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Anonymous !Qr8nxdQEEQ!!12vZh+r8o2X Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:56:00 No.113683644 View View Reply Original Report

Just beat scouts campaign on hard mode, where is the hidden hat for sawmill? I already got the hat for luring 10 blu members into the saws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:56:00 No.113683704 Report

Quoted By: >>113683934

You get hats for the tutorials?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:58:00 No.113683829 Report

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Did you remember to give the Intel to the Sniper? He was actually a Spy, but if you follow him after giving the Intel you can kill him and take the hat from his corpse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:58:00 No.113683844 Report

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>bragging about editing the enemy AI in text mode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:58:00 No.113683851 Report

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You gotta look for the secret entrance for the saws and jump into it. It should take you to another level and after you beat that, you should get a hat. I haven't done it specifically though so I don't know what the level is like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:58:00 No.113683874 Report

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Sawmill's a bitch to get. You need to spend 5 minutes within 10 map units of one of the saws. Not even without savescumming can you do this. It is folly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:58:00 No.113683889 Report

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By the blue spawn in that tunnel on the right facing it, force of nature jump up onto the ledge in there

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:58:00 No.113683934 Report

Quoted By: >>113684012

>>113683704
No, you do in campaign mode they just added with the manniversary update.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:59:00 No.113683954 Report

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When luring the blu members into the saw, skip the third demo, he puts stickys on the ground in the corner of the map, jump and shoot them to get yourself high enough to grab it. You need the FaN and the Atomizer, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:59:00 No.113683999 Report

Quoted By: >>113684067 >>113684145 >>113684390 >>113684410 >>113687444 >>113687728 >>113696963

there is no campaign mode, this is just new fags trying to troll newer fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:59:00 No.113684002 Report

Quoted By: >>113684175

Fuck, can anyone help me with the Heavy Campaign?

I'm stuck on the mission where you need to save Natascha from the steel plant in Eastern Pittsburgh, but my Medic turns out to be a Blu spy and stabs me in the back randomly. Is there a secret path I'm supposed to go to? Or is the real Medic captured somewhere?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 08:59:00 No.113684012 Report

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>>113683934
>implying I'm going to fall for that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:00:00 No.113684067 Report

Quoted By: >>113684209

>>113683999

>mad because he can't find the campaign feature so he calls us trolls

Hehe, stay classy /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:00:00 No.113684145 Report

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>>113683999

>can't even read the wiki

oh jeez, get a load of this guy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:01:00 No.113684168 Report

Quoted By: >>113684850

I'm stuck on Demo's campaign, more specifically the Hydro level. When am I supposed to blow up the dam to flood BLU base? I always go way too early, and they end up escaping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:01:00 No.113684175 Report

Quoted By: >>113684350

>>113684002
>>113684002

You get the Sanvich right before that. The whole point of the mission is to illustrate how to use it. Did you not even read the mission briefing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:01:00 No.113684209 Report

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>>113684067
huehuehuehue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:01:00 No.113684230 Report

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Fucking shit, is anyone else tear jerked by the fucking Sniper ending?

>Father turned out to be a Spy the entire time for Blu
>;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:02:00 No.113684280 Report

Quoted By: >>113684434 >>113684449 >>113684633 >>113687174

Can anyone help me with the 9th mission of the spy campaign? It's the one where you're in the opera and have to find the enemy spy disguised as a team member. I am on hard so I have friendly fire on and I can't figure out which one it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:02:00 No.113684350 Report

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>>113684175

The Sandvich? Is this before or after the sprinkler system to put our fires turns out to be modified by an Engineer to shoot napalm out? Because fuck that took me by surprise.

RedditFriend !Qr8nxdQEEQ!!12vZh+r8o2X

RedditFriend !Qr8nxdQEEQ!!12vZh+r8o2X Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:03:00 No.113684390 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:03:00 No.113684400 Report

Quoted By: >>113687728

You know playing pretend on the internet is a sign of autism, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:03:00 No.113684402 Report

Quoted By: >>113684531 >>113684539

I can see why medic is the beginner class, even on hard his campaign Is fucking easy.

Except for the skill hat in viaduct.
How does anyone stay with the scout for 10 min without breaking medigun stream?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:03:00 No.113684410 Report

Quoted By: >>113687443

>>113683999

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:03:00 No.113684434 Report

Quoted By: >>113684637

>>113684280

Take off Le Party Phantom and equip the Dead Ringer. If you don't have the mask he'll shoot you first, and the Dead Ringer will let you survive the shot. Use this time to kill him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:03:00 No.113684449 Report

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>>113684280
you need to shoot their feet. for some reason they don't mind that. shoot each team member and figure out which one dies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:03:00 No.113684464 Report

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>>113684390

>Mad we call out your retardation
>Throw on a trip and pretend to agree with yourself

dat mad

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:04:00 No.113684531 Report

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>>113684402

Use the Quickfix.

Duh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:04:00 No.113684539 Report

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>>113684402
you need to find the quick fix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:05:00 No.113684619 Report

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT

Can someone explain this fucking shit to me about the Spy campaign?

So it turns out you were simply a fucking Blu spy the entire fucking time? You were purposely assimilated into Red ideals to make you the perfect spy? What in the actual fuck?

VideoVader !!/heHxQAt2q4

VideoVader !!/heHxQAt2q4 Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:05:00 No.113684633 Report

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>>113684280
Watch for when the stage lights shine brightly on the audience. The enemy Spy's disguise briefly shimmers his team color.
Or you could shuffle through the seats and bump into each of your teammates; you'll pass through them all except for the Spy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:05:00 No.113684637 Report

Quoted By: >>113684791

>>113684434

I haven't found the dead ringer yet. Is it in any of the previous missions or do I just buy it from the store?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:06:00 No.113684720 Report

Quoted By: >>113684820

> mfw anyone can tell this is fake because everyone itt is helpful and respectful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:06:00 No.113684791 Report

Quoted By: >>113684983

>>113684637
Talk to the RED Engineer twice after the Mountain Lab mission, and wait in the room for 20 seconds. He'll slip it into your pocket.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:07:00 No.113684820 Report

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>>113684720
>mfw you're right

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:07:00 No.113684850 Report

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>>113684168

Head to the turbines first and have a Spy come with you; the security system is there and have your Spy deactivate it. Then you need to go to the dish and sabotage their communications array (you can actually do the dish and turbines in either order, I just prefer turbines first). Once you do that they won't know you've destroyed the dam until it's too late.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:08:00 No.113684943 Report

Quoted By: >>113685130 >>113685220

MY GOODNESS

WHAT THE FUCK
beating all campaigns on hard with all hats unlocks the announcer campaign.
WHAT ELSE IS HIDDEN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:08:00 No.113684983 Report

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>>113684791

Alright, thanks. I've been itching to get past that level for days

Doctor Professor Tripfag !81MaSHiaZ.

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Doctor Professor Tripfag !81MaSHiaZ. Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:09:00 No.113685024 Report

Quoted By: >>113685135 >>113685168 >>113685584

>Heavy Campaign Ending

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:09:00 No.113685055 Report

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what the fuck?
Where can I find the campaign?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:10:00 No.113685130 Report

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>>113684943

Well, there is the Saxton Hale campaign, but I won't tell you how to unlock it, as just getting it is half the fun.

HINT: It involves crates.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:10:00 No.113685135 Report

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>>113685024
>that feel when you sacrifice yourself for the Medic.

Fuck that man, that part brought me to tears.

McBalderus

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McBalderus Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:10:00 No.113685168 Report

Quoted By: >>113685584

>>113685024
>Doktor...is there sandviches in heaven?
>mfw
I heard you can save him from the spy though...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:10:00 No.113685170 Report

Quoted By: >>113685976

So I need help with the sniper mission in the Himalayas.
Im on the mountain fortress mission, and can kill the gaurds on the outside, but when the spy walks in they all know who he is, what the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:10:00 No.113685184 Report

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To get the secret items, you need to talk to the administrator by CP_Well, then switch maps to PL_Barnblitz. Use noclip and swim just along the edge of the map and you should find a vagineer. If you kill this vagineer, you'll get 999 of the item in the 6th slot of your backpack.

Sorry to reveal the secret.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:11:00 No.113685220 Report

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>>113684943

you unlock GabeN mode in multiplayer where you raid the Valve snack bar guarded by the formidable hungry Gabe Newell

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:11:00 No.113685234 Report

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>Dat secret pyro ending
GOOD ONE GABE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:12:00 No.113685334 Report

Quoted By: >>113687728

You seriously need to get out more /v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:12:00 No.113685346 Report

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>>113683644
This thread sucks. And I hate /v/ all the more now

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:14:00 No.113685467 Report

Quoted By: >>113685850

>The part when the Engineer gets his hand chopped off

Holy shit, that came right out of nowhere.
The mission afterwards was fucking amazing though. Revenge never felt so good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:15:00 No.113685584 Report

Quoted By: >>113685740

>>113685024
>>113685168
>not getting the good ending on Heavy's campaign

Come the fuck on guys, it's not that hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:16:00 No.113685740 Report

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>>113685584

You do know the bad ending is canon, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:17:00 No.113685756 Report

Quoted By: >>113686016

Can anyone help me find the atomizer in the scout campaign 2nd mission? I hit the home run and started a riot, but I haven't reached a shotgun or pistol yet and my only way is to triple jump over the crowd.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:17:00 No.113685850 Report

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>>113685467
>mfw I found it in a jar during the 6th Spy mission after you get past the level 2 sentry in the basement.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:18:00 No.113685926 Report

Quoted By: >>113686001 >>113686031 >>113686388

has anyone else seen the Team fortress 2 anime? i hated the lack of hats

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:19:00 No.113685969 Report

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>saxton hale campaign
>"you ARE Saxton hale" difficulty (any bullet hits you and game over, restart game)
>true ending

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS BADASS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:19:00 No.113685976 Report

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>>113685170
you need to take out the gaurds in the gaurd tower in the north west tower.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:19:00 No.113686001 Report

Quoted By: >>113687728

>>113685926
Also fake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:19:00 No.113686016 Report

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>>113685756

There's a soda machine to your left after the riot starts; shoot it to get a can of Bonk!. You can run through the crowd with it.

You don't get the Atomizer until the platforming mission in Offblast.

McBalderus

McBalderus Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:19:00 No.113686031 Report

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>>113685926
What?
I saw the sniper wearing his Crocleather slouch in the 4th episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:21:00 No.113686157 Report

Quoted By: >>113686518

Hey guys, anyone know the location to put your sentry in chapter 5 of Engineer on badwater? to cover the most ground? I have tried several different spots but I always get one or two teammates calling in for help.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:21:00 No.113686273 Report

Quoted By: >>113686355 >>113686428 >>113686744

I hated how the soldiers campaign was about time travel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:22:00 No.113686355 Report

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>>113686273
It fits well with his friendship with demoknight and the grodbert thing though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:22:00 No.113686375 Report

Quoted By: >>113686490

Have you guys heard about The max head behind the truck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:23:00 No.113686388 Report

Quoted By: >>113686478

>>113685926

I really liked the movie that came from that because it did include some of the early hats.
Anyone know if Valve plans on picking that series up again? That was some quality animation!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:23:00 No.113686428 Report

Quoted By: >>113686582 >>113686951

>>113686273

>Hated the time travel

How can anyone hate fighting in every major war in history? Yeah, Vietnam and WWI were shit, but WWII was brilliant.

McBalderus

McBalderus Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:23:00 No.113686478 Report

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>>113686388
Nah they ditched the project after the movie.
Something about the story not being able to move past them endlessly killing each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:24:00 No.113686490 Report

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>>113686375
You have to talk to the Administrator in 2fort City, then double-jump over to RED Island and swim on the shore up and down to find it. Retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:24:00 No.113686518 Report

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>>113686157
Trick a demo to sticky jump you onto the roof, build dispenser,then build sentry, but you need the wrangler and level 5 upgrade to get past the soldier/spy wave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:24:00 No.113686523 Report

Quoted By: >>113686778 >>113686828 >>113686866 >>113687728

I CAN'T WAIT FOR PENIS INSPECTION DAY TO BE OVER SO I CAN GET HOME AND PLAY WITH MY BRAND NEW FINGERBOX

Yeah, no. You're all fuckheads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:24:00 No.113686582 Report

Quoted By:

>>113686428

Really hated digging those trenches in WWI

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:26:00 No.113686744 Report

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>>113686273
>hating wwIV level

Are you alive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:26:00 No.113686778 Report

Quoted By: >>113686990

>>113686523
>>>/b/

seven

Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:27:00 No.113686828 Report

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>>113686523

At least this is about video games and is actually fun. Or maybe you would be more comfortable in a That Feel thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:27:00 No.113686866 Report

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>>113686523

You have a fingerbox too? Were you at the special event for the new line-up? I really like all the features they added in.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:27:00 No.113686878 Report

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>Engineer campaign
>Defeating the Octo-Heavy

Wrangler, repair, wrangler, repair.
I was in the fucking zone!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:28:00 No.113686951 Report

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>>113686428
>That mission where you go to the present and hunt down a version of you further in the timeline that became a Sunni insurgent.
>Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:28:00 No.113686960 Report

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I love how easy engineer gets when you unlock the spyscan sentry upgrade.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:28:00 No.113686963 Report

Quoted By: >>113687179 >>113687298 >>113687347

>My face during Two Forts, Two Betrayals

Fighting off both teams at once as a Heavy is an excellent idea, but I just can't survive for that long.

What weapon should I be using?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:28:00 No.113686990 Report

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>>113686778
You're directing me to /b/ for calling you out on faggotry that you're posting on /v/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:31:00 No.113687162 Report

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stupid f2ps not knowing about campaign mode

laughing whores.gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:31:00 No.113687174 Report

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>>113684280
One of your teammates has an unusual hat. The spy always disguises as him. It's easy to tell because enemy spies can't recreate unusual effect hats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:31:00 No.113687179 Report

Quoted By:

>>113686963
GRU
Sandvich (If you found it)
Tomislav
Run, shoot, run, shoot, heal, run, shoot.
You got to time it right with switching. Also, keep the the Health pickups, they refill your sandvich bar if its on cooldown.

Thats what I did anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:31:00 No.113687262 Report

Quoted By: >>113687596

>Spy Campaign
>Final Boss

>A Pyro decked out in armor from the sentries you destroyed, with the rockets mounted on his shoulders, a Dispenser on his back, and wielding a blood-spattered Frontier Justice from the Engineer you killed
>You need to sap each portion of the armor one by one
>mfw

That battle was fucking INTENSE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:32:00 No.113687298 Report

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>>113686963
Tomislav. They'll be on their own minding their own business working their own tasks so you can sneak up and kill them in a second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:32:00 No.113687310 Report

Quoted By: >>113687443 >>113687667 >>113687728

JUST SO YOU NEWFAGS KNOW, THERE IS NO SPECIAL ANNIVERSARY CAMPAIGN MODE. YOU ARE ALL BEING TROLLED SUPER HARD.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:32:00 No.113687347 Report

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>>113686963
The NataSasha.
Use spy to blackmail engineer to enable you to use it. It's both miniguns at once, so it's slow as shit, but it rapes everything.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:32:00 No.113687359 Report

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>Sniper ending
I wasn't ready for that twist.
The Announcer's gonna get her shit wrecked in the sequel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:33:00 No.113687443 Report

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>>113687310
>implying anyone is being trolled and anyone actually thinks there's a campaign
see >>113684410

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:33:00 No.113687444 Report

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>>113683999
>/v/ isn't allowed to have some fun

Why do you have to be a dick man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:34:00 No.113687459 Report

Quoted By: >>113687585 >>113687728

Make believe is for pre-schoolers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:35:00 No.113687585 Report

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>>113687459
Guess what. Video games run on make believe. If video games are for pre-schoolers, and you come on a board for video games only to troll, I've got some bad news for you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:35:00 No.113687595 Report

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I can't believe I actually looked.
Not new, just stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:35:00 No.113687596 Report

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>>113687262
>not using the homewrecker
fucking casual

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:35:00 No.113687598 Report

Quoted By: >>113691578

I managed to get the Mega Happy ending with Sniper. It was amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:36:00 No.113687667 Report

Quoted By: >>113691919

>>113687310
f2per detected.
You have to spend 20$ at the manco store or buy the game at a store to unlock access If you did not buy before it went free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:36:00 No.113687690 Report

Quoted By: >>113687749

I dont understand you /v/. This place would be so much better if people would just ignore threads that they disagree with. Then everyone can discuss topics with like minded people and everyone will have fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:36:00 No.113687728 Report

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>>113683999
>>113684400
>>113685334
>>113686001
>>113686523
>>113687310
>>113687459
>same buttmad thrice analdevastated person who hasn't seen these threads before and calls others newfags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:37:00 No.113687749 Report

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>>113687690
You must be new here. Sensibility is to be left at the door.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:37:00 No.113687759 Report

Quoted By: >>113688012

Ok, so I broke out of jail in the 6th demoman mission for stealing (Go figure), but I accidentally picked up the sticky jumper. How do I beat the mission now? I don't really feel like restarting.

Also, I died of laughter in the pyro ending.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:37:00 No.113687776 Report

Quoted By: >>113687967 >>113688127

>MY
>FUCKING
>FACE
>WHEN

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:39:00 No.113687967 Report

Quoted By:

>>113687776
SPOILERS MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU KNOW THEM

JESUS CHRIST

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:40:00 No.113688012 Report

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>>113687759
Skillful use of the Caber you find in the 3rd mission.

It takes a bit to get used to, and quite a few trips back to the Resupply Closets, but it's awesome.

A Jill Taco

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:40:00 No.113688047 Report

Quoted By: >>113688348

>>113683644
>looked at the picture
>okay
>looked at it again
>BLU engie with RED toolboxes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:41:00 No.113688127 Report

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>>113687776
>>113687776
>Jimmy, you can't get past the pyro at that speed!
>"You know me!"
>Jimmy, Jimmy put your mask back on!
>"I can't..I can't breathe..."
>JIMMY!
>JIMMY NOOOOO

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:41:00 No.113688129 Report

Quoted By: >>113688311 >>113688497 >>113688748

>mfw the Pyro campaign

Fucking Announcer.

>mfw someone burned down the Pyro's house when he was a young boy, killing his mother and sparking his obsession with fire
>Announcer leads him on a wild goose chase, saying that this member or that member of BLU was the culprit
>Final Mission was a fucking solo rampage of a massive expansion of 2fort on a dark and stormy night
>Armed with modified weapons - flamethrower that causes explosions, shotgun with incendiary ammo, and a OHKO axe
>Body armor from recycled Sentries, M2 with Shotgun out to fire rockets
>A Dispenser on your back
>BLU is EVERYWHERE - Soldiers, Heavies, Medics, Sentries...EVERYTHING IS SHOOTING YOU.
>But you don't give a single fuck, you're hunting down the man that ruined your life.
>In the 2fort intel room, you break down the glass and jump into the conference room, which leads into a whole new map, pretty much
>Continue rampaging through the level as a one man army until you come to the main sanctum of 2fort.
>Inside: a file on a table, with a newspaper article inside
>Read it
>YOUNG ARSONIST BURNS DOWN HOME, MISHAP WITH MATCHES MURDERS MOTHER
>mfw the Announcer says "I may have been wrong on a few...details...but I -did- show you who killed your mother..."
>my fucking face when Pyro just drops his weapons and cries on the floor, the Announcer mocking, "But don't worry, Pyro...we're your family now. You won't burn US to death too, right...?" and laughs as the screen fades to black.

Pyro...he had a hard life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:41:00 No.113688184 Report

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How to get the Pyro's Hadouken

Must have all weapons, achievements, and hats. Then, go to Badwater Basin. Reach the final payload, which launches you through the air at the end of the level. Just before you reach the wall, jump up and use the Homewrecker or Powerjac on the wall. Inside, there will be a large health pack. Get it, and then jump into the pit and die. Repeat this five times. On the fifth time through, a TV will appear on that same ledge. The Announcer will appear on it, and tell you how to perform the Hadouken. It one shots every enemy in the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:42:00 No.113688310 Report

Quoted By: >>113688564

I wish there was a campaign...
Even it they're only little 10 min missions, they could at least flesh out the characters a little

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:42:00 No.113688311 Report

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>>113688129
lolbadending

Play it through again and choose the right choices. You'll get the good ending, which is fucking hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:43:00 No.113688348 Report

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>>113688047
>doesn't know you beat that level by obverclocking on bonk and swapping some of his toolboxes to basically kill himself

How about you actually Play the game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:44:00 No.113688482 Report

Quoted By: >>113690418

Did anyone else have a hard item fighting the secret saxton hale boss? Hes all the way at the bottom of nucleus if you havent found him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:45:00 No.113688495 Report

Quoted By: >>113688737

Heavy Ending Spoiler Alert

The explosion sent shockwaves across the factory's and the surrounding plains. As the bodies of the enemy fell around them, the mercenaries yelled and cheered in delight. For what, exactly, they were celebrating, no one knew, and the human cost for victory was great. But for now, it seemed rest would be reward enough.

As the mercenaries cheered, the shadow of a strange figure swayed in the smoke and fire. Two men, the larger one being carried by the lither man, hobbled into the clear air. The mercenaries lowered their weapons, recognizing the duo as their own.

The gargantuan beast clutched the grievous wound. This pain was nothing like he had ever felt. As his blood flowed and dripped onto his friend and the cold earth, he felt his strength pour out of his body, waning like the face of the moon.

It was too much. The man's leg's went limp as his body dropped fully into the hands of his friend.

If there was anyone that knew about death, it was this man. The wound was too grievous for even him to comprehend. Frustration boiled in his face. There was nothing he could do.

But he knew his friend's pride and air of invincibility. Though his friend may lose his life, he would not lose that. He could not let him lose it. After seeing his lifetof starvation, rage, loss, and false hopes?

He could not rob his friend of the only thing he had ever owned in this world. Never.

But the large yet naive man looked into his all-knowing friend's pained face and knew.

"This is good. Put me down here."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:45:00 No.113688497 Report

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>>113688129
>sparking his obsession with fire

Subtle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:45:00 No.113688564 Report

Quoted By: >>113688633

>>113688310
The characters get fleshed out tons by the Meet The: Videos.

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:46:00 No.113688592 Report

Quoted By: >>113697776

The Medic ending was alright, Having to protect that dying heavy and all from the horde of BLU team. Heavy was going to die anyway, and the Medic lost his Medigun earlier on in the cutscene, so why even bother? Nevertheless, that 'WE GO TOGETHER, DOCTOR' final scene had me in tears. Picture related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:46:00 No.113688633 Report

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>>113688564
That only explains their personalities or their major traits, not where they came from, how they came to be themselves, etc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:48:00 No.113688737 Report

Quoted By: >>113688885

>>113688495
And so the lithe man rested the gargantuan on the floor. A small puddle of blood began to form under him.

The lithe man grabbed his friend's large hand. Though his breathing grew faint, the air whistled with each dying breath the giant took.

The fellow mercenaries walked slowly, lowering the iconic helmets of their bloody trade, obscuring their downtrodden faces as they observed their comrade's final minutes on Earth.

Everyone was here, and under the blue sky and scorched air, all was good. The giant blinked, and with half open eyes, took one final look at his friends, and then at the lithe man next to him. This was good. This was the end.

Clutching Sasha, he opened his mouth to speak to his friend one final time.

"Will there be Sandviches in Heaven, Doktor?"

He cracked a weak smile and fixed his glasses. Nothing has chanegd, he thought.

"Ja, my camarade. There vill be Sandviches."

And so the large man died, surrounded by the only family he had known.

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:48:00 No.113688748 Report

Quoted By: >>113688896 >>113689068

>>113688129
>mfw I didn't play the Pyro mission yet
fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:48:00 No.113688800 Report

Quoted By: >>113689022

Man, I hate the 10th heavy mission. I got paired with the heavy that uses the brass beast on offense.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:49:00 No.113688885 Report

Quoted By:

>>113688737
>>113688737
>>113688737
SPOILER TAGS YOU FUCK

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:49:00 No.113688896 Report

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>>113688748
*campaign
my bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:51:00 No.113689022 Report

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>>113688800
Lol brass beast. The game recommends to use Natasha when loading why wouldn't you do that?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:52:00 No.113689068 Report

Quoted By: >>113689253

>>113688748

>Haven't played the campaign yet
>Read spoiler tags anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:53:00 No.113689181 Report

Quoted By:

>>113689103

>Didn't find the Machina

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:53:00 No.113689194 Report

Quoted By: >>113689418 >>113690418

>>113689103
>playing the sniper campaign
Shit is boring.

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:54:00 No.113689253 Report

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>>113689068
>half of it wasn't even in spoiler tags

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:55:00 No.113689364 Report

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>chapter 9
>lost my rifle when I get discovered
>autosave after cutscene
>my face when I only have the huntsman left

>my face again when my last manual save was chapter 2

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:55:00 No.113689372 Report

Quoted By:

>see thread
>remember that TF2 youtube adventure with the pyro
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:55:00 No.113689418 Report

Quoted By: >>113689760

>>113689194
The side-scrolling part in chapter three where you're stuck with only a Tribalman's Shiv and Huntsman was pretty fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:56:00 No.113689464 Report

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Shit, what was the name of the song that played in mission 5 of the Engineer campaign, after Lumberyard burns down?

It was amazing but I can't find it anywhere

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 09:59:00 No.113689711 Report

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>mfw true ending for pyro

why didn't anybody tell me she was a fucking time traveller from the future?

A Jill Taco

A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:00:00 No.113689760 Report

Quoted By: >>113689963

>>113689418
>the side-scrolling mission
>fun
NO. IT. WASN'T. It felt like a cheap Mario game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:02:00 No.113689963 Report

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>>113689760
That's because you're a fag and played on easy mode.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:02:00 No.113689986 Report

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>my face when the soldier campaign had a karma meter

keep your fucking team captain valve, i'm not gonna pick saving a buch of whiny pussies over rocket jumping over them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:04:00 No.113690131 Report

Quoted By: >>113690237 >>113690344

>scout missions
>half off them are platforming
>can't finish last area unless you have both the atomizer and the FaN unlocked
>that fight with the spy who fucked scout's mother at the end

GABE

Also why is spy the last boss so many times? He's really not that hard to kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:06:00 No.113690237 Report

Quoted By:

>>113690131
Because the devs have a boner for the frenchie. How else can you explain the dead ringer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:06:00 No.113690238 Report

Quoted By: >>113690292

>Those fucking vehicle parts in the engineer sections

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:07:00 No.113690292 Report

Quoted By: >>113690393

>>113690238
Oh my fucking GOD. It was like the car missions AND the airboat missions in Half-Life 2 all over again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:07:00 No.113690338 Report

Quoted By:

FUND IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:07:00 No.113690344 Report

Quoted By:

>>113690131
>that one escort mission on medic's campaign
>the engie you are escorting back to his engie nest is a spy
>if he dies, you lose the level
>get him to base
>he saps everything and tries to kill you

why... why can't we just let him die in the mission?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:08:00 No.113690393 Report

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>>113690292
Wait until you get to the bike mission.
You have to let the sentry shoot for you and follow the damn train.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:09:00 No.113690418 Report

Quoted By: >>113690543

>>113689194
How the hell can you say that?

the chapter with zephanaia mann was arguably the best story telling in all of tf2. It made me proud to wear my gold painted gibus.

>>113688482
Hale was easy compared to silas mann( aka the hhh.)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:10:00 No.113690543 Report

Quoted By: >>113690762

>>113690418
How about that mission after you beat all the other stories where you have to take out All of Australia
Holy shit, was that difficult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:11:00 No.113690581 Report

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>People complaining about a troll thread
>Stop having fun you guys! Trolls! Trolllls!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:12:00 No.113690642 Report

Quoted By: >>113691002 >>113691398

>heavy's gag ending
>mfw zangief cameos

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:12:00 No.113690683 Report

Quoted By: >>113691231

Why is demoman's campaign so easy?
so many stages were just "behead x target"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:13:00 No.113690725 Report

Quoted By:

>Snipers Pilgrimage to Uluru mission.
>The defining choice between his good and bad endings.
>Jeep overturned, legs broken, Saxton Hale on my trail.
>But I kept on climbing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:14:00 No.113690762 Report

Quoted By:

>>113690543
>>113690543
I found it over the top but fucking hilarious. I wouldve been surprised if it did blow up

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:14:00 No.113690784 Report

Quoted By: >>113690920

>mfw I just remembered the boss after you complete all 9 campaigns
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5WjT5iSD7k

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:16:00 No.113690920 Report

Quoted By: >>113691251

>>113690784
>that feel when, if you can beat him, you can play as him in any campaign

Also, I hear you can unlock civie... how do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:16:00 No.113690924 Report

Quoted By: >>113691207

archive this thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:17:00 No.113691002 Report

Quoted By: >>113691260

>>113690642
Soldier's gag ending was great, too.

I was NOT expecting that Evangelion reference.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:20:00 No.113691207 Report

Quoted By:

>>113690924

Yes, let's archive this thread.

As a shining example of /v/ managing to hold a great conversation of the greatest videogame campaign of our time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:20:00 No.113691231 Report

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>>113690683
this.
but it was kinda cool in a way, what with the stealthy stickys and stuff

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:20:00 No.113691251 Report

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>>113690920
I don't think you can, bro.
I think that's a just a myth.
But then, again, this game is FULL of fucking secrets. :I

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:20:00 No.113691260 Report

Quoted By:

>>113691002
Soldier had a lot of silly hidden stuff.
>that one time rocket jump mission
>take small detour near end, find a door that can be rocketed open
>the room is nothing but hats raining from the ceiling
>any that land on your head stick to you and won't fall off for the rest of the mission

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:22:00 No.113691398 Report

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>>113690642

for my money the best one was spys.

i mean, the "everybody's spy" thing was obvious, but it's just the sheer length they went to to accomplish it, and the sheer numbers, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:23:00 No.113691485 Report

Quoted By: >>113691546

That one level in the scout campaign where you're forced to run with a broken leg, taking damage everytime you take a step.

Goddamn

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:23:00 No.113691523 Report

Quoted By: >>113691721 >>113692273

>Doing Engineer on NG+
>Have a +10 Jag and +5 Lightning Frontier Justice
>Halfway through hoodoo
>Fucking Heavy Medic is around the corner
>Construct sentry
>Level 2
>YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED
>It's a dickass Spy with Dead Ringer
>Using wrangler to get him to waste cloak
>He uncloaks right around the corner
>I run around it to nail him with my shotgun
>FUCK HEAVY MEDIC HAPPENED TO BE PATHING RIGHT THERE
>MEDIC HAPPENS TO POP KRITZKREIG POWER
>Get my shit stomped in, limping away
>Sentry sapped
>Kritz ends
>MEDIC POPS UBER
>WTFGHGATLGRHGTLRGHGGL
>Spy gets backstab on me a step from medkit
>118,000 metal

Fuck this game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:24:00 No.113691546 Report

Quoted By:

>>113691485
there is a glitch where you can sorta skip half the level if you do this one pixel perfect jump

though if you miss too much you are kind of fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:24:00 No.113691578 Report

Quoted By:

>>113687598

>Implying the bad endings are not the best.
I seriously hope you guys don't think this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:25:00 No.113691661 Report

Quoted By: >>113691767 >>113691919 >>113691929

Campaign?
I have TF2 and I have never seen any "Campaign" option.
how do i do it?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:26:00 No.113691721 Report

Quoted By:

>>113691523
>>113691523
oh look its THAT guy again -.-

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:26:00 No.113691767 Report

Quoted By: >>113691895

>>113691661
>f2p wanting to play campaigns

buy a hat you poor faggot.

Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:26:00 No.113691777 Report

Quoted By: >>113691834 >>113691846 >>113691956 >>113693221

THIS THREAD IS A LIE, THERE IS NO CAMPAIGN
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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:27:00 No.113691784 Report

Quoted By: >>113691994

>That plot-twist when teleporter have a error and take you to the past
> knowing the enginner dad
>mothefucking badass
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:27:00 No.113691834 Report

Quoted By:

>>113691777
confirmed f2p without campaign access.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:27:00 No.113691846 Report

Quoted By:

>>113691777
>MFW this faggot hasn't unlocked the campaign

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:28:00 No.113691895 Report

Quoted By: >>113692075 >>113692320

>>113691767
No I bought the whole game ages ago, before F2P.
Havnt played it in a long time though... was it an update?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:28:00 No.113691900 Report

Quoted By:

what the fuck are you guys talking about? TF2 has a campaign?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:28:00 No.113691919 Report

Quoted By:

>>113691661
see
>>113687667
>>113687667
you need to contact support if you don't have it and should have it. You aren't the first person I heard to not have it. shits still buggy you know

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:28:00 No.113691929 Report

Quoted By: >>113692320

>>113691661
Have you completed all of the tutorials / practices yet?
That's the only way it unlocks. Makes sense?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:29:00 No.113691956 Report

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>>113691777
>777

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:29:00 No.113691994 Report

Quoted By: >>113692432

>>113691784
>my face when I found out how to get the teddy misc

worst part is that it's a story hat (because paradoxes or some shit) so I can't skip it. so fucking heartbreaking to steal the engineer's hand-made teddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:30:00 No.113692075 Report

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>>113691895
they just added it.

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:32:00 No.113692273 Report

Quoted By: >>113692581 >>113693075

>>113691523

>Sniper campaign
>That fucking scout with the speed boots in the valley
>Have bazzar bargain equipped
>Got the 6 headshots needed to not fail the mission
>Need to headshot scout
>He's moving at the speed of light
>I fail if I get a body shot
>IT'S GO TIME

A Jill Taco

A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:33:00 No.113692320 Report

Quoted By: >>113694239

>>113691895
Yes, in fact, this week was the Manniversary Update. I think it was two or three days ago. They added some hats, a new taunt, an extra Misc slot (finally), and more reskinned bullshit.
Campaign was added as well. ( >>113691929 )

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:35:00 No.113692432 Report

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>>113691994

i read a FAQ long time ago, and they said you CAN get the lincoln hat, but the drop rate it's 0,05% only in cap 7 after the mid-boss battle.
i never get it ;_;

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:36:00 No.113692581 Report

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>>113692273
>can't kill the scout
just wait till you get to the last level with the 10 heavy bosses with GRU/Tomislav that chase you all around Nucleus

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:37:00 No.113692639 Report

Quoted By: >>113692957

>2fort
>finally made it to sewer
>all those fucking demos in the water
>find a backburner near a pillar
>run into enemy base
>seems clear
>THAT FUCKING INVISIBLE ENGY AND SENTRY GUN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:40:00 No.113692805 Report

Quoted By: >>113697776

>end of heavy campaign
>doktor holding dieing heavy in hands
>heavy asks if there will be sandvich in heaven
>heavy gives doktor the pocket medic
>mfw

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:42:00 No.113692957 Report

Quoted By: >>113693162

>>113692639
>invisible engineer
Nigger what?
Now you're just making shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:43:00 No.113693075 Report

Quoted By: >>113693264

>>113692273
Did you go back and play Snipers alternate missions after the first split in six?

>Be instructed by a aboriginal god to cleanse all of Australia.
>Aiming for the Australian Prime Minister in the Sydney Opera House.
>Suddenly the game takes control, and you shoot the Announcer in the abdomen.
>Did not fucking expect that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:44:00 No.113693099 Report

Quoted By: >>113693147

>scout campaign final boss music
>1:43 epic as fuck
>meleeing blus left and right, stuck with boston basher due to bad choice in the trade with the heavy
>HAVE TO GET TO THAT POINT
>HAVE TO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER

;_;7

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:44:00 No.113693147 Report

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>>113693099
forgot music like a dummy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlzyOJCCtns&list=PL172A2838A11ACF64&index=7

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:44:00 No.113693162 Report

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>>113692957

Yup. If you throw your pyro doll he activates the wrangler beam and you get to see where it's at.

Protip: The engineer has a frontier justice equipped and is BEHIND YOU as you enter the second sewer. If you kill the sentry first he rapes you with crits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:45:00 No.113693221 Report

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>>113691777
>>113691777
you are a newfag

here is the soldier's campaign everybody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UutF7yxypM

continue with tf2 campaign general thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:46:00 No.113693264 Report

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>>113693075
Oh fuck, forgot my spoiler tags.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:46:00 No.113693283 Report

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>that blue Engineer ending

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:51:00 No.113693654 Report

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>Pyro campaign
>The part where there's no ammo forever and you're supposed to run out of everything and be forced to use axe in the heavy fight
>Explore the buildings
>Find a +Taunt upgrade
>wonder what it does
>Get to heavy fight
>axe is doing shit all to him
>that un-reachable medic with the crusaders crossbow in the window keeps healing him
>Once he does the super spinup mini-gun stab and shoot attack I get raped every time
>Still wondering why I got a +taunt ability
>like 10th attempt
>keep chopping heavy
>medic keeps healing
>heavy gets dizzy from too much medicine
>run behind him
>pull out empty flare gun
>why not
>taunt
>mfw

A Jill Taco

A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:52:00 No.113693700 Report

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>>113693221
Damn, making want to start a newgame+.
I loved that campaign.
Soldier's is in my top 3. 1. Medic2. Pyro3. Soldier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:53:00 No.113693761 Report

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>that one spy mission at coldfront where you're stuck in the enemy base during a blizzard with a lone enemy pyro
>find enemy team's quarters
>Pyro's diary
>crudely drawn comic of a gas station attendant catching his wife cheating on him and burning their house down with him and his family still inside
>there's an image between the pages of a severely burned man in an asylum talking to the administrator
>set down diary
>pyro is right behind me
>NOPENOPENOPENOPE

some of the sad moments really got to me too
>dat showdown between the demo and the soldier
>dat sniper mission where you pick off your own tammates trying to catch a spy only to find he was behind you the entire time
>dat soldier's final stand

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:53:00 No.113693762 Report

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>>113693283
>"Goodnight Irene."
>cry like a little girl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:56:00 No.113694012 Report

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Scout campaign is my favorite.
>mfw the boss battles
>I waste all my ammo and have to use the bat
>while doing a vanilla run (no hats, only vanilla weapons)
>Best TF2 moment ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:58:00 No.113694159 Report

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>TF2
>Campaign

CS player here, so what am i reading? when did tf2 get a campaign

A Jill Taco

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:58:00 No.113694165 Report

Quoted By: >>113694288

>Dat BAWS Pyro ending

A Jill Taco

A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 10:59:00 No.113694239 Report

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>>113694159
>didn't read the thread

>>113692320

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:00:00 No.113694288 Report

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>>113694165
>at the beggining of the campaign the team's examining a map
>see the oil rig
>instantly knew final boss was gonna be there

IT WAS OBVIOUS!

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:05:00 No.113694683 Report

Quoted By: >>113694993 >>113696029

>doing engi run
>always being backed up by pyro with a homewrecker
>on final mission
>pyro takes off mask
>pyro's female, gets into backstory about her pa dying in an oil rig explosion
>gets all depressed, starts crying into engi's shoulder
>mfw no romantic plot develops and were still just bros broing it up

i mean, i'm not one for romantic plots, but that shit was just so obvious.

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:07:00 No.113694850 Report

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>mfw True Medic Ending
My tear glands will be dry for months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:09:00 No.113694993 Report

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>>113694683

look at this faggot who didn't get the true ending

look at him and laugh

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:09:00 No.113695007 Report

Quoted By: >>113695323

>scout campaign ending after the final boss
>scout discovers his father was the red spy he bludgeoned to death
>the spy put in his will to give the scout his mask
>mfw it goes back to the beginning where the red spy is disguised and talking with the scout and having a great time
>mfw there are tears behind the spies mask knowing he could never show his face to his son

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:14:00 No.113695323 Report

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>>113695007
you posted the best thing about the spy story while forgetting to put spoilertags

also your last 3 digits are 007 on a spy post great stuff

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:17:00 No.113695526 Report

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I WANT TO BELIEVE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:19:00 No.113695663 Report

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>heavy campaign
>the part where medic betrays you
>that feel when he was absolutely right
>the war between red and blu will never end, people will just keep suffering and dying to fill the announcer's pockets

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:24:00 No.113696029 Report

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>>113694683
>Didn't get the true ending

It was a friendly spy wearing a pyro suit on top of a girl mask. He was trying to slander the real one. The real pyro comes in later and is like 'wtf r u doin'

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A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:24:00 No.113696040 Report

Quoted By: >>113696260

If this thread doesn't get archived, I swear to shit...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:27:00 No.113696260 Report

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>>113696040
don't worry, i took care of it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:27:00 No.113696264 Report

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>Soldier campaign
>Dust Bowl mission
>Engineer becomes bro from protecting all his shit during the demo invasion
>Upgrades the reserve shooter
I'm loving the extra damage + speed movement. Just shows that the reserve is top tier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:28:00 No.113696351 Report

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>quarter way through Heavy campaign
>enemy heavy challenges me to a fit fight on the roof of the train
>mow him down with Sascha
>die suddenly
>hear a Sniper say "Not an ounce of honor in that lard body of yours!"

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:32:00 No.113696624 Report

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>my face during the EL MUCHACHO/EL PESADO teamup

A Jill Taco

A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:35:00 No.113696797 Report

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>>113696624
>the boy / the heavy teamup
I suppose you mean the Scout?
el explorador

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:36:00 No.113696880 Report

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>>113696797

it's the pyro man. didn't you see that video? they made a reference to it in the medic campaign granted it was an optional gag sidemission, but still with said teamup.

d~( ' w ' )~b !!34XEmSSuMxG

d~( ' w ' )~b !!34XEmSSuMxG Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:38:00 No.113696963 Report

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>>113683999
I fell for it like a year ago

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:40:00 No.113697144 Report

Quoted By: >>113697403 >>113697440 >>113698638

>that feel when Ms. Pauling is your waifu

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:42:00 No.113697275 Report

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>That feel when medic got a non flammable suit
Jesus fuck, I've never been so happy.

>Hidden item in heavy's mountain log house
SO MUCH RAPE, BUT FOR THE PRICE OF NOT BEING ABLE TO BE HEALED.
Not like being healed mattered much anyway, the medic is gone in half the missions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:44:00 No.113697382 Report

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I would actually buy a game like this

A Jill Taco

A Jill Taco Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:44:00 No.113697403 Report

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>>113697144
>yfw Ms. pauling is in Meet the Medic

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:45:00 No.113697440 Report

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>>113697144
Hey.

Hey. Hey.

I'll fucking fight you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:48:00 No.113697599 Report

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Somehow the whole thing with hats reminds me of Majora's Mask. Fund it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:50:00 No.113697776 Report

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>>113688592
>>113692805
Sounds like someone didn't use the crusaders crossbow in combination with the amputator to acheive the good ending. I must be the only one that knows.
>heavy dying
>have to protect him
>Gee, no medigun, but what happens if I use those healing arrows and taunt?
>Heavy yells "I Live!!!"
>holy shizzle
>mission changes from protecting to "go medieval on their ass using only medieval weapon sets"
>heavy uses fists of steel
>New objective
>hunt down the scout who wounded heavy, a three-rune blade user who doesnt bleed if he misses
>we get to the checpoint
>open door leading to cp_well
>rest of team at middle point, got scout cornered
>almost at said point when we hear screaming inside the big train-house
>heavy says "what was that?"
>walk inside, soldier and pyro dead
>heavy: How could this happen!?
>half a demoknight on the floor, he was cut in half, looks up and says
>"He... Is... Possessed!"
>thus begins the fight with the scout possessed by the spirit that escaped from the horsemans headtaker when he bisected the demo and broke his blade
>soda popper with super-fast charge, rune blade that halves natascha slowdown and bleed on miss, winger that always shoot crits. He also runs faster and has more health than heavy because of the evil spirit
>fuck cant beat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:54:00 No.113698035 Report

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>Use a blatantly modded weapons for shits and giggles
>Fight a sniper
>"What in blazes is that thing!?"
>Friendly scout looks it up in the latest man-co catalogue trying to find out what it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 11:59:00 No.113698427 Report

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>Spy Campaign
>The mission where you disguise yourself as a BLU Soldier to collect intelligence
>The part right after you befriend the sniper
>The Sniper keeps low, doesn't mention you, even though he knows it's you
>Your work is about finished, you get ready to leave.
>Suddenly The real BLU soldier appears, and reveals you to all.
>He smashes your cigarette disguise kit and invisibility watch.
>Sniper parks his van by the entrance, you get in.
>You shoot out the window hitting a few BLU heavys and scouts.
>A BLU truck hits his van, knocking it over to the side.
>You both fly out the windshield
>Sniper is half dead, clutching his submachine gun.
>BLU spy approaches you.
>"I'll see you in hell, you dashing rouge"
>Gunshot, The BLU spy falls on top of you.
>The Sniper shot him
>You get up, and pull your friend all the way back to the base.
>Medic does all he can, but he says he won't last the night.
>As sniper lays dying in his bed, he gives you a note, leading to a box with a gift, from a friend.
>Your about to take it, as the Snipers hand falls limp.
>You spend the night thinking about what has happened.
>You receive the box, with a note on top of it.
>Please open this on the day of my death.
>You don't open it right away, rather take it back to your base.
>You dress the sniper in fancy clothes, and dig his grave personally.
>As you and your team mourns, you open the box
>Suddenly you hear a familiar voice
>YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE
>Have a split second to turn around and see an arrow riddled guardsmen pointing a bow at you
>You drop into the grave with an arrow sticking out of your jaw
>Just as things fade away, you hear five familiar words
>SPY THAT YOU FANCY GIT

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Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 12:00:00 No.113698473 Report

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My favourite bit of all was in the Scout campaign when the Engie's giant robot went crazy, and he starts destroying all the platforms around you whilst you frantically double jump and try to shut it down

Also dat song playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlzyOJCCtns#t=1m41s

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 16 Oct 2011 12:03:00 No.113698638 Report

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>>113697144
All joking aside, she really is mine.

>Secretary figure
>Dem hips
>Dem glasses
>Knows how to work a gun
>More than likely can make a damn good sandwich

All I've ever wanted.

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