Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.

Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
!SIlVeSwtD.
[310 / 39 / ?]

Video Games as High School

!SIlVeSwtD. No.112079759 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Halo: The senior everyone used to like, he's actually taking an extra year because he didn't finish his requirements, and some people think he's overstaying his welcome.

Call Of Duty: The guy used to be the best around in history classes, but these days he's turned into one of those kids who's entirely focused on the military. Planning to join ROTC, applied to West Point already, that sort of thing. Some people think he's a real asshole, others can't get enough of him. On the football team. A Junior


Battlefield: Call of Duty's brother, Fraternal Twins, in fact. the two are very similar, but Battlefield has learned to drive and is considering going into the Air Force. Also a Junior.

Half Life: Practically a physics major already, Half Life is that one senior everyone loves. He's best in the school at physics, and is dating EVE. Senior.

Portal: Half Life's little sister, she made quite a splash when she arrived last year, and most people liked her despite her being a freshman. Now that she's a sophomore, she's still popular.