>BRO! COME OVER TO MY HOUSE, WE'LL PLAY VIDEO GAMES
>Why can't we just play online?
>Because we never hang out anymore, and I'm inviting like 7 people. Girls will be here, bro
>okay, I guess. What should I bring?
>Any games you wanna play. I know you have a lot.
>Oh hey, I brought [vidya]. where is everyone?
>They all said they were busy. Come on in, I was playing some game I rented off Gamefly. It's Fallout Vegas or some shit
>Isn't that single player?
>Yeah, but i just gotta do this one quest. We'll play something else in a bit
2 HOURS LATER
>Okay, let's play some [vidya]. Oh wait, hold on. xXBl00dk1ngxX invited me to a party. "Wassup, Blood? Really? OKAY I'LL BE RIGHT THERE"
>What was that?
>My clan leader just invited me to a clan match on Call of Duty. He needs me
2 HOURS LATER
>Bro, got any food?
>DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME! FUUUUCK YOU DISTRACTED ME AND I DIED! THERE'S A BOWL OF CHIPS ON THE DRESSER, NOW PLEASE BE QUIET
>..thanks
>STOP CHEWING SO LOUDLY! FUCK IT'S HARD TO CONCENTRATE
30 MINUTES LATER, SILENTLY BROWSING /v/
>Bro, I just realized I gotta do some shit at home
>Dude, you only JUST got here, and we hardly played any videogames
>Oh well, I'm sorry
Get home, sign on XBL
>BRO WHAT THE FUCK, YOU SAID YOU HAD CHORES
>I guess I was wrong
[insert 5 minutes of him and his clan making fun of me on xbl]
we're both 21, btw