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>Get nagged about getting outside more
>Consult /v/ about outdoor activities
>Decide buy a bike
>$500 bike, several vidyas worth
>First week of riding
>Get chased by a coyote
>Nearly sprayed by a skunk
>Hissed at by geese for passing by
>Almost hit by people recklessly driving cars, in neighborhood roads
>Got several mosquito bites
>Swallowed and choked on an assortment of insects, took one to the eye
>Sunburned
>Saddle sores (It's like butt acne)
>All for ~$500

What the fuck is so grand about outdoors?