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Anonymous !!34XEmSSuMxG No.114163782 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
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>Work at Gamestop
>Overweight unshaven guy walks in
>"Hello sir, is there anything I can help you with today?"
>Looks at his shoes and mutters: "Y-yeah, I want Deus Ex for PS3."
>Decide to break the ice a bit as I go get the game for him
>"You know, you are the ONLY customer I've had to pronounce "Deus Ex" correctly. so many people say "deuce ex"."
>He nods "Yeah, s-so mant people are uncultured."
>Proceed to tell him I liked Deus Ex a lot, and ask about other games he likes
>Mentions stuff like Disgaea and Atelier Rorona
>Chat with him about both.
>Have a nice laugh
>He walks out of the store with a smile and his head held a bit higher
Feels good, man.
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