nerds over here. Elemental Monk here. Use your fists like a man babys.
>Hope you like your cuts and gashes
First aid bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:34:00 No.111496825 Report

Quoted By:

>Walk into magestop
>Hot succubus at counter
>Start to sweat, haven't cast a showering spell for weeks
>Browse through the arcane books section
>Walk up to counter
>Enchanted pockets spill hydrated grain strands
>Start crying, was cursed earlier and have a reduced courage
>Cast haste and run out of store
FUCKING MAGESTOP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:34:00 No.111496832 Report

Quoted By:

>>111496743
Come back when you can cast more than 4 different spells, faggot. Nice job accidentally into magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:35:00 No.111496934 Report

Quoted By:

>>111496748

>Using inferior engraving extensions
>GuffawingMagiWhores.tome

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:35:00 No.111496936 Report

Quoted By:

>>111496748
>.jpg

who is the prankster that casted "blind" on this anon?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO chad.jpg, 7KiB, 300x200

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:35:00 No.111496973 Report

Quoted By: >>111497178

>>111496139
We'll see how big that fat fucking mouth of yours is when I send your zombie hoard back to Hot Topic with Holy magic and then blast your ass away with Scathe, bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:35:00 No.111496977 Report

Quoted By: >>111497126

>>111496796

>Magic Knight

How does it feel being the Liberal Arts major of the magical world faggot?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO monk.png, 163KiB, 324x259

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:36:00 No.111497059 Report

Quoted By: >>111497986

>Studying magic

Enjoy your 10 second cast times and 10 HP.

Holy Monk True Master race, beating shit with fists infused with the power of God.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ZAP MOTHERFUCKER.jpg, 19KiB, 350x465

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:37:00 No.111497101 Report

Quoted By: >>111497157

>Being a moralfag or a chaosfag
>Not doing what the fuck you want, neutral as fuck

You're bot faggots, Neutral Wizard up in this bitch, zappin' mothafuckas all day erry day.

>My Alchemical Romance
>Lichen Park

Although you're a faggot, that made me chuckle

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:37:00 No.111497126 Report

Quoted By:

>>111496977

Except Magic Knights can enchant their blades with the magic of their choice. I knew a Blackguard once who channeled pure, unyielding hatred into his sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:37:00 No.111497157 Report

Quoted By: >>111497229

>>111497101
My nigga, true neutral all day erryday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:37:00 No.111497161 Report

Quoted By: >>111497370

>>111496517
>he thinks all paladins have to take a vow of celibacy
>laughing_paladins.png
Have fun being dark and edgy while I fight demons, become a legend, and fuck bitches for generations to come.
Unless you were talking about that specific suborder that takes a vow of celibacy upon entrance then yeah you're right. Those guys are complete fags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:37:00 No.111497178 Report

Quoted By: >>111497593

>>111496973
I'd like to see your try, faggot. Tiny-ass mana pool won't save you when you're swarmed with over a dozen fucking zombies.

Also, nice dress, you robe-wearing faggot. Your archmage sew it for you?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1269169663139.jpg, 22KiB, 342x336

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:38:00 No.111497207 Report

Quoted By: >>111497611 >>111499019

>My clan was cursed by a warlock when I was a baby
>I was afflicted with muteness
>15 years later
>start wizard school
>cute sorceress asks why I never talk
>...

I wish i had a telepathic owl familiar. :(

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO thief.jpg, 50KiB, 189x256

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:38:00 No.111497217 Report

Quoted By: >>111497454 >>111497471 >>111499804

Hail fellow warlock, sorry for bumping into you like that.

If you excuse me, I must be going off to, mage... schooling, and other important... magic things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:38:00 No.111497220 Report

Quoted By: >>111497519

Everyone wants to be a white wizard until they realize the schooling and costs involved. Most just go for the local coven's white mage program and then spend their adventuring careers cleaning up the messes made from casting detox spells.

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:38:00 No.111497229 Report

Quoted By: >>111497442

>>111497157

Implying I'm not neutral myself, despite having a Master's in Necromancy

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO PROMOTIONS.jpg, 6KiB, 210x241

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:39:00 No.111497321 Report

Quoted By: >>111497391 >>111497446

>be a negroid
>everyone assumes I study the dark arts
>my face when I study white magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:40:00 No.111497370 Report

Quoted By: >>111498018

>>111497161

>.png

This be no place for ungifted visits. Make hasty egress, bufoon.

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:40:00 No.111497391 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497321

I thought you were a shaman, myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:40:00 No.111497415 Report

Quoted By:

This is going to the ancient archives.

Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:40:00 No.111497418 Report

Quoted By:

jesus christ you autistic fucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:40:00 No.111497423 Report

Quoted By: >>111497736

>cast Magic Missile

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:40:00 No.111497442 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497229
Well goodor evil then. Neutral is truly the master race.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1315530178538.jpg, 10KiB, 185x195

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:40:00 No.111497446 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497321
>negroid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:40:00 No.111497454 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497217
>In enchanting class
>Minutes before a test, head wizard lets us review our notes
>Students are passing around a stolen grimoire
>It falls to me
>Run out of there
>Give it to thief's guild master
>PRRRRROOOOMOTIONS
Fucking B-Class thief here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:41:00 No.111497471 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497217
This guy looks legit.
Here, can you hold my wallet for a sec? Gotta turn my vulnerable back to you while I look for the key to my lord's treasure hoard.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ghengis khan consumes a golden a (...).jpg, 71KiB, 463x486

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:41:00 No.111497519 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497220

I got a scholarship.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1310485591942.jpg, 49KiB, 400x505

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:42:00 No.111497593 Report

Quoted By: >>111497755

>>111497178
Small-ass mana pool doesn't mean shit when I use Blood Price. Fuck all if I know why they decided to teach that to White Mages since the only good ones cast Regen from the start anyway.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1295977223001.jpg, 68KiB, 650x559

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:42:00 No.111497611 Report

Quoted By: >>111497663 >>111497940

>>111497207
Hey man, I was cursed into being an owl by some faggot I killed and I got no money to pay for someone to dispel it. Maybe I can be your companion for some time? Just 40 pieces of gold a month.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:42:00 No.111497663 Report

Quoted By: >>111497884

>>111497611
>implying owls need or could carry gold

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:43:00 No.111497736 Report

Quoted By: >>111497875

>>111497423
>at the darkness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:43:00 No.111497755 Report

Quoted By: >>111497861 >>111497892 >>111497983 >>111498157

>>111497593
>Call yourself a white mage
>Use forbidden Hemomancy abilities

Yeah, okay faggot. What school did you go to? Hogwarts?

I bet you think a rod is more useful than a staff as well.

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:44:00 No.111497816 Report

Quoted By:

There SOOOOO needs to be an RPG where all you do is play a variety of different mage classes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:44:00 No.111497859 Report

Quoted By:

Hero here. Am I in the wrong place again? I really could use a fucking party that doesn't run ahead of me... I'm the fucking Hero, too! Goddamn it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:44:00 No.111497861 Report

Quoted By: >>111497983 >>111498069 >>111498157 >>111498365 >>111498571

>>111497755
>rod
>staff
>not wand master race
>laughing_mages.wpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:45:00 No.111497875 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497736
>implying you have line of sight to the darkness
>believing you could hit the darkness's AC
>even with an auto-hit spell

Try again, faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:45:00 No.111497884 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497663
>implying talking/telepathic owls aren't taxed like everyone else

Man, the King is getting bitchy with his taxes.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO willywonka_genewilder.jpg, 32KiB, 360x246

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:45:00 No.111497892 Report

Quoted By: >>111498094

>>111497755
>I bet you think a rod is more useful than a staff as well.

Your mother certainly thought so when I practiced my White Spring on her.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO thunderscape battlemage.jpg, 136KiB, 800x619

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:45:00 No.111497910 Report

Quoted By:

Sup faggots

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO tyrion_smile.jpg, 33KiB, 320x240

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:45:00 No.111497927 Report

Quoted By:

>learning water magic
>some faggot firemage is hitting on me
>says "he's got a fire in his crotch for me" Then lights his crotch on fire
>Begs me to put him out
>Put him out after his balls are completely burned off
>say "hey buddy, I'll give you one thing"
>"You have great balls of fire"
>walk out
>MFW

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO wizard.jpg, 225KiB, 435x571

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:45:00 No.111497939 Report

Quoted By:

Wizard here, have fun healing yourself while I fire lightning at your fucking ass

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1223245507954.jpg, 17KiB, 332x251

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:45:00 No.111497940 Report

Quoted By: >>111498059 >>111498067

>>111497611

What if I dispell the curse for you...?

No gold needed, no strings attached.

You just have to 'sign' this piece of paper here with your blood. Don't worry, just a drop is fine.

No, there's nothing written on it. No, you cannot check it. Do you want to get rid of the curse or not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:45:00 No.111497946 Report

Quoted By:

>Can't magic for shit
>become a Bard
>I hath 99 agonies but a wench shan't be one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:46:00 No.111497983 Report

Quoted By: >>111498252

>>111497755
>>111497861
>2011
>Needing an object to project your powers
What a faggot. I bet you need robes to help keep you comforted when you cast.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1311176117115.jpg, 16KiB, 470x336

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:46:00 No.111497986 Report

Quoted By: >>111498344

>>111497059
>Study lightning magicks as a child
>Become a monk
>MY FISTS THEY ARE MADE OF ELECTRICITY.scrl
>Bitches run in fear of my Electro-Fists
>D- in combat training because "cheating"
>mine visage at the point of occurring

Anyway, I was thinking about claws or a staff, something to channel my lightning so I don't always shock my hands. Suggestions?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1302567814299.png, 150KiB, 310x314

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:46:00 No.111498005 Report

Quoted By: >>111498167 >>111498424

Hey guys, a few weeks ago I saw a cute and beautiful witch and she smiled to me, so I approached her and started to talk to her, she seemed pretty cool and really cute, she was blushing, had freckles, used glasses and was kind of shy. We started going out, but then she said that she needed to talk to me. She told me that she was actually a white witch, and that if I wanted to be with her forever I needed to master the white arts and become a moralfag. I enjoy my neutrality, but she is really cute and I really love her.

What should I do?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Cosmos guy.jpg, 439KiB, 900x1393

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:46:00 No.111498007 Report

Quoted By: >>111498228

>Specialist mages.
>Not generalists.
>Not working on 9th circle spells.

What's the matter? is READING too hard for you faggots? Manipulating the space-time continuum by sheer willpower too much work?

Fucking casuals. This is why the tome industry is going to shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:46:00 No.111498018 Report

Quoted By: >>111498196

>>111497370
Foul knave, dost through imply something?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1278830615590.jpg, 54KiB, 450x300

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:46:00 No.111498059 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497940
Uh... Sure. I guess nothing could be worse than this last terrible year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:46:00 No.111498067 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497940

This guy looks legit

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO magikx.jpg, 64KiB, 268x265

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:46:00 No.111498069 Report

Quoted By: >>111498252

>>111497861
>he still uses instruments of magic

Non-verbal hand caster here.

Enjoy carrying firewood around all day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:47:00 No.111498094 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497892
Try me, faggot. I bet you couldn't even hold a goddamn candle to me, let alone beat me in a fight.

Why don't you go heal your booboo? I'm sure any second now, it will start stinging and hurt in a few.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 612 - blue_hair kurumu purple_ey (...).jpg, 185KiB, 468x500

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:47:00 No.111498112 Report

Quoted By:

>That one wizard who was caught having sex with a succubus.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1316532829654.png, 118KiB, 325x325

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:47:00 No.111498123 Report

Quoted By:

>Battle mages
>mfw interconnected twisting nether tough guys think they can be the best of both worlds

ClubMeSoftly !vjX/b/51.s

ClubMeSoftly !vjX/b/51.s Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:48:00 No.111498157 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497755
>>111497861
>Binding your magicks to objects
>cackling witches.scrl

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO tom.jpg, 18KiB, 240x200

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:48:00 No.111498167 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498005
Cast Slow, Addle, and Charm on her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:48:00 No.111498175 Report

Quoted By: >>111498423 >>111498593

>be alchemist I wanted to be a white mage but my dad wouldn't pay for "that gay healin shit"
>spending another fucking day trying to turn lead into gold
>ask prof if anyone has ever actually done it
>he says no
>ask why the fuck i'm learning this shit
>sent to headmaster after he turned my ears to lead
>told i have 2 weeks to turn my ears to gold or i'm expelled

So anyone actually done this shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:49:00 No.111498196 Report

Quoted By: >>111499623

>>111498018

I am implying that your knowledge of the magical engraving extensions is dim at best.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:49:00 No.111498203 Report

Quoted By: >>111498429

>Be a blood mage
>I'm practically a tampon

Seriously, why did I major in this shit. It's only good if you're killing knaves. I'd go back to wizardry school if I could, but they've now outlawed my kind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:49:00 No.111498228 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498007
>implying specialists don't read
>believing the benefits of being a generalist out-weight the bonuses of being a specialist

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 400px-FairviewGoatTower[1].jpg, 52KiB, 400x600

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:49:00 No.111498240 Report

Quoted By: >>111498686

I don't know if you guys remember, but I've developed the spell to turn yourself into a Goat, the 2nd most powerful magical being, and finally try to unravel the mysteries of the Goat Tower.
But to do that spell, I just need to use an entire magical realm as fuel.
Someone wants to give up your entire realm? It's not like you really care about some billions of people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:49:00 No.111498252 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498069
>>111497983
>not using instruments to amplify your magic powers even more
>wizconstanza.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:50:00 No.111498287 Report

Quoted By: >>111498702 >>111499623

>always wanted to become a paladin
>due to bad eyesight stuck learning to become a faggot mage
>now working as a bard and occasional barbarian
fuck this gay earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:50:00 No.111498318 Report

Quoted By:

Spell slingin' yellow-bellied pussy. Berserker master race.

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:50:00 No.111498326 Report

Quoted By:

The only downside to actively practicing necromantic magic is that the fine maidens don't seem to like me too much.

They tend to hate my throne of bones, my *macabre* choices in decor, and I dunno..... something about my personality is just plain ol' ghoulish! LOL!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:50:00 No.111498344 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497986
Metal Gauntlets with protective linings might work, the bigger the better.
Better yet, wear rubber boots and trick your foes into a puddle, then punch the water. Fresh electro-fried foes.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1311901090430.gif, 2MiB, 250x195

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:50:00 No.111498346 Report

Quoted By: >>111498615

Hey, Brave Warrior here. How much would it take to hire some Elementals to come with me on an incredible dangerous journey?

Rest assured I have plenty of gold and you will be paid handsomely for your troubles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:50:00 No.111498347 Report

Quoted By:

>using campus constructed amplifiers
i seriously hope you mages dont do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:51:00 No.111498365 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497861
>Not using a unique gauntlet embedded with a rare gem crafted just for you by world reknowned blacksmiths and enchanters to focus your energy
>using a mass produced stick made of yew
Verily, I pray you do not make such an error.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:51:00 No.111498423 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498175
>turning lead to gold without sacrificing any souls
chucklingenchantress.parchment

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1296369680444.png, 221KiB, 482x441

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:51:00 No.111498424 Report

Quoted By: >>111498774

>>111498005
Anyone, please?
I'm kind of nervous, I'd like to see replies from white wizards, telling me how the moral path is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:51:00 No.111498429 Report

Quoted By: >>111498602

>>111498203
Enjoy catching every disease known to man, hemo faggot.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO acc_warlock.jpg, 49KiB, 400x495

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:51:00 No.111498441 Report

Quoted By: >>111498840 >>111498883

>year of the fire elemental
>not being a warlock

what's the matter? Too beta to master the dark arts. Fucking disciples.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111498571 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497861
>2011
>Still using tuning devices

Sure is failed Somatics 101 in here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111498593 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498175
God dammit that shit was hard. I remember doing it, but fuck, I could only get a plating over my gold.

Your teach is full of crap, it's been done, it just takes shittons more energy than its worth. Good luck, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111498597 Report

Quoted By: >>111498703 >>111498904

>having sex before 30
>not realizing that if you manage to stay a virgin until that age you achieve magical powers

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111498602 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498429

A few necromantic rituals require fresh blood.......

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:53:00 No.111498615 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498346
Pay with your body and we might have a deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111498623 Report

Quoted By:

>>111496023
>>111496191
this thread wet to shit pretty fast

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111498630 Report

Quoted By: >>111498732 >>111498767 >>111498819 >>111498876

>ctrl+f
>no illusionist
why

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1316322221239.png, 15KiB, 512x464

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111498641 Report

Quoted By:

>not being a wild mage
enjoy your boring rehashed spells. I will be sitting back laughing at your casualized casting experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111498647 Report

Quoted By:

>year of the fire elemental
>listening to Alchemical Romance and Lichen Park

I seriously hope you wizards don't do this

Everybody knows that Alchemical Romance and Lichen Park are mainstrung instrument performers

In b4 "Hip-zard"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:54:00 No.111498686 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498240
... you're fucking with me.
You're telling ME that you've developed the Ultimate Spell and "just" need the energy of a realm?

... where do I sign?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO why3.jpg, 116KiB, 288x499

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:55:00 No.111498702 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498287
>always wanted to become sorcerer
>due to bad magic flow had to become a scholar
>still practice magic
>accidentally open dimensional portal
>two succubi now live in my cottage and won't leave me alone
>I'm celibate
>claim they don't know how to get back despite being multi-dimensional creatures
>they keep slapping me in the face with their dicks when I'm not looking

fuck this gay multi-verse

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:55:00 No.111498703 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498597

I chuckled at this.

Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:55:00 No.111498715 Report

Quoted By:

>2011
>not being sage master race
email related

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:55:00 No.111498732 Report

Quoted By: >>111498836

>>111498630
>Not casting dispel illusion THEN ctrl+f

Silly wizard.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Spellsword.jpg, 20KiB, 259x300

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:55:00 No.111498748 Report

Quoted By: >>111499053

>year of the fire elemental
>not being a SpellSword

enjoy fumbling with your dusty scrolls and arcane mumblings in battle while I toss fireballs and swing swords in one go

plus the bitches love me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:55:00 No.111498767 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498630
Enjoy being the creepy guy who does small tricks to steal money from idiots and gets arrested/beaten/raped whenever an anti-mage gets near.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1925 (2).jpg, 85KiB, 303x746

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:55:00 No.111498774 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498424
Its probably worth it, by default, everyone has a little moralfag in them. It wont be a difficult change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111498787 Report

Quoted By:

Any RedMagebros know a Hat 'n Cloak store? Preferably near the wispy marches.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1295195600913.jpg, 37KiB, 485x323

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111498813 Report

Quoted By:

>be sword shield master race knight

>fuck all the bitches

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111498819 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498630
>He still believes in Young Earth Illusionism

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111498836 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498732
>dispel illusion
>implying you don't need to have master dispel illusion to dispel all my 30 illusions

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:56:00 No.111498840 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498441
>Too lazy to learn magic
>Make a deal with a devil to learn lazy bullshit magic.
>Laughing Witches.scrl

Still yet to meet a warlock that could muster the arcane force to break a mantle of spell resistance.

But good luck impressing those commoners, bro!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111498876 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498630
>Thinks you can simply Word of Power "Find" illusionists
Wouldn't be very good illusions if you could just detect their magic like that.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1312336819990.jpg, 46KiB, 450x343

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111498883 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498441
>Warlock
>Working with demons
>Implying you won't become another fel magic burnout

You must be some youtful knave living in your mother's below ground quarters

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1316913508962.jpg, 60KiB, 396x374

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111498890 Report

Quoted By:

I am a quantum physics wizard
Go ahead, try to prove I don't exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111498896 Report

Quoted By:

I say we send an archive request to King's Scretariate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111498904 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498597
Witch here. You silly mageboys, why don't you come get a real woman instead of a summoned succubus?

Oh, and try not using Charm spells, either.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Bard.jpg, 9KiB, 209x242

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111498906 Report

Quoted By:

Im a bard, messing your emotions up.

Bite me, assholes. No way any of you can challenge the might of MY LYRE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111498932 Report

Quoted By: >>111498987

>be ice mage
>enjoying my chill spells
>enroll in magic school#546132
>year of the fire elemental

GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT.
Hilariously enough my secondary is plant control.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 396px-Lich.jpg, 62KiB, 396x770

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111498934 Report

Quoted By:

>not joining a sorority and killing yourself

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1267661426406.jpg, 278KiB, 629x476

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:57:00 No.111498944 Report

Quoted By:

>Be a low-born peasant
>Forge papers to get into Mage University
>Minister finds out
>Exiled from the Northern Kingdoms

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:58:00 No.111498949 Report

Quoted By:

>year of fire elemental
>studying
sorcerer reporting in

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:58:00 No.111498959 Report

Quoted By:

>Not listening to My Alchemical Romance.

Dude you guys are faggots.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1309672127765.png, 29KiB, 176x137

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:58:00 No.111498987 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498932

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO great magician.jpg, 12KiB, 208x208

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:58:00 No.111498995 Report

Quoted By: >>111499176

>trying to learn a complex spell from a dusty old scroll I found in the arcane library
>reading it
>get to the end
>don't remember the whole thing
>go back to the top to re-read it
>scroll says "ur a faget" and disappears

why do they do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:58:00 No.111499019 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497207
>Be cursed with muteness
>witches in my glass think im just quiet and mysterious
>bitches all over my knob

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 5500 power liches.png, 123KiB, 320x384

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:59:00 No.111499026 Report

Quoted By: >>111500173

>studying necromancy
>month of the imp, imp population doubles

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV

Macabre !!knNtfy4cPyV Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:59:00 No.111499053 Report

Quoted By: >>111499487

>>111498748

As your armor corrodes, you never thought that my Necrotic Touch would ever get you..... but you're now feeling it. The rot is coarsing through your skin, killing every last cell there.

It's spreading fast, and at my level of necromantic mastery.... not even a great healer can restore you! How does it feel to rot while you're alive?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO barbarian.jpg, 485KiB, 849x1200

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 06:59:00 No.111499086 Report

Quoted By: >>111499219 >>111499488

>mfw magic users are near me

Barbarian master race here. I will enjoy hearing the lamentation of your women as I crush you.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO icouldntthinkofabettername.png, 66KiB, 198x266

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:00:00 No.111499147 Report

Quoted By: >>111499278 >>111499479

>dat feel when no mana

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:00:00 No.111499176 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498995

>be a great magician
>clothes suddenly red

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:01:00 No.111499219 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499086
You sound mad.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO drake is happy.jpg, 103KiB, 552x503

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:01:00 No.111499253 Report

Quoted By:

>at the academy of magi
>learn power word: sleep
>fuck witches without them knowing

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1316487583764.png, 118KiB, 641x600

Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:01:00 No.111499270 Report

Quoted By: >>111499499 >>111499535

sup guys, i am here to remind you all that your primitive "oogie boogie" is outdated. Real wizards are men of science. When you wish to come out of the stone age come see me.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO kotick.jpg, 30KiB, 640x360

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:01:00 No.111499278 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499147
>dat feel when mana has jewish origins

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:03:00 No.111499377 Report

Quoted By:

>Go to college
>Learn nothing
>Get piece of paper saying I'm a Qualified Wizard
>One year later
>No job
>Huge Sorcerer Debt

>Friend drops out of High School
>Goes to small Abjuration School
>By the time I graduate he's already got his own Tower and two Familiars

Fuck this shit. Can't even get a job turning cantrips in the militia because I have no mercenary experience.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO frazettaconan.jpg, 470KiB, 1168x1350

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:03:00 No.111499387 Report

Quoted By: >>111499668

Barbarian Nord here. Just returned from journey that took me from the slopes of Mt.Necrodoom to the high tundras of Frostmourn. Spent a fortnight slaying many a beast and sharing beds with a bevy of high class wenches. I see the "magic users" are still doing no more than talking? Haha. Who shall join me then to fight eight winged dragon of the Goat-Se clan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111499450 Report

Quoted By: >>111499549

Why in the nine hells are there never any fashionable helmets of Resist Mind-Affecting Spells?
Every one of them seems to be concurrently cursed with Look of Greater Gaudiness.

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6 Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111499479 Report

Quoted By: >>111499619

>>111499147
>dat feel when no mana

Chyeah, the ice mage form earlier. That's what incantations and hand magic is for.

Nubs

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO fuckingmagic.jpg, 52KiB, 720x479

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111499487 Report

Quoted By: >>111499652

>>111499053
>implying I don't have a universal restorative spell commited to memory

Begone dregling, I'll let my unseen friends take care of you while I handle the big cheese.

Stay pimping

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1302809274396.jpg, 10KiB, 285x256

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111499488 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499086
>Barbarian
>Poor armour score
>Low intelligence

Enjoy being destroyed by ranged attacks and apprentice wizards

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Whyzard.png, 27KiB, 220x262

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111499499 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499270

No science allowed Why-zard

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1269966084035.jpg, 630KiB, 1600x1200

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111499517 Report

Quoted By:

>>111495909

>year of the fire elemental

>Still studting magical arts

>Not mastering in Dwarven mechanical engineering.

>Mon visage quand

Enjoy being questless and living in your parents dungeons for the rest of your life.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO HNI_0033_JPG.jpg, 43KiB, 640x480

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:04:00 No.111499525 Report

Quoted By: >>111499866

>Me and bros raiding an orc settlement
>Kill fucking everyone there brutally
>Find their nursery full of orc babbies
>We come up with a game
>I use my magic powers to telekinetically throw orc babies at my warrior bro as he catches them on his pike
>All that he misses hit the rocks behind him and die on impact
>Walk away from the razed settlement laughing like maniacs
>Our faces when

Twas a good day, our proffessor gave us all an A+ on the report.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:05:00 No.111499535 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499270
>implying science would exist without people who dedicated their lifes doing oogie boogie shit in their basements then documenting for future reference

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:05:00 No.111499549 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499450
It's how the magic works. Its hard to concentrate on controlling you when it looks like you're wearing a pink metal eagle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:06:00 No.111499619 Report

Quoted By: >>111499871 >>111499887

>>111499479
>Icemage

Dude. Fucking brofist. I'm an Ice-mage, specializing in melee combat.
Ice swords out of fucking nowhere that explodes inside of you when they hit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:06:00 No.111499623 Report

Quoted By:

>>111498287
One does not simply become a paladin. You are born into it. You must heed the call. With that attitude, I am glad that I do not have to call you my brother.

>>111498196
Thou foul daemon magics of .avi and .jpg do no benefit to thou and shall only serve to betray thine trust. You know naught of true faith in easily transportable media that loses no quality. I need naught to unfurl a scroll to summon mine mount only to have blurry text hinder mine victory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:06:00 No.111499652 Report

Quoted By: >>111499789

>>111499487
>Two specializations
>Enough practice to have universal spells
Anyways, Gravity Mage here, enjoy being a ball of tinfoil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:06:00 No.111499655 Report

Quoted By: >>111499928 >>111500011

>learn some basic chronomansy
>decide to go back in time in a minute
>future me appears
>give him a bowl
>go back in time a minute
>take bowl that is sitting on my desk
>future me and present me now don't have bowls
>go back to present with my bowl
>future me appears to give my bowl back
>now have 2 bowls
>decide not to give second bowl back to past me
>both bowls disappear
>single bowl appears on my desk

time travel is weird

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1299089575637.jpg, 74KiB, 1181x897

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:06:00 No.111499668 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499387
>eight winged dragon of the Goat-Se clan
>Melee faggots still fighting that
>Laughing_wizards.scr

Here, I'm inviting you, follow me and see how a real Wizard fights the Giant Tarantula with 36 legs of For Z'hin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:07:00 No.111499748 Report

Quoted By:

I'm matts rum mate

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1307448962103.jpg, 12KiB, 159x192

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:07:00 No.111499789 Report

Quoted By: >>111500057

>>111499652
>implying I won't just cast a reflective spell and the effect is reversed on you

enjoy being a bloody cunt rag

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:08:00 No.111499804 Report

Quoted By:

>>111497217
my nigga

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO warriors20of20chaoskhor.jpg, 124KiB, 724x1024

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:08:00 No.111499810 Report

Quoted By: >>111500699

Hey Robe-Wearing-Geezers,

My name is Destroyer the Barbarian, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, weak, book worms who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass spell books. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any kills? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to maidens on magicbook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Orc Slaying team, and starter on my Goblin Hunting team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn elf women"? I also get multiple compliments, and have a banging hot mistress (She just blew me; Shit was SO Fierce). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my armor

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO spellsword.jpg, 27KiB, 240x336

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:08:00 No.111499848 Report

Quoted By: >>111500021 >>111500036 >>111500057

>be Spellsword
>be alpha as fuck with my awesome sword AND powerful magic

keep on hatin', haters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:08:00 No.111499866 Report

Quoted By: >>111500587

>>111499525
What academy do you guys go to? Mine would have called me a racist and a fascist, and had me expelled for that. Fucking liberal druids.

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6 Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:08:00 No.111499871 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499619
Brofist.

You setup sounds sweet, but I'm kinda lanky and I'd be a rouge except they have the weirdest boners for leather.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 20fuezq.jpg, 63KiB, 539x667

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:08:00 No.111499880 Report

Quoted By:

Wizards and warrior faggots. You guys don't know shit about adventure.
Why the fuck would you tie yourself down learning shitty frost throwing and being a rape-slave to your benevolent tyrant dictator warlords when you could hit the road and befriend a fucking DRAGON.
Goddamn casuals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:08:00 No.111499887 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499619
>specializing in melee combat.

enjoy being cut in half

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1313902171118.png, 46KiB, 500x468

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:09:00 No.111499899 Report

Quoted By:

>Year of the fire elemental
>People still think fel magic will destroy your life
>Mfw I'm drunk with demonic power err day and have my own castle and army of twisting nether abominations

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:09:00 No.111499928 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499655
>High Master Chronomancer
>Have to hide my power level and settle for math
>End up finding out how to use magic to solve problems in science
>Faggot modern day scientists say some bullshit particle is faster than light
God damnit, fuckers trying to disprove me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:10:00 No.111500006 Report

Quoted By: >>111500076

╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong white wizard ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ who don’t need no ring ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:10:00 No.111500011 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499655
Magelings can be so cute sometimes.

But still, inb4 underage b&

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1313803143608.jpg, 9KiB, 130x130

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:10:00 No.111500021 Report

Quoted By: >>111500100

>>111499848
Jelly of a mediocre magician with an over sized butter-knife?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:10:00 No.111500036 Report

Quoted By: >>111500100 >>111500271

>>111499848

>combining elements of fighter and mage to create something not quite as good as either
>year 3232 of the forth age

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:11:00 No.111500057 Report

Quoted By: >>111500339

>>111499848
>>111499789
>Be alchemist
>Come across these tryhard magic sword faggots
>Transmute their swords to pure energy
>They explode

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:11:00 No.111500076 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500006
That Hobbit you just called fat? He’s skipping 2nd breakfast. That dwarf woman you just called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so that you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He’s been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs and large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That elf you just made fun of for crying? She just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Repost this if you’re against bullying in Middle-Earth.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Gandalf-You-Shall-Not-Pass-Ian-M (...).png, 151KiB, 631x346

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:11:00 No.111500095 Report

Quoted By:

AVADA KADAVRA

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1316394201373.png, 52KiB, 259x303

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:11:00 No.111500100 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500021
>>111500036
you only turn out that way if you're a faggot that can't level up properly

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:11:00 No.111500111 Report

Quoted By: >>111500218

>Year of fire elemental
>Not being a blood mage

Burn me, go ahead. I'll just use my own blood to heal me. Try harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:12:00 No.111500148 Report

Quoted By:

>Heading into an orc village whose patriarch killed my family
>Arrive at night
>Head into food storage, set it alight with a small fire spell
>It Collapses along with the common sleeping area near it
>A small group of hunters appeared outside of the tent
>Chameleon outside and slay them all with ice pikes
>Head to the Chiefs tent, while igniting all the tents along the way
>See the Chieftan with his head sorcerer
>Quickly mind-blast the sorcerer, killing him
>Pin the Chief down with boulders
>Reach for my blade to take his life
>Pull out spaghetti
>Run away crying, I now spend my days posting on /red/ on wizchan

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:12:00 No.111500173 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499026
>heroes III
mah nigga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:13:00 No.111500218 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500111

>implying my pyres don't have an aura of dispel magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:13:00 No.111500227 Report

Quoted By: >>111500353

>implying healing magic doesn't fall under the branch of necromancy

There's white necromancy and then there's black necromancy. A skilled necromancer will have vast knowledge of both. A weakling will limit himself to one.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1314226190324.jpg, 229KiB, 600x890

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:13:00 No.111500229 Report

Quoted By:

>Be muscle wizard
>Challenged to a duel
>Punch foe while he's channeling
>Beat the everloving shit out of him

You people should be drinking more raw egg shakes and doing more vigorous squat thrusts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:13:00 No.111500230 Report

Quoted By: >>111500510

YALL NIGGAS AINT BEEN COMING TO THE HARLEM MAGIC SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY HAVE YA? DAMN I WAS ALL LIKE ZAP MOTHAFUCKA YOUS A CHICKEN THEN ONE OF DEM UHM COOKIN' WIZARDS WAS LIKE ZAP MOTHAFUCKA YOUS FRIED CHICKEN THEN WE ALL ATE THAT BITCH.
FUCKIN' STRAIT WIZARDS UP IN THIS BITCH.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO thereproblem[1].jpg, 217KiB, 600x395

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:13:00 No.111500271 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500036
>he doesnt envelope his fists in ice and fire
>3rd decade of the Yinsow Rule

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1286581950492.png, 155KiB, 254x384

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:14:00 No.111500339 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500057
>implying I'll let you have my sword to put in your little hopscotch circles

keep trying old man, you bumblers can't touch me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:14:00 No.111500342 Report

Quoted By:

>necromancy
>not majoring in Demonology and minoring in pyromancy

Enjoy your cannon fodder skeleton shit. I'll be over here summoning 10 foot demon lords that fuck shit up with their 300 pound swords while burning down villages with my bare hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:14:00 No.111500348 Report

Quoted By: >>111500423

Stop feeding the troll guys.

Take your fucking thread where it belongs OP, on Wizchan.org

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:14:00 No.111500353 Report

Quoted By: >>111500797

>>111500227

>Healing
>Necromancy

Not anymore. get with the times.

I bet you still think Plutonic Plane is still classed as a realm.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 49734.jpg, 45KiB, 400x646

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:15:00 No.111500404 Report

Quoted By: >>111500882 >>111501355

Battle mages get all the elf pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:15:00 No.111500423 Report

Quoted By: >>111500773

>>111500348
>check link
I am really disappointed it doesn't exist.
someone correct this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:16:00 No.111500504 Report

Quoted By: >>111500559 >>111500630 >>111500656 >>111500723 >>111500747

>Study science instead of magic
>Actually learn how the world works
>Defeat powerful wizards through the magic of SCIENCE!

Have you ever opened a wormhole or even fused your brain with a super computer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:16:00 No.111500510 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500230
>Year of fire elemental
>not being a fried chickenmancer
ISHYGDDT

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1315364435413.jpg, 55KiB, 729x740

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:16:00 No.111500559 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500504

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:17:00 No.111500587 Report

Quoted By:

>>111499866
One that understands orcs are nigger sub-sentient scum that need to be exterminated. Fucking Kaballists running the royal council nowadays just want money to feed their dirty kaballistic ways.

Multiculturalism is a fucking scam by the kaballists, the only races that deserve any respect are humans and dwarves. Elves and orcs need to be genocided ASAP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:17:00 No.111500606 Report

Quoted By: >>111500730

>That feel when no spell book

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:17:00 No.111500630 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500504
>cast cone of chlorine
>no more science

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1311381079415.jpg, 40KiB, 675x612

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:17:00 No.111500636 Report

Quoted By:

>old generation magicfags hating on the new generation of Spellswords and Batlemages who've perfected their Esoteric Arts and also The Ways of Steel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:18:00 No.111500656 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500504
Have you ever made love to the woman of your dreams in a room full of money out in London and she screams?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO lolmagic.png, 178KiB, 593x467

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:18:00 No.111500699 Report

Quoted By: >>111501051 >>111502114

>>111499810

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO toomuch.gif, 56KiB, 351x336

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:18:00 No.111500720 Report

Quoted By:

>Be the Unholy Thunder God
>Live in this Old Tower in the woods
>Everyone is scared of coming close because of the rumors
>my visage when Im actually squatting in a friend's house while he's on vacation and I am only really good at basic low-level lightning envokments

Feels Pleasant, mortal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:18:00 No.111500723 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500504
>science over magic
>through the magic of SCIENCE!
Confirmed for apprentice scum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:18:00 No.111500730 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500606
>8th edition has noillusions

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO magicvsscience.jpg, 87KiB, 630x418

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:19:00 No.111500747 Report

Quoted By: >>111500893

>>111500504

I GET TO USE THIS IMAGE!

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6 Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:19:00 No.111500773 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500423
>implying it isn't enforce that any wizard specific websites and organizations that take place be taken down.

Somebody failed Wizard/Non-wizard relations 101

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:19:00 No.111500797 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500353
3.5 can lick my ass. It made perfect sense for healing to be a part of Necromancy.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1240958682393.jpg, 126KiB, 600x1105

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:20:00 No.111500809 Report

Quoted By: >>111500885 >>111500934

Necromancy is so mainstream, I study cryptozoolomancy.

It's pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:21:00 No.111500882 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500404
>Year of the fire elemental
>Caring about elf bitches

All those cunts ever do is bitch about humans when they aren't whoring themselves in our towers for money.

"OH YOU BURNED OUR TREES AND RAPED OUR PEOPLE, WE HATE YOU WAH WAH"

Get the fuck over it you whiny peasents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:21:00 No.111500885 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500809
Enjoy you're imaginary friends noobskie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:21:00 No.111500893 Report

Quoted By: >>111501228

>>111500747
>science bound by the laws of physics and chemical bondage
>magic bound by NOTHING

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:21:00 No.111500934 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500809
fucking shamans....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:23:00 No.111501051 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500699
Over 10 lunar cycles in paint

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:23:00 No.111501057 Report

Quoted By:

>master of gale magic
>can create vacuums in huge areas
>can push air so quickly that the pressure of the air pushing forward creates a sonic boom explosion
>able to fly
>able to pierce any armor
>ujelly?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO HeresyStamp.png, 79KiB, 350x350

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:23:00 No.111501108 Report

Quoted By:

this thread

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO HNI_0027_JPG.jpg, 36KiB, 500x244

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:24:00 No.111501203 Report

Quoted By: >>111501558

>That feel when your parents discover you're dating a hot orc girl you met at the academy, and have now disowned you and stopped paying your tuition.

I can't help it /wiz/, I love dat phat green ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:25:00 No.111501228 Report

Quoted By: >>111501324

>>111500893
>He doesn't know the effect that SCIENCE! has on magic!

Somebody never played Arcanum or Mage: The Ascension. SCIENCE! weakens the collective strength and scope of magic over time.

In a few decades there will be no magic left. Only the logical structure of our universe unheeded by the lawlessness of your sorcery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:25:00 No.111501284 Report

Quoted By: >>111501447 >>111502122

>born to a pauper's existence
>given tutelage by a master assassin
>learn poisons and stealth
>accidentally the Mage's Tower
>become an avatar of the God of Night
Avatar master race reporting in. Sure is great knowing that I have the backing of an immortal deity that controls the very fabric of the universe. Have fun with your pithy potions and scrolls, I'm off to do the bidding of a GOD!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:26:00 No.111501324 Report

Quoted By: >>111501719

>>111501228
>science
>implying I won't drop a few hundred cows on your buildings

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 465px-Ff11-red-mage.jpg, 55KiB, 465x600

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:26:00 No.111501355 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500404
>In Enfeebling class
>Wood Elf sitting next asks to borrow my ink quill
>She wants to fuck

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO wizardfeel.png, 40KiB, 294x426

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:26:00 No.111501375 Report

Quoted By: >>111501503 >>111502114

That feel when no succubus summon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:27:00 No.111501447 Report

Quoted By: >>111502094

>>111501284
>year of the fire elemental
>serving gods

I seriously hope you blokes don't do this. They just want your precious life force and will discard you for another once you've outlived your usefulness.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Dragon_Rider_by_NuMioH.jpg, 91KiB, 1000x672

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:27:00 No.111501479 Report

Quoted By: >>111501651 >>111501737

>year of the fire elemental
>not being a dragon rider

Enjoy you little spells faggots. I'll just be sitting on the back of my friend here while he tears you to pieces while you chant some stupid shit like you usually do.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1309369058947.png, 100KiB, 250x250

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:28:00 No.111501503 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501375
>that feel when I am selling succubus scrolls outside the classroom for 50gp a pop

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO ROL_VinciPoster_HalfRes.jpg, 979KiB, 1130x1500

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:28:00 No.111501543 Report

Quoted By:

Technomancer here. Ya'll faggots can suck my Tesla reactor.

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6 Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:28:00 No.111501558 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501203
I know that feel.

I got this Troll messing with me and shit and the only reason I haven't frosted him to the ice age is....his advances are adorably awkward.

Might go out with him if I can't bag a paladin by the next cycle...

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO saboo.jpg, 418KiB, 1200x804

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:28:00 No.111501565 Report

Quoted By:

>year 3232 of the fourth age
>Not being a Shaman on The Board of Shamen
You faggots know nothing of The Crunch!

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO paladinprot[1].jpg, 36KiB, 284x350

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:29:00 No.111501594 Report

Quoted By: >>111501715 >>111501877 >>111501901

>>111496796
Enjoy sucking at both things.
Paladin master race. Obey, worship and fear the gods or I'll come after you. Besides, bitches love knights in shinning armor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:29:00 No.111501651 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501479
lol dragon riders have no heads[/zpoiler]

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Idrinkvodkalikeidrinkwomen.jpg, 20KiB, 300x213

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:29:00 No.111501659 Report

Quoted By:

>be hispanic
>everyone thinks I study black arts or alchemy
>mfw I'm actually a time warlock with a bitching set of elemental familars

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO lol-face.png, 11KiB, 487x269

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:30:00 No.111501684 Report

Quoted By:

Implying anything but shamanistic/druidic magic is worth 2 shits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:30:00 No.111501715 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501594
>implying no chastity

only fags become paladins bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:30:00 No.111501719 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501324
>implying I won't already have vaporized you or destroyed the linings of your lungs with poison gas while you channel your spell

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO guts27.jpg, 30KiB, 400x417

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:30:00 No.111501737 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501479
>shoot my arm-mounted crossbow
>the bolt catches your pansy ass in the neck and you sail off that overgrown lizard gurgling down to your doom
>so fucks given by both parties

Wanderer here, you guys don't know shit. Fuck your magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:30:00 No.111501740 Report

Quoted By:

Knight here.
You're all faggots.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO treehouseofhorrorv4.png, 312KiB, 512x384

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:32:00 No.111501877 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501594
>shinning

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Carsomyr_5[1].jpg, 2KiB, 61x56

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:33:00 No.111501901 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501594
>Carsomyr is a weapon of legend, perhaps one of the most powerful blades ever forged on Faerun, though its origin and history is thought purposefully forgotten, such that the sword itself never overshadow the importance of the struggles that must be fought today. It is infused with the very essence of virtue, and requires as much from any paladin that would hope to wield it. The evils of the Realms must truly stand aside when this weapon is brought to bear, their magic dispelled with a word, steadfastly resisted with ease. Carsomyr also harbors a special distaste for the forces of evil and chaos, and such creatures must fear additional damage from its touch in battle.

bro, let us remove the unholy magic together

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 15342981.jpg, 818KiB, 700x939

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:33:00 No.111501911 Report

Quoted By: >>111502006 >>111502053 >>111502078 >>111502157 >>111502555 >>111502636

>spend years trying to get with pretty witches
>they all reject me for the warriors, paladins and grand wizards
>work day and night, rain and snow, studying my magic
>finally able to summon a succubus and bind her to my soul, finally achieving a pretty soulmate
>summon beautiful and kind-looking succubus
>bind her instantly
>she's actually really mean to me and constantly teases me about the way I cast my magic
>can never be with anyone because she's bound to my soul
>am no longer a virgin so I can never increase my wizard powers at level 30

Fuck you /v/, you led me to believe this would fix everything....My life is ruined, give me one good reason I shouldn't just end it all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:34:00 No.111501985 Report

Quoted By: >>111502075 >>111502868

>Me and my buddy taking exam to be taught magic
>he passes with flying colors and I told I have no talent with magic
>all i can do is summon astral weapons
>I become my bros body gaurd and the other mages make fun of me all day
>at least the guards here are bros

Why are mages and wizards and shit so douchey to others that aren't man I am just here to help my bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:34:00 No.111501995 Report

Quoted By: >>111502328

Requesting more signatures for an archive request.
Come on you knaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:34:00 No.111502006 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501911
>He didn't just unbind his soul.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1310192015792.jpg, 37KiB, 251x241

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.111502043 Report

Quoted By:

>Cat familiar is a real asshole all the time
>Finally decide to slap his shit
>Try to polymorph him into a human
>Only affects his head
>His face when

I will never know how it feels to have an awesome cuddly bat familiar ;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.111502053 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501911
Your succubus is clearly in love with you, just hiding it through teasing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.111502057 Report

Quoted By:

>>not Studying to be a professional enchanter

enjoy getting butt devastated by monsters while I make a fortune selling enchanted pieces of wood and metal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.111502075 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501985
Ever see Dragon Age 2? Yep, I went there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.111502078 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501911
you need to teach that succubitch some manners

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.111502094 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501447
U jelly cuz I get high level divine spells for free? Enjoy your lifetime of study gettin' no pussy. I'll be off sneaking through maidens windows and tapping hot princess and courtesan ass faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.111502097 Report

Quoted By: >>111502287

>alchemy class
>spend one night dicking around with sulfur and charcoal
>make incredibly explosive powder that REQUIRES NO MAGIC AT ALL TO FUNCTION
>show it to professor
>kicked out the class immediately
magic is for fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.111502109 Report

Quoted By:

I've always been told that magic is the hardest for the orcs but we have great strength. My grandfather was an orc, grandmother was human. My father was half orc/human and my mother is full blooded elf. The cross breed between these races and the knowledge I carry is so great its almost unbearable. I never learned how to become a magician. I've always handled situations with brute strength and cunning. My steady longbow no normal man or elf can pull back because of my orc sides strength. The cunning of a human and the elf makes me able to think fast on my feet. The stamina of the orc makes me impossible to take down. And the agility of the elf to make my dodging and quickness unrivaled. I've been told I'll live hundreds of years, maybe thousands so soon I will learn sorcery and enslave this petty world.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 2[1].jpg, 165KiB, 600x800

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.111502112 Report

Quoted By: >>111502202 >>111502287

The dwarven race was here. Destroying giants, dragons and creatures of the underworld with big fucking axes, manly beards and lots of ale, all while building glorious cities with complex arquitecture and works of art.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO megustamagic.png, 148KiB, 518x558

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:35:00 No.111502114 Report

Quoted By:

>>111500699
>>111501375

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:36:00 No.111502122 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501284
>Doing the bidding of a god
>Laughing_Nchylbar.scr

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO aza2.jpg, 158KiB, 501x720

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:36:00 No.111502141 Report

Quoted By: >>111502276

Dohoho, come my brethren. Look how the children play with their steel sticks and sparkly tricks. As is they know any real power.

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6 Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:36:00 No.111502157 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501911
Dude, seriously quick fix?

Go head into dark magic. You're already corrupted I'm guessing might as well reap the benefits.

Or become an Incubus, whatever floats your boat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:37:00 No.111502202 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502112
Don't forget about our fine woman, I met this fine lass with a beard as long as mine!

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO sidorovitch lowballs an artifact.jpg, 31KiB, 387x378

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:37:00 No.111502207 Report

Quoted By: >>111502507

>not putting your phylactery in the fridge

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:37:00 No.111502262 Report

Quoted By:

I'm starting to think that none of you faggots actually like magic. Seriously /wiz/ is there at least one school of magic you all like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:37:00 No.111502276 Report

Quoted By: >>111502397

>>111502141
Go back to sleep dumb-dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:38:00 No.111502287 Report

Quoted By: >>111503083

>>111502112
hey, would you guys like to try out my powder I posted about here (>>111502097)?

no faggotty magic required, and you could probably make a whoop-ass kinetic weapon with some iron balls or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:38:00 No.111502328 Report

Quoted By: >>111502481

>>111501995
link

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 571188-robeandwizardhat_super.jpg, 40KiB, 406x450

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:38:00 No.111502349 Report

Quoted By: >>111503451

>Be a high level elven druid.
>Laugh at all the clueless sops who are learned in demon magic.

Have fun losing your eternal soul to a shoggoth and burning in a lake of fire, I will be here controlling beasts and getting all the elven wenches, while you are mauled to death for forgetting to cast Protect against Evil.

PS:Enjoy the pillar of skulls, It was in the fine print of that contract you signed

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO nyarlathotep.jpg, 64KiB, 354x800

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:39:00 No.111502397 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502276
Take care to know you're place, ape.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO wiz-khalifa-3.jpg, 96KiB, 331x500

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:39:00 No.111502406 Report

Quoted By: >>111502473

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO dsa.jpg, 213KiB, 1024x768

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:39:00 No.111502416 Report

Quoted By:

>magic
>2011

get with the times, grand pa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:39:00 No.111502424 Report

Quoted By:

Hey guys I just picked up Summoning, who else uses this magic? It seems kind of tough, but I'm sure I'll get the hang of it! So, any tips for a newbie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:40:00 No.111502473 Report

Quoted By: >>111503118

>>111502406
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:40:00 No.111502481 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502328
http://chanarchive.org/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:40:00 No.111502498 Report

Quoted By: >>111502807

>2011
>Not throwing your enemy's attacks back at them

Blue Mage Master Race. We have both attack AND healing spells.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Superman_-_Super_Friends_01[2].jpg, 18KiB, 391x377

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:40:00 No.111502507 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502207
>not putting your assistant in the fridge
do you not want fresh test parts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:40:00 No.111502527 Report

Quoted By:

>that feel when I have no powers

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO succube.jpg, 14KiB, 400x225

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:41:00 No.111502555 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501911
You guys just can't pick the right Succubus. Most are more truly faithful then any human girls, considering need life energy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:41:00 No.111502576 Report

Quoted By:

>End of the 3rd Era
>Not serving Daedric Princes

I might hope that you goldfish don't do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:42:00 No.111502621 Report

Quoted By:

>Implying Golemancy isn't the best school of magic.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your chair coming to life and strangling you.

I didn't even tell him too. He just hates you that much.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1316752860134.jpg, 25KiB, 384x286

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:42:00 No.111502628 Report

Quoted By:

I thought this was an Academagia thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:42:00 No.111502636 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501911
Nigger, you've got a tsundere succubus in your hands.

You better fucking like that shit.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1314578957872.jpg, 62KiB, 768x1024

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:42:00 No.111502685 Report

Quoted By: >>111502768 >>111502965 >>111503260

>mfw my claymore cleaves through you faster than you can utter a single blessing
WHAT'S THAT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ROBE WEARING PRICKS? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME PLANTING MY FOREHEAD AGAINST YOUR TINY BABY SKULL.
JESUS CHRIST MAN, GET ON MY LEVEL. I'M FUCKING WOMEN WITH THE STAMINA AND FEROCITY OF THE FUCKLOPHELLIAC FOREST'S WHOREMANCERS

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 78d3eb9baebb-xl.jpg, 162KiB, 1000x667

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:43:00 No.111502704 Report

Quoted By:

Red Mage master race.

Because you'll never be perfect at anything, so be good at everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:43:00 No.111502719 Report

Quoted By:

>Being a thief
>Having a wiz roomie
>Stealing all his grimoires
>Actually learn how to multiply booze

Now he is mad because I throw parties with all the bros everynight, I even tried to hook him up with a wench but he insisted on staying in his room with his succubus. I just want him to be a bro too...

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO demons-laughing.jpg, 33KiB, 448x304

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:43:00 No.111502720 Report

Quoted By:

>be black mage
>have the decency to remember all my spells but even with mana buff, rapid, cast and spell speed x10 my spells take forever to cast
>sell my staff and rod because their fucking useless and do not help at all and decide to become a gun-mage
>M-16 with armor piercing bullets and 6 different elemental resistances later I'm dominating all my missions and I'm now second in command of my guild
>get called hipster

is it really my fault that I got along with the times?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO shaman_4.jpg, 33KiB, 306x447

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:43:00 No.111502758 Report

Quoted By:

Shaman here.

Your masters and their masters learned from me.
Come to my side of town to see some real shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:43:00 No.111502768 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502685
I created you and I can destroy you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:44:00 No.111502786 Report

Quoted By:

>Studying magic at all
>Not being a manly 2h warrior master class

Sure is weakling betafag in here.

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6 Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:44:00 No.111502807 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502498
Face off against a dragon and tell me how that goes.

Totally iced a fire dragon...that I poisoned...and floorfrosted and it was fresh out of the egg.

I'm saying a baby dragon would put you in a necromancer's grip.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1277079573597.jpg, 201KiB, 700x525

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:44:00 No.111502819 Report

Quoted By: >>111502922

>PHD in arithmetic
>100,00 gold starting
>Any profession I want

Good luck finding a decent paying profession, magicfags.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO daydream-wizard-j-w-baker.jpg, 65KiB, 525x700

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:44:00 No.111502827 Report

Quoted By: >>111503217

Astral Wizard here. How does it know feeling I can kill you when I'm asleep, physical limitations are for mortalfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:45:00 No.111502868 Report

Quoted By:

>>111501985
Alright I got another story
>My bro gets sent on a quest to gather Alchemy materials
>He has now specialized in Summoning magic
>pokes fun that he specialized in something I can kinda do
>he is still a novice
>Bandits come to attack
>buddy summons bear
>bear kills bandits and goes berserk
>summon a daedric two handed sword and cleave the bear in half
>my buddy shit himself

I laughed all the way home, then we had some mead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:45:00 No.111502870 Report

Quoted By:

anyone else want to play magicka after reading this thread? :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:45:00 No.111502922 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502819
>PHD in arithmetic
>100,00
I don't think so, Tim.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO gingerbread.jpg, 48KiB, 600x600

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:46:00 No.111502965 Report

Quoted By: >>111503125 >>111503213

>>111502685

silly warriors, expecting any wizard worth his salt NOT to have a damage to mana shield on at all times?

How about we let you kill a couple of goblins by yourself? I bet that would make you feel real good about yourself, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:46:00 No.111502968 Report

Quoted By: >>111503189

>Not studying storm magic
ISHYGDDT

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO The Quest.jpg, 323KiB, 2326x1336

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:46:00 No.111502996 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck you beta males can't handle this god damn party. Take your barbarian having- cleric healing pussies away from my presence.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Mist_dragon_DS.jpg, 78KiB, 1277x957

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:47:00 No.111503057 Report

Quoted By:

>2nd Cycle of the Moon
>Not majoring in summoning

I'm sorry, I can't hear your rebuttal over the sound of my Elemental Dragon eating your face.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 465[1].gif, 22KiB, 1168x872

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:47:00 No.111503083 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502287

By Moradin! so much potential!

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1312608815788.jpg, 14KiB, 300x342

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:47:00 No.111503118 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502473
That's almost the gayest fucking thing I've ever seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:47:00 No.111503122 Report

Quoted By:

>Not pirating all your grimoires

What is this trade you talk about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:47:00 No.111503125 Report

Quoted By: >>111503284

>>111502965
I WILL BREAK YOUR MANA IN HALF, JUST LIKE I BROKE YOUR FAMILIAR WITH MY DICK.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 720.jpg, 206KiB, 768x916

SpoilerClick to view

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:48:00 No.111503137 Report

Quoted By: >>111503663

Hehehehehehe!

Mind cooonnnntrrrrOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOW

HAHA!

Ahem. HEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Mind contr(snicker)control mage here, HEHEHEHEHE.

Works like a DDRGGGGGG charm, shame that HAHAAHAHHAA lost a bit of WOOOHYAAAAHAHAHAH my own in the process... HMHMHMHM!!!

But comes in handy when HEHE succubi aren't being very... hm... hmhm... HMHMHMHMHMHM... agreeable...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:48:00 No.111503182 Report

Quoted By: >>111503269

>>111500000
>>111500000
>>111500000
>>111500000
>>111500000
>>111500000
>>111500000
>>111500000
>>111500000
>>111500000
>>111500000
>>111500000

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6 Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:48:00 No.111503189 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502968
>storm magic
>maintain cold front at all time
>checkmate

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:48:00 No.111503213 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502965
So you want us to drain your mana completely and THEN murder you to shit while you can't do anything but cower? Sounds good.

Hope that first spell is a winner, bud, cause that's all you get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:48:00 No.111503217 Report

Quoted By: >>111503402

>>111502827
>implying Astral work isn't the fucking basics of wizardy

get lost tryhard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:49:00 No.111503260 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502685
oh knave, thou best jist.
my side arm, blessed with the veiny wraith of ktulu has slain whores of you're flock all the many. I invite, you, bring, thyine family crest towards battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:49:00 No.111503269 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503182
Fucking technomancers

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO magi-chan.jpg, 333KiB, 1142x1600

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:49:00 No.111503284 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503125

Sure, sure, warrior-san! Whatever you say- *pff* Ahahaha! I couldn't even get through that with a straight face! How ridiculous!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:50:00 No.111503317 Report

Quoted By:

>Studying magic
Must suck not being Sorcerer master-race.

The endless hours studying, the pale skin, the weak physic and social awkwardness of studying Wizardry.

Thankfully, I don't have to deal with that shit. You know why? Because I'm a fucking sorcerer. Magic is my bitch. I tell the universe to make a fireball, it makes a fireball, I tell it to make it night and it's night, I tell it to get me a beer and it gets me a fucking beer. All while never needing to read or study once.

Gives me time for important things, like women. But you've never been with an actual women, just evil and chaos taking the shape of one so it can take your soul. Might as well still be a virgin.

Teddyhands !!gQYFtCw/Zqk

Teddyhands !!gQYFtCw/Zqk Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:50:00 No.111503337 Report

Quoted By: >>111503519

>>111509576
>not being a chronomage
Faggot.
Also, enjoy your burnt toast tomorrow

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO priestly-720770.gif, 27KiB, 236x298

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:50:00 No.111503367 Report

Quoted By:

Joseph priestly here

Alchemy is for faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:50:00 No.111503379 Report

Quoted By: >>111503470 >>111503522 >>111503553 >>111503659 >>111503693 >>111503777

I... I'm a scientist... can I join?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:51:00 No.111503402 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503217
>implying you've ever walked any of the Infinite Realms of Possibility. Just so you know, I'm writing this in an infinite number of tomes on an infinite number of days and I ain't even trying

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1309031792688.jpg, 95KiB, 500x375

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:51:00 No.111503451 Report

Quoted By:

>>111502349
>flower picking nature loving druid getting bitches
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:51:00 No.111503470 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503379
a what?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 530716717243195.png, 6KiB, 133x175

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:52:00 No.111503519 Report

Quoted By: >>111503737

>>111503337
Didn't we just have this same fucking discussion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:52:00 No.111503522 Report

Quoted By: >>111503873

>>111503379
>Scientist
Oh look, it's the faggot mortals

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:53:00 No.111503553 Report

Quoted By: >>111503728

>>111503379
D-, Do you make potions or something? What's a scientist?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1317002896588.jpg, 158KiB, 535x437

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:53:00 No.111503555 Report

Quoted By: >>111503780

MFW people buy power at the cost of their own will and soul from demons and some such.

MFW people don't realize the world is a well of power and you must merely ask for it to lend you it's power and it will oblige through it's endless generosity.

laughingtreesprites.jpg

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO berserk_-_guts.png, 365KiB, 304x489

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:53:00 No.111503611 Report

Quoted By: >>111503786 >>111504918

Berserker here.

Now I may not haave the fancy light shows some of you wizards and mages have, but if it bleeds I can kill it.

And then some.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:54:00 No.111503659 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503379
Go doodle numbers and talk about things you can't see scifag. The adults are summoning gods and bending reality to their will. Except for the hurr durr warriors who are still trying to figure out if they should use the big sword or the big sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:54:00 No.111503663 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503137
mildly impressive.

Seems a steep payoff, though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:54:00 No.111503693 Report

Quoted By: >>111503847 >>111503928

>>111503379
*pfft*
it's just the lazy humans try to imply alchemy is an advanced magik. ignore the fools. do not feed the trolls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:55:00 No.111503728 Report

Quoted By: >>111504100

>>111503553
We cure diseases like smallpox and blow up cities in our spare time

Teddyhands !!gQYFtCw/Zqk

Teddyhands !!gQYFtCw/Zqk Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:55:00 No.111503737 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503519
Not yet.
But you lost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:55:00 No.111503755 Report

Quoted By:

>get a necromancy tome off the black market
>all excited
>cast a raise undead minion spell
>booming voice shouts, "THOU SHALL NOT SUMMON"

What the fuck is wrong? I'm pretty sure I have all the talismans and sacrifices necessary.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1311760645966.png, 479KiB, 449x401

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:55:00 No.111503777 Report

Quoted By: >>111503912

>>111503379
>science
>he's still in preschool

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:55:00 No.111503778 Report

Quoted By: >>111504127

>Studying Chronomancy

>Go back several decades and wipe out an entire village
>The rune "_" is removed from the alphabet

>Go back one day and step on a bug
>The sun stops rising

Fuck this utia_aw Terra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:55:00 No.111503780 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503555
Like in that Dragon Ore X tomes from when we were children or young adults? No one can call upon the planet to lend them strength? except geo mancers, druids, elementals, and then some.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:55:00 No.111503786 Report

Quoted By: >>111504089

>>111503611
Yeah, but you'll need one of us so you don't destroy yourself.
I'm willing to work for 500g per battle.

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6

Frosty !LChzpGFoI6 Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:56:00 No.111503847 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503693
>do not feed the trolls
>ohshitknavewhatartthoudoing.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:56:00 No.111503865 Report

Quoted By:

Arcane Scientist here... I-Its not like I like your silly magic you stupid! I just happened to find a ruin with some runes on it damn...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:56:00 No.111503873 Report

Quoted By: >>111503950 >>111504186

>>111503522
>mortals
not at the rate we're going.

ever heard of cells? of course not, your too busy trying to recharge your mana just to light a candle with your dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:57:00 No.111503912 Report

Quoted By: >>111504269

>>111503777
>Magic
>He's not preparing for the inevitable

Your parlor tricks won't impress anyone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:57:00 No.111503928 Report

Quoted By: >>111504325

>>111503693
>Do not feed the trolls

Then what do you suggest I defend my dungeon with when they all starve?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:58:00 No.111503950 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503873
> of course not, your too busy trying to recharge your mana just to light a candle with your dick

I hope the old neckbear wizards didn't read this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:58:00 No.111503952 Report

Quoted By:

>turn three coppers into gold
>Buy a fine dagger for almost nothing
>Cashier at BladeStop wonders why there are three coppers in the register after an hour

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:58:00 No.111503982 Report

Quoted By:

wow, I didn't think being a cosmic warlock would be so hard. why didn't anyone tell me this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:58:00 No.111503988 Report

Quoted By:

>Not studying to become a Geomancer
>Not being to impale your enemy with spikes, shatter & shake the earth beneath them, or bring a mountain down atop of them.
>Not having skin tough enough turn aside the finest blades.
>Not retiring after years of adventuring to raise a farm and family.
ISHYGDDT

Just stay the fuck away from large bodies of water. It never ends well.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO forest_of_trees-1262[1].jpg, 55KiB, 412x480

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:58:00 No.111504026 Report

Quoted By:

Ranger here.

lol hey guise

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:59:00 No.111504045 Report

Quoted By: >>111504847

HOLY SHIT!
FUCK

FUCK SHIT FUCK DICKS ASS CUNT FUCK SHIT

SERVANT OF CHAOS HERE FUCK WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA SHIT

WHY THE FUCK DID I SIGN UP FOR THIS AAAAAHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:59:00 No.111504087 Report

Quoted By: >>111504267 >>111504840 >>111505177

>Be Druid
>Have hot spirit of the forest girlfriend
>Have awesome wolfbro familiar
Dear god I am so glad I took druid arts. Me n my gf are gonna go on an expedition to the emerald keep up on the northern mountains. Anyone want to join in? We'll split the loot equally.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:59:00 No.111504089 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503786
I dare say, magebrethren, going insane for sheer power doth pose a problem from time to time.

You have a point, and I do enjoy working with the mage folk.

Why just last week, when battling an ice orge, my companion saw fit to cast a fire enchantment sleep upon my sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:59:00 No.111504100 Report

Quoted By: >>111504422

>>111503728
Oh, so you're like me when I was going through puberty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 07:59:00 No.111504127 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503778

>Studying chronomancy without understanding chaos theory beforehand

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:00:00 No.111504186 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503873
He thinks we still need to charge mana. I just use soulsuck, infinite mana

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:01:00 No.111504267 Report

Quoted By: >>111504508

>>111504087
Yiff in the underworld!

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO reggie_i_dunno.jpg, 27KiB, 500x333

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:01:00 No.111504269 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503912
Awww poor baby. It's so cute how he plays with his chemistry set thinking he'll find true power. Little does he know that many have beat him to the punch long before he was even spermatoza.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:02:00 No.111504325 Report

Quoted By:

>>111503928
>2011
>caring for trolls
>not using mind control or sex and bribery to have taurens and orc warlords guarding you're dungeons and kingdoms
>not have you're familars constatly buff you're domain with anti hexes, charms and buff spells
>not having you're supply of food come from H-mart

Oh man, it's like I'm in community college all over again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:02:00 No.111504333 Report

Quoted By: >>111504436 >>111504503

Enchanter/Blacksmith looking for warrior to help gather rare metals and make high quality weapons, first payment will include well my first sword anyone interested?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:03:00 No.111504422 Report

Quoted By:

>>111504100
you funny guy

what's gonna happen when one of you magical retards breaks the planes of the universe with some spell? gonna crawl back to me with your useless sticks and pretty jems?
>inb4 conspiracy loon
ITS OBVIOUS MAGIC WILL STOP WORKING ONE DAY, THAT SHIT IS WAY TO UNSTABLE, THERE IS PROOF EVERYWHERE GODDAMN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:03:00 No.111504436 Report

Quoted By:

>>111504333
>Summon sword spell
Done bro, now hows about that gold?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1310143772091.jpg, 288KiB, 1024x1366

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:04:00 No.111504503 Report

Quoted By:

>>111504333
Let's see your finer works then we'll talk about business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:04:00 No.111504508 Report

Quoted By:

>>111504267
>he thinks forest spirits are beast-men
>chortling_ents.scrl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:04:00 No.111504524 Report

Quoted By:

> 4th age

> not being an antimage

you mages act all tough, but you all burn the same when I ignite your mana reserves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgIvq6lXScg

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Pathfinder_Goblin2_200.jpg, 8KiB, 200x210

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:05:00 No.111504558 Report

Quoted By: >>111504696 >>111504846

>Come back to dorm from classes, only to find my goblin familiar, Gunther, has drawn phallic objects all over my walls in crayon
>Slap him, he feels bad and hugs my leg
>Meh, I'll let it go and cast a remove crayon marking spell, and tell him to never do it again.
>Come back the next day, he did it again
>Bad Gunther, you're going in the cage

I just don't know what to do with him /wiz/, I can't get rid of him, he's been a huge bro the past few years, despite being mischievous, like all goblins. But he's my familiar and I love him like a child.

Any tips on goblin discipline?

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 1278115489733.png, 95KiB, 250x250

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:06:00 No.111504647 Report

Quoted By:

>month of plague
>trying to summon ANY kind of familiar
>my face

By Asgeth's chin, I'd have better luck pulling booze from a boulder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:06:00 No.111504696 Report

Quoted By:

>>111504558
He is just going throu "that age". Take him to a goblin strip club.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:07:00 No.111504776 Report

Quoted By:

>be a cleric
>specialize being an Inquisitor
>have my own minions, cast smiting holy magics, protection from foul magics and torture people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:08:00 No.111504799 Report

Quoted By:

Magic Police here, a bunch of wizards getting arrested in here.
Thanks for your Soul Links bros, an Magic Officer is teleporting near you in five seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:08:00 No.111504840 Report

Quoted By:

>>111504087
listen buddy, I'm happy that you're hippy magik gets you by. I still like to go to the everglades every now and then and stop time so I can enjoy you're whipping willow ashes in my pipe. but trust me bro, speaking as a lvl - 300 grand wizard you DO NOT want a relationship sexual relationship with you're familar. having to sort out leading combat tatics and dinner is a ungodly hassle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:08:00 No.111504846 Report

Quoted By:

>>111504558

You can't coddle them. You let them know you're the boss, and you make sure they know it. You can pal around after he gets the idea.

And if that doesn't work, there are always those obedience spell collars.

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO Nurgle_Champion[1].jpg, 267KiB, 500x672

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:08:00 No.111504847 Report

Quoted By:

>>111504045
Papa Nurgle always rewards his followers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:09:00 No.111504918 Report

Quoted By: >>111505166

>>111503611
>Calls himself a berserker
>While using armor
>laughingsuccubi.scrl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:12:00 No.111505166 Report

Quoted By:

>>111504918
>.scrl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 08:12:00 No.111505177 Report

Quoted By:

>>111504087
Fucking hippie

Capcode	All Only User Posts Only Verified Posts Only Moderator Posts Only Manager Posts Only Admin Posts Only Developer Posts Only Founder Posts
Show Posts	All Only With Images Only Without Images Only Spoiler Images Only Non-Spoiler Images
Deleted Posts	All Only Deleted Posts Only Non-Deleted Posts
Ghost Posts	All Only Ghost Posts Only Non-Ghost Posts
Post Type	All Only Sticky Threads Only Opening Posts Only Reply Posts
Results	All Grouped By Threads
Order	Latest Posts First Oldest Posts First

On these archives

Your latest searches