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Anonymous !!e4ykE8fPEjy Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:28:00 No.111511626 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>111512679 >>111512719 >>111514332 >>111521231 >>111521597

>Go to your sister's room
>Hug her from behind
>Tell her I love you and want to play video games with you
>Post results

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:29:00 No.111511712 Report

Quoted By: >>111512009 >>111512068

First, its 12:30 am. She's probably sleeping
Second, I don't have a sister
Third, videogames

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:32:00 No.111512009 Report

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>>111511712

THEN WHO WAS SLEEP

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:33:00 No.111512068 Report

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>>111511712
>First, its 12:30 am. She's probably sleeping

Not if you live in Europe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:35:00 No.111512213 Report

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She'd probably just tell me to go away since it's late

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:36:00 No.111512322 Report

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My sister lives a timezone away from me man. Your fucking move OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:41:00 No.111512679 Report

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>>111511626
OP wants her brother to come and hug her and knows he browses /v/
How do I know this? I am her brother!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:42:00 No.111512719 Report

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>>111511626
OP wants her brother to come and hug her and knows he browses /v/
How do I know this? I am her brother!
>mfw i wont do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:42:00 No.111512756 Report

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One's a 5 hour drive away

The other's in another state altogether

Also it's late so they'd probably say no

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:43:00 No.111512821 Report

Quoted By: >>111513692

I wish I had a sister to hug...or family...
im batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:44:00 No.111512884 Report

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>No sister

Do I hug the roommate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:45:00 No.111512958 Report

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Fuck that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:45:00 No.111512960 Report

Quoted By: >>111513106

The people who actually have sisters wont do this shit because its creepy as fuck.

Go back to your incest hentai.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:46:00 No.111513042 Report

Quoted By: >>111519462

my sister only plays league of legends and im not going to play with a babbie peasent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:47:00 No.111513106 Report

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>>111512960
I wouldn't mind, but she's in school now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:48:00 No.111513177 Report

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Sister has her own house and I ain't walking all the way there... Plus, she's probably at work anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:54:00 No.111513692 Report

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>>111512821
>Batman.
>Not have a family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:55:00 No.111513757 Report

Quoted By: >>111513798

>>111513692
They all look so grumpy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:56:00 No.111513798 Report

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>>111513757
It runs in the family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:56:00 No.111513805 Report

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I haven't bought Amnesia yet because my sister wants to watch me playthrough it for the first time when we both go back home and see each other for the first time in a year

Gonna play through it on Christmas Eve for shits

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:59:00 No.111514019 Report

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>that feel when my brother browses /tg/ and not /v/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 09:59:00 No.111514025 Report

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>went to sister's room
>it's empty
>look around to make sure
>notice her laptop is on
>see open aim
>flirt with random people as her
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:00:00 No.111514076 Report

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I did.
I went to her room, hugged her and said "OP loves me and wants to play games with me".
Now she won't talk to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:01:00 No.111514115 Report

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It's 1 AM and I'm not driving to her house to ask if she'll play vidya

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:01:00 No.111514163 Report

Quoted By: >>111514691 >>111515108 >>111519031

>Bursted into her room
>Hugged my 10 yo sister from behind
>Ask her about videogames
>She looks up to me and giggles
>mfw she starts to sing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_-Kx5oV9Y

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:02:00 No.111514197 Report

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>H.hey, what the fuck? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING PERV
>DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FUCKING LOSER PIECE OF SHIT THIS ISNT ONE OF YOU FUCKING ANIME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU EVER COME IN MY ROOM AGAIN OR TOUCH ME ILL FUCKING KILL.

True story

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:02:00 No.111514215 Report

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lol OP i will be sure to do this next time i see her and start a thread just like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:03:00 No.111514332 Report

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>>111511626
>2011
>watching too much incest hentai

McBalderus

McBalderus Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:05:00 No.111514413 Report

Quoted By: >>111514514 >>111515021 >>111517886

>Sister used to molest and occasionally rape me when I was younger

FUCK
DAT
SHIT

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:06:00 No.111514514 Report

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>>111514413
Here we go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:07:00 No.111514610 Report

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>implying I have a sister
>implying my childhood wasn't lonely

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:08:00 No.111514691 Report

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>>111514163
Is there more like this?! D:

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:09:00 No.111514742 Report

Quoted By: >>111515199 >>111515246

>Go to sister's room
>Hug her from behind
>tell her I love her and I want to play videogames with her
>she's startled
>Puts a hand on my arm
>Slowly backs into me, the soft shape of her bottom pressing against me
>feel her ass cheeks engulf my slowly hardening cock through the cloth of her pajama bottoms
>"Mom and dad still out?" She asks.
>"Yeah."
>"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:09:00 No.111514751 Report

Quoted By: >>111514933 >>111515204

>go to my sister's room
>hug her from behind
>tell her I love her and want to play video games with her
>she tells me she has to finish her homework
>we're going to play some Prince of Persia (the 2008 version, her favourite video game) on my PS3 when she does

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:12:00 No.111514933 Report

Quoted By: >>111515028

>>111514751
casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:13:00 No.111515021 Report

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>>111514413
>implying that's a bad thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:13:00 No.111515028 Report

Quoted By: >>111515320 >>111516452

>>111514933

She may be, but she's still my only sister.

(Also she's eight, what did you expect, Demon's Souls?)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:14:00 No.111515108 Report

Quoted By: >>111515179

>>111515036
you're alittle late, dude.
>>111514163

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:15:00 No.111515159 Report

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But my sister's already in my room playing Persona

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:15:00 No.111515164 Report

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ITT nobody actually does this and makes shit up instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:15:00 No.111515179 Report

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>>111515108
god damn it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:15:00 No.111515199 Report

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>>111514742
b-back that ass up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:15:00 No.111515204 Report

Quoted By: >>111515307 >>111515412 >>111518765

>>111514751
>PoP 2008
>not Warrior Within

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:16:00 No.111515246 Report

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>>111514742

HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:17:00 No.111515307 Report

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>>111515204
>WW
>not SoT or T2T

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:17:00 No.111515320 Report

Quoted By: >>111515412

>>111515028

She's eight, man. She loves the fairy-tale feel of 2008. Somehow I doubt she'd like Warrior Within.

(Also, I have to translate it to her since she doesn't understand much English yet. It's adorable as fuck.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:17:00 No.111515332 Report

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>walk into her room
>tell he I love her and want to play video games with her
>we spend a happy night playing video game

Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:18:00 No.111515389 Report

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This is why I don't like Ori no Kawaii Onii-Chan whatever the fuck.

Not like it matters, they aren't blood related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:18:00 No.111515412 Report

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>>111515320

Whoops, wrong quote

>>111515204

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:19:00 No.111515520 Report

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It's fucking 2:18am and she lives somewhere near the outskirts of this city; can't remember where. Also she's got ~10 years on me and is married. I also never really associated with her much since she's only my half-sister.
Nah, not really worth the effort.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:19:00 No.111515526 Report

Quoted By: >>111515701

>go to my sisters room
>hug her from behind and tell her I love her and ask if she wants to play video games
>oh wait
>she's dead
>and I'm hugging the chair she used to sit on
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:20:00 No.111515591 Report

Quoted By: >>111515675 >>111515957 >>111520889

>enter her room
>she's sat on bed reading some teeny magazine
>asks what i want
>hug her
>she says "i'm not having sex with you"
>tell her someone on the internet loves her and wants to play video games with me
>asks if the reason i'm still a virgin at 25 is because i browse shitty websites and converse with faggots online
>leave her room

i love my passive aggressive sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:21:00 No.111515675 Report

Quoted By: >>111515790

>>111515591

>she says "i'm not having sex with you"

What did you do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:22:00 No.111515701 Report

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>>111515526
Tell us how she died, picture might be related.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:23:00 No.111515790 Report

Quoted By: >>111515957 >>111516312

>>111515675
>"i'm not having sex with you"

>mfw my sister said this to me and i wasn't even thinking about sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:23:00 No.111515838 Report

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>Wall through sisters room
>she's playing god of war 3

cancer.exe !!e4ykE8fPEjy

cancer.exe !!e4ykE8fPEjy Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:25:00 No.111515957 Report

Quoted By: >>111516467

>>111515591
>>111515790
Wow, you guys must come off as extremely desperate to everyone if your sisters actually think you want to have sex with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:25:00 No.111515981 Report

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If I did it, I'd have to play super mario DS for an hour, and I really cant be fucked with that. Also she just left for school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:28:00 No.111516161 Report

Quoted By: >>111516244

I play mario party with my sister all the time..you jelly you don't have a awesome sister /v/?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:29:00 No.111516244 Report

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>>111516161
>Playing videogames with your sister
>Jelly

Yeah no, little sisters are annoying videogames.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:29:00 No.111516256 Report

Quoted By: >>111517701 >>111517937 >>111518425 >>111520148

>enter 12 year old sister's room
>she's on facebook or something
>"what do you want?"
>I love you and I want to play video games with you
>"what are you talking about? you know I don't play video games"
>umm uh...
>getting nervous
>start sweating
>"so while you're here, my friend says that she has sex with her brother, do you think that's weird ?"
>well I...
>"I don't think it would be weird, mom and dad aren't home you know."
>Really, I mean I guess if...
>"Oh my god! I can't believe you, I'm your sister you sicko! Get out of here, I'm telling mom and dad when they get home!"
>you too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:29:00 No.111516259 Report

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Don't have a sister. Besides, my brother is constantly trying to play video games with me and I refuse him because I just don't feel like playing multiplayer games with him already

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:30:00 No.111516312 Report

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>>111515790
>she wants to fuck

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:31:00 No.111516398 Report

Quoted By: >>111517535

I wish I had a little sister /v/.

I fucking wish.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:32:00 No.111516452 Report

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>>111515028
>she's eight
HNNNNNNNNG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:32:00 No.111516467 Report

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>>111515957
This was back in middle school. And I don;t even recall the conversation but she dropped that and I gave her a weird look.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:32:00 No.111516480 Report

Quoted By: >>111516672

>go to my sisters room
>shes sucking her boyfriends cock
>go up behind her and hug her and tell her i love her and i want to play video games with her
>she screams and her boyfriend punches me
>i awake several hours later in a daze

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:33:00 No.111516531 Report

Quoted By: >>111516832

>go to 11yo sister's room
>she's leaning against the wall
fuck this gay earth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:33:00 No.111516571 Report

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Your sister play's LoL

Number/ and or skype nao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:34:00 No.111516672 Report

Quoted By: >>111516777

>>111516480
>Not helping her suck her boyfriend's cock
Casual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:36:00 No.111516777 Report

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>>111516672
>Not fucking both of them

super casual

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:37:00 No.111516832 Report

Quoted By: >>111517359

>>111516531
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:38:00 No.111516930 Report

Quoted By: >>111517088 >>111517104

Usually I'm the one to tell my sister I'm not in the mood to play video games with her. I feel bad, but even I get game'd out sometimes. Also I won't let her play my M rated games anyway, she's way too young.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:39:00 No.111517055 Report

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My sister lives 4 hours a way. Think she plays Dungeons and Dragons Online though...

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:40:00 No.111517084 Report

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>have twin sister
>tell her that I want to play vidya with her
>she says videogames are fucking gay and I should get a new hobby
>tell her I always let her watch her shitty top model shit on the TV when I could have played the PS2 when we were younger
>she calls me a faggot and puts her headphones back on
>blow her a kiss and go back to my room

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:40:00 No.111517088 Report

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>>111516930
>let her play m rated games
>suddenly sexual tension grows
>go in for the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:40:00 No.111517104 Report

Quoted By: >>111517164 >>111517182

>>111516930
>she's way too young

My little sister is 11 and browses 4chan on /a/ and /gif/, looking at porn gifs. Those niggers grow faster than you might think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:41:00 No.111517164 Report

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>>111517104

Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:41:00 No.111517182 Report

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>>111517104
>little sister is 11 and browses 4chan on /a/
I always knew they had SOME lolis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:42:00 No.111517220 Report

Quoted By: >>111517374

>My fucking face at the very idea of hugging any of my 3 sisters from behind
>Let alone telling any other human being "I love you"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:42:00 No.111517223 Report

Quoted By: >>111517535

I don't have a sister. Way to make me feel bad OP.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:42:00 No.111517261 Report

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My sister lives 2,000 miles away and I haven't seen her in over 10 years. Thank you OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:43:00 No.111517334 Report

Quoted By: >>111517463 >>111517596 >>111517914 >>111520786

>walk into my sister's room
>Hug her from behind
>"I love you, and I want to play video games with you."
>She responds, "I don't think that's possible."
>I ask why.
>She turns around slowly.
>Blood starts flowing from a huge gash stretching across her entire neck.
>"Because you've killed me brother."
>I look down, and in my right hand is a large kitchen knife.
>I stutter, "Y-yeah... I guess I did."
>I hold her tight.
>"I... just wanted to be the last person you saw... before you died..."
>She whispers into my ear, "I love you... brother."
>Her body goes limp..
>I begin to cry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:44:00 No.111517359 Report

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>>111516832
>she's leaning against the wall (her back against the wall)
>he can't hug her from behind
how hard was that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:44:00 No.111517374 Report

Quoted By: >>111517511

>>111517220
>Not hugging your family or telling them that you love them
>wut

I hug my sister on multiple ocassions every day and tell her that I love her and she does the same to me and so does my mother. The only one who really rarely says it is my dad, we only brofist and play videogames together for our bond.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:44:00 No.111517375 Report

Quoted By: >>111517710

>that feel when i have no sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:44:00 No.111517399 Report

Quoted By: >>111517491

hugged her and asked her to play some video games.
she said she doesn't feel like it, and to give back her cloths.
:T

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:45:00 No.111517463 Report

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>>111517334
you're a sick man.

!KonataZGM2

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!KonataZGM2 Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:46:00 No.111517491 Report

Quoted By: >>111517612 >>111517647

>>111517399
>implying you wear you're sister's clothes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:46:00 No.111517511 Report

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>>111517374
WEVE ONLY GOT EIGHT THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED SECONDS IN THE DAY TO TURN IT ALL AROUND OR JUST THROW IT ALL AWAY GOTTA TELL EM THAT WE LOVE EM WHILE WE GOT THE CHANGE TO SAY IT GOTTA LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE LIKE WE'RE DYIN

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:46:00 No.111517535 Report

Quoted By: >>111518446

>>111517223

>>111516398
Here.

I know that feel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:47:00 No.111517596 Report

Quoted By: >>111517653

>>111517334
Not tame enough for normalfags and not disgusting enough for /v/irgins.
Congratulations.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:47:00 No.111517597 Report

Quoted By: >>111518446

God fucking damn it I wish I had a sister. Older or younger, I dont care. It would be awesome. So jelly of all of you. ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:48:00 No.111517612 Report

Quoted By: >>111517733

>>111517491

>you're

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:48:00 No.111517647 Report

Quoted By: >>111517748

>>111517491
I didn't say anything about wearing them. I do the laundry in my house, and I fold them in my room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:48:00 No.111517653 Report

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>>111517596
I achieved my goal then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:49:00 No.111517701 Report

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>>111516256
>you too

I fucking lost it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:49:00 No.111517710 Report

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>>111517375
Being an only child is like that. :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:49:00 No.111517733 Report

Quoted By: >>111517871

>>111517612

/r/ on the image this came from.

!KonataZGM2

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!KonataZGM2 Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:49:00 No.111517748 Report

Quoted By: >>111517882

>>111517647
>implying you don't sniff you're sister's panties before washing them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:50:00 No.111517787 Report

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>3 sisters are in the room with me right now
>I haven't taken a shower yet
>they'll just tell me I smell

No thanks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:51:00 No.111517871 Report

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>>111517733

Here ya go. Now run along ya little scamp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:51:00 No.111517882 Report

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>>111517748
Do you want me to just say we fuck or something? Kinda weird how you turn everything into something sexual...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:51:00 No.111517886 Report

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>>111514413

Wow, I guess your McBalderus cereal really DOES taste like cocks and a bad childhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:52:00 No.111517914 Report

Quoted By: >>111522306

>>111517334
And soon enough you suppress the memory of that even happening, and receive a letter from your sister to meet her in a peaceful little resort town the two went on vacation years ago. Which is impossible, you think to yourself. Your sister has been dead for three years.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:52:00 No.111517930 Report

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i dont live with my sister because im not underage or some mongoloid who still lives with his parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:52:00 No.111517937 Report

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>>111516256
>you too
ohgodmysides
would definately read again

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:56:00 No.111518250 Report

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that feel when you don't have a younger sister and the thought of hugging anyone in your family makes you feel awkward

wtf is wrong with me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:59:00 No.111518425 Report

Quoted By:

>>111516256
Didn't seem like anyone else appreciated this post, just saying that I did.
Great all through and the last line is just the icing on the cake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:59:00 No.111518446 Report

Quoted By:

>>111517535
>>111517597
I don't want to be sad about something I can't change, though it would've been so nice to be able to grow up along side somebody. The best I can do now is get my life straightened out so I can one day have kids of my own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 10:59:00 No.111518451 Report

Quoted By:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu09qmM1E-w

;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:00:00 No.111518519 Report

Quoted By: >>111518571

>hate my brother

Don't even think about it Ken.

stereo guy !!l3QB6PF98qu

stereo guy !!l3QB6PF98qu Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:01:00 No.111518553 Report

Quoted By: >>111518710 >>111518860

>hugged from behind when she's drawing in her sketchbook on her desk
>said "i love you and i want to play some vidya with you, you in?"
>she says "oh, ok"
>we go to my room and play sf alpha 2 for twenty minutes
>she rapes my sagat with her cammy
>:3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:01:00 No.111518571 Report

Quoted By: >>111518910

>>111518519
I was hoping it'd lead to something...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:03:00 No.111518710 Report

Quoted By: >>111518874 >>111519017

>>111518553

I'm jelly as fuck.

I wish I had a cute little sister to play fightan gaems with. I'm a grill and I just have an older brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:03:00 No.111518719 Report

Quoted By:

Wish I had a little sister :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:03:00 No.111518758 Report

Quoted By:

My sister lives two cities away and I don't even like her. My other five sisters live in Europe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:03:00 No.111518765 Report

Quoted By:

>>111515204
awww yeah , brofist
but we can all agree two thrones was shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:04:00 No.111518815 Report

Quoted By:

>get up
>go to my sisters room
>hug her from behind and say that shit
>realise i don't have a sister
>realise i don't have a sisters room
>realise i broke into my neighbours house that has a daughter
>shes crying thinking i'm gonna rape her
>her parents have already called the cops
>i can hear the sirens approaching
Thanks OP, now I'm gonna go to jail.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:04:00 No.111518854 Report

Quoted By:

>Go to my sister's room
>Hug her from behind
>Tell her I love you and want to play video games with you
>She asks "what game?"
>mfw

/v/ has no video games

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:04:00 No.111518860 Report

Quoted By:

>>111518553

What was she drawin?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:04:00 No.111518865 Report

Quoted By:

>2011
>not having a virtual little sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:04:00 No.111518874 Report

Quoted By: >>111518999

>>111518710
>I'm a grill
No wonder you don't have a little sister.
I'm taking it that your brother is a stove.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:05:00 No.111518910 Report

Quoted By: >>111518998

>>111518571

Don't fuck around man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:05:00 No.111518940 Report

Quoted By:

My two older sisters don't live at home any more.

One's 23 and the other's 21 i think, I'm 19.

I once went drinking with the youngest and she ended up asking about my sex life and now believes I am a sexual deviant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:06:00 No.111518978 Report

Quoted By:

She's with her lesbian friend about 1 hour away.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:06:00 No.111518981 Report

Quoted By:

>>you will never have an adorable, impressionable younger sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:06:00 No.111518998 Report

Quoted By: >>111519158

>>111518910
I'm serious.. I wanted to for awhile sis..

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:06:00 No.111518999 Report

Quoted By:

>>111518874

You caught me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:06:00 No.111519017 Report

Quoted By:

>>111518710

>I'm a grill

I fucking lost it

JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v

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JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:06:00 No.111519031 Report

Quoted By:

>>111514163

stereo guy !!l3QB6PF98qu

stereo guy !!l3QB6PF98qu Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:07:00 No.111519097 Report

Quoted By:

>>111518767
sorry to pop your hype guise but only abstract cubes, she probably stoned last nite with her freaky friends.
she's 15 btw

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:08:00 No.111519158 Report

Quoted By: >>111519199

>>111518998

S-stop, or I'm telling mom and dad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:08:00 No.111519174 Report

Quoted By: >>111519449 >>111519564 >>111519595

>Sitting on the couch in front of an osculating fan with my sister, barely clothed due to the heat
>Go to the freezer and grab the last Popsicle
>"Hey, get me one too."
>"There's no more."
>Sit down
>"Can I have that one?"
>"No."
>Open it and start sucking on it
>She pinches my shoulder
>Pinch her back
>Pinch, pinch, pinch
>"Give me the popsicle!"
>"No!"
>She pushes me, gets on top of me, and bites the side of it and tries to snatch it out of my mouth
>Our faces are really close
>Mother walks in the door
>Blank stare
>Try to move
>Sister keeps me in place
>"This is exactly what it looks like."
>my mother's face when

>5 years later, we're in college now
>Eating breakfast with sister
>Quiet
>She looks at me
>Hey. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
>Too tired to care
>Not really. You?
>Hm... A few times.
>... Silence for a minute or two.
>We have a weird relationship, don't we?
>Yep.

I still wouldn't do it. I mean, she's my sister FFS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:09:00 No.111519199 Report

Quoted By: >>111519276 >>111519395

>>111519158
You know you want my cock in your mouth. I saw you watching me shower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:09:00 No.111519220 Report

Quoted By: >>111519365 >>111519521

>do this
>she tells me to get off
>slams her door in my face

What ever happened to the sweet little sister that looked up to me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:10:00 No.111519276 Report

Quoted By: >>111519329

>>111519199
im so sorry ... i just couldnt help it but... DOUBLES CHECK EM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:10:00 No.111519313 Report

Quoted By: >>111519365 >>111520152

>dont have a sister
>go to brothers room instead
> hes in the same thread
> hug him from behind
>brofist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:11:00 No.111519329 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519276
I'm serious why were you watching me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:11:00 No.111519365 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519220
She is so Tyrones dick now.

>>111519313
Didya fuck?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:12:00 No.111519395 Report

Quoted By: >>111519502

>>111519199

But I, uh. NO I WASN'T.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:12:00 No.111519439 Report

Quoted By: >>111519492

I play Diablo, Mario Party and Mariokart with my sister every night. wat do

JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v

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JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:12:00 No.111519449 Report

Quoted By: >>111519505 >>111519575

>>111519174
>she wants to fuck
>you don't fuck
just dick her already

Tarantula !KbepAxgmKs

Tarantula !KbepAxgmKs Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:13:00 No.111519462 Report

Quoted By:

>>111513042
how fucked up you are. though i wouldnt mind taking your place and playing peasantry level with her

Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:13:00 No.111519467 Report

Quoted By:

>living with your sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:13:00 No.111519492 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519439

you know what must be done

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:13:00 No.111519502 Report

Quoted By: >>111519614

>>111519395
I saw you! I saw you rubbing your pussy also!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:13:00 No.111519505 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519449
I would in a second. Where do you live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:13:00 No.111519521 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519220

puberty :(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:14:00 No.111519564 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519174
i don't know what's going on but i'm hard now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:14:00 No.111519573 Report

Quoted By: >>111519648 >>111519784

Anybody who wants incest has never had an actual biological sibling.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:14:00 No.111519575 Report

Quoted By: >>111519676

>>111519449
You guys don't know what having a sister is like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:14:00 No.111519582 Report

Quoted By:

>run into sister before she leaves for work
>give her a hug
>say nothing afterwards
>she closes the front door
>i walk toward the window to watch her
>see her running towards her car
>she trips on the sidewalk on the way
>walk back to laptop and post on /v/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:14:00 No.111519594 Report

Quoted By:

anyone for Yosuga no Sora /v/ro's?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:14:00 No.111519595 Report

Quoted By: >>111519789

>>111519174
Tell us more?

You ever do anything?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:15:00 No.111519614 Report

Quoted By: >>111519660

>>111519502

Sh-shut up! It was because I was wet- IT, it was wet...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:15:00 No.111519632 Report

Quoted By: >>111519700 >>111519777

Sister's room?

Fuck you, faggot. I'm a grown ass man with a wife and kids. Don't you have school in the morning?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:15:00 No.111519648 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519573
But when it's other people...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:15:00 No.111519660 Report

Quoted By: >>111519742

>>111519614
You want my cock. Say it Maria!

JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v

JustAnotherRandom !!HH5K8Ckmi6v Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:16:00 No.111519676 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519575
we can play pretend~

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:16:00 No.111519700 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519632
>wife
>kids
>still on 4chan video games board

AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:16:00 No.111519722 Report

Quoted By: >>111519799 >>111519827 >>111519859 >>111520064

>Have 2 little sister
>They're bitches already that only dick around facebook/twitter and listen to dubstep/regueton/feminists whores (Beyonce, Pink hurr sexism is bad women r strong) and are lazy fucks (hell, im the only one relatively fat in this house and i do most of the stuff)

They also hate videogames.

I still have a 6yr old cousin that i love with all my heart, and he loves me too, already got him a Ps2 for his birthday in october, what games should i pirate for him?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:17:00 No.111519742 Report

Quoted By: >>111519872 >>111519954

>>111519660

MARIA?

Oh god.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:17:00 No.111519777 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519632
Go to bed grandpa, you have to work tomorrow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:17:00 No.111519784 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519573
bullshit. i may not have a sister but i have cousin and what your saying is bullshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:17:00 No.111519789 Report

Quoted By: >>111519834

>>111519595
No. I remember back when we were 15ish we used to cuddle and watch horror movies because we're both easy to scare. This one time I fell asleep during the movie and woke up covered in a mattress :3

Such a thoughtful sister. The reason good brothers don't think of sisters like that is because, well, they're kinda just like bros who grow boobs later in life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:17:00 No.111519799 Report

Quoted By: >>111519917

>>111519722
>Ps2
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:18:00 No.111519827 Report

Quoted By: >>111519917

>>111519722
>reggaeton

Where are you from man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:18:00 No.111519834 Report

Quoted By: >>111520160

>>111519789
So why does she want to fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:18:00 No.111519859 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519722
Get him Godhand. Watch as his childhood is being slowly destroyed because his rage is overfilling.
Also get him Black.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:19:00 No.111519872 Report

Quoted By: >>111520175

>>111519742
Say it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:19:00 No.111519917 Report

Quoted By: >>111520022

>>111519827
Colombia
>>111519799
He's still too young to get a last gen console, im already thinking about a DS Lite for December or Next year, and Ps2s are dirty cheap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:20:00 No.111519945 Report

Quoted By: >>111520123

I actually had my sister fuck me once. She started it, and I was too much of a virgin to say no.

We still fuck sometimes, but I usually end up doing something to hurt myself whenever I get some time to think about it. I honestly think it's the thing that made me give up on succeeding in life.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:20:00 No.111519954 Report

Quoted By: >>111520361 >>111521802

>>111519742
>mfw all this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:21:00 No.111520008 Report

Quoted By:

>Having siblings in the year 2011

Hahaha,are you a faggot?Go get burnt in a furnace losers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:21:00 No.111520022 Report

Quoted By: >>111520204 >>111520496

>>111519917
Conozco ese sentimiento bro, argentino acá.

That fucking "music" is like a fucking plague.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:21:00 No.111520034 Report

Quoted By:

I'm not close with my sister at all, we rarely talk even though we live in the same house.

So giving her a hug and telling her that I love her would probably get me a kick in the balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:21:00 No.111520064 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519722
Also get him Devil May Cry but not the second one.
Also you could introduce him to a secret organization my knife

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:22:00 No.111520123 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519945
explain

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:22:00 No.111520125 Report

Quoted By: >>111520268 >>111520337 >>111520432 >>111520495

Joel I swear to god if you come in my room I will fucking kick you in the dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:22:00 No.111520148 Report

Quoted By:

>>111516256

>you too

fucking lost it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:22:00 No.111520152 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519313

DID YOU HUG EACH OTHER FROM BEHIND AT THE SAME TIME? HOW DOES IT WORK? JUST VISUALIZE IT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:23:00 No.111520160 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519834
She was probably just kidding. I think she just looks up to me because our father died when we were young. Back when we were kids, she would always crawl up to my bed at night saying she was scared of (insert Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode's antagonist for this week).

I used to always reciprocate her affections but ever since she turned 16ish or so and started growing massive boobs, I just couldn't piggyback her without getting horrendously ashamed.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:23:00 No.111520175 Report

Quoted By: >>111520282

>>111519872

nnn, I want your.... I can't say it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:23:00 No.111520204 Report

Quoted By: >>111520259

>>111520022
WA
CHI
TU
RROS!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:24:00 No.111520259 Report

Quoted By:

>>111520204
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Tarantula !KbepAxgmKs

Tarantula !KbepAxgmKs Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:24:00 No.111520268 Report

Quoted By:

>>111520125
do it joel.

do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:24:00 No.111520282 Report

Quoted By: >>111520441

>>111520175
Get in my room now you slut! Come suck my cock!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:25:00 No.111520318 Report

Quoted By: >>111520410 >>111520474

>have no sister
>living alone with 2 cats
>hug one of them
>said I love him and asked if he wanted to play vidya games with me
>cat simply stretches while purring and licks my face
>goes back to sleep once I let him go
So roreny...
I wish I had a sister...
;_;

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:25:00 No.111520337 Report

Quoted By:

>>111520125
Will I get lucky like the other guy Sarah?

He gonna fuck his sister, I should get the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:25:00 No.111520361 Report

Quoted By: >>111520435

>>111519954
I can't tell what the fuck's going on in the pic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:26:00 No.111520403 Report

Quoted By:

I only have 2 older brothers, and only one of them still lives at home. He'd know I would just be joking with him because I NEVER tell him I love him. I just call him a faggot all day err day.

Also last time we played vidya together was probably like 2-3 months ago. We played some Tekken 6 on the xbox. Should probably do that again some time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:26:00 No.111520410 Report

Quoted By:

>>111520318
Your cat has a soul and loves you, that's all that matters...
;_; I wish I had a cat...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:26:00 No.111520432 Report

Quoted By: >>111520519

>>111520125

>mfw my name is Joel.
>mfw this could be my sister in the other room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:26:00 No.111520435 Report

Quoted By:

>>111520361
that's the point

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:26:00 No.111520441 Report

Quoted By: >>111520530

>>111520282

FUCK ME KEN, I WANT YOU SO BAD.

I think I love you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:26:00 No.111520444 Report

Quoted By:

She said "That was very touching, anon."

>she wants to play vidya

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:27:00 No.111520474 Report

Quoted By: >>111520596

>>111520318
>2 cats
>lonely
I wish I had that much. Just a single other living thing in this house would be wonderful.

I just want to be around something alive occasionally.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:27:00 No.111520481 Report

Quoted By:

>sister lives 40 minutes away
>used to play video games all the time when we were younger
>generally kinda hate her anyways
>say it to my girlfriend instead
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:27:00 No.111520489 Report

Quoted By:

My sister has about 10 years on me, lives 2 hours away, and was recently snubbed by the family because we discovered she had been stealing from our business for as long as 5 years, and has since been revealed as the single reason why we're being hounded by the IRS and had to declare bankruptcy a while back. If I were to hug her, it would not be to tell her I love her and want to play video games, but probably to strangle her with a piano wire and burn the body. Also I'd rescue my niece while I'm at it. She's too cool to be living with her bat-shit crazy mom and step-dad(marriage #3, by the way).

Anyway, thanks for making me think of this again, OP. I'm going to hit the bottle then maybe throw darts at her yearbook photo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:27:00 No.111520495 Report

Quoted By:

>>111520125
JOEL
YOU GO THERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
SHE IS JUST PLAYING HARD

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:27:00 No.111520496 Report

Quoted By:

>>111520022
I know bro, it's not that i hate it (yeah, it's crap but there are like 3-4 good songs that actually say something meaningful) and i love music, but every goddamn day, it's the same fucking song for a week, next week is another one and it keeps happening.

Good thing that shit is finally fading, about damn time.

On-Topic:
>Little Sister gets Nintendo DS Lite
>She plays for a month
>Forgets about it
>Grab it and put some games
>She sees me and starts a tantrum
>hurr it's mine so i do what i want
>Another month passes
>She loses it, i manage to find it in a box behind the fucking stairs (seriously, how?)
>Mother decides to give it to me since im the one taking care of it
>"Well i didn't even want it anyways"

Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:28:00 No.111520518 Report

Quoted By:

>see OP's post
>older sister is in the hallway
>decide to do it and see what happens
>"Are you using me as practice for when you finally get a girlfriend?"
>shrivel back into my shell

Thanks for nothing, OP.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:28:00 No.111520519 Report

Quoted By:

>>111520432
>mfw I have a friend named Joel who lives in PA and has an older sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:28:00 No.111520530 Report

Quoted By: >>111520968

>>111520441
Get in my fucking room now! Gonna take your ass virginity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:29:00 No.111520596 Report

Quoted By: >>111520663

>>111520474
Well, IT IS still pretty lonely.
I mean, I don't have anyone else to talk to, I am too socially awkward.
Besides, I cut out all contact with my family, they think I died, I bet.
Not that they would care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:30:00 No.111520663 Report

Quoted By: >>111520692 >>111520815

>>111520596
Can I move in with you? I'll take care of everything around the house as long as you'll just give me a bit of attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:30:00 No.111520672 Report

Quoted By:

I have one 30 year old half sister who lives on the other side of Canada.

But she's really nice so she probably would play with me if she were around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:31:00 No.111520692 Report

Quoted By: >>111520781

>>111520663
By attention you mean a good dicking eh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:31:00 No.111520741 Report

Quoted By:

I have an older brother and sister, and a younger brother and sister. Being a middle child is alright

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:32:00 No.111520781 Report

Quoted By:

>>111520692
Maybe... I'm mostly looking for a friend, though. And a place to stay, since I'm going to get kicked out sometime this week.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:32:00 No.111520786 Report

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>>111517334
>I stutter, "Y-yeah... I guess I did."
I'm fucking dying of laughter here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:32:00 No.111520815 Report

Quoted By: >>111521263

>>111520663
Sure.
If you don't mind living on Brazil.
Gender doesn't matter for me.
I just want a bro.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:32:00 No.111520827 Report

Quoted By:

>My little sister's across town
>Hug my girlfriend from behind and say "I love you little sister, let's play video games."
>"Tomorrow anon, we have class in the morning."

Oh well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:33:00 No.111520889 Report

Quoted By:

>>111515591
>she says "i-i'm not having sex with you or anything"
FIFY
Yes I read your other post about how this all happened in Middle School. I just though it'd be hilarious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:34:00 No.111520968 Report

Quoted By: >>111521068

>>111520530

I never asked for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:35:00 No.111520997 Report

Quoted By: >>111521118 >>111521196 >>111521523

To all you lonely /v/ros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfWCaqTHIoE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:36:00 No.111521068 Report

Quoted By: >>111521326

>>111520968
>implying you didn't
Get in here NOW!

BEFORE I TELL MOMMY ON YOU!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:37:00 No.111521118 Report

Quoted By:

>>111520997
Fuck that guy.
Lonely is the last thing he is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:37:00 No.111521135 Report

Quoted By: >>111527370

>The unfathomable filth upon my years-unwashed socks sticks to the floor, making me entirely silent despite my gargantuan build
>I swing my forest-covered jigglematic legs over her twin-size beds, straddling it
>suddenly drop down, grab her in a headlock
>she wakes up
>with a fetid explosion of orange dust, i whisper DOKI DOKI DAISUKE-DES ONEE-SAMA
>"wha"
>silence her with my left hand, still reeking of mighty manmeat
>insert my middle finger unto her tongue, forcing her to lick the semens
>with a horrible twin CRACK, my jaws unhinge and a aural tornado bursts forth
VIDYA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYMES
>in heaven, kenshiro is proud by how hard my clothes explode off me
>my two foot schlong drops on her ass with a sound like a tombstone being dropped on a rat
VIDYA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES
>it begins, the great fucking of our time
>as a typical virgin i climax within seconds but this is what i have been waiting for , this is MY TIME
>a geyser of white ruins any hope she had for children
VIDYA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEMS
>i fully engulf her head and start eating her alive
VIDYA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEMS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:38:00 No.111521196 Report

Quoted By: >>111521546

>>111520997
>>Thumbs up if your wacthing this in 2011 ;)
>>iconicboyz38 1 month ago 196

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:38:00 No.111521231 Report

Quoted By: >>111521287 >>111521348 >>111521379 >>111521396 >>111521408 >>111521481 >>111521539 >>111521626 >>111522571 >>111522677

>>111511626

>"Man I wish I had a sister like these guys"
>Remember that I do have an older sister
>Remember that she got M.E. when I was like 8
>Remember that this made her bedbound, at least, I think it did because I never saw her
>Remember that my parents stopped taking me to visit her after this and stopped talking about her
>Remember that for the past 12 years I've not seen my sister who is still alive somewhere
>Remember that she has been systematically shunned from every family event and I don't even know why, since from what I understand M.E. isn't that debilitating
>Remember that she didn't even attend my brother's wedding, which I was secretly hoping she'd be at so I could reconnect
>Remember that, while I can blame my family for brushing her under the rug when I was a kid, I have no-one else to blame but myself for not trying to see her after my 18th birthday. I'm a man now for fuck's sake. I can make my own decisions.
>Remember that I haven't made that decision because of inertia and fear
>Remember that nothing scares me more than seeing the sister I remember as a broken down wreck, or what's worse, her not remembering me at all
>Remember that I've never told anyone but 4chan any of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:39:00 No.111521263 Report

Quoted By: >>111521365

>>111520815
I'm glad to hear that. I am a guy, by the way.

That is a bit further than I expected, though. And chance you could pay the plane ticket?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:39:00 No.111521287 Report

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>>111521231
Go and do what you must do.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:40:00 No.111521326 Report

Quoted By: >>111521404

>>111521068

Please I'll do anything! Just don't tell mommy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:40:00 No.111521348 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521231
she wants to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:40:00 No.111521365 Report

Quoted By: >>111522439

>>111521263
Not really.
I have a crappy job.
Dropped out of school, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:40:00 No.111521379 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521231
Do it Faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:41:00 No.111521396 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521231

If this is true, you know what to do man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:41:00 No.111521404 Report

Quoted By: >>111521463 >>111521511 >>111521771

>>111521326
Then get in my room, get in front of me, bend over and spread em!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:41:00 No.111521408 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521231
Be her angel anon, be the awesome bro you never got the chance to be!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:41:00 No.111521423 Report

Quoted By: >>111521573

>Walk into sister's room
>hug her from behind
>She starts grinding on me
>"Get into it Anon"
>I say 'B-back that ass up"
>My mom and dad burst through the door and laugh at me
>Realize my cape is stuck under a bear
>burst into treats

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111521463 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521404
B-back that ass up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111521481 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521231
>you finally see her after 10 years
>you fuck
Magical aint it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111521511 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521404
You two best have a fucking wincest after all that shit you both threw on this thread.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:42:00 No.111521523 Report

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>>111520997

>posting that, but not this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4fdr_4QL5c

We're all Carltons here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:43:00 No.111521528 Report

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I can only imagine that the people who start these threads don't have little sisters.
That's fucking creepy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:43:00 No.111521539 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521231
go see her, tell her you love her and ask her to play video games

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:43:00 No.111521546 Report

Quoted By: >>111521641

>>111521196
I am so sad he do not love me so much I see my x boyfriend do not look at me in school wow with he tod me with have a breaking up to day ;(

What the fuck man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:43:00 No.111521573 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521423
FUCKING GMESTOP! SPAGHETTI!
DOGGY DOG WORLD!

Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:44:00 No.111521597 Report

Quoted By: >>111521757

>>111511626

If any of you freaks had a sister, you'd know what a fucking horror story that is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:44:00 No.111521600 Report

Quoted By:

Go get him bro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:44:00 No.111521613 Report

Quoted By:

My sister only plays Dragon Age with nude male mods

So she gave me a blowjob instead

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:44:00 No.111521626 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521231
What are you waiting for?
Your so-claimed chains are long-since gone, there is no stopping you now.
There is challenges much harder than that, go ahead and don't look back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:44:00 No.111521641 Report

Quoted By: >>111521785

>>111521546
Wut?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:45:00 No.111521678 Report

Quoted By: >>111521845

I'm roommates with my sister, she's one year older and is a total bro.

I went into the living room where she was watching tv and sat on the couch next to her before giving her a hug. "Hey. I love you."

She sits up and hugs me back, "Love you too. Hardly seen you all evening, what you been up to?"

"Ah, you know...internets. *silent pause* Hey you wanna play video games? Castlevania came in the mail the other day."

So now she is playing castlevania: LoS. She is a fan of both castlevania and god of war so she seems to be enjoying it quite a bit. Although it's a single player game it's entertaining to watch, and the narration by patrick is fantastic.

Video Games

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:46:00 No.111521757 Report

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>>111521597
I have two sisters, and obviously wouldn't do this to either of them, but learn to have some fun dude.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:47:00 No.111521771 Report

Quoted By: >>111521844

>>111521404

L-like this, anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:47:00 No.111521785 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521641
The comments of the video.
Why the fuck do people type that way, Jesus fuck I can't understand why someone would do that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:47:00 No.111521797 Report

Quoted By: >>111521931

>mfw when my sister just came into my room and asked if I could watch a movie with her
I do not want your crappy teen horror anywhere near me.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:47:00 No.111521802 Report

Quoted By:

>>111519954

>that picture

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:48:00 No.111521836 Report

Quoted By: >>111521978

only-childfag here.

why are your sisters such fucking harpies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:48:00 No.111521844 Report

Quoted By: >>111522053

>>111521771
No! I said suck me first you dumb bitch! Do you want Dad to know what you did?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:48:00 No.111521845 Report

Quoted By: >>111523480

>>111521678
>I'm roommates with my sister
How often does awkward shit happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:48:00 No.111521873 Report

Quoted By: >>111521932 >>111522055

My sister is so annoying. She always sits on my lap when I'm trying to browse /v/ and makes me go on /b/ and click on all the wincest threads. I don't even like spiderman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:49:00 No.111521900 Report

Quoted By:

I'm at Uni and she's at the rents. I don't really feel like making the drive for this thread.

She'd most likely say "No." and wonder what the fuck I was doing there at 3am asking to play videogames.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:49:00 No.111521906 Report

Quoted By: >>111521972 >>111521982 >>111522697

>go to our room
>say that stuff
>"Give me a few minutes and then maybe afterward..."
>grabs my crotch and gives me a kiss
>goes back to work on computer

The only shitty part about dating your twin sister is that you anonymous chucklefucks are the only people I can mention it to.

!KonataZGM2

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!KonataZGM2 Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:49:00 No.111521908 Report

Quoted By:

>implowing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:49:00 No.111521931 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521797
>shes from /tg/

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:49:00 No.111521932 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521873

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:49:00 No.111521933 Report

Quoted By:

>111521836
Because the grass is always greener on the other side isn't it?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:50:00 No.111521961 Report

Quoted By:

>it's penis inspection day
>get really nervous
>decide to practise with my sister
>she inspects my penis
>she thinks I'll pass the test
>go to school
>cute nurse is in charge
>discharge on her
>spaghetti
>burst into theaters
>go back home
>find sister
>tell her I failed
>"but anon, you've passed my test, aren't you happy"
>discovered that neutrinos travel faster than speed on lights
>Einstein was a retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:50:00 No.111521972 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521906
even if it's fake. MOAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:50:00 No.111521978 Report

Quoted By: >>111522127 >>111522172

>>111521836
women.
are.
harpies.
not even kidding.

my girlfriend is awesome.
fuck yes superposition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:50:00 No.111521982 Report

Quoted By: >>111522179

>>111521906
I cringed.
well that's awkward.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:51:00 No.111522053 Report

Quoted By: >>111522142 >>111522221

>>111521844

No, no! Okay I'll do it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:51:00 No.111522055 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521873
>implying OP isn't your sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:52:00 No.111522115 Report

Quoted By:

>Enter older sister's room, she's on computer
>"Hey Anon? Need something?"
>Hug her, tell her I love her and I want to play video games.
>"Sorry brah, I'm busy with this at the moment."
>Get into trivial conversation.

Well... I guess that's that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:52:00 No.111522127 Report

Quoted By: >>111522386

>>111521978
Your girlfriend is a whore
like every other woman on this planet
one day
one.
fucking.
day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:52:00 No.111522142 Report

Quoted By: >>111522322 >>111522426

>>111522053
Deepthroat it you cunt! Be a good sister!

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:53:00 No.111522156 Report

Quoted By:

>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:53:00 No.111522172 Report

Quoted By: >>111522242

>>111521978
Because they were only created as a punishment because some titan piece of shit stole fire back for us. Stupid whore couldn't even follow the simple instruction not to open a box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:53:00 No.111522179 Report

Quoted By: >>111522242

>>111521982
well we're both pretty awkward but I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck. She's busy with some shit from work though, so until then it's MvC3 practice time

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:54:00 No.111522221 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522053
Holy shit Ken, you sure come fast.

Are you a faggot? I think Maria would be better with me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:54:00 No.111522242 Report

Quoted By: >>111522474

>>111522172
You mean ate an apple.

>>111522179
Who'd you end up dating?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:54:00 No.111522268 Report

Quoted By:

>sister always talking about how much she hates her roommates
>tells me she wishes I would transfer to her school and be her roommate
>mfw I dropped out of school 3 years ago and haven't told my family yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:55:00 No.111522306 Report

Quoted By:

>>111517914
>I take her invitation and decide to meet her.
>I'm not sure how it's even possible, but now that I've heard that she's still alive... I want to see her again.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:55:00 No.111522322 Report

Quoted By: >>111522421

>>111522142

nnnn, Ken your so mean... but so big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:55:00 No.111522352 Report

Quoted By:

>knock on twin sisters room
>"Nel! let me iiinnnnnn"
>she opens the door and goes back and sits infront of her pc
>Proceed to hug
>she gasps
>"i love you little nel"
>"huh? what? did something happen? is something wrong?
>"no, im just telling you that i love you, but hey, come bro op gears with me
>"but I am not that great at first person shooters"
>"well thats the cool part about it Nelie, this is a third person shooter!
>proceed to leave her room
>hugs me from behind
>"i love you Angel"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:56:00 No.111522371 Report

Quoted By:

I don't have a sister. But I do have two female cousins.
One is a bitch and one is about 8 years younger than me.
Fuck that I'll hug a friend tomorrow

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:56:00 No.111522386 Report

Quoted By: >>111522422

>>111522127
your jelly is showing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:57:00 No.111522421 Report

Quoted By: >>111522665

>>111522322
Suck that penis Maria....mommy will never know...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:57:00 No.111522422 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522386

>your

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:57:00 No.111522426 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522142
HOLY FUCK YOU TWO
JUST FUCK LIKE RABBITS ALREADY
MAKE YOUR CUM PLASTER TO THE GODDAMN MOON
MAKE HER ORGASM SO HARD SHE WILL BE CLINICALLY RETARDED FOR HER ENTIRE LIFE
FUCK HER SO HARD YOUR DICK WILL PEEL OFF LIKE A BANANA ONCE YOU ARE DONE
DO IT SO FAST YOUR DICK WILL GO BACK INTO THE PAST AND IMPREGNATE YOUR OWN MOM
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE YOUR OWN DAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:57:00 No.111522439 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521365
Oh. That sucks. I guess it's not really possible, then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:57:00 No.111522440 Report

Quoted By: >>111522870 >>111524681

>be the sister
>brother moved to the states a few years ago
>still try and play online games together despite him living on the other side of the world
>he got a girlfriend a few months ago so he rarely stays up anymore to play games with me
>I bought him dead island so we can play that on weekends
>"I can't play videogames as much as we used to sis, I've grown up"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:57:00 No.111522474 Report

Quoted By: >>111522532 >>111522666

>>111522242
I assume you mean how? We're both really introverted. Spent a lot of time together as kids. Ended up fooling around and we've been what we consider officially together for 4 years now, but we've been messing around longer than that. We have our own place as "roommates"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:58:00 No.111522524 Report

Quoted By:

I go away from /v/ for a few weeks and suddenly, you all have a new phrase that you can parrot around like retards. What the hell is this "B-back that ass up" referencing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:59:00 No.111522528 Report

Quoted By: >>111522717 >>111522748 >>111522778 >>111522830 >>111522868

I have a Cousin, I think she's 6-7 years old, she always comes and asks me what videogame am I playing, basically it goes like this.
>Hi anon!
>Hi.
>What are you doing?
>Playing
>What?
>A game
>What's its name?
>*game name*
>And what do you have to do?
>*objective*
>How?
>Like this
>Is that a bad guy?
>Yes.
>Kill him!
>Already did it.
>And who are you?
>I'm this guy
>And who are your friends?
>These guys
>And wh-
>I think your mother's calling you, go darling, go!
>She giggles and goes out of the room running

I don't know if I hate her or love her. Should I keep doing this or open up more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:59:00 No.111522532 Report

Quoted By: >>111522809

>>111522474
Tell us anon.

Where di the first incident happen. And when you finally fucked and such.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:59:00 No.111522571 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521231
I hate to break it to you...

but I think she's dead.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 11:59:00 No.111522576 Report

Quoted By: >>111522750

>Younger brother also plays vidya regularly
>Likes shootan and nothing else
>Play RO2 and BFBC2 with him regularly
>Asks me almost daily if I'm getting Battlefield 3

>That feel when I heard him seriously talking to our parents about joining the military ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:01:00 No.111522665 Report

Quoted By: >>111522789

>>111522421

Ken I need it now... please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:01:00 No.111522666 Report

Quoted By: >>111522847

>>111522474
So jelly of you right now
God

Brigand !!Pg74hNeqDxV

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Brigand !!Pg74hNeqDxV Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:01:00 No.111522677 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521231
what are you doing you little baka? waiting for my approval to go see your sister? hurry up D:<

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:01:00 No.111522697 Report

Quoted By:

>>111521906
I actually believe you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:01:00 No.111522717 Report

Quoted By: >>111522900

>>111522528
open up more to not be a shitty cousin. why would you choose to be distant and an asshole to someone who is interested in what you're doing for no reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:02:00 No.111522748 Report

Quoted By: >>111522900

>>111522528
>>111522528
>>111522528
Let her watch you play man, she just want to be with you-it's natural. She will love you for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:02:00 No.111522750 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522576
I'M SO GEWD AT FPS GAMES OMFG I CAN KILL BAD PEOPLES FOR MY COUNTRY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:02:00 No.111522778 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522528

If you're consistently kind and social with her you will have a good relationship in the future.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:02:00 No.111522789 Report

Quoted By: >>111523043

>>111522665
Which hole...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:02:00 No.111522809 Report

Quoted By: >>111522886

>>111522532
my bedroom. it's not like it was a porno dude, it was hella awkward. We were still kids and didn't really know what the hell we were doing.

and she just threw her bra on me from upstairs, so on that note I'm bailin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:03:00 No.111522830 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522528
>befriend her
>fuck her in 9 years
win win!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:03:00 No.111522847 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522666
Me too, Satan.
Me too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:03:00 No.111522857 Report

Quoted By:

>Introvert, get good grades
>Have an extremely extroverted younger sister who gets terrible grades
>Opposite in every way, even down to hair

I don't even fucking know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:03:00 No.111522868 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522528

Let her sit beside you and enjoy her innocent curiosity while you vidya, she can also be sent out to retrieve food for you. It will make a good memory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:03:00 No.111522870 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522440
You're a horrible sister. Will you allow that whore to steal your onii chan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:04:00 No.111522886 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522809
And when did you fuck/she blew you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:04:00 No.111522900 Report

Quoted By: >>111523111 >>111523226

>>111522717
I'm introverted.

That's right, I can't even talk to my cousin, who is a lot younger than me.

>>111522748
Alright, I will I guess.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:04:00 No.111522908 Report

Quoted By: >>111523065 >>111523126 >>111523139

>Older brother comes in and hugs me
>says he loves me and wants to play video games
>I ask him where this came from
>he directs me to this thread

seriously guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:06:00 No.111523043 Report

Quoted By: >>111523174

>>111522789

Don't make me say it idiot!

...M-my pussy....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:06:00 No.111523065 Report

Quoted By: >>111523169

>>111522908

You know it turns you on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:07:00 No.111523079 Report

Quoted By:

>Hug my sister
>From behind

Dude...that's just...no, not going to do that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:07:00 No.111523111 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522900
>Alright, I will I guess.
Do it. She just wants to hang out with you. She is probably really cute I'm guessing, by what you said about the giggling.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:08:00 No.111523126 Report

Quoted By: >>111523279

>>111522908
-he hugs you and tells you he loves you and wants to play video games
-he directs you here
-he had the balls to do it, now you grow some and GO SCREW HIM.
or at least play video games with him for fucks sake

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:08:00 No.111523139 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522908
FUCK HIM

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:09:00 No.111523169 Report

Quoted By: >>111523223 >>111523362

>>111523065
A little.
But that's not what I'm getting at. I appreciate this actually. He hasn't paid attention to me for a good six months now. I've been so lonely recently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:09:00 No.111523174 Report

Quoted By: >>111523294

>>111523043
>rubs your pussy
Why you so wet sis?Pervert!

Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:09:00 No.111523181 Report

Quoted By:

incest is jewish propaganda

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:10:00 No.111523223 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523169
*rubs your leg* I can make the lonely go away...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:10:00 No.111523226 Report

Quoted By: >>111523408

>>111522900
Oh goddammit, man.
Not even around kids?
Here, I'll give you a few tips.
Let her watch, if it's an co-op game, play with her even though she might suck at it, just support her.
Comment about a few things here and there about the game(scenario, about the protagonist etc, but, try to not scare her, example: Oh yeah, the main character saw his mom get raped and then brutally killed. just avoid that), kids get amused easily, as long you give them attention.
It's not that hard, really.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:11:00 No.111523277 Report

Quoted By: >>111523425

>mfw I have no sister, brother, cousins or friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:11:00 No.111523279 Report

Quoted By: >>111523348 >>111523596

>>111523126
But... I'm afraid I'll be loud... mom and dad are home.. but they're asleep... I mean... he has a.. a rather big... um... dick.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:11:00 No.111523294 Report

Quoted By: >>111523384

>>111523174

Stop teasing me! ah... Ken.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:11:00 No.111523296 Report

Quoted By: >>111523363 >>111523413 >>111523694

>being hugged from behind
How can anyone find this anything but uncomfortable?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:12:00 No.111523348 Report

Quoted By: >>111523513

>>111523279
Just suck it then...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:12:00 No.111523362 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523169
don't know if troll now, but if not. I still say go for it. I mean... come on. what do you have to lose?

This is a crazy world we live in nowadays- what you do in the privacy of your home. shouldn't be the business of others around you. (well except us, we'll accept whatever we can take)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:12:00 No.111523363 Report

Quoted By: >>111523463

>>111523296
THAT'S WHY YOU ARE HUGGING A BITCH FROM BEHIND
BITCHES LOVE GETTING HUGGED BEHIND

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:12:00 No.111523383 Report

Quoted By: >>111523649

The amount of pretend and roleplaying in this thread I mean...guys, this is why I'm cheating on you with Reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:12:00 No.111523384 Report

Quoted By: >>111523681

>>111523294
I don't want you pregnant Maria...
>pokes ass hole
How about this hole?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:13:00 No.111523405 Report

Quoted By:

>Autism General

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:13:00 No.111523408 Report

Quoted By: >>111523850

>>111523226

Alright, I hope it'll be fine next time she comes around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:13:00 No.111523413 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523296
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObZvwJaqhBc#t=12s

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:13:00 No.111523425 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523277

At least you have dubs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:13:00 No.111523463 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523363
>Sister
>Bitch

Well I guess when you talk statistics...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:13:00 No.111523480 Report

Quoted By: >>111523658 >>111524030

>>111521845
What kind of awkward things? We don't have a dysfunctional relationship like all the other stuff being mentioned in the thread. She's my sister, she's family, we live together and split the bills. It's a two bedroom apartment, we both have our own room. My girlfriend has become good friends with my sister, sometimes they hang out and do girl type things on their own.

Pretty much the only rule we have is that if a door is closed you knock and wait for a response, otherwise the door wouldn't be closed. Most awkward thing that happens is when one of us forgets to close the bathroom door and gets walked in on while taking a dump, it's not even that awkward, just a simple "Whoops, let me know when you're done I gotta take a mean shit" and that's the end of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:14:00 No.111523513 Report

Quoted By: >>111523627

>>111523348
I guess, I could do that. He better be prepared though. I've been eating a lot of popsicles recently!

I hope you're reading this John!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:15:00 No.111523584 Report

Quoted By: >>111523880

THIS WHOLE THREAD, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:15:00 No.111523596 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523279
>knowing your brother's dick size
I never did understand how siblings end up with this information. I mean, do you fucks just never lock your doors or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:16:00 No.111523627 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523513
Oh I am Karen ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:16:00 No.111523649 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523383
does Reddit have this exact same thread?
cause if so... I'll go on there... i don't give a fuck anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:16:00 No.111523658 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523480
>gf and sister are friends
3SOME
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:17:00 No.111523681 Report

Quoted By: >>111523784

>>111523384

N-no! Ken, it's too tight!

But I poop from there!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:17:00 No.111523694 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523296
it's only uncomfortable if you hug them around their arms. If you go under the arms and just hug the torso it's quite nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:18:00 No.111523784 Report

Quoted By: >>111523887

>>111523681
Do you want me to tell on you?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:19:00 No.111523850 Report

Quoted By: >>111524110

>>111523408
Heh, you're welcome.
You have to know how to treat kids right, who knows, maybe even with a cold heart, a kid could thaw it out for you.
Oh, and don't get angry easily at her, she might get scared.
That's my last tip.
God, I feel half of the stuff I wrote just now feels so cliche.
But that's just how I feel about that subject.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:20:00 No.111523880 Report

Quoted By: >>111524000

>>111523584

Don't fight it, go with the flow.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:20:00 No.111523887 Report

Quoted By: >>111523951

>>111523784

Okay, okay! Just be gentle...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:21:00 No.111523951 Report

Quoted By: >>111524156

>>111523887
No.
>sticks in without lube
Wow! you are tight sis!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:21:00 No.111523984 Report

Quoted By:

>parenting and incest with /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:22:00 No.111524000 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523880
touch me...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:22:00 No.111524030 Report

Quoted By:

>>111523480

Same here, cheers to us for maintaining what I think is a healthy relationship between family.

Not incest, goddamnit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:23:00 No.111524044 Report

Quoted By: >>111524141

>neat idea for a thread
>good posts
>roleplaying that I'm fapping to
>advice on how to get relatives to like you more

THREAD OF THE YEAR, ALL YEARS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:24:00 No.111524110 Report

Quoted By: >>111524377

>>111523850
I hope she can warm up my cold, cold soul.

I actually really like children specially girls not in a sexual way but from a distance.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:24:00 No.111524141 Report

Quoted By:

>>111524044
I love you /v/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:24:00 No.111524156 Report

Quoted By: >>111524227 >>111524863

>>111523951

Ah! You jerk... I told you it's too big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:25:00 No.111524227 Report

Quoted By: >>111524437 >>111524508 >>111524533

>>111524156
Ahhhhhh
>thrusts my hips
I'm sorry Maria! My hips are moving on their own!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:28:00 No.111524377 Report

Quoted By:

>>111524110
Ah, quite glad to hear that.
I'm about the same.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:29:00 No.111524437 Report

Quoted By:

>>111524227
>My hips are moving on their own!

That's perfect end it there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:29:00 No.111524508 Report

Quoted By:

>>111524227
I lost it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:30:00 No.111524533 Report

Quoted By: >>111524921 >>111525113

>>111524227

AHHH MY ASS IS BEING USED AS A PUSSY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:32:00 No.111524681 Report

Quoted By:

>>111522440

fuk dat shit yo, I'll play with you. Sam motherfucking B, headstomping niggers WHO DO YOU VOODOO, BITCH?!

I GOT A ZOMBIE ARMY, AND YOU CAN'T HARM ME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:33:00 No.111524742 Report

Quoted By:

http://chanarchive.org/request_votes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:34:00 No.111524782 Report

Quoted By: >>111524810

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:35:00 No.111524810 Report

Quoted By:

>>111524782

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:36:00 No.111524863 Report

Quoted By: >>111524921

>>111524156
>the sister never responded
What happened???
Did she die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:37:00 No.111524921 Report

Quoted By: >>111524976

>>111524533

>>111524863

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:38:00 No.111524966 Report

Quoted By: >>111525164

That feel when this shit just got archived. Perfect fap material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:38:00 No.111524976 Report

Quoted By:

>>111524921
Oh didn't see a pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:40:00 No.111525113 Report

Quoted By: >>111525323 >>111525362

>>111524533
AH YOUR SO GOOD! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE! SIS HURRY! B-BACK THAT ASS UP!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:41:00 No.111525164 Report

Quoted By: >>111525460 >>111525852

>>111524966
>that feel when people cyber for you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:43:00 No.111525242 Report

Quoted By: >>111525341

371 REPLIES

BYE BYE THREAD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:44:00 No.111525323 Report

Quoted By: >>111525420

>>111525113

AH YES! LET'S CUM TOGETHER!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:44:00 No.111525341 Report

Quoted By: >>111525471 >>111525524

>>111525242
>That feel when you just got here...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:45:00 No.111525362 Report

Quoted By: >>111525509

>>111525113
>YOUR
NOOOOOO
ONII-CHAN KAWAII DESU SUGOI KEIKAKU DORI

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:46:00 No.111525420 Report

Quoted By: >>111525500 >>111525572

>>111525323
YES MARIA! I LOVE YOU! AHHHHH!
>cum

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:46:00 No.111525460 Report

Quoted By:

>>111525164
It's amazing.

I fucking love you, /v/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:46:00 No.111525471 Report

Quoted By: >>111525524

>>111525341
You can still read everything. Hope you have an auto update script. If not, just don't F5

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:47:00 No.111525500 Report

Quoted By: >>111525607 >>111525724

>>111525420
>cum
This reminds me off those times I spent on habbo where peeps typed *punch* *kick* to fight etc
You bobba.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:47:00 No.111525509 Report

Quoted By:

>>111525362
There just messing with us. We're yu evan on /v/ be for?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:47:00 No.111525524 Report

Quoted By:

>>111525341
>>111525471
Shit got archived, too.

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/22159

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:48:00 No.111525572 Report

Quoted By: >>111525750

>>111525420

Oh Ken... let's do it again sometime.

>The End I'm so wet, fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:49:00 No.111525607 Report

Quoted By: >>111525724

>>111525500
That's exactly what it is.

This is some Gaia-tier shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:50:00 No.111525724 Report

Quoted By:

>>111525500
>>111525607

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:51:00 No.111525750 Report

Quoted By: >>111525879 >>111525942

>>111525572
We can't tell our parents okay Maria? or Barbie she'd be pissed.

More like
>to be continued we still have that other hole
>implying your a girl.
Your.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:53:00 No.111525852 Report

Quoted By:

>>111525164
>cyber

Wait. You fucks don't actually try and cyber like this, do you?

I CAN'T FAP TO THIS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:53:00 No.111525879 Report

Quoted By: >>111526007 >>111526109

>>111525750
NOT IF YOUR MOM JOINS IN FIRST
WE CAN HAVE A THREESOME SON

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:54:00 No.111525942 Report

Quoted By: >>111526083

>>111525750
It will be our little secret...

and I guess you'll never know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:55:00 No.111526007 Report

Quoted By:

>>111525879
>implying i didn't mean Barbie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

Mom is chapter 3
There will never be a chapter 3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:56:00 No.111526083 Report

Quoted By: >>111526258

>>111525942
Will you marry me sis...

>implying I wanna know I do

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:57:00 No.111526109 Report

Quoted By: >>111526222 >>111526457

>>111525879
HEY SON
YA WINNIN-
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SON

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:59:00 No.111526222 Report

Quoted By: >>111526355 >>111526457

>>111526109
BACK OFF DAD! STOP BEING JAM! I GOT HER AND MOM!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 12:59:00 No.111526258 Report

Quoted By: >>111526409

>>111526083

OH I DO KEN. Fuck that slut.

And I hate to dissapoint, butI am.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:01:00 No.111526355 Report

Quoted By: >>111526379 >>111526457 >>111526499 >>111526514

>>111526222
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT GEEZ
I JUST WANTED YOU TO FUCK MY ASS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:01:00 No.111526379 Report

Quoted By:

>>111526355
I like were this is going.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:01:00 No.111526409 Report

Quoted By: >>111526744

>>111526258
OH MARIA! I love you! I promise to fuck you daily!
For a 3some?

hot.Not sure what to say now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:02:00 No.111526457 Report

Quoted By:

>>111526109
>>111526222
>>111526355

Oh boy here we go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:03:00 No.111526499 Report

Quoted By: >>111526559 >>111526589 >>111526734 >>111526883

>>111526355
NO DAD BECAUSE...
I am your ass...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:03:00 No.111526514 Report

Quoted By: >>111526734

>>111526355
OH
NO HOMO BY THE WAY
JUST FAMILY LOVE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:03:00 No.111526559 Report

Quoted By: >>111526647 >>111526734

>>111526499

THEN WHO WAS SON?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:04:00 No.111526589 Report

Quoted By: >>111526734

>>111526499
What Twistttttttttttttt!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:05:00 No.111526647 Report

Quoted By: >>111526734

>>111526559
Me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:06:00 No.111526734 Report

Quoted By:

>>111526499
>>111526514
>>111526559
>>111526589
>>111526647

I love you /v/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:06:00 No.111526744 Report

Quoted By: >>111526842

>>111526409
Just get an IM.

God damn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:08:00 No.111526842 Report

Quoted By: >>111526900

>>111526744
I have one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:09:00 No.111526883 Report

Quoted By:

>>111526499
NO SON
YOU CAN'T BE HALF-ASSED LIKE THAT
PLEASE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:09:00 No.111526900 Report

Quoted By: >>111526991 >>111527001

>>111526842
Get her IM address, numbnuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:10:00 No.111526991 Report

Quoted By: >>111527085

>>111526900
Maria left.
There was never a Maria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:10:00 No.111527001 Report

Quoted By:

>>111526900
she wants to fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:11:00 No.111527068 Report

Quoted By: >>111527142 >>111527202

>/v/ encouraging me to talk to girl I "cybered" with
wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:12:00 No.111527085 Report

Quoted By: >>111527332

>>111526991

STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:13:00 No.111527142 Report

Quoted By: >>111527230

>>111527068
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
JUST DO IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:14:00 No.111527202 Report

Quoted By: >>111527230

>>111527068
Why not?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:14:00 No.111527229 Report

Quoted By:

>412 posts
>only 114 images

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:14:00 No.111527230 Report

Quoted By: >>111527432 >>111527509

>>111527142
I think she left ;_;

>>111527202
No clue.

Dork

Dork Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:14:00 No.111527266 Report

Quoted By: >>111527339

How is this shit still here. 400 replies. Should have 404'd ages ago. Is it because it was archived?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:15:00 No.111527330 Report

Quoted By: >>111527501

I wish I had a cute girl to cyber with.

Oh who am I kidding, I don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:15:00 No.111527332 Report

Quoted By: >>111527423

>>111527085

I lol'd.

Good show, anons.

Also, there was never a Maria.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:16:00 No.111527339 Report

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>>111527266
because dubz :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:16:00 No.111527370 Report

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>>111521135
Oh shit, I fucking lost it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:17:00 No.111527423 Report

Quoted By: >>111527523

>>111527332
>MFW I samfagged the whole thread
I am Ken.
I am Maria.
I am OP.
I am you.
I am all.
I am /v/.
Now check my numbers.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:17:00 No.111527428 Report

Quoted By: >>111527468

>this thread is still alive
>my anus when

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:17:00 No.111527432 Report

Quoted By: >>111527502 >>111527660

>>111527230

Ken, remember who you are. You are my brother and the one true anon. Remember who you are.

Remember.

Remember.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:18:00 No.111527468 Report

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>>111527428
The 5th of November?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:18:00 No.111527501 Report

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>>111527330
This thread...

It's a conspiracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:18:00 No.111527502 Report

Quoted By: >>111527575

>>111527432
At least I still have Barbie...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:18:00 No.111527509 Report

Quoted By: >>111527646 >>111527848

>>111527230
ATLEAST LEAVE YOUR IM HERE THEN
MAYBE SHE DIDNT LEAVE HEAR AIM GIVEN THAT /v/ WOULD STALK THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM
GOD YOU ARE SLOW

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:18:00 No.111527523 Report

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>>111527423
4chan is a very strange place honestly. Most of the time it's just one dude talking shit to himself very fast with some random tripsirs who drop by every three moons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:19:00 No.111527575 Report

Quoted By: >>111527646

>>111527502

Ken do you have steam?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:20:00 No.111527646 Report

Quoted By: >>111527865

>>111527509
I'm making a throwaway yahoo

>>111527575
Indeed I do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:21:00 No.111527660 Report

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>>111527432
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f07xf2NcJiI

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:22:00 No.111527760 Report

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Ken here.

iamkenthesunyoureass@yahoo.com

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:23:00 No.111527848 Report

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>>111527509
>HEAR
>HIM
GOD I AM SO MAD I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE MY TYPOS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:24:00 No.111527865 Report

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>>111527646
steamcommunity.com/id/xAquarius/

>preparing for shitstorm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2011 13:24:00 No.111527879 Report

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We're on page 15 guys.

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